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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/atom10full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" gd:etag="W/&quot;CU4NQHc8eCp7ImA9WhRbGUQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070</id><updated>2012-02-11T15:59:51.970-05:00</updated><category term="belgium" /><category term="edmund spencer" /><category term="beer" /><category term="napoleon" /><category term="obesity" /><category term="wwii" /><category term="poem" /><category term="us vs europe" /><category term="telly" /><category term="doctor who" /><category term="monks" /><category term="the mower against gardens" /><category term="near death" /><category term="viking funeral" /><category term="thanksgiving" /><category term="adam and eve" /><category term="bucket list" /><category term="bbc" /><category term="pub" /><category term="Andrew Marvell" /><category term="viagra" /><category term="writers" /><category term="meant for something greater" /><category term="flatliners" /><category term="taming of the shrew" /><category term="bar" /><category term="time-travel" /><category term="predestiny" /><category term="poetry" /><category term="one day i wrote her name upon the strand." /><category term="epidemic" /><category term="japan" /><category term="life on mars" /><category term="quotes" /><category term="love story" /><category term="stella artois" /><category term="Shakespeare" /><category term="pearl harbor" /><category term="1941" /><category term="metaphysics" /><title>Liv Jones</title><subtitle type="html">Not Just a Metaphor Anymore.</subtitle><link rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>17</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/livjones" /><feedburner:info xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" uri="livjones" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><feedburner:emailServiceId xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0">livjones</feedburner:emailServiceId><feedburner:feedburnerHostname xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0">http://feedburner.google.com</feedburner:feedburnerHostname><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0AGQnc8cCp7ImA9WhRWEk0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-8235143892237456756</id><published>2011-12-25T16:26:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-29T19:42:03.978-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-12-29T19:42:03.978-05:00</app:edited><title>Shannon</title><summary>





Shannon

Upon each morning I wake with a smile.
To look upon your brown eyes as I rise,
Perhaps, mistaken am I, for a while,
Is this still the dream or love realized?

For every moment since I first saw thee,
My love fell greater, as grows your beauty;
Of all I have done this most cherished be,
My heart forever, I give your duty.

What dreams may come? When I’m gone from this world,
</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/8235143892237456756/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/12/shannon.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/8235143892237456756?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/8235143892237456756?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/12/shannon.html" title="Shannon" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xs1tv34l_3s/TveT5943ADI/AAAAAAAAB-k/xTrvrAeXR50/s72-c/shannon.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A08DRX8-fip7ImA9WhRXEkw.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-3296449296213039787</id><published>2011-12-17T15:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-18T09:51:14.156-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-12-18T09:51:14.156-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="adam and eve" /><title>Eve, the Hero</title><summary>
“Eve”


“Until Eve arrived, this was man’s world…” (Richard Armour)

“…but every song must eventually come to an end.”  (Eve)




She would have
you believe that she was ribbed into existence, but all is just the navel plot,
for his life of sacrifice would not exist without her being. Her name, a mere
alias, thought given by some greater cause, just like him, is but a guise, a corset-armor
of </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/3296449296213039787/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/12/eve-hero.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/3296449296213039787?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/3296449296213039787?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/12/eve-hero.html" title="Eve, the Hero" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--Pv8iR6gpdY/Tu0BSC9NmNI/AAAAAAAAB7Q/2VppH5AFvqQ/s72-c/eve.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0QHSHszeyp7ImA9WhRRF0w.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-6792722693000452010</id><published>2011-11-30T17:03:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-30T22:48:59.583-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-11-30T22:48:59.583-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="poetry" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="metaphysics" /><title>The Dreamt | In Two Poems.</title><summary>
The Dreamt




The dreamt wait to escape.

A life is but a dream, it can come true.
Dreaming yourself into who you want to.
Inside your mind she attempts to break free.
Manifest her by action, become me.

One thing on her mind,
some day she will find,
what she's hoping for:
a cracked open door.

Ran from the crack,
Not turning back,
Life on the edge
Love on the ledge.

