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Nirvana’s here.. I mean, the iPhone 5.

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:57:00 +0000

Apple has just launched the iPhone 5 in San Francisco.

iPhone 5 Specs:

* 4-inch screen (previous iPhones had 3.5″ screen)
* Retina display of 326ppi, 1136×640 resolution
* 7.6mm thin (18% thinner than iPhone 4S)
* Weighs 112 grams (20% lighter than 4S)
* LTE capable for faster connectivity
* New A6 Processor, 2X faster than the A5 chip; 2X faster graphics
* Battery offers 8 hours of 3G talk time/browsing and LTE browsing; 10 hours of WiFi browsing, 10 hours of video, 40 hours of music, 225 hours of standby
* 8-megapixel camera, 3264×2448, backside illuminated, hybrid IR filter, five-element lens, fast f/2.4 aperture, Panorama feature
* 720p front camera
* 1080p HD video, improved video stabilization, take photos while recording
* Updated audio, 3 microphones
* Improved speakers, noise-canceling earpiece
* New all-digital, ‘Lightning’ connector
* 802.11 a/b/g/n, 802.11n (2.4GHz and dual channel 5GHz up to 150 Mbps WiFi
* Free Turn-by-turn directions (GPS)
* iOS 6 software
* Safari full screen mode
* VIP mail feature for important mail
* Passbook to store tickets, airline boarding pass, coupons etc in one place
* Improved Siri with movie recommendations and sports scores

Pricing remains unchanged from the 4S.
It’s $199 for the 16GB model, $299 (32GB) and $399 (64GB), all with a 2-year contract.
Pre-orders start Sep.14 in US, Canada, UK, France, Germany, Australia, Japan, Hong Kong and Singapore.
Shipping starts September 21.
Who’s going to buy the iPhone 5 first?

Amazing Paths

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Thu, 17 May 2012 09:53:00 +0000

Amazing Paths...!!

There is a collection of handpicked photos from different places on Earth. As you can see, there is a lot dangerous but beautiful roadways.

Imagine having to ride a bike going up or down that hill.

nice staircase…good workout

This would make a lot of people nauseous…

I’d take those turns slow too..

With my balance, I’d have to walk very, very slow…

Whoever designed this road in San Francisco must have been stoned at the time…

Are those supposed to be train tracks or bamboo sticks?

This looks like a fun hike…wonder if they have a zip-line to go with it

what did they use to scrape this out???

Incredible Sand Drawings by Andres Amador

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Thu, 17 May 2012 09:31:00 +0000

Incredible Sand Drawings by Andres Amador:
San Francisco-area landscape artist Andreas Amador etches massive sand drawings onto beaches during full moons when his canvas reaches its largest potential. Using only a rake and often several helpers the geometric and organic shapes are slowly carved into the sand, often interacting with the physical topography like the stones in a zen garden. The works exist for only a few moments, just long enough to snap a few photographs before being completely engulfed by the encroaching tide. Amador has also collaborated on a number of killer marriage proposals, the question popped as part of his elaborate drawings viewable from an elevated distance.

Amazing Mango facts

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Thu, 17 May 2012 09:17:00 +0000

Amazing Mango facts..!!

• The name 'mango' is derived from the Tamil word 'mangkay' or 'man-gay'. When the Portuguese traders settled in Western India they adopted the name as 'manga'.

• Nearly half the world's mangoes are cultivated in India, which makes India, the largest producer in the world.
The mango is the national fruit of India, Pakistan and the Philippines. It is also the national tree of Bangladesh.

• Mangos are an excellent source of vitamins A and C, and for those who are physically active, whether working out or constantly on the go, mangos are a great way to replenish that lost potassium.

• Mango, in which the seed has not fully formed, can be combined with salt and honey to treat diarrhea, dysentery, piles, morning sickness, chronic dyspepsia, indigestion and constipation. Treatments for heat stroke, bilious disorders and scurvy have also been recorded.

The mango triterpene, lupeol, is an effective inhibitor in laboratory models of prostate and skin cancers.

• There are nearly 1000 mango varieties in India. India have following variety of mangos.

Alphonso', 'Banganapalli', 'Bombay', 'Bombay Green', 'Chausa', 'Dashehari', 'Fazli', 'Fernandian', 'Himsagar', 'Kesar', 'Kishen Bhog', 'Langra', 'Mallika', 'Mankurad, 'Mulgoa', 'Neelum', 'Pairi', 'Samar Behisht Chausa’, 'Suvarnarekha', 'Totapuri', 'Vanraj', 'Zardalu', 'Amrapali', 'Bangalora', 'Gulabkhas'.

However, only about few varieties are grown commercially. Apart from above, some other hybrid varieties like alfazli, sundar, Langra, sabri, Jawahar, Neelphonso, Neeleshan, Neeleshwari and PKM 2, are also produced by cultivators.

Unseen Titanic

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Wed, 16 May 2012 16:53:00 +0000

Unseen Titanic:

At 2:20 a.m. on April 15, 1912, the “unsinkable” R.M.S. Titanic disappeared beneath the waves, taking with her 1,500 souls. One hundred years later, new technologies have revealed the most complete—and most intimate—images of the famous wreck.

