Something like life

There is no dishonour in being Omega male

2008-05-17T02:28:00.003+05:30

Note to ma'am, omega males are not absolutely omega. In fact it could be much worse

Heard on Radio City, a conversation between some idiot RJ who plays agony aunt and even more stupid girl.

RJ. Hello, may I speak to Stupid Girl.

SG. Hey, I am so glad you called.

RJ. So, you wanted to discuss something ...

SG. Well I was in relationship with this guy but he dumped me after having fun, the next one did the same. Now my best friend of five years has proposed to me. What should I do?

RJ. Do whatever your heart says.

Right! That worked nicely last two times. My advice to stupid girl . Become a lesbian. Because even omega males have standards, you know.

Sudden enlightenment

2008-05-16T22:40:00.001+05:30

nothing advocated by well-meaning literary men ever happens *

March of (gay) penguins ?

2008-05-15T23:00:00.007+05:30

California Supreme Court legalizes gay marriage (PDF)(via)

No word on whether ruling applies to penguins, or "men in love with billy the he-goat"

PS. Ok, try to chill people and by people I mean you, Ma'am.

Further victory ogling man boobs now legal

QOTD

2008-05-15T22:31:00.002+05:30

This is just mean

"I understand when you're running for office you sometimes think the world revolves around you. That is not always true. And it is not true in this case."

Let the dissimulation begin

2008-05-13T20:48:00.009+05:30

Bomb blast *

1. Muslim backlash against Babri\Bombay riots\Godhra

2. Muslim backlash against Hindu fascism.

3. Muslim backlash against Islamophobia.

4. Muslim backlash against rich Marwari bastards.

5. Muslim backlash against Manmohan Singh's insomnia.

Update: Or may be it is a backlash against Pokhran. Sad thing is I don't feel any outrage even.

Update 2: Excuse for the profanity, but here is your enemy you clueless wananbe liberal NRI retards.

Update 3:Oh dear , it was the Hindoos behind all this, no information on whether jeeeews were also involved. Developing.

Update 4: Outrage ! Muslims are being persecuted. Where is my secularist signal.

* If it turns out that it was the work of Islamic terrorists.

Test

2008-05-08T16:59:00.006+05:30

Please comment for test .

Now a topic for discussion.

Attention wordpress users

Plugins is for wuss, real men do raw HTML.

PS. To mollify ~~gay penguin lover~~ respected wordpress user, here is a smart Sci-fi story.

PPS. Has someone changed the meaning of "mixed feelings", while I was looking elsewhere. Because this is not "mixed feelings" for sure. Anyway I am hopeful about kid, already he is writing like Annie Zaidi, or Shivam the wonder boy, soon he will be writing like big boob himself.

Confused calls FiTW ass, FiTW retaliates by calling him ugly. Now, what's this guys, don't fight please. Go ahead, kiss and make up.

There should be special circle in hell for punning this horribly

2008-05-07T21:56:00.002+05:30

"I'm always drawn to working with French people - and frenching French people." (Mildly NSFW)

Intolerable bigotry

2008-05-07T21:45:00.004+05:30

First they came for gay penguins, and I did nothing because I was not a gay penguin ...

Respected Ma'am (and good folks at DP), take note.

So what was all that talk about teaching IITians "social science"/"liberal arts"

2008-05-07T15:47:00.003+05:30

Ivy League professor threatens to sue her students, claims violation of civil rights by their hostile and "anti-intellectual" behaviour (which was questioning her theories and arguing with her).

Should women wear burqa.

2008-05-06T22:59:00.002+05:30

Answer is yes. (via)

Iron Man

2008-05-06T16:32:00.005+05:30

I left the theater when the credits started rolling missing Samuel. L. Jackson as a result, which is a shame, as I am unabashedly Jacksonian.

That aside I don't what to say about movie, not havin read Iron man, I was not connected to the franchise, that way movie does a commendable job of introducing protagonist Tony Stark and following development of his alter ego.

Robert Downey Jr fits the role to T. His flamboyance and swagger reminds you of Captain Jack Sparrow. Actions sequences are flawlessly and never fail to induce thrill and rush.

Having said that, I didn't find the story engaging, there was a lack of coherence possibly due to introduction of political angle in form of military industrial complex, further in attempting to explain the back story the pace gets bogged down, which was a major distraction.

