Lew Ayotte https://lewayotte.com/ Pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, perseverance and gentleness. Fight the good fight of faith; take hold of the eternal life to which you were called... - 1 Timothy 6:11-12 Thu, 06 Mar 2025 21:04:05 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 The Broken Elevator Scrolls https://lewayotte.com/2025/02/16/the-broken-elevator-scrolls/ https://lewayotte.com/2025/02/16/the-broken-elevator-scrolls/#respond Sun, 16 Feb 2025 20:06:38 +0000 https://lewayotte.com/?p=4836 In the year 5327, Captain Jorah Flambo, head of Extraordinary Ventures in History (EVH), led his band of misfit archeologists deep into the uncharted territories of what was once called...

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]]> https://lewayotte.com/2025/02/16/the-broken-elevator-scrolls/feed/ 0 Where are the Cashews? – My Fifth Paranormal Experience https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/27/where-are-the-cashews-my-fifth-paranormal-experience/ https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/27/where-are-the-cashews-my-fifth-paranormal-experience/#respond Fri, 27 Nov 2020 06:02:26 +0000 https://lewayotte.com/?p=4671 I’m using the term “paranormal” here to mean “unexplained”. I am not claiming that any of my these experiences were ghosts, or demons, or angels, or aliens, or interdimensional travelers....

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]]> https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/27/where-are-the-cashews-my-fifth-paranormal-experience/feed/ 0 Who is that? – My Fourth Paranormal Experience https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/27/who-is-that-my-fourth-paranormal-experience/ https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/27/who-is-that-my-fourth-paranormal-experience/#respond Fri, 27 Nov 2020 05:37:42 +0000 https://lewayotte.com/?p=4665 I’m using the term “paranormal” here to mean “unexplained”. I am not claiming that any of my these experiences were ghosts, or demons, or angels, or aliens, or interdimensional travelers....

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]]> https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/27/who-is-that-my-fourth-paranormal-experience/feed/ 0 What is that Blinking? – My Third Paranormal Experience https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/27/what-is-that-blinking-my-third-paranormal-experience/ https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/27/what-is-that-blinking-my-third-paranormal-experience/#respond Fri, 27 Nov 2020 05:22:29 +0000 https://lewayotte.com/?p=4659 I’m using the term “paranormal” here to mean “unexplained”. I am not claiming that any of my these experiences were ghosts, or demons, or angels, or aliens, or interdimensional travelers....

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]]> https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/27/what-is-that-blinking-my-third-paranormal-experience/feed/ 0 Are You Awake? – My Second Paranormal Experience https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/26/are-you-awake-my-second-paranormal-experience/ https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/26/are-you-awake-my-second-paranormal-experience/#respond Fri, 27 Nov 2020 04:17:45 +0000 https://lewayotte.com/?p=4656 I’m using the term “paranormal” here to mean “unexplained”. I am not claiming that any of my these experiences were ghosts, or demons, or angels, or aliens, or interdimensional travelers....

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]]> https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/26/are-you-awake-my-second-paranormal-experience/feed/ 0 There’s Someone in the House – My First Paranormal Experience https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/26/theres-someone-in-the-house-my-first-paranormal-experience/ https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/26/theres-someone-in-the-house-my-first-paranormal-experience/#respond Fri, 27 Nov 2020 04:03:30 +0000 https://lewayotte.com/?p=4651 I’m using the term “paranormal” here to mean “unexplained”. I am not claiming that any of my these experiences were ghosts, or demons, or angels, or aliens, or interdimensional travelers....

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]]> https://lewayotte.com/2020/11/26/theres-someone-in-the-house-my-first-paranormal-experience/feed/ 0 Deliver All The Things from Nginx with Subs Filters in CloudFront for WordPress https://lewayotte.com/2016/03/22/deliver-all-the-things-from-nginx-with-subs-filters-in-cloudfront-for-wordpress/ https://lewayotte.com/2016/03/22/deliver-all-the-things-from-nginx-with-subs-filters-in-cloudfront-for-wordpress/#respond Wed, 23 Mar 2016 00:30:02 +0000 https://lewayotte.com/?p=4221 I have been messing around with Amazon’s CloudFront on this site for a couple months now. I had some basic Subs Filters setup that makes using CloudFront as a CDN...

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]]> https://lewayotte.com/2016/03/22/deliver-all-the-things-from-nginx-with-subs-filters-in-cloudfront-for-wordpress/feed/ 0 Jesus Literally Gave a Group of Inebriated People MORE Wine https://lewayotte.com/2016/01/27/jesus-literally-gave-a-group-of-inebriated-people-more-wine/ https://lewayotte.com/2016/01/27/jesus-literally-gave-a-group-of-inebriated-people-more-wine/#comments Wed, 27 Jan 2016 11:00:06 +0000 http://lewayotte.com/?p=4201 Before I start, let me say this. You absolutely should not live a life of drunkness. It is bad for your health, it is bad for your family, it is...

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]]> https://lewayotte.com/2016/01/27/jesus-literally-gave-a-group-of-inebriated-people-more-wine/feed/ 1 A simple mu-plugin to log in as any WordPress user without a known password https://lewayotte.com/2015/02/04/simple-mu-plugin-log-wordpress-user-without-known-password/ https://lewayotte.com/2015/02/04/simple-mu-plugin-log-wordpress-user-without-known-password/#respond Thu, 05 Feb 2015 02:14:37 +0000 http://lewayotte.com/?p=4150 If you have FTP access to a customer’s site (or if they haven’t secured their WordPress file editor), you can add this code to their site and be able to...

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]]> https://lewayotte.com/2015/02/04/simple-mu-plugin-log-wordpress-user-without-known-password/feed/ 0 Dipped in Blood https://lewayotte.com/2014/12/17/dipped-blood/ https://lewayotte.com/2014/12/17/dipped-blood/#comments Wed, 17 Dec 2014 11:15:48 +0000 http://lewayotte.com/?p=4142 Apparently YHWH and his son, Jesus, are both pro-torture, war mongers. At least, that’s what many Republican Christians want you to believe. In defending the CIA’s use of torture on...

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