Lexuality

Fight Back!

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 06:25:00 +0000

No gay man deserves to be bullied. Here is my response to "bullied gay worker":

Hi Bullied Gay Worker,

If at this point you don't like your work regardless of the "gay jokes" hurled against you, then by all means resign.

But if you are not ready and you are bothered by those anti-gay statements, then stand up for yourself. No one deserves to be bullied just because they are gay.

The next time you hear any of your co-workers making those offensive statements against you, look them in the eye and in your most confident stance, declare "Bakit, ano ang problema mo sa bakla?".

If he or she dares list some of his/ her homophobic concerns. Say this in your most declarative tone "ikaw ang may problema. Hindi ako o kung sinumang bakla."

Dancing Tondo Hunks

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:41:00 +0000

Real Estate will suddenly go up in Tondo due to the demand from gay men to have them as neighbors! Watch.

Officemates Bully a Gay Man

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:24:00 +0000

Do you ever get bullied in your office just because you are different - limp wristed, high-pitched and a Lady Gaga fan? Here's a letter from one of our unlucky brothers:

Dear Sir Lex,

I'm gay pero bihis lalaki pag pumapasok sa opis at sa bahay din, kasi hapi naman ako sa ganung itsura. Pero I experienced pang-aasar at the same way it's act of discrimination sa work. Sabi ng boss ko paulit-ulit na magbago na ako kasi new year na, parang naiinis na rin ako kaya sabi ko, choice ko maging bakla wala ba ako akong karapatan sa choice ko, di naman sya sumagot parang wala lang. Pinaka slight hurt ako nang nagpicturan kami ng boss kong maitim, sabi ko kasi ang puti ko sa picture (crush ko yung boss ko na lalaki at alam ng small group namin kaya may asaran)nagpantig sa tenga ko dahil sa sinabi ng girl na kasama namin "di bale ng maiitim wag lang bakla". Tingin mo lex mag resign na ako? kasi sobra na ang pang bubully pero sinasakyan ko na lang na parang joke at nakatawa that I'm gay at tsaka ayaw ko na rin naman ng work ko ngayun. Payo naman po!

Bullied Gay Worker

Looking for Extra Service

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 03:55:00 +0000

Hi Lex,

I live here in Makati but I would like to go to South Bay City Spa as I've been hearing good things about it. Would you know what kind of ES the masseurs offer there and how much should I pay for the ES?

Thanks.

Mr. Looking-for-ES

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Hi "looking-for-ES",

Unlike the strip of massage clinics in Kamias, an ES or "extra service" is not on the menu of Southbay city spa. The place offers legitimate massage. Their masseurs are well-trained and as far as I know and not all of them will give you that "extra effort".

The place however, is popular among many horny gay men. It's easy to meet a lot of like-minded men in the wet areas.

If you want to experience that "extra-care" from your masseur, I suggest, book a private room in advance. And request for a male masseur. Chances are, you might find a masseur who will be playful enough for your requirements.

In terms of cost, having tried so many places, the range of "extra experience" should cost around PHP500 to 1500. That depends on your negotiation skills. And according to one masseur I have spoken to, the more pleasant and the "cleaner" you appear to them, the more they are willing to lower the cost.

So just be loyal and nice to your masseur and they will definitely do their best to keep you coming back.

Lex

They "Cum" Together

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 22:39:00 +0000

JC's Massage Part 3:

He started working on my neck down to my chest and a lot concentrated on my nipples.. to my stomach down to the sides of my holy grail. Sometimes nasasagi niya na nga eh. Then he said .. Sir gusto niyo masahihin ko na din to .. sabay grab sa ano ko… Sabi ko..mahal ata yang ganyan eh.. But he said.. Kayo na po bahala kung magkano gusto niyo ibigay na tip.

