Long time no hear aye! We've crossed the strait. What an experience that was! Sam's a bit soft, he dropped his stomach over the edge!
Anyways, we heard Mount Maunganui is a pretty hott spot. So we dropped in and on the first night checked out a big party at one of the pubs. Lucky we did because there was plenty of talent!
Check out these hot chicks!
Well we've been making our way up the West Coast. There's some bloody nice scenery, but other than that it's not that exciting!
Except for this morning when we spotted a naturist on the beach! Me, Wana and Sam ran down, stole his clothes and ran off! Hahaha. Poor bloke, he deserves it for lying around with his wanger out though!
Anyways, I'll post again when something exciting happens. Seeya!
Hey goons. We're back in Queenstown, staying at Hippo Lodge, it's great!
Wanaka was sweet. Highlight was the Puzzling World. Here's a photo of Wana taking a mud at the Puzzling World toilets! They've got buzzy buildings and puzzling rooms!
It's nearly time for us to move on from Queenstown! We're definitely going to have to come back for the ski season though!
If you're lucky you'll hear from us one more time before we leave. Apparently the west coast is pretty backwards, just like home, so you might not hear from us for a while!
Well a day trip to Arrowtown wasn't the most exciting part of our tour. I don't know about you, but I'm not into old stuff. The place was full of old tourists, no talent what-so-ever.
We're back in Queenstown now, much better! Might go over to Wanaka tomorrow.
Sam's found himself a nice blondie at our new backpackers, Deco Backpackers. I've whipped in a photo of her. Haha.
Until next time, peace out!
What's up! We're at Deco Backpackers now. Here are some American girls in the spa pools. They're ok. Wana wantsta doo one but she said he's ugmo or something. I asked the blonde one second to right if she wants to skinny dip with me tonight. She's ok.
I checked Sam and Wana's blogs but they haven't been blogging. Slackers!
Going to Arrowtown tomorrow!
Man Queenstown's cranking! My head's sore from last night but I've decided to make the most of my Sunday morning and make an update!
I've put a sweet photo in here, but there are way nicer ones at this site, Queenstown photos.
We've been staying at Black Sheep Backpackers this week. There were a group of hott Swedish chicks staying in our dorm. I better not tell what we got up to coz Mum reads this!
Until next time, hope everything's still running on Stewart Island!
Oh yeah, we got Wana a blog too. His teacher says he has the literacy level of a 9-year-old, so don't expect much!
Queenstown's cranking! The three of us are in total bewilderment! Never have I seen so many hott chicks! These girls are like the ones we see in the movies but never thought actually existed. They wear make up and know how to shave! Some of them even walk around without pants on, just a belt!
We're staying a few different Queenstown backpackers. It's cool, we've met so many people, and they're from all around the world! We went out on Friday and Saturday nights with a group from Germany. Minus 5 was awesome, everything's made of ice!
Wana and I went bungy jumping last week! AWESOME! I think Wana soiled himself because something smelt funky on the way home! Sam chickened out and went spading instead. He tells us he met a cute girl. He must think fat chicks are cute because I saw her and that girl left footprints in solid ground!
We're spending a bit of time here so I'll get back to you with your activity reports soon!
Howdy! Finally found some Internet access!
The three of us are here in Invercargill. Our last night in Stewart Island was extreme. I have photographic evidence of Wana spewing his ring out (refer to the right)! Ploor lad went home with my Aunty Ainsley. Unfortunately for us and lucky for him, he can't remember what went on when they got home, but he was nude when the sun came up!
We managed to score a ride a from Bluff to Invercargill. Spent the last few nights at a backpackers. Mangaged to purchase us some wheels today. Even came with "shaggin waggin" on it! It's not quite up to some of the boy racers' rides but we give them a run for their money!
Invercargill's massive! We've never seen so many people before. We went out to a few pubs with the other backpackers on Saturday. The girls are great here, they take care of themselves a lot better than the girls back home!
Anyways, we're leaving for Queenstown today. Apparently that's where the action's at. Hi Mum!
