Looking at this one now… it moves so fast I actually think I could have taken it further.  Oh well though, its plenty long as is.  Pretty much broke Sketchbook Pro making this.

This whole idea is pretty much a house meme around here.   If someone donates a kagillion dollars we’ll make an actual oh fuck. It’ll be nine hours long and banned in 12 countries (including the 7 that were destroyed during the filming of the movie).  I’m not gonna lie, many will die watching the movie, even if you’re not watching it in our patented Face-Spike-O-Vision, but for those who don’t it’ll blow your mind all over your balls.

Woooooo. Finally got this one done. I think next one will be a shorter one and updated sooner. These long ones are fun to write but, man, are they an endurance test to draw. Anywho, hows life?

Sorry for the delay folks! Still alive here! Wondering how long I can keep doing comics that end with me being beat up… Hmmm….

Welp… This was one took some time. Could have taken a lot less time if I didn’t mess up my own designs of Burn man and bitch man on the first run through. Anywho, this isn’t the best comic I’ve ever done, it was time to dust off some of these old characters. Why not?

A lot of times I start out a comic not having any idea how to finish it. A lot of good stuff starts out this way, like say, the ugly dog comics. I’ve pretty much learned to just take faith in my own ability to make something up on the fly. This time though, I got nothin. The main reason I posted it was because it had been too long since last update and to start another comic from scratch was no good.

Next update though, is already half done and I’ll post that.. Until then though… be brave…

Well, this comic is all about my recent tradition of modifying greeting cards for holidays. Because well, cards suck the way they are. I don’t know if I captured how funny these things are in person. The timing and build up are a lot different in comic form. The twilight one and snoopy ones were done with scissors and glue stick for Inez’s and Devin’s birthdays respectively. The iron man one is all digital and more extensively doctored. I figured I needed a third for more momentum, but I dunno, I would have probably been just fine with just the two, considering what a head ache the last one was. Anywho, hopefully this ones ok.

Wow, sorry to you guys over the pond, cause you have no chance of understanding this one. Basically there’s this ad that dominates the 10 pm plus airwaves for a male enhancement pill called Extenze. The ad starts with this weird looking older guy looking straight into the camera and saying the words “male enhancement” then pausing just few awkward, blink-less moments before the ad continues. I always thought it’d be funny if the ad just ended right there, or better yet, if the creepy start could be expanded upon to make the weirdest, most uncomfortable ad of all time. So, that’s what this is all about.

And thus concludes the presidential campaign arc type thing. Loooooooooong comic. The second longest comic I’ve ever done. Reading through it, I think I should have ended it sooner, but its not bad.

Hum… Well, a lot was thrown out on this one, the idea just kept growing til I decided to just split it into two comics. Expect some serious craziness to conclude it all.

And if you squint you can see the original idea that started it all. Pro-abortion, anti-choice. About two panels… Weird transformation.