Limericks

Man of Steel

2009-01-17T11:56:00.007-06:00

You wont catch him on the border
He doesn't have a visa in his name

He's called as man of steel
Works with enormous zeal

He's epitome of character and purity
Honesty blend in him like true poetry

He's the shining arrow, ray of hope
Leading an exemplary life, a pope

He's a true leader, an inspiration
Mobilize for the cause, whole nation

Wish he succeeds in his mission
Coz Gujarat is India's vibration

Online Petitions

2008-12-20T01:05:00.003-06:00

Long ago I wrote:

As per my observation, the best e-business is having an online petition portal. Today I got this mail.
Sign in this petition and help in stopping the near 50% resevation for OBCs in IITs
http://www.petitiononline.com/No_Quota/ (pass this link to as many people as you can)
Plz realise your choice do make a difference !!!!!!!!!!
My comments:
1. We signed this petition when Akshardham was attacked and they went to varanasi
2. We signed this petition when an IITian got slaughtered and they moved to IIM
3. We signed this petition when a Girl got Desecrated and they moved to another
4. We are signing this petition now so that they can divide and rule

The candle light vigils and petitions that i sign
Makes me happy, i raised voice against the crime
though my finger hurts, clicking the mouse so many time
its my moral responsibility to see on petition my vote shine

a question splits my mind asunder
does petition work, i lately wonder
dont see a change, a spark, let alone a thunder
hard to accept but my e-attempts flounder

when i look at the petition list
reflects helplessness and misery in gist
its a chain of pain with different twist
our life is at mercy of someone's fist

hope the e-hangover fades away
love and happiness comes to stay
petitions dont come for my signature, i pray

Life's a million line code

2007-03-03T01:04:00.003-06:00

Clauses of Ifs and Buts
With salutation of Gotos
My life is a comment of #TODOs

Classes of Java that seems so true
Even abstracts the shit out of you
Methods, consistent, pure as morning dew
Hats off to polymorphism that cooks a great stew
Why Life not a JVM, i humbly rue
No thread pool coming ain't my view

All i see is run time exception
Running towards me from all direction
There she leaves me, my only attraction
Cast by a class of Gender objection
Limitless overflows in my math projection
Preposterous this is, my head falls in rejection

The syntax errors i see, is my failure
Seg faults hits me like the sword of cavalier
Press F2 or F3 it falls on deaf ear
The Debug trace leaves me in tear
Undo the bad, Good how to redo, my dear

A million line code this life has become
Scattered in 1000 files, way too cumbersome
How do i compile, i cant figure how to link
my life is at stake, my existence at brink

There is only one exit and i am dead
die won't print, last words of my head
What i log, archive and store
It's filled with my blood and gore

One thing is for sure
life is a million line code

Jayeth Speak - Sometimes somedays

2007-02-21T16:23:00.001-06:00

Sometimes I wish the stars fall by,
I pick them up and quietly pass by.

Sometimes I wish the summer dust settle in mild shower,
And disseminate the earth's fragrance in marigold flower

Sometimes I wish I climb up the Everest peak,
Spread my arms and feel the zephyr creak

Sometimes I wish I had a magic wand,
Banish all misery with sleight of hand

Sometimes I wish I clear the evil around
All the vices and malevolence bury in ground

Sometimes I wish I close my eye,
When I open again in my arms you lie.

Jayeth Speak - The unspoken

2007-01-12T15:34:00.001-06:00

Some words are unspoken
As ineffable is the joy
If you seek to find meaning
Look into the bearer's eye
When words fail to stand by you
Your tears cannot lie

Some words are unspoken
As the parlance stymies your try
The misunderstanding, the distress and the confusion
Leaves you high and dry
That others you trusted cannot fathom
And you founder to find out why

Some words are unspoken
As there is no shoulder to cry
There is no dearth of people around you
But a friendly hand is not nearby
Such words cause a wistful desire
But fade away as time goes by

Some words are unspoken
As the listener has kissed you goodbye
No money no power can restitute
No divine intervention can try
Such words remain with you lifelong
Until when you die