A kiss in the rain.
Aye, </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/6792722693000452010/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/11/dreamt-in-two-poems.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/6792722693000452010?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/6792722693000452010?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/11/dreamt-in-two-poems.html" title="The Dreamt | In Two Poems." /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BC9QcDYLqz4/Tta_acsf9II/AAAAAAAABzc/71jYlo0QdwA/s72-c/the+dreams+coming+alive.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkEAQn89eSp7ImA9WhRREUs.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-3184785256178126813</id><published>2011-11-24T08:38:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-24T14:57:23.161-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-11-24T14:57:23.161-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="thanksgiving" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="poetry" /><title>Revenge of the Turkey</title><summary>



Revenge of the Turkey

Turkey, stuffing, gravy and potatoes,
I still hate Aunt Hope's green bean casserole.
Gobble, gobble, gobble dinner once said;
Where did mom go? Oh she's drunk in the bed.

Turkey now ready, Uncle Fritz is late.
My cousin flirts with my gay brother's date.
We all bow our head as father says grace.
The children fail to maintain a straight face.

My pregnant sister takes a</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/3184785256178126813/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/11/revenge-of-turkey.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/3184785256178126813?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/3184785256178126813?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/11/revenge-of-turkey.html" title="Revenge of the Turkey" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-atzvFlqB7GU/Ts6SFh9m6pI/AAAAAAAABws/dVdRe9AATyY/s72-c/thanksgiving+poem.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUYMQng9fip7ImA9WhRSFUg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-8311833393485031745</id><published>2011-11-17T13:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-17T13:06:23.666-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-11-17T13:06:23.666-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="poem" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="the mower against gardens" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="poetry" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Andrew Marvell" /><title>The Garden against Mowers</title><summary>


Eden's strength lies in man's ignorance.



The Garden against Mowers


IGNORANT mower, who worries too much,
thinks his creation is just such,
the greatest garden to ever be planned,
but it is the mower that’s manned.

Every book wishes to be the first book made,
every word hoping to be prayed;
Songs, and paintings in their self-confidence,
Forget their evolved existence.

All are trying to </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/8311833393485031745/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/11/garden-against-mowers.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/8311833393485031745?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/8311833393485031745?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/11/garden-against-mowers.html" title="The Garden against Mowers" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-47O8WVOVjlg/TsVKg6q9tbI/AAAAAAAABvI/l7Oh_VC1XJ0/s72-c/mower+against+the+garden.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkQDQ3o9fCp7ImA9WhRSFEU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-3574099181897812301</id><published>2011-11-16T17:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-16T17:59:32.464-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-11-16T17:59:32.464-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="life on mars" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="viking funeral" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="edmund spencer" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="time-travel" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="one day i wrote her name upon the strand." /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="doctor who" /><title>Sonnet in time</title><summary>


This time, love will find a way.




Sonnet in time 

Once upon a time, my love I did find.
In 1973, I kissed thee.
There a bottle washed ashore as a sign.
To live life with no regrets being me.

Seven years, I could barely recognize.
God’s cancer growing in me deep inside.
The prayers were merely a poor disguise.
My body decayed, as death took my side.

So I made an accord with death in rhyme</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/3574099181897812301/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/11/sonnet-in-time.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/3574099181897812301?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/3574099181897812301?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/11/sonnet-in-time.html" title="Sonnet in time" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-s0T1hP9y9q4/TsQ-NQFnO6I/AAAAAAAABu4/bCdb_SjQWhE/s72-c/somewhere+in+time.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0UEQng-eyp7ImA9WhRSE00.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-6067778000030474741</id><published>2011-11-14T15:53:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-14T16:13:23.653-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-11-14T16:13:23.653-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Shakespeare" /><title>Becoming Charlotte</title><summary>






You can truly only cheat on yourself.




Becoming Charlotte. 

(Based on Shakespeare Sonnet 138, from A Passionate Pilgrim.)