More than two miles down, the ghostly bow of the Titanic emerges from the darkness on a dive by explorer and filmmaker James Cameron in 2001. The ship might have survived a head-on collision with an iceberg, but a sideswipe across her starboard side pierced too many of her watertight compartments.

Titanic’s battered stern is captured overhead here. Making sense of this tangle of metal presents endless challenges to experts. Says one, “If you’re going to interpret this stuff, you gotta love Picasso.”

With her rudder cleaving the sand and two propeller blades peeking from the murk, Titanic’s mangled stern rests on the abyssal plain, 1,970 feet south of the more photographed bow. This optical mosaic combines 300 high-resolution images taken on a 2010 expedition.

Two of Titanic’s engines lie exposed in a gaping cross section of the stern. Draped in “rusticles”—orange stalactites created by iron-eating bacteria—these massive structures, four stories tall, once powered the largest moving man-made object on Earth.

As the starboard profile shows, the Titanic buckled as it plowed nose-first into the seabed, leaving the forward hull buried deep in mud—obscuring, possibly forever, the mortal wounds inflicted by the iceberg.

Titanic’s battered stern, captured here in profile, bears witness to the extreme trauma inflicted upon it as it corkscrewed to the bottom.

Ethereal views of Titanic’s bow offer a comprehensiveness of detail never seen before. The optical mosaics each consist of 1,500 high-resolution images rectified using sonar data.With her rudder cleaving the sand and two propeller blades peeking from the murk, Titanic’s mangled stern rests on the abyssal plain, 1,970 feet south of the more photographed bow. This optical mosaic combines 300 high-resolution images taken on a 2010 expedition.

The propellers of the Olympic—the nearly identical sister ship of the Titanic—dwarf workers at the Belfast shipyard where both ocean liners were built. Few photographs exist of the Titanic, but the Olympic gives a sense of its grand design.

Interesting Facts About NIAGARA FALLS

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Wed, 16 May 2012 16:32:00 +0000

Interesting Facts About NIAGARA FALLS:

Niagara Falls At Night Niagara falls, which are massive waterfalls on the Niagara River, have always been popular for its enchanting beauty and its overpowering fascade. The name Niagara originates from an Iroquois word Onguiaahra which means the strait. Here are some interesting facts about Niagara falls:

1. Although the Niagara Waterfalls are not exceptionally high, they are very wide. The length of brink is 1060 feet while its overall height is 176 feet.

2. Niagara Falls are located on the international border that separates the Canadian province of Ontario and the American state of New York.

3.One of the oldest and best known tourist attractions at the Niagara Falls is the boat cruise called MAID OF THE MIST, which is named after an ancient Ongiara Indian mythical character.

FAMOUS VIETNAMESE SNAKE WINE

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Wed, 16 May 2012 16:28:00 +0000

FAMOUS VIETNAMESE SNAKE WINE:

Snake wine is an alcoholic beverage that includes a whole venomous snake in the bottle. It originated in Vietnam and can be found around Southeast Asia. The snakes, preferably venomous ones, are usually not preserved for their meat. They are preserved to have the snake poison dissolved in the liquor. However, because snake venom is protein-based, they are unfolded and therefore inactivated due to the influence of the denaturing effects of ethanol.

A large venomous snake can be placed into a glass jar of rice wine, often with many smaller snakes, turtles, insects, or birds, and left to steep for many months. The wine is drunk as a restorative in small shots or cups
Body fluids of snake are mixed into wine and consumed immediately in the form of a shot. Snake blood wine is prepared by slicing a snake along its belly and draining its blood into a mixing vat with rice wine or grain alcohol. Snake bile wine is done through a similar method by using the contents of the gall bladder. Snake meat, liver, and skin can be prepared to accompany the drinks.

10 Most Haunted Places in the World

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Tue, 15 May 2012 03:07:00 +0000

The ten Most Haunted Places in the World : 10. Berry Pomeroy Castle, Totness There are a number of legends associated with this 14th-century castle, and it has a reputation of being haunted. It has 2 famous female ghosts; the White Lady and the Blue Lady. According to legend the White Lady is the spirit of Margaret Pomeroy, who starved to death while imprisoned in the dungeons by her jealous sister. Apparently she haunts the dark dungeons, and rises from St Margaret’s Tower to the castle walls. The Blue Lady is not confined to specific areas and is supposed to lure people into parts of the ruin. Apparently it’s a very bad idea to follow her!

9. Dominican Hill, Baguio City, Philippines. According to some people the ghosts of people who were killed during the war haunt this place. Some say the patients who died here despite having the hope to be alive turned into ghosts. Hearing the banging of doors, windows, clattering of dishes and screaming voices during night are reported by people.

8. Edinburgh Castle, Edinburgh, Scotland This magnificent castle is typically medieval, perched atop a rocky crag, giving it an amazing vista of Scottish hills. But inside the empty halls and narrow streets of Edinburgh, there are the echoes of the dead. At least, that’s what has been reported. Hot spots for specters include the castle’s prison cells, the South Bridge vaults and Mary’s King Close, a disused street used to quarantine and eventually entomb victims of the plague. There are also reports of ghost dogs, a headless drummer, and the bodies of prisoners taken during the French seven-year war and the American War of Independence.

