THIS week at Old Trafford we will see two very different styles on show.
Scruffy, underprepared and rough from New Zealand; slick, groomed and stylish from England.
God knows what the cricket will be like - it will probably rain for five days like it always does in Manchester. But at least we know where we stand on the beards front.
Dan Vettori is the trailblazer for New Zealand, although his facial fur can sometimes look disappointingly like overgrown stubble.
Monty, of course, will turn out looking smart and well groomed with his impressive growth.