My dawn gives way to our day’s mirrored kiss.A tear, I pause, (she realizes) our  truth.Faith  to lies lost, yet her I will not miss.The monster inside, my mind’s dark sweet-tooth.

Once free to roam , on campus I shall findI seek the classroom, not a church of </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/6067778000030474741/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/11/becoming-charlotte.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/6067778000030474741?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/6067778000030474741?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/11/becoming-charlotte.html" title="Becoming Charlotte" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rRKaqycuGAU/TsGCygMULDI/AAAAAAAABrU/nnUfh1bGOYA/s72-c/being+charlotte.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DE4DSXg_eyp7ImA9WhdaEk8.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-617399446151050555</id><published>2011-10-14T17:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-21T15:56:18.643-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-10-21T15:56:18.643-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="predestiny" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="meant for something greater" /><title>Meant for something greater</title><summary>

Rose was meant for something greater.

How do you measure the value of your life? By what you can buy, or what you can do?

Like the sound water makes just before it boils, Rose always felt some sort of internal calling which was indescribable. She couldn't tell anyone for fear of ridicule, but she knew, something inside her was telling her that this life she was in wasn't all that there would </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/617399446151050555/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/10/meant-for-something-greater.html#comment-form" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/617399446151050555?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/617399446151050555?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/10/meant-for-something-greater.html" title="Meant for something greater" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6f_aY5j7sD4/TpGgJ0B1ooI/AAAAAAAABQs/VYlhJoDpoS0/s72-c/depressed+cashier.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkUNRnw9eyp7ImA9WhdbEUs.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-4633084471533838464</id><published>2011-10-02T13:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-09T09:51:37.263-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-10-09T09:51:37.263-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="taming of the shrew" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Shakespeare" /><title>Drugs, Sex and The Taming of the Shrew</title><summary>

In a yellow station wagon, its roof strapped with the makings of a home, and in the passenger's seat sat Kate. For it was clear when she left that little town, the windows rolled down as she took her last breath of those orchards that lined her father's street, that it was not by choice. Kate cried as she looked at her childhood home one last time as she drove out of sight. For it was by her </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/4633084471533838464/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/10/drugs-sex-and-taming-of-shrew.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/4633084471533838464?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/4633084471533838464?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/10/drugs-sex-and-taming-of-shrew.html" title="Drugs, Sex and The Taming of the Shrew" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Tw1H7duapng/Tn3mP7nvIqI/AAAAAAAABPo/qQf-lT1rahk/s72-c/station+wagon+shrew.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUYBRn4ycCp7ImA9WhdWEUg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-3812134763861494480</id><published>2011-09-04T10:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-04T12:19:17.098-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-09-04T12:19:17.098-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="writers" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="telly" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bbc" /><title>Trapped in My own BBC Television Show.</title><summary>



The last thing I remember before it all went dark was that tiny little uncomfortable airplane pillow they give you, a paper towel covered whoopee cushion which you'll spend endless hours unsuccessfully attempting to rearrange like a Rubrics-Cube, into some salvation from the medieval torture device you're buckled into. I stood up from that horrid British Airway's airline seat to seek the </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/3812134763861494480/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/09/trapped-in-my-own-bbc-television-show.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/3812134763861494480?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/3812134763861494480?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/09/trapped-in-my-own-bbc-television-show.html" title="Trapped in My own BBC Television Show." /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-r05Qem_PJ2o/TmOjRXBdSII/AAAAAAAABKM/431lvBRmAYk/s72-c/oceans_apart+%25281%2529.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><georss:featurename>Cardiff, UK</georss:featurename><georss:point>51.4813069 -3.1804978999999776</georss:point><georss:box>51.4316954 -3.2785163999999773 51.5309184 -3.0824793999999778</georss:box></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0YDR384fCp7ImA9WhdWEEg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-8365949360192821039</id><published>2011-08-21T01:04:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-03T09:06:16.134-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-09-03T09:06:16.134-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="flatliners" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bucket list" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="near death" /><title>My 8.6 Minute Bucket List</title><summary>



The Bucket List.

You know how they say your life flashes before your eyes when you die?

