Latest Jokes

Rearrange the Words :-)

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 2 Sep 2013 23:07:00 -0700

Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

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3 Idiot Jokes - Rancho vs Teacher vs Chatur

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 09:14:00 -0700

3 idiots ( Latest version )

This happened during Admin recruiting session for the FB page

Rancho - *Smiling*

Teacher- Aap Muskura kyu rahe hain?

Rancho - Bohot Dino se Admin banne ki iccha thi...aj Ban gaya hu..bohot maza aa raha hai

Teacher- Zada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat nai hai...Tell me What is a Post?

Rancho- Anything that is posted on Facebook..is Post Sir

Teacher- Can you Please elaborate?

Rancho- sir..jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai ,post hai sir...Ghumne...gye..photo daal diya! Post hai Sir
Match dekha Score daal diya! Post hai Sir ..Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki Pic se Ronaldo ki Kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me Comment ,ek second me like!
Comment-like.. comment-like
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Teacher- Shut up! ADMIN banke ye karoge?Comment-like comment like....
Hey chatur tum batao

Chatur- Pictures,texts or Videos posted through Mobile or Tablet or laptop or desktop via Different Operating
system using Internet on Facebook is called a Post...

Teacher- excellent!

Rancho- par sir maine bhi toh vohi bola seedhe shabdo mein...

Teacher- Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twiter ke pages k admin bano... :@

Rancho- Par sir dusre sites bhi toh..

Teacher-Get out!

Rancho- why sir?

teacher- Seedhe Shabdo me bahar jaiye

Rancho goes out and Comes Back*

Teacher- kya hua?

Rancho- kuch Bhul gya tha sir

Teacher- Kya?

Rancho- An Utility button given to us, to protect our Private data i.e pictures messages or personal Information for being
stolen or Used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...

Teacher- kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

Rancho- logout sir! Logout karna bhul gya tha!

Teacher- seedha seedha nai bol sakte the?!

Rancho- thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya...

How is our society ?

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 17:59:00 -0700

Some Facts about Ranjnikanth :-)

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 04:23:00 -0700

- Rajnikant's next film's heroine is . . . . born.. Thanks to Aishwariya.

- Thank God, Why This Kolaveri Di song was sung by Dhanush. If it was sung by his father-in-law Rajnikanth, it could have been our national anthem now!.

- Rajnikanth at his very best: He knows those two persons... . . . . Who shake hands in Nokia cell phones..!!

- What publicity Shahrukh managed to get for Ra-One in 3 months, Kolaveri got it in just 5 Days! After all...who is DHANUSH?

- The Secret behind Sachin's Success has finally been Revealed: The Name of Sachin's Mom is RAJNI Tendulkar ... Do i need 2 say anything else.

- In 1975, Superman, Batman & Spiderman were flying via India & they died... . .. Why??? .. . . Abe Rajnikanth nai, hawa me chalayi gabbar ki 3 goliyo ko yaad kar.

- DHOOM 3- John, Hrithk and Aamir on BIKE with speed of 200 km/hr . . . & . . .. Rajnikant overtakes them with Bicycle and says "Beta Save Fuel...Use cycle":

- Once a beggar was singing on a road. Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments. Today that beggar is known as.. . . "Bappi Lehri...":

- Rajnikanth bought a new road roller, Do you know why..? . .. . .. To iron his clothes...

- Rajnikant power!!! The box office collection of the movie TEES MAAR KHAN, ... was less then.... ... ... ... ... parking collection of ROBOT..!!!

- Galileo used moon light to study, Einstein used candle to study, Newton used lamp to study but the GREAT RAJNI used only AGARBATTI to study.

- Micheal Jordan to Rajni: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

- Mind blasting Rajnikanth fact.. ... Rajnikanth was born on 30 February. since then February decided not to give this date to anybody else.

- Ek baar Rajnikanth khana banane jwalamukhi par gaya, ... & he got shocked.. ... ... ... Becoz main waha already papad sek raha tha. - Saala ab to had ho gayi? ... kaun saala ye likh ke bhej raha hai... ... ... ... Ki... RAJNIKANT ne apne maa baap ko paida kiya..

Upcoming Films of Salman ...