7. Monte Cristo, New South Wales, Australia Monte Cristo, Australia’s most haunted mansion is located in Junee, New South Wales. Mrs Crawley, the owner of the house never came out of her home after the death of her husband in 23 years of her remaining life except for two times. After her death her ghost haunts the place particularly her former room. Bodiless ghost, phantom face in the window, floating apparition, strange and ghostly voices, automatic turning on and off lights are some haunting experiences of the people. Some people reported that when they entered the boy’s bed room they were breathless and turned purple and almost died, they became normal after coming out from the room.

6. Ancient Ram Inn, Gloucestershire, England Whether you believe in ghosts or not, a trip to the Ancient Ram Inn is an unsettling experience. Its creaky floorboards, cold bare walls, musty smells and dimly lit nooks and crannies epitomise everything a haunted house should be. And the stories attached to this creepy building are not for the fainthearted: Murder, satanism and child sacrifice are just a few of the dark deeds said to have occurred here, oh and did we mention apparently it’s built on a pagan burial ground?

5. Highgate Cemetery, North London, England By night, Highgate Cemetery is like something out of a horror movie. Eerie crooked gravestones, headless angles covered in ivy, dark overgrown passages between the tombs, it’s no wonder this is Britain’s number-one ghost spot. Despite it’s chilling atmosphere, by day Highgate Cemetery showcases some of the Britain’s most spectacular Gothic architecture, offers fascinating guided tours. It’s also the burial place of Karl Marx.

4. Bhangarh Fort, India Bhangarh Fort is on way from Jaipur to Alwar in Rajasthan, India. According to a legend, Singhia, a black magic tantrik cursed the palace that everybody would die in the palace and their souls will stay there for centuries without rebirth. Another interesting point is, all the houses in this area are without roofs because whenever a house is built with roof, the roof collapses. This is the called most haunting place in India. People who visit this place experience anxiety and restlessness. It is said that nobody returns from this place that stays there after dark. Government prohibited this area from staying after sunset. You will find a board installed by Archaeological Survey of India displaying “Staying after sunset is strictly prohibited in this area”.

3. Screaming Tunnel, Niagara Falls, Ontario The haunting of the Screaming Tunnel is one of Niagara Falls’ most enduring legends. Located off Warner Road, the tunnel runs under the railway tracks that link Niagara Falls to Toronto and New York City. According to local legend, over a century ago, a farm house located just past the south entrance to the tunnel caught fire one night. A young girl, her clothes engulfed in flames, fled screaming from the house. She ran through the tunnel in an attempt to extinguish her garments but collapsed and died on the tunnel floor. A variation of this story has the girl set ablaze in the tunnel by her enraged father when he learned his wife had won custody of their children during an nasty divorce battle. Another version tells of a young girl who was raped inside the tunnel and her body burned to cover the evidence. All these stories allege that if you stand in the middle of the dark tunnel at midnight and light a match, the flame will go out and a girl’s screams will be heard.

2. Ohio University, Athens, America Ohio University is known in state folklore as the most haunted college campus. A large number of places on campus are said to be haunted, and numerous other popular tales are told about the university across Athens county. The British Society for Psychical Research claims that Athens, Ohio, is one of the most haunted places in the world. Wilson Hall, famous for a girl (a supposed witch)who killed herself moments after writing satanic and supernatural things on the wall in her own blood. The five cemetaries that form a pentagram that surrounds the campus, with the administrative building being in the center of the devil’s sign. Washington Hall, which is famous for housing a team of basketball players who all died in a terrible crashm their ghosts still haunt the hall, and you can sometimes hear them dribbling. The catacombs of Jefferson Hall, where numerous ghost sightings have occurred. And finally, for The Ridges, an abandoned insane asylum that was known for thousands of labotamies and electro shock treatments. Also, a patient who disappeared, and was found five weeks later, her body decomposed onto the floor and left a stain that outlines her body. This stain can still be seen today.

1. Changi Beach, Singapore Changi Beach served as a popular killing ground for the Japanese during the Sook Ching massacre of The Second World War. Thousands of Chinese were tortured and killed during this Operation as they were suspected of being anti-Japanese. Strange crying and screaming are reported by people. The heads of the Chinese dead bodies are sometimes seen flying everywhere and headless bodies walk around the beach. The scariest thing is that the ghosts leave blood stains. During nights people observe dug holes that appear as if they were used for burying bodies.

Thought For the Day :))

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Thu, 10 May 2012 11:36:00 +0000

Strength can help you to realize just how much potential lies within you. We all have those moments of doubt where we start believing that we aren't enough to achieve our goals but you must realize that what you can truly accomplish is far greater than what you think you can accomplish. Having the mental strength to get back up every time you fall down is tough and that is why most people choose the easy choice and just stay down. Living a life where you have decided to settle for less because of past failures or whatever fears you may have can lead to a ton of regret. Look, you only have one life to live so you need to dig deep and pull out everything you have and make this life one worth living.

