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The Questions, 5-17-12

ListenToLeon — Thu, 17 May 2012 18:41:09 +0000

I am a naturally inquisitive person. Therefore, I am starting a series of blog entries where I seek answers to the queries on my mind at the moment. Without further adieu, The Questions: What in the Colombian Hell were those Secret Service officers thinking a few weeks ago? Realistically, I don’t expect certain elements of [...]

DC Zoo Justice

ListenToLeon — Wed, 09 May 2012 19:18:32 +0000

Saturday, I took what was supposed to be a leisurely trip to the zoo. The “leisurely” part did not last long, as I was forced to chase down and intimidate an 8 year old. I know it sounds evil, but once I explain why I did it, you’ll understand. I was enjoying an afternoon with [...]

What In The Leatherface Hell?!

ListenToLeon — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:02:36 +0000

Yes, this woman is real. Her name is Patricia Krentcil. She is facing criminal charges for allegedly taking her 5 year old daughter into a tanning booth with her. Judging from her char-broiled appearance, I doubt that any jury on Earth would believe a word she says. The only thing missing from this fool’s face [...]

Welcome to DC RGIII

ListenToLeon — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 04:02:28 +0000

Non-Redskins fans; Let us have our moment. Robert Griffin III has been a Washington Redskin for less than 3 hours now, and I have already seen more than my share of ‘Skins-bashing on Twitter. Is it too much to ask for you all to let us have a moment in the sun? We haven’t won [...]

That Wasn’t Peaceful!

ListenToLeon — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 21:49:58 +0000

I tuned into the Lakers game just as the player formerly known as Ron Artest, a.k.a. Metta World Peace went upside James Harden’s head. I love Metta, but that wasn’t very “peaceful” at all. In light of recent actions, he should change his name once again to Metta World Cheap Shot, or Metta World Bitch [...]

My Sideways DC Improv Video

ListenToLeon — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 19:23:21 +0000

Yes, I realize this video from my show at the DC Improv is sideways. No, I do not care to fix it. Watch it lying down if you have to. My cousin filmed this video, so blame him for it being shot this way. Blame him from a distance however, because the man is a [...]

A Tupac-o-gram?!

ListenToLeon — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 05:36:31 +0000

I can’t lie; if I’d seen the Tupac Shakur hologram performance at Coachella in person, my head would have probably exploded. It was THAT impressive to me. All obvious ethical issues of using a dead guy’s likeness aside, the technology behind this performance was amazing. As much as I like this, I’m already dreading the [...]

Cory Booker is a Hero

ListenToLeon — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 19:42:27 +0000

In an era where words like “hero” are overused, Newark, NJ Mayor Corey Booker is a true example of one. Aside from his already impressive political accomplishments, the man ran into a burning building and rescued His neighbor. Part or me thinks that I would have done the same thing in that situation. The other [...]

Come See Me at the DC Improv Friday the 13th

ListenToLeon — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:58:23 +0000

I’m going to go Jason Voorhees on your sense of humor this Friday at the DC Improv. No need to be scared; you might die laughing at my show, but come 10PM, life goes on. You’ll have to find some way to compose yourself after enjoying the natural high I’m going to take you on, [...]

Charles Manson Is Up for Parole

ListenToLeon — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 06:56:52 +0000

Apparently, Charles Manson is up for parole today. I doubt that he’ll make it out, but if he does…Really, who cares? Let me correct that; Other than the familes of his victims, who cares? I’m not in the business of assaulting senior citizens, but I wish old-ass, swastika-forehead-ass Charles Manson would try to come after [...]