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<title>I Found It In the Street</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Drainspotting -</li>
		<li>- Found Typography -</li>
		<li>- Abandoned Bicycles of New York -</li>
		<li>- The Payphone Project -</li>
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<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
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		<li>- Company Helps Prevent Drunk-Dial Humiliation -</li>
		<li>- Couple Win No-Sleep Marathon -</li>
		<li>- Man Chokes On White Castle, Crashes Into Urgent Care -</li>
		<li>- Germans Discover the Cabbage-Hating Gene -</li>
		<li>- 8-Year-Old Arrested After Alleged Tantrum -</li>
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<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-03-08T00:57:01-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Tampering With the Mail</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Future Me -</li>
		<li>- Mail a Meal -</li>
		<li>- Final Partings -</li>
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<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
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		<li>- Man Wants to Donate Two Extra Kidneys -</li>
		<li>- Hubby Stops Showering, Wife Files for Divorce -</li>
		<li>- Waitresses 'Dressed' Only in Body Paint -</li>
		<li>- Company Sells Prescription Glasses For Pets -</li>
		<li>- Boy Sets Off for School at Dead of Night -</li>
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<dc:subject />
<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-03-07T00:39:15-05:00</dc:date>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.linkmonkey.net/archives/2005/03/get_your_game_o.shtml">
<title>Get Your Game On</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
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		<li>- Find Small Men -</li>
		<li>- HoverBump -</li>
		<li>- Operation Slaps -</li>
		<li>- Adult Game Reviews -</li>
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<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
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		<li>- Five Inch Knife Found in Man's Head -</li>
		<li>- Tank Crushes Passenger Car -</li>
		<li>- Cows Hold Grudges, Say Scientists -</li>
		<li>- Two-Month-Old Baby Speaks -</li>
		<li>- Stripper Selling Infamous Breast Implant on eBay -</li>
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<dc:subject />
<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-03-06T12:44:28-05:00</dc:date>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.linkmonkey.net/archives/2005/03/hear_em_roar.shtml">
<title>Hear 'Em Roar</title>
<link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/linkmonkey/summ/~3/76769344/hear_em_roar.shtml</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
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		<li>- Heartless Bitches International -</li>
		<li>- Big Bad Chinese Mama! -</li>
		<li>- PMS Tracker -</li>
		<li>- KIDofSPEED -</li>
	</ul></p>
<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Egg has Tail -</li>
		<li>- Female Transient Allegedly Wrestles Naked with Dog -</li>
		<li>- Vibrato-maat Has Tilburg All Abuzz -</li>
		<li>- Cat Survives 10-Mile Trip Atop Car -</li>
		<li>- Quirky Festival Honors Frozen Dead Guy -</li>
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<dc:subject />
<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-03-05T00:47:04-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Decisions. Decisions.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
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		<li>- What should I put on the Fence? -</li>
		<li>- Who Would You Kill? -</li>
		<li>- Half Empty or Half Full? -</li>
		<li>- F&#42;ck, Marry, or Kill? -</li>
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<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
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		<li>- Earth Magnetic Field Reversal -</li>
		<li>- Youth Castrates Self Over Broken Engagement -</li>
		<li>- Russian Woman Gives Birth to Cyclops Child -</li>
		<li>- Bread and Jam Boy Put to the Test -</li>
		<li>- 52 Percent Of Americans Have Posed Naked -</li>
		<li>- Extreme Poledancing Craze Sweeping Brittain -</li>
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<dc:subject />
<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-03-04T00:23:15-05:00</dc:date>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.linkmonkey.net/archives/2005/03/uncommon_carnal.shtml">
<title>Uncommon Carnal Knowledge</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Lockmeup.com -</li>
		<li>- Hihokan - Erotic Museums in Japan -</li>
		<li>- tw&#42;tclub -</li>