8.6 minutes. That's approximately the amount of time you have after your heart stops beating before brain function ceases. When we die, our eyes close, our body is paralyzed, and if we're lucky enough to die of old age; we will do so with loved ones standing over us, mourning, as we're lost for all time.</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/8365949360192821039/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/08/my-86-minute-bucket-list.html#comment-form" title="2 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/8365949360192821039?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/8365949360192821039?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/08/my-86-minute-bucket-list.html" title="My 8.6 Minute Bucket List" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1OHnM-HQ7nw/TlCSOA6cE6I/AAAAAAAABEo/6t0o9uzD-jw/s72-c/bucket_list.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>2</thr:total><georss:featurename>Stockel 2, 1150 St-Pieters-Woluwe, Belgium</georss:featurename><georss:point>50.841888 4.464701999999988</georss:point><georss:box>50.733489999999996 4.231242499999988 50.950286 4.698161499999989</georss:box></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;Ck4EQ3o9cSp7ImA9WhdRGEk.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-7804361996654166163</id><published>2011-08-08T17:28:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-08T18:01:42.469-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-08-08T18:01:42.469-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="monks" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="beer" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bar" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="pub" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="stella artois" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="belgium" /><title>By the time you read this, I'll be gone. Love, Stella Artois.</title><summary>To my love, Cooter. 

My real name is Stella. Artois, yes, like the beer- not "Candy", which you have come to know me at the club. I of course wish we could have clarified this at the beginning of our relationship. My mother conceived me one night on a bar counter in Houston, next to NASA, in 1973, with a French engineer passing through town. We always referred to my non-existent father as "</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/7804361996654166163/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/08/by-time-you-read-this-ill-be-gone-love.html#comment-form" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/7804361996654166163?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/7804361996654166163?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/08/by-time-you-read-this-ill-be-gone-love.html" title="By the time you read this, I'll be gone. Love, Stella Artois." /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0j2j4y46258/TkBQrt7KkFI/AAAAAAAAA_0/tW4G4vufGoY/s72-c/stella+artois.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><georss:featurename>Houston, TX, USA</georss:featurename><georss:point>29.7601927 -95.36938959999998</georss:point><georss:box>29.4666387 -95.81713409999998 30.0537467 -94.92164509999998</georss:box></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A0AEQn45fSp7ImA9WhdRF0k.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-5774021977636559843</id><published>2011-08-07T16:23:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-07T16:41:43.025-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-08-07T16:41:43.025-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="pearl harbor" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="1941" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="wwii" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="japan" /><title>Why We Fight and Why We Remember December 7 1941</title><summary>﻿﻿﻿ 



The USS California is seen on fire after an attack by the Japanese on Dec. 7, 1941, in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. 
﻿ ﻿﻿
This is the story of how my grandfather died. This is the story of war on earth. This is the story of the bravest man I knew: my grandfather.