Siyempre i grabbed the opportunity. Ok sabi ko.. Bigla siyang pumatong sa ken, naghubad at biglang niya kong hinalikan. DI pala masahe ang bibigay niya sa ken kundi total romance. He kissed me intimately that i forgot every aching pain I had in my body. I kissed him back… played with his nipples and his thing too. His is as big as mine.. The remaining 15 minutes was spent with full romance ending it with a bang! Nagpalabas kami ng sabay.. That’s it walang ibang nangyari..pero damn, that was indeed an ultimate massage experience.

He was really nice because after the massage, he went back ang gave me a hot towel.

I gave him 500 as a tip eventhough ang pera ko lang nun eh 600 na lang. He deserved it totally.

He said thanks and I went home with my friend wondering why I was smiling and was in a great mood after :)

Now, he's naked

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 22:42:00 +0000

JC's massage part 2:

I was fully naked. His massage has become more intense and sensual everytime his hands are on my butt. Then he said:

Sir, nag gigym po kayo no?, Ang lean din po kasi ng katawan niyo parang sa ken lang.

He was teasing me. I know that. So I replied.. “ah oo, pero di na madalas”. Then he commented “Ngayon lang ako nakapagmasahe ng kasing gwapo ko, chinito po pala kayo sir .. sabay tawa.

So i giggled too. The massage was just so good. Ang lambot ng kamay niya at ang sarap ng haplos. It came to the point where parang sobrang lalim na ng kuha niya sa pwet ko na parang hanggang dun sa butas eh minamasahe niya na. It was just erotic.. grabe I instanly had an erection.

When I turned over, I had no escaped from him seing my “thing” hard as a rock already. Sabi niya tuloy.. Wow sir.. ayos ha… Tumawa na lang ako and said. Hayaan mo na lang.. cnsya ka na ha. Ang sarap mo kasi magmasahe.. Ayos lang po, he replied.

to be continued

Sexy Bodies

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 01:33:00 +0000

Take your pick...

JC's massage

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:27:00 +0000

One of our readers JC, shares his pleasurable massage experience at Spada after their office Christmas party:

Hi Lex,

I am a very discreet good looking guy and after our christmas party..my friend and I decided to have a massage since we were both tired and a bit tipsy because of the alcohol we drank on the said event. I was just really looking forward to a nice and soothing swedish massage so I can sleep the whole day afterwards. But what happened was a total opposite of what you had experienced. The masseur was very pleasant, nice voice, i should say, lalaking lalaki kumbaga. I thought, baka boses lang yung maganda but i was mistaken, when i turned around I saw an angel like face.. he looks like the young version of ian veneracion. He is very well built, which I am too by the way…hindi sa pagyayabang. He is very proactive the entire time, checking if the pressure was ok or where exactly in my body I want him to concentrate on. After the back was done,I was surprised when he asked kung ok lang daw sa ken hubarin yung boxer shorts ko para mamasahe niya din yung buttocks ko. Normally, I dont go fully naked on a massage bed, but this one’s hard to resist kasi nga sobrang cute at mabait siya. So I said “sige, ok lang “. I knew that moment that something’s bound to happen.

Car Wash

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 11:57:00 +0000

Need a car wash?

Go For It!

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 02:25:00 +0000

Here is my response to Alexander, the guy who is secretly in lust for and in love with his best friend:

Hi Alexander,

The answer is right in your hands. You have the right strategies. All you have to do is implement it. If I were in your shoes, I will try to find my way to his crotch again. Should the "get-him-drunk" strategy work, then it's perfect.

If it doesn't, i will tell him exactly how I feel. If he avoids me after that, fine. That is what he has been doing anyway. If it brings us into a new level of relationship, then perfect.

If the two plans fail, then it is just a confirmation that he is not into you and its a clear go signal to move on. You are young. And you are destined to meet so many other men in your life.

Good luck in your plans.

Love,

Lex

The Patron and the "Pwet"

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 00:14:00 +0000

If devotees of the Black Nazarene of Quiapo will drop their pants like this during the procession, I will surely find my way every year in that maddening, death defying march of fanaticism.