		<li>- boytaur.net -</li>
	</ul></p>
<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Having Sex Results in Babies? -</li>
		<li>- Students Haunt Theater to Hunt Down Ghosts -</li>
		<li>- Whistle-Blowing Executive Forced to Weed Car Park for 30 Years -</li>
		<li>- Man Tasered By Police In Salad Bar Dispute -</li>
		<li>- Microwave 'Gun' Could End High-Speed Police Chases -</li>
		<li>- No Jail Time For Naked Man Found Covered In Nacho Cheese -</li>
		<li>- Student Graduates After 20 Years -</li>
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<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-03-03T01:53:30-05:00</dc:date>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.linkmonkey.net/archives/2005/03/a_post_only_a_m.shtml">
<title>A Post Only a Mother Could Love</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Ugly People -</li>
		<li>- Uglyfootballers.com -</li>
		<li>- FUGLY: The Site -</li>
	</ul></p>
<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Would-Be Granny Advertises for Grandson -</li>
		<li>- Virgin at 35? It's No Joke -</li>
		<li>- Cow Urine Offered as Cure All -</li>
		<li>- Sanitation Workers Assaulted -</li>
		<li>- Food Store Prosecuted After 575 Beetles Allegedly Found in Breakfast Cereal -</li>
		<li>- Girl, 17, Wounded in Bizarre Bedroom Activities -</li>
		<li>- Man Has 1,497 Credit Cards -</li>
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<dc:subject />
<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-03-02T00:31:33-05:00</dc:date>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.linkmonkey.net/archives/2005/03/whatever_blows.shtml">
<title>Whatever Blows Your Skirt Up</title>
<link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/linkmonkey/summ/~3/76769352/whatever_blows.shtml</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- ClosetMonster's Photo Manipulations -</li>
		<li>- The Big Nose Appreciation Page -</li>
		<li>- Eat Leather -</li>
		<li>- CarStuckGirls -</li>
	</ul></p>
<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Fasting Fakir Flummoxes Physicians -</li>
		<li>- Animal Rights Activists Sticking Up for Abused Candy Animals -</li>
		<li>- Hasbro Launches Singing Toothbrush -</li>
		<li>- The Most Expensive Cars of the Year -</li>
		<li>- Docs Work on Monk Who Glued Eyes Shut -</li>
		<li>- Naked Frolic Lands Prosecutor in Jail -</li>
		<li>- >Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy -</li>
	</ul></p>]]></description>
<dc:subject />
<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-03-01T01:30:16-05:00</dc:date>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.linkmonkey.net/archives/2005/02/the_matrix_reed.shtml">
<title>The Matrix: Re-Edited</title>
<link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/linkmonkey/summ/~3/76769355/the_matrix_reed.shtml</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Super Mario Reloaded -</li>
		<li>- The Meatrix -</li>
		<li>- The Matrix: Reentered -</li>
	</ul></p>
<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Man 'Cloaked' Himself in Mother's Skin -</li>
		<li>- New Organism Raises Mars Questions -</li>
		<li>- Men Upset With McDonald's Threaten To Bomb Pentagon -</li>
		<li>- Expert Says Colorado Is Hotbed For UFO Sightings -</li>
		<li>- It Isn't Often You See Breast Cream Used in Public -</li>
		<li>- Sony Puts Pizza Ordering in Web Game -</li>
	</ul></p>]]></description>
<dc:subject />
<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-02-28T00:22:28-05:00</dc:date>
<feedburner:origLink>http://www.linkmonkey.net/archives/2005/02/the_matrix_reed.shtml</feedburner:origLink></item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.linkmonkey.net/archives/2005/02/goose_goose_duc.shtml">
<title>Goose. Goose. Duck.</title>
<link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/linkmonkey/summ/~3/76769356/goose_goose_duc.shtml</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Lessons from Geese -</li>
		<li>- Goose Adventures -</li>
		<li>- iDuck USB Memory Storage Device -</li>
	</ul></p>
<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Books Singing Drug Smuggling's Praises Withdrawn -</li>
		<li>- Beware the Fat Police -</li>
		<li>- Two Injured in Scramble for Hippo Meat -</li>
		<li>- Children Wed to Dogs to Ward Off Evil -</li>
		<li>- Blind Man Who Bit Guide Dog Charged -</li>
		<li>- Ex-Stripper Psychotherapy License Probed -</li>
	</ul></p>]]></description>
<dc:subject />
<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-02-27T14:28:17-05:00</dc:date>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.linkmonkey.net/archives/2005/02/girls_girls_gir.shtml">
<title>Girls! Girls! Girls!</title>
<link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/linkmonkey/summ/~3/76769357/girls_girls_gir.shtml</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Every Playboy Centerfold -</li>