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 00:30:00 -0700

2009 ---> Wanted : IPS
2010 ---> Dabbang : Inspector
2011 ---> Body Guard

Upcoming Films
2012 ---> Security Guard
2013 ---> Watchman
2014 ---> Postman

Change Cannot Be Found

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 04:18:00 -0700

"Change Cannot Be Found,instead Change Must Be Brought By You." Superb Lines spoken by some person ...

(Canteen Wala) means. . . . . . . . . . . . Meherbani Karke Khule Paise De..

Extra ordinary Stunt

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 04:15:00 -0700

Funny Pics ....

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 03:24:00 -0700

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 15

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700

Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

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Girl: I am in Toilet…. What should I send?

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Girl: I can do anything 4 u?

Boy: Will you die for me?

Girl: Yes.

Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?

Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.

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A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks:Whats this?

Kid:Teacher didn't have more stars to give so she started giving MOONS

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Height of technical overdose.

A computer software engineer was falling from roof of a building,
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Love is Life ,

Life is like a Wife ,

Wife is like a Knife , and

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Knife is the End of Life

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 14

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 16:30:00 -0700

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend

"U r my Best Friend"

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

"U r my Best Wife?"

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6 PAKISTANIS & 1 INDIAN were hanging below Helicopter on rope.

Pilot- One must leave B'coz of Overload.

INDIAN said - "I will Sacrifice."

All PAKISTANIS

"CLAPPED ;-)

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Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear

So da Teacher Drew The Diagram

On Da Blackboard & said:

"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D

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Fact about women:

They can see a hair of a girl on their husband's coat from 20 meters,

but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . . :

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2 friends,
"see" & "saw":
1 day "see" saw sea & "saw"
didnt see sea.
"See" saw sea and jumped in sea.
"Saw" didnt see sea but jumped
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"See" saw "saw" in sea & "saw"
saw "see" in sea.
"See" "saw" both saw sea & both
"saw" & "see" were happy to see
Sea.
That is how to exercise your
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Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my
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wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
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sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
( wen wndring with girl, all c me )...

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Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You :D

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Once a Boy
was Smoking at Airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitny Cigarette
peete ho?
Boy: Why?
Girl: Agar ab tek Zindagi me Cigarrete
pe kharch kiye huye Paissy bechate to
Samne khari hui Car tumhari hoti
Boy: Aap Cigarrete peeti han?
Girl: No
Boy: to kya wo Car apki hai?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for Advice wo Car meri hi
hai
Moral: Zyada Lecture dene se b bizzati
ho jati hai.

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There is a Bug

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 02:26:00 -0700

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 13

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 02:04:00 -0700

Woman's Tongue and Man's Eye ..

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Rest only When they DIE

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Santa aur uski wife Preeto mein jhagra hua to Preeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya,

"Maa mera un se jhagra ho gaya hai ..

Main 1 Month k liye app k ghar aa rahi hun."

Maa boli-Jhagra kis ne start kiya ??????

Wife-Unho ne.

Maa-"Jhagra us kambakhat ne kiya hai saza bhi ushe hi milni chahiye.
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Tum wahien thehro MAE aa rahi hun 3 Month k liye"...............:-)

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6 PAKISTANIS & 1 INDIAN were hanging below Helicopter on rope.

Pilot- One must leave B'coz of Overload.

INDIAN said - "I will Sacrifice."

All PAKISTANIS

"CLAPPED ;-)

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A 9 year old boy went 2 an ICE CREAM parlour.
Waiter:Wat do u want?
Boy:How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs?
Waiter:Rs.15
Then d BOY checked his pocket & asked cost of small cone?
... Waiter irritated n said Rs.12.
Boy ordered a small cone,had it,paid bill & left.
When da waiter came to pick da EMPTY PLATE tears rolled down 4m
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u know y....?
The boy had left Rs.3 as TIP for him...
MAKE EVERY ONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING U HAVE... :)

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As a kid i was an OUTSTANDING student...