Silence the loudest words

2006-12-19T01:03:00.002-06:00

It's easy to shout than say thank
Hard to say, why on shrill we bank

It never works, the way you think
You lose your respect, you do stink

Be little polite and your wonder work
You win all ground, u goddamn turk

So listen you lank, dank, crank
All that's needed is a gesture frank

Faster you run, slower you get

2006-11-21T01:02:00.002-06:00

I run as i run
To hide away from sun

Faster as I can
Slower I became

Now I realized
It kept me mesmerized

No matter where I go
It follows, my death row

iding ain't no good
Running serves no food

No escape, oh my son
It's my own prison...

Just a nobody

2006-10-10T01:00:00.002-05:00

Wasting time thinking on toilet seat
wash or wipe, my options deplete
Inside me lies a lame duck, a goat bleat
Question I face, how will my ends meet

Vortex around, estranged in hot heat
Finding Nemo an idea pure 'n neat
Mad Money Lunch on 9/10 soft seat
Fame reflects, skips my heart beat

Don't know what to do, am i dead meat
I see talon all around, waiting for treat

Dude's Mess

2006-07-16T01:00:00.002-05:00

Bring it out, what's the worst u got to say
Coz i bashed the dude, got my reason to pray

One day, dude on his usual patrol ...
dint find me, buried deep in my hole ...
he unleashed, what usually comes out of arse hole
a sermon, not to be away for 30min from console

Shady, could'nt take it any more ...
All day in perl, he found life all too bore ...
To add a lil fun, took words out from his pejorative store
Wrote a mind numbing mail to the stupid, ugly boar

When the shit jumps off, what the hell he gonna do
my casual words left dude in catch twenty two
a sorry speech he gave, tried to do damage undo
he wiped it clean, but smells bad his sticky-icky poo

dude's apology is now way too clear
but he's got his blood on my spear
i can see writing on the walls, dear
don't mess with dude, or else he'll cry full of tear

Divide and Rule

2006-05-26T00:58:00.002-05:00

People with mind up their asses
Decided to uplift the grasses
Their designs is to just fetch votes
and keep imbeciles glued to their boat

This quota they gave you is bullshit
All shiny and white, i beg to spit
I'm sorry my friend, i despise
This ugly candy of termites

Policy of divide on the basis of caste
Was a malpractice of the past
We sud learn from that era dark
And look for bright journey we embark

U is all I have

2006-01-03T00:57:00.002-06:00

Baby, I am far away from my home
The way u do things, its hard to live on my own
Baby why do you desert me. U is all i have

On the ocean bed i fail to keep up my breath
Game is swinging up against me, help me break free
Baby you're my only savior. U is all i have

My soul in shackles, its captivated I am a loner
Wandering rambunctiously, all alone in dark cover
Baby free me with you light. U is all i have

I cant get up, stand up and breathe
I wish for things but get tears in my sheathe
Baby take me to cloud no 1. U is all i have

I give anything u want, my love my life my everything
this is the offer i have got because u is all i have

Latent Heat

2005-10-21T13:19:00.003-05:00

living my life on the edge as a little boy
I had no dream as a little boy
I hated this world as a little boy
got shoved by bullies as a little boy
But i kept my calm as a litle boy

Learned how to cry as an older man
Sang to be with you as an older man
Fought with patience as an older man
Never used violence as an older man
People piss me all the time as an older man
Felt alot of pain as an older man
But nothin' gonna change as an older man
I m still my patient self as an older man

I WISHED FOR:

learned smart ass shack as a little boy
loved to poop everywhere as a little boy
not to take Somalian chicken shit as a little boy
worst at what i did best as a little boy
got treated with respect as a little boy
was the ruffian of the street as a little boy
I was feeding my rage as a little boy

I m the perfect dawg as an older man
Sell bull crap as an older man
I mix punk rock with rap as an older man
Write lines with word "fcuk" as an older man
Learned what a girl is as an older man
Now i know how to caress as an older man
And i'de take much more as an older man
Ain't no change in me as an older man
I'm still on my grind as an older man
I'm still a big kid as an older man

