Long Distance Without the Distance (LDWTD)

P rod Nike SB Commercial

2009-08-07T08:40:00.001-07:00

ping pong ball tricks

2009-04-09T23:46:00.000-07:00

punch in the FACE!

2009-03-03T07:29:00.000-08:00

I love the Foo Fighters part. cracks me up every time!!!

so true and sucha hilarious joke

2008-12-18T06:41:00.000-08:00

Her side of the story:

He was in an odd mood Sunday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a drink. I had spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it.

the conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him and he said "no." But still I wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything.

We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So i tried to get him to talk but he just turned on the TV. Reluctantly, i said i was going to go to bed. then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, We made sweet passionate love! But, he still seemed rather distracted, so after wards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.
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His side of the story:

Packers lost. Got laid though.

Venice Art Walls - CA public graffiti walls

2008-12-14T07:55:00.000-08:00

This is a pretty solid site I came across the other day. Called http://www.veniceartwalls.com and its a place for people to freely express their art with apermit during work hours. not exactly very illegal but still a pretty neat idea right on the beach.

Jizzed in my pants! (I almost did when I saw this)

2008-12-09T20:26:00.000-08:00

SNL Digital Short - Jizz in my pants - 12/06/08 - watch more funny videos

Ted.com the greatest site you've never heard of

2008-12-06T09:06:00.000-08:00

www.Ted.com is a collaboration of all the incredible speakers and speaches from brilliant people. I have a hard time sleeping without watching a few of these to learn about whats going on. these people are the best of the best at what they do and they are sharing... this site keeps you in the know with everything that is being worked on right now. here is one of my favorite videos.

graffiti art everywhere

2008-11-29T08:00:00.000-08:00

i think this is a little much. i'm not even sure if they photoshoped it in.... but i mean, there is someone out there that would do this to their kitchen.

Dorm rooms are now hotels!

2008-11-25T20:27:00.000-08:00

So I'm in my sisters dorm right now and i swear.... i'm staying in a hotel. everything is brand new and clean. I mean, i lived in a very nice dorm when i was a freshman a few years back but this is re god damn diculous. All the hi-tech security keys and shit. it's awesome.

now don't get me wrong, she is here on a full ride to play golf, but there are other people in this dorm that are not athletes. this place (smith hall) is friggin sweet, and the place that she is living in next year isn't even totally built yet. that means it's gonna be friggin brand new and amazing!

also things to note:

I went to ians pizza tonight and a single slice of mac and cheese pizza has officially changed my life. wow.... i mean wow.

have a good turkey day!

CannonBall Run and The Gumball 3000

2008-11-18T06:55:00.000-08:00

if somehow you tell me that this is not the best begining to a movie you have ever seen you are stupid. but seriously a little background to these movies. they made these comedies loosely based on the NY-LA. In the 70s, brock yates came up with the idea of running from NY to LA as fast as you CAN, WINNER TAKE ALL $50k. Then that sparked the gumball3000 which is... lets get the fastest fucking cars together with a 100,000 entry fee and organize a race all over the place, winner take all.

Gumball 3000 was founded in 1999 by Maximillion Cooper. Cooper invited 50 of his wealthiest friends to take part in a 6 day 3000 mile drive around Europe, partying every night. The event started off with a wild party with some of Londons A-list including Kate Moss, Guy Ritchie, Billy Zane, Chris Eubank, Dannii Minogue.

The second rally was held in May 2000. Beginning at Marble Arch in London and continuing to Stansted Airport, where all cars and people were airlifted to a private airport in Spain. The rally then progressed through Bilbao, Cannes, Milan, Hotel Bühlerhöhe Castle near Baden-Baden (Germany), the Nürburgring GP circuit and Hamburg before returning to London. Pretty freakin crazy ass route!

Light Graffiti

2008-11-09T13:37:00.000-08:00

So this is pretty cool stuff. graffiti done with a camera, i think they slow down the shutter speen and then just run around. either way it's incredible that they can make these things without even seeing them. like, when they are moving the lights around there is no mark so they are just drawing from memory and pure skill.

Vector Graffiti Temps

2008-11-06T08:35:00.000-08:00

This is a great way to make stencils.... start with a vector graphic.... print it... put it on some cardboard..... cut it out and then go to town. different colors means different layers. each color gets a template.

grafffiti is FUN

2008-10-30T19:20:00.000-07:00

i know i've been doing a lot of graffiti stuff latley.... but im on a kick. sometimes i just cant get enough of it. this is one of the best kinds of graf. taking a negative and making it a positive.

3D graffiti

2008-10-28T20:48:00.001-07:00

this is pretty cool.... there is a chalk artist in NYC that does the same kinda stuff. if you stand in the right place you can see it just right. so in reality, looking from the side, the width of the steps is really long and out of proportion. but with the right angle it looks 3D. pretty rocking stuff

Seth Green Video (Sex Drive Movie Clip)

2008-10-27T10:08:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA This is classic, especially considering the fact that i used to live in an Ahmish rich area.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Graffin with phat caps

2008-10-24T10:49:00.000-07:00

fat caps are pretty damn solid if used the right way. the absract with the red ball an chain is a perfect example. you use the cap for all its worth. the only drawback it the fact it dumps a whole can in like 10 seconds. shit.

Good use of tagging! ha

2008-10-24T10:45:00.001-07:00

Presidential dance-off video

2008-10-23T22:33:00.000-07:00

reverse graffiti in tunnels

2008-10-23T09:34:00.000-07:00

this is amazing. it's not damaging to anything and you get to rock a mural. the guy cleans instead of painting. he waited to get aressted and they couldn't charge him with anything... so genius!

CREDIT

peyton manning commercials

2008-10-21T18:18:00.000-07:00

i was thinking about how many awesome commercials peyton manning is in so i thought i would post my top 10... here goes.

ok ok 11

Lion riding a horse. Are you serious?

2008-10-20T20:54:00.000-07:00

i'm guessing they took the lion from birth and trained it it's whole life to do that... then told the whole world the lion was 18 when it was really 16 years old and illegal in the horse riding olympics. China.... you would.

A lion rides a horse in a circus show in Xiamen in southeast China's Fujian province Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2008. The circus shows are being held during a golden week holiday to mark China's National Day, the 59th anniversary of the founding of communist China.

-yahoo news

Vegas baby!

2008-10-17T23:48:00.000-07:00

I was doing a little gambling in the stratusphere tonight and thought about base jumping the roof. it had to have been done... i mean it had to have.

What the HELL? peachez???

2008-10-14T13:06:00.001-07:00

for the first time ever i have been silenced.

wall sculpture

2008-10-13T16:33:00.000-07:00

American sculptor Tara Donovan has transformed huge volumes of everyday items into stunning works of phenomenal impact. There is an exhibition at the Boston ICA.

Styrofoam Cups

Toothpicks

CREDIT

funny mpeg ideas for advertising

2008-10-11T19:58:00.000-07:00

I came across this the other day.... prett freaking hilarious! In the corner it says... "flowers would've been a better idea" hahahaha