China produces stamina enhancement pills from dead babies

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Thu, 10 May 2012 11:28:00 +0000

China produces stamina enhancement pills from dead babies :

That’s right, just when you thought you heard it all, China comes out with a stamina pill made from dead babies. A Korean TV documentary team went on a search for the truth behind the dead baby pill, and what they found was shocking. They tracked down a hospital that sells deceased babies, mostly abortions or still births, to medicine companies. When the hospital has a deceased baby case, the staff, who are openly involved, are instructed to immediately notify the medicine company. The documentary team reveals the super secret process of how the Dead Baby Pill is made. The medicine company stores these dead babies in a normal family’s refrigerator, so no one can find out. Then, when ready to use, they put the dead baby in a medical drying microwave, also located in someone’s house. Once dry, they grind it up and put it in the capsule. At a very high price the documentary team got their hands on some of these pill and had them tested. The results: 99.7% HUMAN From the test results they were also able to tell the gender and found hair and nail remnants. The business of the dead baby pill is secretive and expensive, but it’s not without the consent of the deceased mother. Microwave dried placenta is another brand of pill that are openly made by this medical company. I’m not sure if the placenta or the dead baby pill gives you more stamina, but I can tell you that I’m sticking with coffee..!! :P

GOOGLE PRIVATE BROWSER RUN MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS USING INCOGNITO

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Thu, 10 May 2012 11:25:00 +0000

GOOGLE PRIVATE BROWSER RUN MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS USING INCOGNITO i.e (CTRL+SHIFT+N):

Privacy mode or "private browsing", sometimes informally referred to as "porn mode", is a term that refers to privacy features by Incognito Browser. Historically speaking, web browsers store information such as browsing history, images, videos and text within cache. In contrast, privacy mode can be enabled so that the browser does not store this information for selected browsing sessions. This allows a person to browse the Web without storing local data that could be retrieved at a later date. It is of note that this offers virtually no privacy protection beyond the local level. For example, it is still possible to identify frequented websites by associating the IP address with the user on the server end. Privacy mode will also disable the storage of data in cookies or Flash cookies. Logging into different IDs is easier in Google Chrome Incognito mode that allows you to login multiple different instances of the same website. Since no session data is stored or transfered between the regular window and incognito window, you can stay loged in to all your accounts, and in addition log in to other accounts in the incognito window.

Facebook Statuses On Life

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Sun, 06 May 2012 14:14:00 +0000

As I lay down to sleep tonight, may the good Lord watch over and bless me and my children. May they give us good dreams and let us wake in the morning refreshed.

A whore on one side to feel like a boy and a woman on the other side so they can say their a man

you can't let anything get in the way of enjoying life you got 2 live it 2 the fullest mistakes may happen but everyone makes mistakes every now and then.:)

I'm going to treat people exactly as they have treated me. Most should be happy..many should be scared.

Take time to stop and smell the flowers. And if it's weed. Stop and smoke some.

call 1-800- I DON'T CARE and leave your complaints at the beep, if no one returns your call please know that clearly I DON'T CARE. Never have, never will.

when you have lived my life suffered my pain felt how i feel only then can you judge me

When life give you lemons make grape juice. When every one asks how the heck you did it tell them, "I am a follower of God !And God can do ANYTHING!"

P.O.O.P (powerless over other people)

When a girl keeps going back to a guy that treats her bad, it's not because she's stupid. It's because she's not ready to give up hope that he'll change for her

When your children are little, they walk on your toes...

When life's going great, live it to it's fullest. When life is hell, fight to make it good again. Don't give up!

If you fished the loser pond and are still alone. Perhaps it is Your fault. Look inside you and fix what needs to be fixed. Love yourself first and foremost!

bitching is a social disease once you have it the only way to get rid of it is to bend over and let someone kick you in the ass hard and hopefully that helps.

it never ceases to amaze that there are two sides to every story. Get both before you decide on which side you really believe

thinks laser eye surgery is the reason behind many late life divorces

If patience is a virtue, silence is golden, and good things come to those who wait, i should be happy, rich, and have an awesome man in my life!!

People with stupid opinion's should look in the mirror and wonder why their life is so boring that they have to worry about whats going on in mine!!

Over the years I have changed me for those around me, I lost me along the way. Time to get back to me!!

You only live once... Make the most of what you have.. there is no rewind button on life ; )

Rules of Life: Always Be Particular (in everything you do) & Always Be Prepared (Shave whatever needs shaving and wear pretty panties).~SPQ~ =D

In the end, we are all prisoners of our own mind.

Picture a child skipping down the street without a care in the world only to be tripped by a string pulled tight across the sidewalk...life is that string...

Its amazing how when you finally stop - stop wishing, stop hoping, stop looking - the most spectacular things happen. Life is so beautiful!

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is. Noise to appreciate silence. And absence to value presence.

Having class is having the ability to walk away from a bad situation with a smile on your face and a forgiveness in your heart.

why do people cum into our lives only to leave us knowing all the hurt we have all been through the last 3 yr well wot goes around cums around and u will get yr

I care about you so much. You're sick and I'm here for you, no matter what people say. They don't know you like I do and I'm here for you always!

I hate when someone says your not smart and ugly, so you doubt yourself. When in reality, they're just jealous of how smart and pretty you are compared to them.

Life will throw you curve balls, may God straighten them out before you catch them!

When life is shit. kill your self. simples :)

friends like you are here for a lifetime believe me <3

The truth only harms those who refuse to acknowledge it.