I must confess here, I am not a big fan of superhero genre, the only movies I genuinely liked being Spider-Man, and Batman . I was bored to death by X Men franchise, Fantastic Four etc, though I felt that Superman Returns and (surprisingly) Hellboy were passably good

That pretentious bitch

2008-05-06T14:28:00.004+05:30

Cerebral actress Nandita Das speaks about her latest film, “It is a small way of dispelling the myth and perception that Pakistan is our enemy. There is this whole idea tha t Pakistan is another country, but I don’t feel like an Indian living in Pakistan. In fact, to do a film in Malayalam and Tamil is in some ways more difficult than doing one in Pakistan.”

Speaking of which what exactly goat lover finds attractive in her. Now, I can understand if people are fascinate by superficiality and narcissism of pretend intellectuals, but, by God, she is so mind numbingly whining.

"The bikini scene celebrated Kareena's edginess"

2008-05-05T19:40:00.000+05:30

Well whatever.

These Brits are way crazy

2008-05-05T11:45:00.002+05:30

British planners feared tea shortage after nuclear attack. (via)

The party rule

2008-05-04T11:09:00.003+05:30

You have got to be kidding me.

I know it may sound hysterical, but tyranny that results from error of judgment of masses is most dangerous because it is dismissed as will of masses until it is too entrenched in the body politic.

Audacious

2008-04-30T02:12:00.002+05:30

Compared to Obama, Bill Clinton seems like George Washington

PS. I still think that Obama is going to be the next president of USA. I also think he is dishonest to the core, a cynical politician selling snake oil.

Orgies (As perceived from vantage point of racial reconcilation)

2008-04-29T20:08:00.004+05:30

The way he sees it, interracial orgies are the new golf *

Some days I just hate my job.

Faltu Philosophizing

2008-04-29T00:29:00.003+05:30

H.E. writes, "but the difficult question here is not what is to be done with him, but what is to be done with us."

Hey Bhagwan! This earth can not bear the burden of such ignoramuses. Time for deluge. This time, leave Mr. and Mrs. Ass.

Profundity for the day

2008-04-28T23:54:00.002+05:30

Anything that is not uthappam is a perversion of the uthappam. Waffle is a pancake with window panes.*

You got to be kidding me

2008-04-25T02:07:00.005+05:30

With pre-emptive apologies to Prasannaji, what the hell is Rahul Dravid doing in IPL. Look, no offense, he is a good player with strong defense, solid technique and boring stroke play. The kind of player you can be sure will not cheat his wife for some starlet. However the man takes twenty overs to just set his guard.

Remember the idea that those ~~bastards~~ persons of unknown parentage at Yash films stole. Turns out that voice over for bitch is being done by, I kid you not, Kareena Kapoor. Authenticity.

Democracy in the 'hood

2008-04-24T19:15:00.002+05:30

Maoists to scrap 1950 Indo-Nepal treaty

Have fun baby.

Tragedy of democracy

2008-04-24T17:16:00.002+05:30

... is that it is too accurate a representation of people's expression

I need a new Ironymeter - II

2008-04-24T17:09:00.002+05:30

Thackeray hails Munde, says he restored democracy in BJP

I see discrimination

2008-04-24T15:30:00.000+05:30

Belatedly it has dawned upon me that despite the best intentions of our founding fathers, the seeds of division are still being sown in the innocent mind of our children. What is worse, this despicable indoctrination happens in front of our eyes, but we are too naive to realize horrible implication of this seemingly trivial act. If this is not shocking enough, the perpetrators of this casteist act are the parents themselves.

I refer, of course to concept of tiffin boxes. Wait a minute, you must be thinking, what has this got to do with caste, after all, tiffin boxes are just meant so that caring parents can pack a nutritious lunch for their kids, right ? Absolutely wrong ! Please realize that by the very act of packing lunch they are exercising choice. Choice to refused to be assimilated in a casteless society, choice to practice segregation. This is nothing but indoctrination of most sublime nature intended to perpetuate the blight of caste. Why, I ask, kids can't be fed like pigs, that is in a trough. I mean if that is the way we intend to tolerate casteist bigotry, we could as well segregate drinking water for different castes. What next, asking people to tie bell around the neck so that these kids are not corrupted by their shadows while they are having their nutritious lunch in their lunch boxes.

When I see tiffin or when I hear choice, I hear caste and I hear different tiffins for different castes, and I think: why don't we carry this idea forward, why don't we have different nations for different castes?.

This enlightenment brought to you by this post.

Aphorism: Liberalism

2008-04-24T12:18:00.001+05:30

Liberalism is Nihilism with sunny disposition.