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They Call Me The Superman Lover

ListenToLeon — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 19:04:13 +0000

OK. They don’t really call me that. I’m just saying, my iPod is jamming WAY too hard right now, and I blame Mr. Johnny Guitar Watson. As a matter of fact, let me revise that first statement; most of the women I’ve dated would absolutely call me the “Superman Lover.” They’d also call me other [...]

Morgan Freeman Is Getting Married

ListenToLeon — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:16:48 +0000

I would like to congratulate Morgan Freeman on his upcoming nuptials. A lot of folks are giving him flack for marrying his step granddaughter, and to be honest, it does sound pretty creepy, but he’s been with her for 10 years now. Sure, that means in the early days Freeman’s now fiancee was a 17 [...]

New Header Week Day 2 – Billy Dee Style

ListenToLeon — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 09:46:43 +0000

Yesterday I pushed the limits of good taste with my Sistine Chapel header. Today, I’m keeping it sexy. Don’t let the smooth taste fool you! Just to clarify, I am not advertising Colt 45 Malt Liquor. Nor am I co-signing the jheri curl belonging to Billy Dee Williams circa the early-to-mid 1980s. I’m just paying [...]

The Obligatory Blake Griffin Dunked on Kendrick Perkins Post

ListenToLeon — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 07:59:11 +0000

When a man gets dunked on as savagely as Kendrick Perkins did by Blake Griffin tonight, I am required by law to write about it. Blake Griffin just besmirched Kendrick Perkins’ dignity. Ate that man’s lunch. Called his newborn baby ugly. All of that, in one dunk. See for yourself… Even the commentator paused for [...]

New Header Week

ListenToLeon — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:53:07 +0000

Every day this week, I will be trying out new headers on this website and looking for feedback. I have been riding with the Michael Jackson one for entirely too long so it’s about time that I switch things up. Plus, I have been neglecting my talent for Photoshop mayhem. As you can see from [...]

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears Recap

ListenToLeon — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:56:51 +0000

I am proud to announce that You Know What Really Grinds My Gears, my collaboration with DJ Roz of Champion Sounds, was a success. Last Tuesday marked the first open-forum karaoke-style airing of the grievances in the history of..ever. My only fear of hosting what amounted to an open-mic rant session was that there would [...]

No Fingering The President

ListenToLeon — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:02:39 +0000

Everywhere I go, I keep seeing this photo of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer sticking her finger in the face of President Obama. I wish I were a Secret Service agent on the scene when this happened. I would have tackled the f*ck out of her. It’s crazy the level of disrespect the first Black President [...]

Congratulations To Flip Saunders

ListenToLeon — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:51:13 +0000

It’s not often that you can congratulate a man for getting fired, but getting fired from coaching the Washington Wizards is pretty much a blessing. Flip Saunders, congratulations on no longer having to find a way to compete in the NBA with a lackluster roster that may as well be called John Wall & the [...]

Tonight – The World Series of Sh*t Talk

ListenToLeon — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:29:41 +0000

In a first-of-it’s-kind event, tonight I am hosting You Know What Really Grinds My Gears. It’s like karaoke, but for people with some sh*t on their minds. I’ve lined up one of the area’s best DJs, DJ Roz of Champion Sounds(of Hip-Hop Karaoke fame), and I’m passing along a sign-up list for folks who want [...]

Dirty Macking

ListenToLeon — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:36:25 +0000

Dirty Macking – (v) 1.) The act of attempting to gain someone’s romantic favor by disparaging or belittling someone else. 2.) Some ol’ crabs in a bucket bullsh*t losers resort to in the hopes of getting laid. Too much information alert: I am a 2012 born-again virgin. That’s right; we are 20 days in, and [...]