*~if i die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in a river @ dawn send me away with the words of a luv song, oh oh, oh oh~* :)

When you feel like you have gotten nowhere in life u need 2 look at all the blessings you have received in the past and know who blessed you.. =]

and business

hey i am who i am and nothing will ever change that. i may walk around actin like someone im not but thats done now!

The heart has no face, and love lives in the soul <3 a beautiful way of saying looks don't matter <3

Rendezvous and I'm thru with you :)

There is no such thing as coincidence or luck ..there's only God's path for us and if we CHOOSE to follow it or ignore it.

Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful... Remember that.

And screw everything else.

tears in my eyes pain in my heart i will never be happy whilst we are apart<3

"Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." - Albert Einstein

the same way, truth cannot be seen in a state of anger."

is chasing stars because trying to reach for them got to be a hassle :))

being happy doesn't mean every thing's okay...it only means you've decide to see things beyond life's imperfections...

My life is a continuous ride, filled with hills, valleys, bumps, thrills, challenges, tears, laughs. And I love it!

Misery is contagious so START BEING HAPPY!

If you are not gonna love me then leave me, if you are not gonna leave me then how about it I just do you the favor and make your life miserable?

your my everything u are all i need and all i want and that certain person who i want to love and will love forever and you knows its you babes

Life is like baseball sometimes you have to slide to be safe on a base. :)

There's at least one person that you can trust

We can only appreciate the miracle of a Sunrise if we have waited in the darkness.

If you don't fucking like someone might as well tell that person instead of lying to him/her everyday. Truth may hurt, but lies hurt WAY more </3

"The healthiest response to life is joy." -Deepak Chopra

In order to be honest with those you care about, you first have to be honest with yourself. Think about it.

A person is define by their actions Not their words. like that old phrase says (action speaks louder then words. by baby-girl

"no one ever said life would be easy, no one ever said life would be fair... we can"t always have the things we like, but we can always like the things we have"

overcome it do not let it overcome you.

Life isn't about waiting for the right time to do something, it's the time to do it and not wait because u could never get it.

If you can't stand behind our troops, then stand in front of them in the war zone! Always support our troops!

Sarcastic Humour

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Sun, 06 May 2012 14:09:00 +0000

Thanks alot too the ones who relax me,take my shit and get me wet!!!

You say I'm dirty minded... but how did you understand what I meant? ;)

Love me or Hate me...It's still an obsession and I win either way. Always =)

Did any body get the licence plate of that Mac truck that just ran my ass over!!

I just hate it when I wake up in the morning, and I forget to turn my swag on.

I can help you find what your looking for, step one, pull your head out your ass!

Did you just like your own status? Seriously, That's like calling you cell phone from your house phone to talk to yourself.

I so didn't fall for you... You fucking tripped me!

I'm surrounded by people suffering from Thy-Needith-to-Extracticus-thy-Headicus- from-thy-Buttockimus syndrome. Is there a cure?

I'm sorry but I have reached my maximum allowable exposure to stupidity limit for the day. I'll have to get back to you.

Is making some changes in their life, Feel free to comment, if I don't respond... well, then your one of the changes.

Sometimes when I'm bored, I walk into my room, and stand in there and pretend I'm a carrot.

When the phone rings and you want to screw with the caller, just answer saying, "Joe's Crematorium - You kill 'em, we grill 'em."

the blond couldn't figure out the tiger puzzle so she called her boyfriend when he came over he said " lets put the frosted flakes back in the box okay"

The BEST part of waking up? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.

Got visited by 3 spirits last night. Rum, Brandy & Tequila! You there, what day is it?

Lets start a story Ill start.There once was a pony.OKAY GO!!

People are like a box of chocolates... Some you regret ever trying, some are good, a few are great... and the nutty ones you keep around for a rainy day. lol

If i had a wedgie and no arms, would you help me pick it out?

"loves" people who are all "let's spread my personal life all over my facebook profile!" and then when you comment they're all "OMG! mind your business!"

If i was arrested for something what would it be for?

Airplane Puppies ! because there cockpits lol

What mad fucker made up the line "Have a happy period"? They should be sent to the bloody death chamber XS

How can a man leave their father & husband figure for a whore. Could it be that they wants to get their Bachelor's Pimp Degree. Fastest education ; D !!!

When the phone rings and you want to screw with the caller, just answer saying, "Bob's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!"

Hallmark: When you care enough to send the bullshit they REALLY want to hear!

So, I was thinking...there's a reason the knight in shining armor is covering their face... Happily ever after my ass!

. . . is pretty sure they knows folks who stood in line for second helpings of 'special kind of stupid'.

I'm not strange..I'm great with a splash of What the F**k

my mother made me female, my education made me smart, my life made me strong, and my ex's made me a BITCH!!! Thanks to everyone ;)

Sarcastic Statuses

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Sun, 06 May 2012 14:07:00 +0000

A new year is like a clean slate, just waiting for somebody to run their fingernails across it.

Sincerely, people of the world

Why is it that when you ask a man to do something and he doesn't, he's resting, but when you ask a woman to do something and she doesn't, she's lazy?

Love me or Hate me but either way i must be important bc u sure are thinkin bout me haha!!!