		<li>- Gum Blondes -</li>
		<li>- Holly Moss: Remember 911 -</li>
		<li>- Dancing Chick Clock -</li>
	</ul></p>
<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Iceberg to 'Cool Northern Ireland Tension' -</li>
		<li>- Dog Cameras Aim to Provide Leads -</li>
		<li>- Tiger Shot, Killed Near Reagan Library -</li>
		<li>- Men Who Lottery Tossed Ticket Now Seek Prize -</li>
		<li>- Valentines Cards Prove the Wrong Medicine -</li>
		<li>- Burglars Summon Police When They Lose Keys -</li>
		<li>- Norwegian Catches Halibut Too Big for Boat -</li>
		<li>- Japanese Toymakers Design Dolls for the Elderly -</li>
	</ul></p>]]></description>
<dc:subject />
<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-02-26T12:14:55-05:00</dc:date>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.linkmonkey.net/archives/2005/02/real_amateur_ac.shtml">
<title>Real Amateur Action</title>
<link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/linkmonkey/summ/~3/76769358/real_amateur_ac.shtml</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- DFILM -</li>
		<li>- I Know Where Bruce Lee Lives [KeyJay, ultrainteractive KungFu Remixer] -</li>
		<li>- Psycho Studio -</li>
	</ul></p>
<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Space Elevator Could Be Reality -</li>
		<li>- Councillors Play Lottery in Attempt to Clear Town's Debt -</li>
		<li>- Severed Penis Retrieved from Toilet Is Reattached -</li>
		<li>- Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Naked? -</li>
		<li>- Coroner Wants to Shrink-Wrap Bodies -</li>
		<li>- Reward Offered for Melbourne 'Loch Ness' Eel -</li>
		<li>- College Student Airs Personal Porn Video On Campus TV -</li>
	</ul></p>]]></description>
<dc:subject />
<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-02-25T00:25:28-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Femme Fatales</title>
<link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/linkmonkey/summ/~3/76769359/femme_fatales.shtml</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Girls.c64.org v2 - Preserving the sexy side of the Commodore 64 -</li>
		<li>- Ladies of Star Trek -</li>
		<li>- Horror Film Babes -</li>
		<li>- Bond Girls -</li>
		<li>- Cult Sirens -</li>
	</ul></p>
<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Mistakenly Freed Inmate Returns to Prison -</li>
		<li>- Japanese Create Toilet Entertainment Center -</li>
		<li>- Man Can Blow Up Balloon Using His Ears -</li>
		<li>- Student Puts School President on eBay -</li>
		<li>- 11 Arrested in 300 Person Nightclub Brawl -</li>
		<li>- Woman Ill from Marijuana-Seasoned Chicken -</li>
		<li>- Dirty Hotel Secrets -</li>
	</ul></p>]]></description>
<dc:subject />
<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-02-24T00:10:17-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Ride on the Wild Side</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- TruckWeb -</li>
		<li>- Vanity License Plates -</li>
		<li>- Gibbs Aquada -</li>
	</ul></p>
<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Evil to Be 'Measured' in Death-Penalty Cases -</li>
		<li>- Masked Man Shells Out for Licence Plate -</li>
		<li>- Couple Break Kissing Record -</li>
		<li>- Get Me to the Church on Crime -</li>
		<li>- Women Sue Over Gorilla's Breast 'Fetish' -</li>
		<li>- Landlord Allegedly Tosses Tear Gas Grenade-</li>
		<li>- Apartment Fire Blamed on Small Blow Torch Used to Light Cigarette -</li>
	</ul></p>]]></description>
<dc:subject />
<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-02-23T00:37:07-05:00</dc:date>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.linkmonkey.net/archives/2005/02/astronomonkey.shtml">
<title>Astronomonkey</title>
<link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/linkmonkey/summ/~3/76769361/astronomonkey.shtml</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p><b>::Today's Links::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Powers of 10 -</li>
		<li>- NEO Information Centre -</li>
		<li>- Bad Astronomy -</li>
	</ul></p>
<p><b>::Today's News::</b>
	<ul>
		<li>- Paris Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick Hacked -</li>
		<li>- Spies in Your Garbage Bin -</li>
		<li>- Russell Says No to Showing His Willy -</li>
		<li>- Frustrated German Thief Caught Napping Red-Handed -</li>
		<li>- Thieves Steal Built-In Swimming Pool -</li>
		<li>- Stolen Cutout Patrol Car Back on Duty -</li>
		<li>- Shut the Cell Up -</li>
		<li>- Elephant Art Fetches Jumbo Price in Thailand -</li>
	</ul></p>]]></description>
<dc:subject />
<dc:creator>LinkMonkey</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2005-02-22T00:17:26-05:00</dc:date>
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