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	<description>Consultant. Artist. Father. Writer. Idot.</description>
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		<title>Dear Lucky</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, I received a letter from a reader, seeking advice.  I guess the nearly two year&#8217;s worth of columns filled with wisdom, observation on human nature, and dick jokes as proven to my audience that I am like a white, digital Buddha.  Of course, I could never turn away such a request for help.  Here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My First Kiss (Almost)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[There are a lot of things that people can say about me that are not only accurate, but also high incriminating.  And mostly I&#8217;m proud of these misdeeds.  I&#8217;ve already divulged my exploits as a failed insurance cheat, a white devil involved in blaxploitation, the soul crushing hazing that we placed on a physically handicapped [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For Sale: USA®</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:46:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome back, faithful readers!  My two-month hiatus to finish my second is finito and the rough draft is done.  I&#8217;m happily back to producing poorly contrived, irresponsibly moronic content to only make the Internet less useful.  I like to think that I&#8217;m doing the Lord&#8217;s work.
Anyways, a lot has happened during the break that could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How the USA Can Win the World Cup</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The final 32 teams of the FIFA 2010 World Cup have been decided, the nineteenth grand tournament of world football.  It is bigger than the Olympics.  It is bigger than the United Nations.  It is bigger than World of Warcraft.  I am happy to say that my country (THE United States of America), the place [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The SAT &amp; Other Useless Tests</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.luckyrob.com/?p=2327</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In school, particularly high school, so much is predicated off of national, standardized tests.  You know the ones that were designed so that Jerome and Pedro would never have a shot at college?  The same ones that were designed so that Wang and Rajindra could deliver perfect scores and skew the entire average for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kyle McShitt</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Luckyrob/~3/AmttlCbNXRE/</link>
		<comments>http://www.luckyrob.com/2009/11/kyle-mcshitt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;ve mentioned ad nauseum in this column, I was in a fraternity during college.  Greek life.  For the uninitiated, fraternities are blessings from blue-eyed, blonde-haired baby Jesus, collections of young men hungry for beer, pool, video games, and sorority tah-tahs.  I was a Fiji, which meant I was too smart to have anything to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Psychic Friend</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[20th lvl Nerd]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Psychic Friends phenomenon first hit in the late 1980s.  I remember it well, because I was just around ten years old.  Remember this was early ESP, way before Cleo or John Edwards.  This even before Dionne Warwick.  I can&#8217;t remember how they advertised, probably the same as they do now &#8230; late night or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stillwater Soccer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Stillwater High School Soccer.
Few organizations can boast such a fruitless, ineffectual record of utter failure and disaster.  I present to you a collection of approximately 25 young men in Stillwater, Oklahoma that trained diligently under professional coaching yet could not have executed the World Game more poorly if we were playing on a mud slide [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I Were A Super Villain …</title>
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		<comments>http://www.luckyrob.com/2009/10/if-i-were-a-super-villain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was a kid, after seeing Tim Burton&#8217;s Batman (1989), I had this novel idea to be a costumed crime fighter.  That&#8217;s right, I thought that with a combination of training, Eastern philosophy, and a shitload of guns I could stalk the mean streets of New York looking to do good deeds and bring [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Philosophy of War</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Luckyrob/~3/8_qk-UwElec/</link>
		<comments>http://www.luckyrob.com/2009/10/my-philosophy-of-war/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 05:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[America is faced with great problems and they only seem to get greater as each year passes by.  It&#8217;s like we&#8217;ve got a huge scale with good stuff on one side and bad stuff on the other.  Each year more turd burgers get stacked on the bad side.  These turd burgers only fester and grow [...]]]></description>
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