mr lim

Poker Face (Chinese New Year Version) with Lyrics

mr lim — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:00:02 +0000

Chinese New Year comes early for this certain Bobby Gaga. To be absolutely honest, the video did struck me as being very silly but at the same time, you can tell a good amount of effort has actually been put into writing the song’s lyrics to match the original song. The video comes with the lyrics [...]

Girl with no vagina gets pregnant after oral sex and stab wound

mr lim — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:37:49 +0000

Case report: The patient was a 15-year-old girl employed in a local bar. She was admitted to hospital after a knife fight involving her, a former lover and a new boyfriend. Who stabbed whom was not quite clear but all three participants in the small war were admitted with knife injuries. The girl had some minor [...]

Get Naked: It’s Good for Your Brain

mr lim — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 04:02:44 +0000

Clothing is crushing us! Trapped in tomb-like textiles, we exile our flesh from experiencing the environment. [Link]

DotA Allstars v6.66b AI Download

mr lim — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 12:17:11 +0000

The latest and greatest DotA Allstars AI map download. Obviously some abilites are not working for the bots yet (they learn them but never use them). This is expected and will be addressed by the map creator BMP in future versions. Other than that, this version should be good enough for all new players who would [...]

Hand Job Nails & Spa

mr lim — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:32:27 +0000

Huge crowds mainly consisting of men asking for handjobs were sorely disappointed when the staff starting trimming and painting their nails.

Help donating to the victims, just by clicking.

mr lim — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 03:45:32 +0000

How many people who actually reposted “Help donating to the victims, just by clicking.” over and over again actually donated a single cent to the Haiti rescue effort?

Apple iPad

mr lim — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:38:36 +0000

The perfect toilet companion, the next time you’re planning to spend a considerable time on the shitter, you don’t have to decide whether you wanna bring with you your latest Adrian Mole novel, the Straits Times or your PSP/Gameboy/iTouch (what’s everyone calling their iPod Touch). Just so happens someone’s birthday is coming soon…

Contact Lens Prevalence

mr lim — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:22:52 +0000

The other day, I took a walk through town and realized hardly anyone was wearing glasses. Are Singaporeans’ eyesight getting better or are everyone wearing contact lens?

The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13.75

mr lim — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 07:55:44 +0000

Saturday March 20th My mother has had all her hair cut off. She looks like one of Auntie Susan’s inmates. She doesn’t look a bit maternal any more. I don’t know whether to get her anything for Mother’s Day or not. She was going on about it last night, saying it was a commercial racket fed [...]

How to get rid of your belly

mr lim — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 10:26:58 +0000

Very good to know information. [Link]