This is how I get to work every morning.

Found by: me

“What? You don’t know who Justin Bieber is? Have you been living under a rock?”

Why, yes. Yes, I have. And I like it here. Please shut the door on your way out.

Found by: Kristi

Loveliest comment, by Kate: Sadly, foreclosures in the Shire were at an all-time high.

I am so sorry for your loss, dear TV… unless the homeowners have actually had a loss in which case, ironically, my guilt about making this joke overpowers the sorriness.

Found By: Cooper

Loveliest comment by the ever-quotable JMixx: Apparently the garden is boring; all the flowers have come indoors to watch T.V.

For in that listing of houses what photos may come,
When we have wrapped up this mortal coil,
Must give us the correct time.

(My new lolcat overlord, lollerderby, wrote the headline for this. She’s concerned that it’s too subtle. To make her feel better, I have poured soup over my tie gotten even more cryptic. And ridiculous.)

Found By: Zoe

Loveliest comment, by SM: How can you eat at a time like this!

Yes, yes, I’m sure these domes are delightful. Unfortunately there’s an image I can’t get out of my head, one that makes me reluctant to move in:

So, that’s not going to work for me. Ah well.

P.S. They do gift certificates!

Found by: froggymama

Loveliest comment, by Margaret:
There was an old woman who lived in a cherry.
She had so many children, she nipped at the sherry.
She gave them bananas without any split,
Then whipped them and sent them to bed in the pit.

What is that thing in the kitchen? I do not know. Who will tell me what it is?

Oh! It is a big granite island! It is! It is! It is big.

This granite island is bigger:

…but it is not for sale. We will not put a “Bigger Granite Island” sign on it.

Found By: Lynette

Loveliest comment, by alissagrosso: There are many mysterious real estate pictures I have seen on this site that I would have appreciated labels for, but sadly this was not one of them.

Nooo! Chair! What are you doing? Don’t listen to them! Stay here with us! There is no next level!

Oddly enough, there’s a real estate angle to this. Read about it here, if you have the stomach for it.

Found By: Jessie (not from a listing)

I shall move in here. Every day the schoolbus will back up the driveway, open its back doors, and dump my kids into the big funnel that leads to their rooms.

Wheeee!

Found by: Erin

Loveliest comment, by JMixx: “The original, heavy security doors are built to withstand a 2000 lb blast and are at the underground home entrance.”

That’s IT! I am DONE with poking my potatoes with a fork before I microwave them.

What? Is that not enough? Here, have some more.

A local informant — wait, I’m a local informant — well, a different local informant informs me that the kitchen has 28 outlets. One for the coffee maker, one for the coffee grinder, one for the toaster, and 25 for… for… for the floor polishing machines you and your family can ride around on! Whee!

But wait! What’s that out back? Ohhh… it’s Chair’s own little bit of Eden. Let’s tiptoe away and leave them in peace.

Found by: Dylan

Loveliest comment, by PepperjackCandy: My ex was always putting furniture in front of the outlets. And I was always complaining about it. This looks like they had a similar situation, only the husband had the know-how to say, “You don’t like that desk in front of the outlet? How about an outlet HERE! And HERE! And HERE!”

http://feeds.feedburner.com/lovelylisting

There are others floating around, but this is the best. Thank you!