Don't take my kindness for weakness. Its because of your weakness I gave you my kindness.

OK, so let me get this straight, you want me to like you...but then you act like THAT?

thinks that it is not a bad thing to have low expectations. The lower your expectations, the less you are disappointed...

"The grass is always greener on the other side" is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit you will find there!!!

is free from any intimidation and colonialism and curse and check out to its paradise

When I had a heart attack, they wrote for an ambulance.

When faced with tough decisions ask your children for advice!

Keep talking shit bout me you're making me famous

Plain and Simple..Please leave my name out my mouth if you don't know me

We're friends. That means when you smile, I smile. You're sad, I'm sad. You laugh, I laugh. You hurt, I hurt. You need money...go to a bank, I'm broke!

When you see a packet of fags saying "Smoking kills". Well I need a sign in front of me saying "BOREDOM KILLS"..sigh x

what deeply twisted mind named the fear of long words "hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia". Whoever you are, you are a genius & I salute you.

If you don't know me when all is well, how about forgetting who I am when you need something from me...

So ladies, next time somebody calls you a bitch...SMILE...And say Thank You!

wants a dick shrinking powered to put in ex-husbands underwear!

There are many ways to win someone back. Drunk dialing them at 3am isn't one of them, LOL.

Hmmmm Common sense is that when you have 5 kids by 4 different fathers! Just Sayin.

Shut up everybody! Shut up! Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe. I'm trying to think! You, face the other way, you're putting me off!

Patience is a virtue,possess it if you can,seldom found in women,but NEVER in a man!

Hm-mm never say never? Sorry Justin but you just said it twice

Remember..Save your self respect...it's YOURS and no one Else's so don't just pass it out like a random bag of chips..guys don't like used up product!!

...marriage license is not a license to mistreat,disrespect..lie.

No I DIDN'T trip I just tackled the door because it was trying to throw a football to the other door!

One day, beyonce called Justin Bieber and asked if he wanted to sing her song at his concert. He asked which one. She laughed and replied, "If i was a boy".

Today when I got home I mistaken the boyfriend for the dog. *Mental Note To Self * Time to get a dog.

When you get ready to eat your words you might want to pull your head out of your ass first. Just sayin...

WOW! Some people never cease to AMAZE me! Seriously? Sucks when you don't have any control so you have to use others to control others huh?

Take your attitude and shove it!

u can manipulate, exaggerate and twist the truth all u want to make me look bad, but just remember don't underestimate me, i can f*** u over 10 times worse!!

I just discovered something that will improve my cooking powers, the smoke alarm is apparently not a timer...

Most Popular Facebook Statuses

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Sun, 06 May 2012 14:02:00 +0000

It's tough when someone special starts to ignore you, it's even tougher to pretend that you don't mind.

is missing someone and not telling who ;) its for me to know and you to figure out :P

Serendipity. Look for something, find something else, and realize that what you've found is more suited to your needs than what you thought you were looking for

I don't know where I stand with you and I don't know what I mean to you. All I do know is every time I think of you all I want is to be with you...

says don't spend your time looking at what you left behind cause you'll miss what's waiting for you ahead.

I'm perfect in my imperfections, secure in my insecurities, happy in my pain, strong in my weaknesses, and beautiful in my own way...I am ME!!!

whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc,

Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.

in the good old days, girls used to cook like their mothers, NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS...

Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful;-)

My body needs sleep ~ but my mind is in overload!

When u look at me , i get butterflies! When u smile at me, it makes me crush on u even more <3

is doing nothing, and doing it well.

My smile doesn't always mean 'I'm happy'. Sometimes it means 'I can manage', but sometimes it just means 'I'm tired of crying'.

...Always listen to your heart...it's on your left side..but it's always right!

is looking forward to closing a chapter on New Year's Eve and beginning their new adventures in 2011 :)

Life is made of choices,yes or no,up or down,in or out these are the choices that matter To love or to hate, hero or coward, to fight or give in,live or die

Don't you just hate that gnawing feeling in your stomach while you're waiting for something to happen?

If you don't know me, get to know me! Don't know something about me, ask me anything! But don't judge me from other people, cause I may just surprise you!!

I'm not special.. I'm a limited edition.

Everything happens for a reason, live it, love it, learn from it! Make your

There are very few people in this world that know the REAL me, the rest of you know the me I chose to let you see!

Wait! Think about me for just three seconds!..1..2..3..You just experienced the best damn 3 seconds of your life! Your welcome!

is learning that you'll never have EXACTLY what you want, but in the end God always gives you exactly what you need to make you into the person you should be.

wants to say thank you to all the people who walked into my life and made it outstanding and all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic!

a relationship doesn't need any promises, terms or conditions..it just need two wonderful persons "one who can trust & one who can understand"

one day, I'm gonna make the onions cry

Live for today, love for tomorrow, and laugh at all your yesterdays. Never regret the past, always hope for the future, and cherish every moment you have.

Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock each other down, irritate each other, hate each other but can't live without each other.

I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!

is having a conversation with someone who it bright, interesting and intelligent ... oh shit, I'm talking to myself again

The only people you need in your life is the one that need you in theirs. Don't make someone a priority if they only make you an option !

is dangerously hormonal today...

life is too short, laugh when u can, apologize when u should, and let go of what u cant change, Love deeply and forgive quickly.

