Lil blog of Horrors

Sidney J. Furie’s “Road Rage” (TV 2000)

Petra — Sun, 03 Apr 2011 00:36:53 +0000

It's been awhile since I have watched a gawd-awful movie. Evidence of this is my lack of reviews as of late. Well I killed that by watching a seriously lacking made for TV flick from Sidney J. Furie called Road Rage. Road Rage begins rather ridiculously and sadly does not improve with time. Starting out [...]

Miguel Sapochnik 2010′s Repo Men

Petra — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 14:53:04 +0000

I sat here tonight and asked myself what should have been a simple question. The question being: "Which would be worse - Being hunted by the hunter... or being the hunter, who in a split second at no fault of their own, has the rug pulled out from under them and becomes the hunted?" It's [...]

John Dowdle’s 2008 Quarantine: aka [REC]

Petra — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 21:29:18 +0000

Quarantine: a strict isolation, usually imposed by the government, to prevent the spread of something considered dangerous, such as that of disease. The duration of such being typically 40 days... Presuming anyone would survive that long....

MTV 2010 Movie Awards Disappoints…WTF??

Petra — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 03:12:28 +0000

So... Twilight gets top honors.... Over Avatar? WTF??? I keep trying to remind myself that I am no longer 20something, and that the real 20somethings are taking over while I am left living in fantasy land. A land where Avatar's Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington win best kiss.... cuz it was.... Where best movie for [...]

Detour – Hell’s Highway

Petra — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 23:34:05 +0000

Lesbo 1 and Lesbo 2 are driving across the desert on their way to some sort of "killer" rave when from out of nowhere a huge gloppy bloody mass splatters their windshield and causes them to mildly "crash" into a tumbleweed. In a feeble attempt to assess the problem, Lesbo 1 exits the car only [...]

The IRS and Monsters That Suck

Petra — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:58:10 +0000

Taxes. Anyone out there delay the inevitable besides me? Two extensions are allowed, but unless you want the wrath of the IRS Nazi police knocking down your door, at some point you have to file your damned taxes. Well I for one don't want those Nazi Police knocking down my door so I filed my [...]

ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction

Petra — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 02:13:34 +0000

In a nutshell, it's safe to say that if zombies are the subject matter, I am drooling. It's also safe to say that based on my affinity for B movies, it does not take much to impress me. Meaning it can be a pretty gawd awful movie and 9 out of 10 times, s'long as [...]

Classic Ray Liotta Brain Scene

Petra — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:26:52 +0000

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