He couldn’t have worn just one hat, like some kind of bum

When I doodle, I doodle like a sir

He has a smaller bunny in his hat

It’s not about the age, it’s about the attitude

Tunning is for kids, mustaches are for men

They named him prom king, as his father before him and his father’s father before him

He didn’t finish Law School for nothing

If all Reginalds are this cool, I have the perfect name for my son

Will he perform a magic trick today?

It was a black tie event

If she doesn’t drink her coffee, she feels like a bird in a cage all day

I guess that’s why they call him Mr. Tea

Can he drive that thing without a monocle?

Now I will be washing the windows like a sir

That’s one way to earn respect on the road

Until then, I will have to settle for the milk mustache

The French always know how to be polite

It will always let you cut in front of it

It’s all about the attitude

Dress for the job you want not for the job you have

Can I interest you in a handshake?

Finally, a place where Chompers is going to feel like a sir

A fine match indeed

Beethoven was the Justin Bieber of his time

I never leave home without it

I think he wants his cup of wine now

Robin had to stay in the car in case he had to move it

He didn’t work 40 dog years as a police dog for nothing

Why did you think Leonardo DaVinci invented the flying machine?

Limousines are for amateurs

Gamers are more sophisticated than you think

He wanted to make sure that he won’t be underdressed

Sirs are the only ones who will survive the apocalypse

Damn it, I poured some smoke on myself again

You can’t be a hipster without it

These are perfect for picking your nose

He just got back from a chew toy auction

A gentleman will walk, but never run

The Nyan cat poster in the background only gives it more credibility

I knew that wearing my tophat all the time will eventually pay off

I always thought Asian cars were sophisticated

Rugby is a gentleman’s sport

You can now pet him on his head without getting hurt

Like a Pika-sir

Basketball players are gentle creatures

It’s about time I should get a little respect when smoking

It probably is an Egyptian sewing machine

Drawing is not for children, it is for sirs and ladies

The only kind of mustache men would like women to have

Shut up and take my money!

The best part about being the prop guy for Game of Thrones

They don’t make them like they used to

Can I interest you in a dead cat?

She said “I do declare”

She ordered the mouse with a side of fish

Even if you are naughty, Santa will give you a present if you act like a sir

Dr. Xavier needs to start growing a mustache

I guess you shouldn’t leave this vehicle to the valet

When the only thing I’m wearing is a tie, I don’t look like a sir at all

Don’t get a brain freeze, you will ruin your like a sir image

Let us rejoice this day with a ride in my automobile

If this is how the garbage man looks like in this neighborhood, imagine the rich people

Even Pee Wee Herman would be impressed

This works best if you don’t care that your friends are going to make fun of you

It is better than the other way around

Grandma would hire me to do anything, so what’s the point of being nice?

Now how can I put this porn movie on these CD’s

The first steps are easy, but only gentlemen can pull off the last part

I still use this technique to this day

This is the mustache division

The only problem is that you will get drunk like a pig

Someone lied to my father that girls like gentlemen.

Pikachu, can you please cross the threshold into the sphere?

He ordered fish fillet

That’s also how the teacher acts when she’s not in the room

This also explains why so many ladies are born, because the gentlemen always hold the door of the egg open

Wrath is futile

It’s all about the goo

It should be like a Meara, not like a sir

He shall receive a generous 4% tip

If you say you don’t do it the same, you are a liar

That’s what giraffes do when they are not head butting each other

It’s all about the attitude

What? You are not supposed to dip the cheese in the wine?

Nude pictures are also art, so I don’t see the problem

Can’t tell if actual sirs, or just hipsters

In your childhood… right…

That’s how English people must feel like

The first time you become a sir, they teach you how to keep a black suit perfectly clean while walking on sand

He was too busy drinking wine to notice the asteroid

If you think the coffee mustache is not enough for you

Especially if you buy miniature furniture for them

When he starts losing his balance, he will make a splash like a sir too

Damn pleasantries, give us the game already!

The only problem is that I have no idea what I’m doing here

You can’t look like a sir with a bow, but you can with a bow tie

If the teacher is bored enough, he will assume you know everything

Shall we fornicate now or shall we engage in it later?

Submitted by: Karli A. Kittyworth.