All the single ladies dance contest.So you think you can dance like beyonce, here are three contestants who say they can, you pick the winner!

Contestant #1

Contestant #2

Contestant #3

and the winner is… please comment your vote!

Now we know why kids all  over the world have been crying on Santa’s lap! That fat bastard has been letting farts seep out of his ass right before kids get put on his lap. That’s why Santa just sits their and has a big smile on his face,  he’s having a blast making your little ones cry! Here are some pictures of kids who have taken a whiff of his stink ass! Beware…pictures are shocking to witness!

Panhandling has been around for thousands of years and it is being done all over the world. A study was done in Toronto Canada with 54 panhandlers, and what was found was the median income for panhandlers was $638 a month, that’s pretty damn good! I could use an extra $638 in my budget. Because people feel that panhandlers use the money to support their bad habits they are reluctant to give. Now the panhandlers are getting more creative in their marketing and some of them just get straight to the point! I guess people rather hear the truth instead of some lie. Here are some good Panhandler signs that I thought were cool.

Here are some celebrities that I think would make interesting couples. Would they last or would they clash?

 50 cent and New York both have strong personalities and are from New York. They are both hot tempered and don’t take crap from anybody! Eminem and Angelina are both unpredictable and very strange in their own ways. Michael Jackson and Madonna are both legends and both of them don’t last very long in relationships.  Madonna is a freak and very unpredictable, I wouldn’t be surprised if she were to hook up with Michael Jackson. Tommy Lee is a party animal and we all know Paris is one too. I could see them making a hot sex tape and calling it “Tommy in Paris!”

Paris Hilton and Tommy Lee can be romantically connected by 3 degrees of separation. Find out how I figured this out  Click Here!

Every Wednesday I will post ” Wednesday Worst Music Videos” today I have a music video that tops the chart! They are the Russian version of the Back Street Boys, they are called Nowiy god. They have what it takes to be megastars good looks, great haircuts, and the added bonus of great smiles with pearly whites! Enjoy the video of the week.

Watch as a city gets taken over by a bunch of Christmas Crabs. UNREAL!

Found this interesting post at: http://unreasonablefaith.com/ visit his blog it’s very interesting!

DO NOT WATCH VIDEO UNTIL YOU READ POST!

Santa Clause has just been arrested for reckless driving in New York. He looked very high and not his jolly self so when police searched his truck they found cocaine by the pounds! Upon further investigation Santa has been  slanging cocaine all throughout the north pole. When police searched his home which they thought was built with snow it turned out to be cocaine, thousands of pounds…street value of over $100,000,000,000. He had a whole town covered with the drug. His elves and reindeer’s were all part of the scheme to bring the drug to the states. His drug ring went all throughout every state and he was using ordinary people. He was using the bell ringers at the malls, fake Santa’s, Christmas tree distributors, Clerks at the malls, Coffee Shops, Restaurant’s, and that’s just to name a few!  Here is the cartoon version of the whole drug bust. This footage has never been released until now!

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A Charlotte, NC, man having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost “in a series of small fires.” The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued….and won. In delivering the ruling the judge agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be “unacceptable fire,” and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in “the fires.” After the man cashed the check, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is not the guy in the story

Ever wondered if there were any bums out on the streets who were actually billionaires? Well here’s an interesting website that I have found, trying to turn a bum into a billionaire. Did he accomplish this goal? The journey will soon die at the end of this year 2008.

I am a Billionaire!

Find out what happened to the bum here: http://bumllionaire.com/bumllionaire/