:~ When life gives you questions, Google has answers!

Best Friends

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Sun, 06 May 2012 13:57:00 +0000

Life is like a puzzle, friends and family are the pieces, some will fit and others won't. Some will be lost and then found, but in the end it will all work out.

Friends just walk up to you and say " hi there" but best friends run up to you screaming "I FREAKING LUV YOU" without a care in the world who stares

Your my fruit to my loop the star to my burst ,the pop to my tart bust most importantly your the best to my friend<3

...I don't know what kind of friends you have but in this circle We take care of each other, We are family with or without blood ties

I would never betray my best friend. Seriously, they knows too much!

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

I miss my best friend <3

Every girl needs an old friend and a glass of wine.

a friend will help you up if you fall, a good friend will make sure you're okay, but a BEST friend will trip you again and laugh in your face.

- Sometimes being a friend means giving up something you love, even if it breaks your heart. There are just some friends, that its worth it.

If you hurt my Best Friend I will call Abby(from NCIS) and get their to help me make your death look like an accident!!

best friend, someone who every-time you think your going to get off they phone with them you somehow start up into yet another conversation

I lie awake at times asking my self "What did i do to deserve a best friend like u??" Ily

Fake friends are easy to find and easy to loose but real friends are the hardest to find and hardest to loose.

i= involve you

thinks a true friend is the one left standing by your side when the rest of world has walked out!

Friends are good, Best Friends are better, They're like sisters, but by choice.

a good friend will get up when u wake their, a best friend will smack u in the face and say leave me alone bitch im tryin to sleep! :P

We're obsessed?-We're just BestFriends.,x

even when you have lost faith in yourself

...And people thought Barbies were fake...wait till they meet you!!

Mom: a girl's TRUE best friend! :) The best thing about a mom: they HAS been through what u r going through, when they was ur age... Moms r the BEST! :)

Not every-ones gonna be there for you when your down but a couple will be and those are your true friends :)

What make a best friend you ask? A best friend is one who accepts you for who are, stands beside your side through thick and thin & does not judge you!!

A friend will be there beside you drying your tears away... A best friend will be skipping along side you singing "Someone's gonna get it" with a shovel. <3

A friend wouldn't say "Well,your in shit" they would say "Well WE'RE in shit!" :P

best friends are always there for you through thick and thin no matter how wild things get they will always be by your side love u my friends xxx

It's sad when we let best friends turn into just friends, and friends turn into people we know, and people we know turn into just people.

The best kind of relationship is when they're not only your boyfriend, but your bestfriend too. <3

Were best friends; when you laugh i laugh, you cry i cry, you jump off a bridge I'm going to miss you just kidding i will be at the bottom waiting to catch you.

strangers stab u in the tummy,friends stab u in the back, boys stab u in the heart,but sisters just stab u with bendy straws!!

Only true friends dance in the middle of the street during a thunderstorm together.

A best friend can see when you're sad.A best friend can see when you're mad.A best friend can tell when you're crying.A best friend can tell when you're lying!

Life Phrases

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Sun, 06 May 2012 13:53:00 +0000

Why is it when you want something so bad you cant have it and everything you don't want pretty much falls at your feet ready for you to take.

Life is an echo; all comes back, the good, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u

You know your doing something right in life when its making other people jealous!!

says hearts and minds are like parachutes...they only work when they"re open.

Life happens everyday; cherish the special moments and let the rest roll on by.

God doesn't give you the people you want in your life, you're given the ones you need so you can become the person you want to be.*

If you live to be 100, then i want to live be 100 minus a day, so I never have to live without you! ~ from Winnie the Pooh to Christopher Robin

Blink away the tears, walk forward. Even if the first step hurts, believe that everything will be okay. Maybe someday it will.

Treasure all you can hold today, as tomorrow it can be swiftly taken.

there's always going to be risks in life no matter what you do. you just have to choose what risks you want to take.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still alive.

I'd like to thank all those dumb ass, low-life losers who made me what I am today. without u, I wouldn't have found them!! Love u babe!!

says, you come into this life alone, you leave this life alone, so what you do in between, should be full of what makes you happy. It's all you get! ~

"where there's a will, there's a way." . In reality: Where there's money, there's a way.

One half of knowing what you want is knowing what you must give up before you get it. ~Sidney Howard

so many times you are there for people who need you, that you forget what it is like to have someone be there for YOU!

You'll never learn to become Old and Wise if you never lived young and crazy - Jeff da Ponte -

To the world, you are but one person, but to one person, you just might be the world!

People think they can read me like a book, but the truth is they only read what I want them to read.

I realized maybe the right guy for a girl is when shits going down and they's doing everything just to keep you there with them

Never: make a promise if you cant stick with it, start if you don't have plans to finish, speak if you don't mean it, love if you can't handle it...

live life to the fullest. be crazy and dumb. you only live once.

~Our lives can be changed in a matter of seconds~

walk a mile, nah, try riding a mile in my head and see how far you get before you jump on the short bus and beg for the white coat that lets you hug yourself

Inspirational

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Sun, 06 May 2012 13:50:00 +0000

" Failure doesn't come from falling down... Failure comes from not getting up."

