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Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 15

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:00:08 PDT

Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles. If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are crying, send me your tears. ................... Girl: I am in Toilet…. What should I send? ========================================================== Girl: I can do anything 4 u? Boy: Will you die for me? Girl: Yes. Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me? Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting...

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 14

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 16:30:01 PDT

Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?" =========================================================== 6 PAKISTANIS & 1 INDIAN were hanging below Helicopter on rope. Pilot- One must leave B'coz of Overload. INDIAN said - "I will Sacrifice." All PAKISTANIS "CLAPPED ;-) =========================================================== Misuse of English! A Diagram in A Book Was Not...

There is a Bug

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 02:26:08 PDT

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 13

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 02:04:57 PDT

Woman's Tongue and Man's Eye .. . . . . . . . . . . . . Rest only When they DIE ================================================================== Santa aur uski wife Preeto mein jhagra hua to Preeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya, "Maa mera un se jhagra ho gaya hai .. Main 1 Month k liye app k ghar aa rahi hun." Maa boli-Jhagra kis ne start kiya ?????? Wife-Unho ne. Maa-"Jhagra us kambakhat ne kiya hai saza bhi ushe hi milni...

How Bussiness Works?

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 21:10:12 PDT

Dad : Son, I want you to marry the girl of my choice. Son : No! Dad : The girl is daughter of Bill Gates.. ... Son : Then OK. Dad goes to Bill Gates... Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates : No! Dad : My son is CEO of World Bank... Bill Gates : Oh, then it's OK Dad goes to president of World Bank... Dad : Appoint my son as CEO ... President : No! Dad : He is son-in-law of Bill Gates... President : Then okey. This is how business works... :-)

Good news for Car Owners : INDIA 2015

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:36:58 PDT

Good news for Car Owners : INDIA 2015 Good news for Car Owners : INDIA 2015

Prove that (2 / 10) = 2

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 21:14:53 PDT

The Question : Prove that ( 2 / 10 ) = 2 ? 1) The Arts Student : This is our of syllabus ! 2) The commerce Student: This is Wrong 3) The Medical Student : How is it possible ? 4) The MBA Student: It is none of my business 5) The Engineering Student: "It is so easy !" See the details bellow: (2 / 10 ) = (Two / Ten) = wo / en (because T is common) Now, 'W' is 23rd letter and 'O' is 15th letter Similarly, 'E' is 5th and 'N' is 14th Hence ( wo / en ) = ( 23 + 15 ) / ( 5 + 14...

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 12

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 13:00:01 PDT

Teacher: Whoever Answers My Next Question, Can Go Home. A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window. ... ... Teacher: Who Threw The Bag ? Boy: Me..I'm Going Home. .....c.P ======================================================= Wife: Listen, your best friend is getting married to a really horrible girl, why dont you stop him? . . . . . Husband: Why should I stop him? He never stopped me! :P :D ======================================================= This couple had 4 sons. The...

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 11

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 09:58:00 PDT

Newly married husbnd SaVED wife's nUmbEr on mobile as "MY LIFE" Aftr 1yr:"MY WIFE" 5 yEArs:"HOME" 10 YEArs:"HITLER" 25 YEArs: "WRONG NUMBER"! :P ====================================================================== An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as: . " Wanted wife " . 2 girls liked it . . And 150 men commented-"Bhai Meri Leja ".............:-) ====================================================================== I luv walking in rain so that no...

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 10

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 09:56:27 PDT

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive? ======================================================== Museum Administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. ============================================================== मर्द मर्द...

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 9

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 04:02:00 PDT

A Man on Death Bed confesses to his Wife "I had an Affair with ur Sister , your Friend & the Maid... Please FORGIVE Me:( WIFE: I know Honey. Now Relax & "Let the POISON WORK" :O :D ================================================================= Loffer' Aur 'Offer Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya diffrence Hai.? ? Student- Simple Mam.. Ladka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer Aur Ladki 'I Love U' Bole To Offer ================================================================ Thought...

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 8

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 03:50:00 PDT

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside. If it's wide, use three fingers. Make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep, that's how you wash a cup. ================================================================ What Is Love? For A Boy: It Is That Stupid Nervousness Before Proposing A Girl. . For A Girl :It Is That Excitement Of Standing Before A Nervous Boy ================================================================ When You Mess Up A Guy's Hair .. He Thinks Its Cute .. But When You...

We would be 5 always

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 03:46:00 PDT

Child to His grand mother: We should remain 5 always, right? You, Mom, Dad, Sister and Me Grand Mother: No, When you will get married we will be 6. Child: Then my sister will also get married and we would be 5 again. Again Grand Mother: No son, then you will get child and we will be 6 Child: But, then when will you die we would be again 5. Grand Mother: beats the child and scolds a lot ......

