Everyday Lotus

2/12: February 2009

Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 02:27:23 +0000

“The desire of the man is for the woman, but the desire of the woman is for the desire of the man.”

-Madame de Stael

1/12: January 2009

Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 18:15:04 +0000

January Rack Shot

Happy Valentines Day.

(Late) 2008 Year In Review

Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:47:59 +0000

Everyone does a stupid Year In Review post. (Yes, your Year in Review post was stupid. So there.)

Here’s the one I think best fits here:

Because, really, what can you say about 2008 that was any better than that? You were able to read it in less than 3 seconds, it made you smile, and nobody cried or got sentimental.

Okay, okay. I lied. Because who doesn’t get a little teary about a good rack shot?

If it’s you, you are dead to me.

For 2009: Monthly Themed Rack Shots.

Are you ready to pre-order your Sarcastic Rack 2010 Calendar?

Ohhhh yeah.

December 2008 Rack

Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 06:21:07 +0000

Wrapping up 2008 with a bang.

Last BEWB shot of 2008! Enjoy and Happy New Year, all!

133: November Rack

Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:39:14 +0000

Pregnancy Does A Rack Good.

Neglect

Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:08:18 +0000

That’s a pretty good word to sum up what I’ve been doing to this website, as well as the photo journal of Braden… and my review site, and the kitchen sink, the toilets, the laundry, the vacuuming… maybe I should just say, “Everything.”

I’m not sure if this is the pregnancy cocktail of hormones lulling me into “I Don’t Give A Shitness” or if it’s the Seasonal Blues I tend to get every year. Probably a mixture of both - and it has me feeling completely tired and unmotivated. Beyond that, I only have moments of actually caring. Like right now, clearly, as I am typing this.

If you needed a more visual sign that I’ve let things slip - I haven’t posted a Rack shot for September or October!

Fortunately, I did take them. The BEWBS were not lost in time! *whew*

So, to make up for my generally apathetic, shitty tone: Boobies.

September ‘08

October ‘08

Peace be with you… and now I’m going to put all my energy into doing nothing some more.

Total Guy Moment

Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 08:23:41 +0000

Male readers will appreciate the pose Braden is striking in this shot.

I called it a pose, but he was really totally relaxed. Watching TV.

My little dude.

Monkey Toes Giveaway Sister Post!

Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:00:28 +0000

There’s a Monkey Toes Giveaway going on over at Who Doesn’t Like Free? right now and this is the “sister post” for comment entries to the contest!

Your choice of either a pair of:

Limited Edition Glow Bugs Tennis Shoes (only available until October 15th!)

(more styles available, see site)

or a pair of

Glow Bugs Mjs

(more styles available, see site)

You can enter here once a day from 11PM, CST September 24 to 11PM, CST October 1st…

And the same over at the Monkey Toes Giveaway Post at Who Doesn’t Like Free? for a total of 2 possible entries every day between 11PM, CST September 24 to 11PM, CST October 1st.

No more than 2 per day, one on each post, will be counted per person!

130: The August 2008 Rack

Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:30:52 +0000

It would be a travesty if I didn’t post this photo on yet another blog.

Yes, I enjoy putting my boobies online. Apparently.

129: Face More Like The Old One

Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:01:00 +0000

Really, just more of the same narcissistic face posting.

The new hairstyle has my hair parted on the other side for the first time in… well, my life, actually. It’s a quite severe part, as well. And it’s surprising how much a small change like that makes a big impact on your look.

Incidentally, my face is also starting to look more like it did years ago, before I added on all the pounds. Losing weight will have that effect, I guess!

Here’s a picture of me from October 2004 as a comparison:

VS. July 5, 2008, when I was just starting to diet and exercise:

Pretty glad to start looking more like my “old self” again.