Looser No 1

2005-09-30T00:00:00.004-05:00

Am I a rocket scientist, no a mem. tech. staff
Is that why I flouder and get my SELF's chaffe

Where do I lack, What I don't know
Is that my IQ or my memory soft as snow

Is it me, am I the only imperfect around
or my Brain's dead, when my ankles are bound

How do i improve, , Wat should I do
From where gamut of knowledge, I accrue

Sud I change my direction, go for what whet's my appetite
or stay screwed up here and crib reality bites

I ain't no role model, a hero amongst loosers
I dint gain iota, born pauper die amuser

"Will this life be ever fair to me" I ask god on a humble note
and pray for the remotest chance of HIS non-negative vote

these lines I pen down to describe the feelings of mine
hope they kept u stuck here, although u dont care a dime

All I ask in my life is tiny memorial brass
and not to be mocked once and thrown in crass

Curse me, mock me but do remember me once
So i gain something to loose everything at-once

I am a looser still I refuse to die
Carry me to cemetry and burry alive

Giggling Queen

2005-08-25T01:06:00.004-05:00

When she moves she takes the wind away ...
When she laughs she puts the birds to silence in may ...

guess who she is ?

Her face glows as the early morning sun
Her oracular beauty leaves everyone stunned

guess who she is ?

pure her heart as the purest of mountain springs ...
touch so angelic brings life in dead earthlings ...

guess who she is ?

soft and tender her bod turns me high ...
amorous celestial beings, casts her magic and leaves for the sky

guess who she is ?

Queen of my dreams, i confide in her all my wish ...
Someday i cud swim in her eyes as a deep sea fish ...

Guess who she is ?

I wish never she should leave me away ...
always like a peacock she should sway ...

joyous and happy
down pour all her grace on me

Guess who she is ?

This secret now i pry
She's the sunshine of my eye

Shady I18N

2005-08-11T01:18:00.004-05:00

As I dream at night, I dream of Java Thread Synchronization
Sending Objects over Network using Package Serialization
Decyrphring the long word I18N as Internationalization

White girl, fat girl, china girl all girl shake u booty
coz me, the real slim shady going for 9-6 office duty
girls think shady in office doing something naughty
but shady solving puzzles in his pet cave called potty
once a hotty driving on a scooty
golden days rotten-totty

shady in office does chatting stuff
passes time with real men who puff
going to gym making body tough
not shaving, to look manly raw n rough

But all the efforts going in vain
Coz shady still looks simple n plain
So all he does is now over eating
So as to play music by his belly beating

Till then shake ur booty ...

Your Eyes

2005-08-10T23:37:00.003-05:00

Tiny Tinkly, Shiny Sparky
Innocent in a way that is way too murky
I love the way they shine
gleam in your eyes take me on cloud no nine

Play the jazz, the flute or anything you say
There's no music, nothing makes my day
No drink, no shrink leaves me as high
as a single glance of your chirpy-knotty eyes

Free as a bird, thy freedom I don't want
Wish to be locked, forever I haunt
I ask god for only one wish
to get lost in the depths of your eyes as a deep sea fish

Hope your eyes never give me back my freedom

Daffodils dance

2005-05-08T01:08:00.003-05:00

When daffodils dance in the sweltering blaze of May,
When barrage of downpour greets you like spinkles on the way,
When frigid December night turns gentle and gay,
It's when true love has smiled at your daily pray.

When beauty you find in a bumble bee,
When blaring of frogs to your ears provides some rhyme,
When infinite is what you seek in time,
It's when We supplants you and me.