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4 Gals take lift in a car full f Engineers.
Since no place , they sat on Boys Lap

After TEN Mins

Girl 1 : Are you a ECE Engineer ? Boy1 : How u Know ?
Girl 1 : Your tower is communicating with my
unreachable Area ! xP

Girl 2 : are you a Computer Engineer ?
Boy 2 : How you know ?
Girl 2 : Your Pendrive is trying to connect with my USB Drive ! =@

Girl 3 : Are you a Mechanical Engineer ?
Boy 3 : How you Know ?
Girl 3 : Your Piston is trying to move into My Cylinder !

Girl 4 : Are you a Civil Enginner ?
Boy 4 : How do you Know ?

Girl 4 : Your Dam has Broken and Flodded my Village

How Bussiness Works?

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 21:10:00 -0700

Dad : Son, I want you to marry the girl of my choice.

Son : No!

Dad : The girl is daughter of Bill Gates..

... Son : Then OK.

Dad goes to Bill Gates...

Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son.

Bill Gates : No!

Dad : My son is CEO of World Bank...

Bill Gates : Oh, then it's OK

Dad goes to president of World Bank...

Dad : Appoint my son as CEO ...

President : No!

Dad : He is son-in-law of Bill Gates...

President : Then okey.

This is how business works... :-)

Good news for Car Owners : INDIA 2015

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:26:00 -0700

Good news for Car Owners : INDIA 2015

Prove that (2 / 10) = 2

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 21:13:00 -0700

The Question : Prove that ( 2 / 10 ) = 2 ?

1) The Arts Student : This is our of syllabus !

2) The commerce Student: This is Wrong

3) The Medical Student : How is it possible ?

4) The MBA Student: It is none of my business

5) The Engineering Student: "It is so easy !" See the details bellow:

(2 / 10 )
= (Two / Ten)
= wo / en (because T is common)

Now, 'W' is 23rd letter and 'O' is 15th letter
Similarly,
'E' is 5th and 'N' is 14th

Hence ( wo / en ) = ( 23 + 15 ) / ( 5 + 14 )
= ( 38 / 19 )
= 2

Engineers are never worried about what is the answer! (i.e. What needs to be done?)

They will only ask which answer you want? (i.e. What do you want as a result? and give you the results....)

Engineers Rocks!

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 12

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 13:00:00 -0700

Teacher: Whoever Answers My Next Question, Can Go Home.

A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window.
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... Teacher: Who Threw The Bag ?
Boy: Me..I'm Going Home. .....c.P

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Wife: Listen, your best friend is getting married to a really horrible girl, why dont you stop him?
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This couple had 4 sons. The first 3 were fair, redheads with blue eyes and the last one was dark, with curly hair, and short. When the man was on his deathbed, he whispered to his wife- baby, are you sure that you never cheated on me? Our last son is giving me doubts. . .
Wife swears that he is his son. Husband dies. . .
Soon after that. . .
Wife- thank goodness he din ask abt the first three sons. . .

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Q: Can a woman turn u into a Millionaire?

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How do College Teacher Complete Syllabus-
Unit 1- This is just introducti on no need to teach
Unit 2- Very easy topic you can study on your own
Unit 3- this has is already been discussed in last
Unit 4- Dis topic is directly givenin text book study as it is I dont need to teach it.
Unit 5- Who is ready to take seminar ???

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 11

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 09:58:00 -0700

Newly married husbnd SaVED wife's nUmbEr on mobile as
"MY LIFE"

Aftr 1yr:"MY WIFE"

5 yEArs:"HOME"

10 YEArs:"HITLER"

25 YEArs: "WRONG NUMBER"! :P
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An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:

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2 girls liked it

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I luv walking in rain so that no one can see my tears : the old one

I luv walking in the fog so that no one can see that m smoking : the new one

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Latest : I luv walking, bcoz petrol / diesel mehnga ho gaya hae..............:-)

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Naukar-Sahab apka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hae,

Kya khilate ho ???????

Sahab-Kamine ye kutta nahi,

Mera beta hae,

Engineering ker raha hae aur abhi iske exams chal rahe hae...........:-)

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The CEO returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up on Friday.

Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. What's the matter? grumbled the boss.Haven't you got a sense of humour? I don't have to laugh, she replied. I'm leaving on Friday.

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If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects , Then How could he expects a single student to learn all subjects ?

