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Comcast Once Again Thwarts My Plans

ListenToLeon — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:47:59 +0000

My internet has been down all weekend. I’ve had to use my phone in order to check my email and occasionally send Twitter updates. You can call me an internet addict if you want to, but I’m pretty frustrated about not being able to do what I want to do online. I have a lot [...]

She’s Out Of My League Movie Review

ListenToLeon — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:30:24 +0000

Yesterday, I got to attend a screening of She’s Out Of My League in Mazza Galerie after work. Admission was FREE nintey-nine, so I was already in a good mood before the film even started. Since it cost me absolutely nothing, the least I can do is write a review of the film for those [...]

Sony Walkman Phone

ListenToLeon — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:23:20 +0000

When I hear the word “Walkman” I think of old school cassette players like the one pictured above. I can’t believe Sony is still putting out products under that name. High tech products, no less! That’s like Ford creating the world’s 1st luxury car that runs on kool-aid, and naming it “The all new Ford [...]

The Now-Infamous Bitch List

ListenToLeon — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:13:04 +0000

My sister passed along this gem she saw on VA$HTIE.com, which originated at And I Am Not Lying. A DC school teacher found this list on a 3rd grade classroom floor, which consists of the 90 different types of bitches in existence. In actuality, it’s more like 75, because one of the pages is missing. It [...]

Still Looking For Artists

ListenToLeon — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:48:54 +0000

A few months ago, I put out a call for artists to illustrate a comic strip that I co-wrote with some of my friends over at AM Radio. I’m re-opening the call, because although the artist we selected was awesomely talented, he was simply busy as all Hell. I don’t even know what country he’s [...]

Massa Accused of Touching Dicks

ListenToLeon — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:26:13 +0000

What is it with lawmakers these days? Rep Eric Massa (D-NY) resigned from office, claiming there was a health care conspiracy aimed at ousting him. The entire time, it turns out that he was being investigated for groping male staffers along with other inappropriate behavior. In the course of a week, this guy has gone [...]

Things I Could Do With $30

ListenToLeon — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:51:01 +0000

I just found an ad network check in my laptop bag from October. I’m pretty successful at this blogging thing, but not successful enough to literally LOSE MONEY like that! The check was just for $30, but I’m saying…I can do a lot with $30! For instance… Things I could do with $30 Ball out at Chik-Fil-A [...]

Thanks To The Smoking Section and Samuel L. Jackson

ListenToLeon — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:41:28 +0000

I am generally a winner in life. That said, I rarely win contests that are out of my control. Arguments? Yep. Fights? Damn right. The hearts of women around the globe? You betcha. But ask me to play the lottery, and I will look at you like you’re stupid, then say “I might as well [...]

I’m Hating On Behalf Of Short People Everywhere

ListenToLeon — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:48:16 +0000

I wonder if LeBron James runs up and down the court thinking things like “One of these days, I’m gonna accidentally hit my head on the rim. Give myself a concussion & still make the SportsCenter Top 10…” Us people on the ground respect it. Keep doing your thing, LeBron!

Racist Is The New Gay

ListenToLeon — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:37:37 +0000

No offense to my Gay and Lesbian readers out there for this comparison, but in 2010 it appears that racist is the new gay. Before you start getting visions of Klansmen in Prada sandals and robes by International Male, let me clarify that I am talking in terms of the societal stigmas attached to these [...]