Lyrics:

Artist: Southpark
Song: Chef - good love
Album: South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut

I’m bona fide, solidified, and qualified to do
Anything your heart can stand, it all depends on you
I’ll turn your world upside-down, I’ll blow your mind to pieces,
You’ll recommend me to your mother, your sister, your aunts and your neices!

Listed in the Yellow Pages all around the world,
30 years experience in loving sweet young girls, just call
Good love 69-9-69
Good love 69-9-69
Good love 69-9-69

It ain’t how good I make it, baby, it’s how I make it good!
I’m the king of the woman’s world, they tell it from town to town,
And when I find a deserving queen, I’m gonna share my crown
But if the line is busy, don’t freak out or get nervous,
You just keep on dialing again and again until you get some service, call

Good love 69-9-69
Good love 69-9-69
Good love 69-9-69

I’ll send your temperature higher, just like a ball of fire!

Now listen to me, baby,
Just let your finger do the walking,
Let ol’ Chef do the talkin’ and the lovin’.
You see, I’m a backdoor man,
And I do the things your man fail to do.

Now, I dunno, but I’ve been told,
By a playa-hater
That my bedroom is a disguise
For a freak incubator

So if you see a fine young woman that can’t be satisfied,
Send her over to my stable, I’m a horny junkie that loves to ride! call

Good love 69-9-69
Good love 69-9-69
Good love 69-9-69

It ain’t how good I make it, baby, it’s how I make it good!

Call me anytime..
Right now would be fine..
Call my number!
Call on me..
Love gravy train..
I’ll ride ya on in to glory..
Let’s get it on..
Let’s get it on..
Good Love

This is a quick and easy bash script, so you’ll need either cygwin or a linux box to run to run it.

but you will be able to find if someone is logged into GroupWise from the command line. Its output is not very pretty yet, but its still a very early version. It would need to be customized for your site.

usage would be “gwloggedin.sh username”

it uses a for loop to loop through the ip address of your GroupWise po agents web portals, then uses wget to download a local copy of the page that lists the logged in users. it then grep’s through those pages for the name you are looking for. if they are logged on you will get a result also if they are being proxied. if their account is not currently being accessed you will get no result at all.  very beta version.

I’m hoping to add this to an auto post office migration script that will get a list of users from jrb utils. check to see if a user is logged in, if not then move them to a different post office.

#!/bin/sh
# Eugene Liedel liedele@gmail.com

# script gwloggedin.sh , usage gwloggedin.sh username
# 4/13/2009 11:46 AM — this script grabs the lists of logged in users
# from all the GroupWise web portal pages. saves them locally then
# greps them for the specified user name

# get pages from 10.10.10.108, 10.10.10.109 …etc.
for i in 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15;
do wget -q –http-user=user –http-password=password -O /cygdrive/h/poliveusers-$i http://10.10.10.1$i:7181/conn;
done

echo “checking for user ” $1
grep -i –color=always $1 /cygdrive/h/poliveusers-*

it takes a file with names and days and another with names and phone numbers and combines them

to give out put of name day phone, sorted by day.

#!/bin/bash
for day in Monday Tuesday Wednesday
do
lines=$(grep $day proj2-f2)
firstname=$(echo $lines | cut -d ” ” -f 1)
line2=$(grep $firstname proj2-f1)
phone=$(echo $line2 | cut -d ” ” -f 2)
echo Phone $phone
echo Day $day
echo Firstname $firstname
done

this quick one liner uses a for loop to go through each postoffice listing all the users with the jrbutilites command gwusers, its option displays the expiration date, we then grep for 200 to grab anything expiring in this decade.

$ for po in 1 2 3 4 6; do gwusers postoffice0$.domain01 /g /vam | grep "200"; done

Thanks to the magic that is you tube. I have now found it and post it here for your enjoyment.

poletti flickr photo set

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