The STRONGEST actions for a women is to love themself, be themself, and shine amongst those who never believed they could!

But God hath promised, strength for today, rest for the labor, light for the way. Grace for the trials, help from above. Unfailing sympathy, undying love.

Never give in, never give up, never surrender no matter what!

has decided not to give up, to wait as long as it takes...because I can see the prize and it's worth all of it. :)

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind!" - Dalai Lama

"I know that I can make it, I know that I can stand! No matter what may come my way, My life is in your hands!" {Kirk Franklin}

Slow to trust, but I'm quick to love. I wish too hard, and I give too much. I ain't saying' I'm perfect, but I promise I'm worth it ~ Sugar land

When life kicks you down, get back up. and when it kicks ya down again, just get back up again and kick it back! Never give in and never give up!

~*~*~Smiling is infectious, You can catch it like the flu. Someone smiled at me today, And I started smiling too. :) ~*~*~

Loving everyone as much as possible; Being who I am, and accepting others for what they are; Believing in myself when nobody else does, is what makes me happy..

You never no what will happen today, tomorrow, and the next after tomorrow. . that's why I'm saying sorry and thank you for being a part of my past. :)

Life gives answer in 3 ways : " It says YES and gives you what you want, It says NO and gives you something better and It says WAIT and gives you the best

"Scars remind us of where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going."

God, Grant me the serenity to accept the things that we can not change, the courage to change the things that we can and the wisdom to know the difference!!

What happens in 2010, stays in 2010.

Why look behind you, you can't change it. Why fret over the future, it's not here. Why don't you live for today, and make it so wonderful it's worth remembering

Funny crazy

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Sun, 06 May 2012 13:44:00 +0000

wants to run up to someone, slap them in the face and scream" you know why!" just to see what they'll do.

I was walking along minding my own business when I accidentally ran into a dwarf. they says to me "I am NOT happy!!" so I say.."well...which one are you then??
A person who hates me says "Hey your a bitch!"

Even my life ain't virgin anymore, Its all fucked up..

Him: I love to be home alone

is having one of them days when you just wanna punt a midget across the yard and yell "come back when they found the rest of ya"

Her: well I'm sorry that i thought u were gonna have a tea party gosh

Perfection doesn't exist, and beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so find beauty in me or get used to my flaws because I don't feel like changing. :)

No. I'm not talking to myself because I'm crazy, I'm talking to myself because it's the only intelligent conversation I can get around here sometimes!

So, apparently...it is severely frowned upon to open a bag of skittles in the store and pelt your fellow customers with them, while yelling "Taste the Rainbow!"

Needed: Sign to stand on corner to collect money to refill my wallet after spending it all on Christmas if you see me at your local intersection please help :)

is going 2 walmart and When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream " No, no! It's those voices again!"

#456- spray paint urself blue and walk around saying yeah I'm avatar

is going to a fancy dress party in just their underwear. and when people ask "what you here as" I'll say "A Premature Ejaculation, I've just come in my pants!"

Girl: yes my boobs

I love you, you love me together we will rape barney

You know if a man masturbates At least twice a day it reduces their chance of getting Prostate cancer I worked it out for me and works out I'm immortal.

Opened the paper and they just interviewed jedward's Mum.

says: fishing is every person's best friend...

Sure i might be random and crazy well and kinda not normal, but you know you love me!

be afraid,be very afraid I am totally unsupervised
I dare you to look at a mirror and punch yourself lightly in the head a few times and not laugh at the jackass in front of you.

No officer, I did not hit their, I simply Fist Pumped their face!

"Stalking" is such a negative word, I prefer the phrase "Keeping in touch"

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"

Guys Guys Guys I'm not retarded I'm...SEMI RETARDED

Funny random statuses

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Sun, 06 May 2012 13:12:00 +0000

The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog.

The biggest lie I tell myself is: “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

Two girls wear the same shirt: “She copied my style!” Two guys wear the same shirt: “BRO!”

The awkward moment when you realise you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.

I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce.”

I hate people that don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Their so stupid…….

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

The awkward moment when you get a mini heart attack because you can’t feel your phone/iPod in your pocket.

I’m totally fine with favoritism as long as I’m the favorite.

Crocs: Making humans look like idiots since 2002.

Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if it’s worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning..

I hate that moment where everyone around me is in a relationship and I’m just sitting there like ‘I love food.’

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Running beside your best friend and pushing them into something.

Funny Statuses

noreply@blogger.com (lolingninja) — Sun, 06 May 2012 13:09:00 +0000

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..

Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight.

If someone doesn’t appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence.

Whenever I talk with someone who stutters… I yell “REMIX”

The awkward moment when you run over your own banana peel in Mario cart.

2013. The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

LIKE if you LOVE those conversations you skip sleep for.

Everyone has that “make the other person sound incredibly stupid” voice when describing an argument.

That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.
Giving your friend “the look” when you see someone attractive.

Every day, I think about texting you first. But then I think, “If you really wanted to talk to me, you’d text me first.”

Oh, you only live once? I had no idea, please tell me more.

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
You’re just as useful as a Red Light on Grand Theft Auto.

suns upside down is still suns MIND = BLOWN