Please Help

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 13:19:00 +0000

In Love With Best Friend Part 4

Here's the last part of the letter of the secretly-in-love best friend:

I think he's also bisexual because in our Gen Pysch course I've learned that you can be gay or bi if you've witnessed a traumatic scene (I remember him saying that he saw the violent break up of his parents, his father dragged his mom out of the house because of her infidelity). Also, if you were molested at a young age (the molestations began during grade six and ended on senior year).

Lex, I don't know what to do. I love him with all my heart. I've done crazier things with other guys and girls but he is different, he's like my kryptonite. I love his chinito eyes, the mole on his right cheek, when he scrunches his nose, the way he covers his mouth when he laughs, those cursed lips, when he plays his guitar during our jammings, his armpit hair, his scent, and damn it even his sungki! I don't know if I should give up or keep on chasing pavements (quoting Adele haha). I've asked my bi-female friend and she said that he MIGHT also have feelings for me but I guess she doesn't really understand the male mind so I resorted in asking you.
Otherwise, I'll be forced to execute my most desperate move, get him drunk (Pag may alak, may balak).

I hope you can help me, because it's driving me crazy.

Thankfully yours,

Alexander.

Birdwatching

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 15:41:00 +0000

My Best Friend's Avoiding Me

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:16:00 +0000

In Love With Best Friend Part 3

Letter sender enumerates why he doubts his friendship will turn to love someday:

Now, here is a list of the things that make me think that I'm not special to him:

1. I told him that I miss the past and if we could relive it. He replied that he doesn't want to because it's the past.
2. During those masturbation sessions, he doesn't want to touch mine or me touching his even if I had proposed it for a million times. Well we've touched each others pricks for 3 times I guess, 3 out of our hundred masturbation sessions.
3. Also during those "experiments" we didn't go all out, we would just do it for a minute then continue masturbating.
4. We haven't even kissed.
5. He's gone sooo cold. I'm lucky if he'll be the one to text me first or return my calls. Yet I can't stay mad at him when I get a "sorry, was busy" text from him.
6. I've arranged for us to meet for so many times and he would always cancel it for the reason that he's too lazy to get out of the house BUT he won't invite me in their house, you know it's like he doesn't want to see me.

Sex With Best Friend

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 13:09:00 +0000

In Love With Best Friend Part 2

Letter sender enumerates why he thinks there is something more between him and his best friend:

Here's a list of the things that make me think that he also had feelings for me:

1. He confided to me his dark past, that he was molested by a family friend.
2. We had masturbation sessions since grade six and up to present although not as often as before, we're quite busy because of our college life.
3. During high school we also experimented and ended up having oral sex, twice.
4. We had a huge fight during senior year, we didn't talk for months and then prom came, before prom ended he hugged me out of the blue so technically he was my last dance (this is the most puzzling thing he's ever done to me, I mean why hug me in front of other students and teachers? this is also the first and last time he's hugged me)
5. If we meet, text or chat we would always play jokes about our penis sizes ( I don't think this is really valid haha)

Gay Guts

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 13:21:00 +0000

Just recently saw this gay Pepsi ad. Enjoy!

In Love with Best Friend

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 04:16:00 +0000

(part 1)

Dear Lex,

I'm Alexander, 18 years old, bisexual and in love with my best friend. I've known him for 7 years and have been in love with him for 4 years now.

We were really close during high school and he would only share his darkest secrets, his frustrations, and his problems to me. We were like brothers or a little more than that. Our classmates even thought that we were dating but of course we just brushed it off because I was not sure of my sexuality back then and he's not comfortable being labeled gay or bi or just being around gays. So anyways I realized that I fell in love with him when I can't stand a day without texting him, I thought of him all the time and I wanted to be with him 24/7. The problem is I don't know if he loves me too or if I'm just in the "bestfriend zone".

