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    <description>Twisted, tasteless and offensive banter about nothing in particular from the folks behind the long running british comedy site Lunatic Fish.  If you're looking for an in depth, high brow witty analysis of current events, this isn't for you.  If listening to a couple of drunks discuss bowel movements for half an hour is your thing, you've found your show!</description>
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    <copyright>Copyright 2010</copyright>
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      <itunes:name>Markus M</itunes:name>
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    <itunes:subtitle>Tasteless and offensive drunken banter from the folks behind Lunatic Fish.</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:summary>Twisted, tasteless and offensive banter about nothing in particular from the folks behind the long running british comedy site Lunatic Fish.  If you're looking for an in depth, high brow witty analysis of current events, this isn't for you.  If listening to a couple of drunks discuss bowel movements for half an hour is your thing, you've found your show!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Off Your Chest</title>
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      <description>Got something to say?  Get it off your chest!  Got nothing to say, well just wing it.  We're starting a new podcast, one that says what you want it to say.  Whether you want to let us know how much we suck, or just want to talk about the weather, tell us about the time you shit your pants at school, promote your own pyramid scheme or just swear incoherently at the world, this is the place to do it.  To join in, all you need to do is leave us a message and we'll play it on one of the shows.  When we have enough messages, we'll put a show out.  What are you waiting for, leave us a message at http://oyc.lunaticfish.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:40 +0000</pubDate>

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      <title>Episode 7 - Salon Kitty</title>
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      <description>Keeping up with our horribly irregular schedule, LFUFUP is back for another episode.  This time around, hosts Markus M and J go all high brow and discuss the wonders of nazi sex orgies, cures for cancer, public transport, iTunes and stupid film critics.  As usual this episode features hand picked music supplied by the Podshow Podsafe Music Network, is aimed at a mature audience with an immature sense of humour, and should be avoided by anyone with a fondness of the words cushion, parsnip and scant.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:49 +0100</pubDate>

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      <title>Episode 6 - In Full Bloom</title>
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      <description>Lunatic Fish Unfunny and Unplanned returns once again for another episode (at last) where hosts Markus M and Nikalas discuss the finer points of personal adverts, filthy lyrics, teabagging with a twist and the elderly.  As usual the episode features music provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music network and is aimed at a mature audience with an immature sense of humour.  This episode is not recommended for anyone with a hypersensitivity to bushy eyebrows.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:49 +0100</pubDate>

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      <itunes:duration>00:48:15</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 5 - Hollywood and Dr Moobs</title>
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      <description>Lunatic Fish Unfunny and Unplanned returns for a 5th episode where hosts Markus M and Nikalas discuss the intricate details of masturbation, calling bullshit, tragic songs and contraceptive adverts.  As usual the episode features the usual thirty minutes of bullshit banter mixed in with an excellent selection of hand picked tunes from the Podshow Podsafe Music Network.  This show is aimed at a mature audience with an immature sense of humour and is not recommended for anyone who experiences discomfort at being in the same room as the colour orange.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 13:28 +0100</pubDate>

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      <itunes:duration>00:40:24</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 4 - Technical Terms</title>
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      <description>Better late than never as they say, in the fourth episode of Lunatic Fish Unfunny and Unplanned, Markus M and Nikalas discuss the finer points of absinthe, bagpiping, carbonating bodily fluids, talking geek and having more money than sense.  As usual the episode features the usual thirty-odd minutes of absolute nonsense mixed in with some of the best hand picked tunes from the Podshow Podsafe Music Network.  This show is aimed at a mature audience with an immature sense of humour and is not recommended for anyone with an oversensitivity to the colour mauve.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 3 Apr 2008 21:00 +0000</pubDate>

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      <itunes:duration>00:54:41</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 3 - That Special Bloke</title>
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      <description>In the third episode of Lunatic Fish Unfunny and Unplanned, hosts Markus M and Nikalas are joined by guest Sonia to discuss cross dressing, sinus infections, rough vaginas, Lassie and finding that special man.  All of this, mixed in as usual with some excellent hand picked tunes from the Podshow Podsafe Music Network.  This show is aimed at a mature audience with an immature sense of humour and is not recommended for anyone with a nervous disposition towards soup.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:30 +0000</pubDate>

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      <itunes:duration>00:44:59</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 2 - Making Whoopi</title>
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      <description>Lunatic Fish Unfunny and Unplanned returns for a second episode. This time Markus M and Nikalas tackle the topics of romance, foreplay, wet dreams and yelling obscenities at the neighbours. Once again this episode is not for the easily offended, and is aimed at a mature audience with an immature sense of humour!</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:35 +0000</pubDate>

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      <title>Episode 1 - The Pilot</title>
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      <description>The first episode of Lunatic Fish Unfunny and Unplanned, cobbled together from the various attempts we made at recording it and featuring music from the Podshow Podsafe Network.  In this episode Markus M and Nutbar jump on the bandwagon and discuss the two girls one cup phenomenon, dogging, cancer and Phil Mitchell.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 9 Feb 2008 20:00 +0000</pubDate>

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      <itunes:duration>00:38:03</itunes:duration>
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