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Old Generation: Neki kar, Dariya mein daal

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New Generation: Kuch bhi kar, Facebook pe daal
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Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.

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Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 10

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 09:56:00 -0700

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
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मर्द

मर्द अगर औरत पर हाथ उठाए तो ज़ालिम ,
औरत से पिट जाये तो बुजदिल
औरत को किसी के साथ देख कर लड़े तो इर्शालू,
अगर कुछ न कहे तो बेघैरत
अगर घर से बहार रहे तो आवारा ,
घर में रहे तो नाकारा
बचों को डांटे तो ज़ालिम ,
न डांटे तो लापरवाह
हाय मर्द बेचारा जिसके जीवन मे सिर्फ दर्द ही दर्द है
और उपरसे कहते है की मर्द वही होता है जिसको दर्द नही होता

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Laloo was filling up application form for a job.

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Buyer to seller: Is it a faithful dog?

Marathi Seller: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

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a girl and a boy were eating food

girl - i want to tell u something

boy - we should not talk while eating

(after the lunch was over)

boy - tell what u were saying ???

girl - there was a cockroach in your foods .....

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DAUGHTER: mum, that man gave me $10 to climb that tree.

MOTHER: stupid! he wanted to see your panty!
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DAUGHTER: ahah! I'm clever, I did not wear any of them!

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A fairy saw a bear chasing a rabbit. she asked both to stop "i will grant u both 3 wishes"

bear-" i wish all the bears in this forest except me , be female."

The rabbit wishes for a helmet

bear thought - stupid rabbit,wasting his wish

bear-"i wish all the bears in the next forest , be female."

the rabbit asks for a motorcycle

Bear was shocked again

bear-"make all the bears in the world female except me."

the rabbit grinned, started his bike n said

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Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 9

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 04:02:00 -0700

A Man on Death Bed confesses to his Wife
"I had an Affair with ur Sister , your Friend & the Maid... Please FORGIVE Me:(
WIFE: I know Honey. Now Relax & "Let the POISON WORK" :O :D

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Loffer' Aur 'Offer

Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya diffrence Hai.?

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Student- Simple Mam..

Ladka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer

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Ladki 'I Love U' Bole To Offer

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Thought of the Day:
A Woman Is Completely Harmless and Doesn't Believe In Violence..

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( Teacher to santa)
what's cylone ?
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a short loan given by bank for purchasing cycle is called as cyclone :D =)

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 8

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 03:50:00 -0700

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside. If it's wide, use three fingers. Make sure it's wet and rub up and down.
Yep, that's how you wash a cup.

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What Is Love?
For A Boy: It Is That Stupid Nervousness Before Proposing A Girl. .
For A Girl :It Is That Excitement Of Standing Before A Nervous Boy

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When You Mess Up A Guy's Hair ..
He Thinks Its Cute ..
But When You Mess Up A Girl's Hair ..
May Your Soul Rest In Peace!! xD xP

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Love is possible after friendship, but friendship
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before death not after death.

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When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings ..

Dont Think That You Are In Love ..

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We would be 5 always

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Fri, 9 Sep 2011 03:46:00 -0700

Child to His grand mother: We should remain 5 always, right? You, Mom, Dad, Sister and Me

Grand Mother: No, When you will get married we will be 6.

Child: Then my sister will also get married and we would be 5 again.

Again Grand Mother: No son, then you will get child and we will be 6

Child: But, then when will you die we would be again 5.

Grand Mother: beats the child and scolds a lot ......

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 1

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Thu, 8 Sep 2011 02:38:00 -0700

Husband: i m hpy that this year u wil nt go 2 market 4 eid shopping.
Wife: dnt b crazy darling, i wil cmplt my eid shpng at home with internet. Give me ur credit card. . .

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a miser rich man bought a 2nd class ticket of train.

Poor man: u hav enough money but why hav u bought 2nd cls ticket?

Rich man: coz 3rd cls tickts hav been finished. . . .

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Robert: How do you shake your coffee ?
Randy: with my right hand.
Robert: but i use spoon:p:p:p:

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in a programme,

1st man: the programmer woman is so ugly. .

2nd man: she is my wife.