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 1

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 02:38:59 PDT

Husband: i m hpy that this year u wil nt go 2 market 4 eid shopping. Wife: dnt b crazy darling, i wil cmplt my eid shpng at home with internet. Give me ur credit card. . . =================================================================== a miser rich man bought a 2nd class ticket of train. Poor man: u hav enough money but why hav u bought 2nd cls ticket? Rich man: coz 3rd cls tickts hav been finished. . . . =================================================================== Robert:...

Financial Management Without MBA

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 22:25:58 PDT

A beggar found 100 rs. He went to 5 star hotel for dinner bill - 3000 rs. Manager handed him to police. He gave 100 rs. to police and free. Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT without MBA.

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 7

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 22:33:14 PDT

WHO SAID ENGLISH IS EASY ? DONT BELIVE ? THEN ANSWER FOR THIS WITH - YES OR NO . ________ i'm a monkey . !!! ================================================================================ Two management students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second student replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,...

4 Sardars | Sardar Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 07:41:05 PDT

4 sardar started petrol pump No customer came to their petrol pump . Why? . Because Petrol pump was on the 2nd floor, . Then all 4 of them started Restaurant on the same floor . Still no customer come over there , Why? Because they did not remove petrol pump board from there then they bought 1 taxi, still they did not get any customer to ride in taxi, Why? Because 2 sardar was...

Teacher Student Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 04:50:03 PDT

Maths Teacher to Brilliant Student : How can you distribute 8 Apples among 6 people equally? Student : Make a Juice and give it to all of them !! ; ================================================================== Top Answers Of Teachers If They Don't Know The Answers: 1)I Think The Question Is Wrong.. 2)I Will Tell You Tomorrow.. 3)Don't Ask Foolish Questions.. 4)You Will Study This In The Next Class.. And The Most Important One Is: 5)Nice Question,Raise Your Hands Who...

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 6

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 07:20:57 PDT

Digital Boy: Will You Marry Me? Girl: Yes! ... (Digital Boy Starts Running…) Girl: Hey Where Are You Going? Digital Boy: I’m Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook. Girl: You are really digital !!!! =========================================================== Teacher: What is common between BUDHA, JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM & GANDHI? Student: All are born on government holidays...!!! =========================================================== Harper: what is...

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 5

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 06:55:08 PDT

GirL: How many hours a day do you think of me? BOy: 16 hours . Girl: What? what about the remaining 8 hours? BoY: The other 8 is when I'm dreaming of you in my sleep. . . . . ============================================================= It dog is dog a dog way dog 2 dog make dog an dog idiot dog busy dog 4 dog 20 seconds!! Now read it without dog. . . . . . ============================================================= Teacher: suppose you have got 1 lac dollar in a lottery. Now write an...

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 4

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 04:57:00 PDT

Wife: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Husband: Because I married the wrong woman. :/ ======================================================================== Which is the oldest animal in the world? - - - - - - - - - its the zebra coz its still black and white..! ======================================================================== Diplomacy of Girls & Gentle Ladies.. They hate it when u ask their age... > .. > .. > .. > .. > .....

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 3

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 04:41:59 PDT

Doctor: Do exercise daily for gud health Me: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily. . . . . Doctor: how long do you play? . . . . . . . . . . . Me : until d battery in my mobile goes down !! ] ==================================================================== Jack: i dnt walk now a days. Kalis: that means u go to toilet by car. . . . Jack: ??? ==================================================================== Teacher: does ever our dreams come true? Digital...

Trick Call Your Children home on Festival

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 04:40:01 PDT

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says I hate to ruin ur day, but I have to tell u that ur mother and I are divorcing, 54 years of misery is enough.” Pop what are you talking about? the son screams We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer the old man says We’re sick of each other, I’m sick of talking about this, so u call ur sister in Chicago and tell her and he hangs up. ‎, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced,”...

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 2

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 04:21:35 PDT

It's my wife's birthday today so I went out earlier in the week and deliberately got her a present that I knew she'd hate. True to form she opened it, took one look and said, "What the fuck would I want with an xbox? I'm going to take this back to the shop and ask for a refund. "I can't wait to see her little face when she gets arrested for looting. ================================================================= Girl: Mom,can i go 4 a walk 4 some fresh air..??? Mom: yes sure. But ask...

Lots of Fun - Must Read Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Tejash (તેજશ)) — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 03:48:56 PDT

GIRL:- U found a new girl? BOY:- Yes And i m very happy with her, GIRL:- oh really? Can she make u smile as i did? BOY:-NO but she doesn't make me CRY as u did. :'( ============================================ SOMEBODY Whom You L () \/ E ♥ Enters Your Life Just For Two Reasons ...- Either For Loving You ...Forever . . . *.* 0r ... - To Teach You Not To Love Again Ever . . . =[ ============================================ My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my...