Locker Surprise 2: Hard On

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 10:14:00 +0000

I was agitated. And like a cunning predator about to attack its prey, I slowly inched my way closer to him. I started walking around him waiting for more signs that he is ready to be devoured.

He opens his towel again. This time, he had a raging hard on.

And even before I could plan my next move, my hand quickly reached for his erect cock longing for a morning massage. But after a few seconds, he pulled it out from my shaking palm.

"Tama na. Mahuhuli tayo." (That's enough. We might get caught) He whispered.

He was right. I was herting footsteps as well. After wearing his sexy Bench brief, he soon got himself into a pair of pants that looked very familiar to me. A white polo shirt followed. Then I realized, he was a personal trainer inside the gym!

He gave me a naughty look. And went away.

Happy New Year everyone!

Locker Surprise: The Tease

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 10:08:00 +0000

It was 6:15am in an almost empty gym inside a huge mall. From the shower I dashed to my locker to get my shampoo bottle in my bikinis.

In my locker section, there I saw a guy whose body resembled that of a basketball player - tall, lean with a face that resembled support comedy actor DJ Durano. His body, worthy of a Bench billboard in Edsa was wrapped in a white towel.

Our eyes met. But I slowly turned away. As I didn't expect anything from him. But the naughty devil in me told me to pretend tinkering on my phones. As I watched this guy prepare for his morning rituals from my peripheral vision.

The guy sprayed cologne on his barley exposed pubic hair. And slowly he lowered his towel to reveal the base of his cock. My heart started to beat faster. He saw my eyes getting fixated on his crotch. Then quickly he opened his towel to tease me with a few split second peep show. My 20 megapixel eye was quick enough to remember what was between thighs - a promising man covered with well-trimmed hair.

(to be continued)

Eating at the Sauna

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 13:10:00 +0000

Check out this naughty gay ad from Doritos.

A Prayer for My White Pubic Hair

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 03:07:00 +0000

Dear God,

Today, you have given me a tiny bud of white pubic hair. The bible says you know every strand of hair in each one of us. And in this momentous day for my body, I seek your divine guidance.

In my third decade of existence, you chose to touch me with this immaculate strand of tiny hair on my balls. Could this be a mark of wisdom? A wisdom to decipher what a good blow job is? Or a wisdom to know which condo is safe yet sensitive?

Or is this a way to remind me to slow down as sexual senility is on its way. Or could it be that it has actually started making me forget the names of most men whose body I have enjoyed. And impotence is looming to signal my failure to experience those little joys of life.

As any of your wonderful and amazing creations, I submit my cock to your divine plan. And for this, I shall welcome and treasure every moment that comes between my thighs from now until forever. Amen.

Happy Holidays!

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 03:13:00 +0000

Happy Holidays to all Lexuality readers. My apologies for not being able to post blogs as often as I want to.

The blogpress for ipad has started to crash ever since I migrated to ios5. As soon as this technical issue is settled, I will sure be more active blogging.

Also, I appeal to all of you to donate to the typhoon victims of Northern Mindanao. Let us help re-build their lives by sending food, water and clothes.

May you all have a meaningful and joyful holidays!

Love,

Lex

Deserving Discrimination?

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 04:23:00 +0000

Gays and Lesbians deserve discrimination, this is what the Catholic Bishops is implying with their new statement against us, the Filipino gay men.

CBCP wants anti-discrimination bill cleansed on provisions on gay rights

Dear Girlfriends, I'm Gay.

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 10:01:00 +0000

"I maybe a womanizer. But, I'm in love with a guy."

Stripper Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lex Bonife) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:19:00 +0000

My dear friend from New York city finally sent my photos with the strippers from my all-time favorite bar, The Urge at the East Village. And you guys might find it interesting. So, I'm sharing it.

the stripper asked not to have his face within the frame. but notice that huge flesh under neath the makeshift bikini

That is my hand caressing his thigh. As soon as the photo was taken, that hand went inside the blue trunks! hot!