1st man: oh, i am sorry:(

2nd man: not more than me:(:(

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The judge said to the accused:"I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again." "Your honour," the criminal said, "thats what I tried to tell the police,but they wouldn't listen."

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Teeth: Oh tongue, if i just press u little, u'll get cut.
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A guy ordered a soup..then he saw a fly in his soup..

Man : waiter! Waiter! There is a fly in ma soup..

Waiter : poor guy,havent seen a fly before?

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Journalist: so when u came to this town u have nothing but a small bag. Right?

Millionaire: ya, u r right. Now i am a millionaire because of that bag.

Journalist: how was it possible? What was in that bag??

Millionaire: One Million dollar:):):)

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Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group?

Girlfriend: I love U2!

Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?

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My wife asked,"what are u planning on getting me for my birthday.

"I was thinking of the new expensive l'oreal roll on deodorant" i said

she said,"oh right l'oreal because im worth it?"

i said "no because u stink"

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Husband: i cant go outside to buy these things coz the crash between gov & opposition parties is going on.
Wife: dont worry dear, wear the helmet of your bike to be safe. . . .

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one day a man found problem in his tv. The picture was clear but the volume was silent.

Man: please go to our nearest neighbor & tell them to increase the volume of their tv.

Wife: why?

Man: we will watch our tv & hear the sound of their tv ;);)

Wife: :p:p:p

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Husband entered into the house with a golden cup & he was very tired.

Wife: why are you so tired & how have you gotten this golden cup?

Husband: i have won it from a race competition by beating 2 runners.

Wife: were there only 3 participants?

Husband: yes you are right. i was the first, the police was 2nd & the owner of the cup was 3rd in the race:p:p:p

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Police: why are you in the street in this deep night ? Can you explain it clearly?

Victim: if i could explain the reason to my wife i would have been inside my home.

Police: oh. . . . . .

Financial Management Without MBA

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Wed, 7 Sep 2011 22:25:00 -0700

A beggar found 100 rs.
He went to 5 star hotel for dinner bill - 3000 rs.
Manager handed him to police.
He gave 100 rs. to police and free.
Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT without MBA.

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 7

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:00:00 -0700

WHO SAID ENGLISH IS EASY ? DONT BELIVE ?
THEN ANSWER FOR THIS WITH - YES OR NO .
________ i'm a monkey . !!!

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Two management students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second student replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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INFORMATION OF THE DAY .
DO U KNOW THE WORLD'S FASTEST TRAIN ?
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SORRY THE TRAIN WENT SO FAST LIKE ZOOII.... TAT I CANT READ !!! ;)

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A scooter mechanic to a doctor" i change the oil just like you change the blood ,i change the the parts of engine just like you do surgery , after the accident i work on dent just like you plaster the fractured part of the body then why are you paid a lot more than me and the doctor replied" have you tried something like this when engine is on"

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doctor 1 - che with very hard work i did operation and i tried my best . but i dint save the patient .
doctor 2 - u stupid . u dint do operation u did postmortem !!

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difference between a friend and lover
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dude how does tat nurse look ?

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In a gents toilet it was written "shake well after use"

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One guy said to another "i love her but she has a boy friend"and the other replied " every goal post has goal keeper it does not mean that you can not score"

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Teacher : Make a Sentence abt HAND !

Student : My Penis in your hand :P

(Teacher Slaps)

Student : I forgot a Space Between Pen + is (My Pen is in your hand)! :D

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Wife: Why are you home so early?
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Husband: My boss told me to go to hell..

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4 Sardars | Sardar Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 07:41:00 -0700

4 sardar started petrol pump

No customer came to their petrol pump
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Because Petrol pump was on the 2nd floor,
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Then all 4 of them started Restaurant on the same floor

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Still no customer come over there ,

Why?

Because they did not remove petrol pump board from there

then they bought 1 taxi,

still they did not get any customer to ride in taxi,

Why?

Because 2 sardar was seating on front seat and 2 sardar was seating on the back seat and searching for customer.

Now suddenly taxi got stuck on the road and not starting at all,

Then all four of them came out and pushing the taxi, still taxi was not moving at all

Why?

because 2 of then pushing form back and other 2 were pushing form front.

Sardar Rocks :-)