Encourage your 3+ year old to toy with razors with the ‘Rub a Dub – Shaving in the Tub’ kit. Spotted in a toy store in Windsor.

Speechless…

“Finally, a way to keep your food, cell phone, pen & paper, etc. at your fingertips while you drive. No more lunches in your lap!
Tray’s textured surface keeps items from sliding all over the place and a long jointed arm may be raised or lowered to suit your preferences. Swivel it over to the passenger side when you don’t need it.”

[via Things Your Never Knew Existed]

Gallery of, you guessed it, stuff that kids ruined. Amusingly pitched as “THE STRONGEST VISUAL BIRTH CONTROL ON THE MARKET TODAY”

Full gallery can be found on ShitMyKidsRuined.com (Some NSFW and some just plain nasty)

Raising a baby is a tough gig. “Experts” declare at every turn that the wrong decisions on nutrition, napping or enrichment will render your child emotionally barren, homeless, sexually deviant and, worst of all, short. It’s no wonder child rearing products are such a huge industry.

The Zaky Infant Pillow will simulate your touch to soothe your child into rest, provided the baby is accustomed to being palmed by disembodied sausage-fingers.

This product, previously named My First Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Trainer , appears to be primarily designed to protect the baby’s head in the event of shark attack.

Pro: The whoopee cushion will inevitably self-inflate given enough time and a diet rich in legumes

Con: The instant someone opts to sit on it the joke will take a horrible, strangely poetic turn

Find a full gallery of 20 such gems over at our friends cracked.com

Back in the good ol’ days of shameless tobacco advertising, it was amazing what was deemed an appropriate endorsement…

No idea if this is genuine or not but quite amusing, regardless.

[via BoingBoing]

Say hello to my little friends…

Great gallery of creepy children’s book covers. Some quite amusing, others just plain sinister.

Full gallery here, courtesy of The Huffington Post