Love I bet is the most beatific emotion
And sweetheart in me you lighted this notion
Your aura drives away all melancholy
In thy arms beloved I can lie till eternity
Never me must you leave to whine
Coz I give you all of my lifetime

Life Unleashed

2005-04-12T05:53:00.003-05:00

*** No One dies virgin, Life screws us all ***

Life is a reality that one expects the least
Its a truth that resembles a grown up beast
Everyone pouncing on what should be your feast

Its a long, scary, deep ditch
A hyena there, screaming on high pitch

It calls you out, makes you work and labor
You keep thinking you're doing yourself a favor
soon you forget and drop all of human behavior
all you know is that you are your self's savior

This magic spell breaks when you grow old
The devil run stops, hands fold, no more bold
All you got from life is the dust of gold
you die cold, your story goes untold

On your death bed ..... life flashes
you repent what u did or said .. everything crashes
Then you realize u been screwed like a bitch
and going to be fed by hyena in the ditch

And my dear friend that's the bitter reality
I You We live life in insanity

I know the truth but can't help it
Coz I m myself in the same old shit
and embrace it with no grit

Love BuzZz

2005-01-26T05:05:00.003-06:00

When u love someone you gotta trust them completely. There's no other way. You must give key to everything you own. Otherwise what's the point. And I believe I have such a love. Lets see ....

Lived all my life in shades of black and white
as a color blind having fun sombre uptight
but the lady love showed me the light
and i experienced colorful side of life

the patch of red and the patch of green
mottled rainbow made me revisit my teen
thanks to gorgeous, charming angel queen
with a love so pure and soul so very clean

we were stones, her light made us stars
what a lovely queen, she who descended from mars
damn u say!! my eternal love wont hold no bar
we make our own world blissful and afar

Nirvana

2005-01-18T06:23:00.003-06:00

The saint, who achieved nirvana, the eternal bliss which we worldly minions are devoid of, pens down the truth. Worst at what he did best and for that he was blessed.

I am not what I seem
I am nothing but a dream
I have no memories of thoughts I once had

There is truth to what I said
I have questions but no answers to the meaning,
the meaning of life

There are thoughts of self-destruction
one step closer each and everyday
every now and then another one strays

You will remember the words I said
The reason I wished to be dead
The words that will ring in your head
The words I said

The brief history of shady

2005-01-05T00:17:00.004-06:00

New year round the corner
Filling ideas in this loner
I'll drink vodka, may Be
Happy New Year, baby

X years passed and this gonna pass too
same old pile of shit and same icky-pooo
I resolve every yr to be a better man
As wasted as my head, I have no plan

DJ 618 niggas getting doped as I do
ain't giving heed to calls of boo boo boo
I pen down a constipated verse
of my nu yr resolution in terse

2004 will be some kinda revolution
with me getting ambrosia in fusion
shenanigan of my mind turn 360 revolution
leave no confusion with my soul's ablution

will stir the shitstorm, exhume the real me
a sleazy baddie who wants tip drill for free
O-ho-ho gotto control the lyrical spree

happy new yr to all of u before hand
coz this rap clown 'll be on sand
on the special eve with his band

Life ain't that rosy

2005-01-05T00:09:00.004-06:00

Although I hurled the choicest expletives for my celestial adversary, but my unrelenting soul will plod forth in the wilderness of deepest marine. All goes in good spirit.

As my name’s pronounced A. Pal
Do I have to be mere victim to get appall [-ed]

Or is it a mere not-so-stingy mockery
Of mine which God plays with full democracy

When the autumn leaves show the blissful color of edge
I represent the barren-land, with nothing to be reaped as my solemn pledge

Pardoner my worthy readers, they can toss aside these idiosyncrasies of mine
Coz I find melancholy words to make a perfect rhyme, to express HIS crime

Although signals are clear, I am soul packed in wrong attire
‘N without making my much satire, its time to bid farewell and retire
No, No I am no Kurt Cobain; I can live in pain but still same old-evil-Kane, better sane.

About me

2005-01-05T00:02:00.004-06:00

I'm slimshady, Yes I am the real shady ...
All you other slimshady are just imitating ...
So won't the real slimshady please stand up ...
Put one of ur finger of each hand up ...
and get out of ur mind and say it loud one more time ...
I am slimshady, Yes I am the real shady ...
All you other slimshady are just imitating ...