Several years ago, almost a life-time away now it seems I stood there and watched my grandmother barely able to stand as she pressed </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/5774021977636559843/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/08/why-we-fight-why-we-remember-december-7.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/5774021977636559843?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/5774021977636559843?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/08/why-we-fight-why-we-remember-december-7.html" title="Why We Fight and Why We Remember December 7 1941" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2Bsp99Tolkk/Tj7zUaGJ5LI/AAAAAAAAA_o/QJrPzzWU_z0/s72-c/why%252520we%252520fight%252520wwii.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><georss:featurename>Pearl Harbor, HI, USA</georss:featurename><georss:point>21.3445072 -157.9748912</georss:point><georss:box>21.334514199999997 -157.9894822 21.3545002 -157.9603002</georss:box></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D08ARH8-cSp7ImA9WhdRF0k.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-7140398918279251142</id><published>2011-08-07T15:37:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-07T15:37:25.159-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-08-07T15:37:25.159-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="epidemic" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="us vs europe" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="obesity" /><title>Obesity: A New World of Possibilities</title><summary>“...they eat with the greatest possible rapidity, and in total silence...”
-Fanny Trollope
“They wolfed down their food, cramming corn bread into their sloppy maws during meals that were devoured in silence, punctuated only by slurps, grunts, scraping knives, and hacking coughs. “ 
-Simon Schamaii
On Christmas day 1827, Fanny Trollope arrived in “The New World” from Europe, and wrote a detailed </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/7140398918279251142/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/08/obesity-new-world-of-possibilities.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/7140398918279251142?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/7140398918279251142?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/08/obesity-new-world-of-possibilities.html" title="Obesity: A New World of Possibilities" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><georss:featurename>Lac Obèse, Kiskissink, QC G0X, Canada</georss:featurename><georss:point>47.7648739 -71.99733070000002</georss:point><georss:box>47.7637109 -71.99795820000001 47.766036899999996 -71.99670320000003</georss:box></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A0YMR3szcSp7ImA9WhdQEks.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-8095751112765818596</id><published>2011-08-07T15:33:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-13T16:59:46.589-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-08-13T16:59:46.589-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="napoleon" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="love story" /><title>Napoleon Bonaparte, a love story.</title><summary>“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...” is the epic phrase made famous by author Charles Dickens who used it to describe the time period of The French Revolution. In 1793 when the fictional character Sydney Carton of A Tale of Two Cities sacrifices himself on the guillotine for the love of his life, Napoleon Bonaparte age 24, had just begun to fulfill his legacy as a </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/8095751112765818596/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/08/napoleon-bonaparte-love-story.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/8095751112765818596?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/8095751112765818596?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/08/napoleon-bonaparte-love-story.html" title="Napoleon Bonaparte, a love story." /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-P_cCVExX3a8/TkblugjWJGI/AAAAAAAABA4/puw_tVSjLz4/s72-c/FotoFlexer_Photo.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><georss:featurename>France</georss:featurename><georss:point>46.227638 2.213749000000007</georss:point><georss:box>41.328188 -5.397050999999993 51.127088 9.824549000000008</georss:box></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkEGQHkzfCp7ImA9WhRbGUo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-8473637603373687952</id><published>2011-01-09T17:43:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-11T11:43:41.784-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-11T11:43:41.784-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="quotes" /><title>Livisms and Quotes</title><summary>Life is a fairy tale authored by its own characters.

True love is measured by the certainty that no one else in the world could love you more.

The people who end up being close to you in life, are rarely the friends we would have chosen for ourselves.

To awake and discover ourselves altered by the people in it, no matter how random the relationship is. To sleep knowing you have changed the </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/8473637603373687952/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/01/one-liners.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/8473637603373687952?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/8473637603373687952?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2011/01/one-liners.html" title="Livisms and Quotes" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0MCQXk9cSp7ImA9WhdVFk8.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024500550553770070.post-5480124051799527280</id><published>2005-11-30T16:16:00.028-05:00</published><updated>2011-09-21T12:11:00.769-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-09-21T12:11:00.769-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="viagra" /><title>My Cat Swallowed Viagra</title><summary>



Cats accidentally swallow all kinds of things. Mine once swallowed Viagra.

It all started when my best friend Charlotte's boyfriend: Earl, enlisted me for some advice as to what to buy his girlfriend for Christmas. Since Charlotte and I have been friends since childhood, he was under the impression I could somehow manifest the perfect present that eludes his tiny male mind. Yes I'm the "</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.livjones.com/feeds/5480124051799527280/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2005/11/my-cat-swallowed-viagra.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/5480124051799527280?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3024500550553770070/posts/default/5480124051799527280?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.livjones.com/2005/11/my-cat-swallowed-viagra.html" title="My Cat Swallowed Viagra" /><author><name>Liv</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12431327516415516835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gXOBdv3uarI/TVbZrKPNj6I/AAAAAAAAARY/j5ZljYwZ80U/s220/liv.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BpcYq97JZr0/Tkbjk-U3_5I/AAAAAAAABA0/FdWVoSDSj2A/s72-c/a+very+viagra+christmas.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>

