http://www.lunaticfish.com A snazzy rss feed of the random and twisted LunaticFish.com weblog postings. http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_SAFEYEAR09 Well I renewed the domain for another year, so the Fish is safe for now. Not really sure what I'm doing with it though at the moment. The podcast is on an indefinite hiatus for a number of reasons but may be back later in the year. Everyone's wandered off really! Then there's this whole swine flu pandemic ... Wed, 6 May 2009 10:59:58 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_SAINTSROW2 So for those of you that know me, you've probably gathered I'm something of a fan of gaming. I've owned consoles and computers as far back as the original Atari 2600 and Amstrad CPC's of the 80's, and played games on pretty much all of them. So I've seen buggy games. But the big ones have usually been restricted ... Thu, 5 Feb 2009 12:56:09 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_PCFUCKED So we've had to move servers. Couldn't have happened at a worse time... Everything's gone a bit tits up as they say. At the moment, the podcast part of the site is a bit unstable, so if you're here for that it may or may not work. Speaking of the podcast, we also had episode 8 in the can ... Sun, 25 Jan 2009 14:30:35 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_PRINTERSMASH So my printer finally bit the dust. After owning it for three years and getting nothing but trouble every time I needed to use the bloody thing, this little video clip is something I promised myself. A little payback for all the chewed paper, blocked nozzles and ding dong noises it's so graciously ... Wed, 3 Sep 2008 17:59:47 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_SICKWRONG Like this shit? Well you'll no doubt love the Sick and Wrong podcast. I'm not into plugging stuff on this site (oo-err) but, I'm a fan and they've been cool enough to link to us. So yes, if you like this stuff, check them out. Oh and if you're wondering when the next episode of our podcast ... Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:53:03 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_HITRUN To the young black man that hit my car last night, Thank you so much for reversing your Audi A4 into the front of my car last night at great speed and subsequently causing enough damage to write it off. Regular readers of my website and listeners to our podcast will no doubt be aware of my great ... Mon, 5 May 2008 17:20:45 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_UNBELIEVABLE2 So, yes, being the video game freak I sometimes am, there I was picking my pre-order for Grand Theft Auto IV up this morning not long after the shop opened. Yes, that's right, Grand Theft Auto IV. The all singing, all dancing, all shooting, all swearing, violence and carjacking extravaganza is finally with us after an epic wait. ... Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:29:24 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_VIOLENTVIDEO There has been a lot of debate recently here in the United Kingdom about violent video games and children. It's a subject that comes up a lot, usually when someone's looking for a scapegoat or a bandwagon to jump on. Fortunately it usually goes away without much debate, but the most recent resurfacing had calls for a new ... Sat, 5 Apr 2008 17:37:17 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_WEARINGPETS And to think ... I actually predicted this years ago with one of our classified adverts! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7304452.stm Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:03:00 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_HMCARROT This carrot knows how to rock! m/ m/ Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:39:39 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_HOLIDAYS Happy non-specific-wouldn't-want-to-offend-anyone-based-on-whatever-false-deity-they-choose-to imagine-exists-but-still-want-to-jump-on-the-solstice-bandwagon-anyway holidays from everyone at the fish!Drink lots, be merry, be sick somewhere. See you all in the new year. Tue, 25 Dec 2007 23:29:00 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_ADVERTRANT1 Oi! Tarts! Get off my telly! Is it me or are the advert breaks in the small amount of television I actually find worth watching, getting longer and less varied. Every once in a while an absolute gem of an ... Sun, 9 Dec 2007 15:59:40 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_TOPSEARCH1107 It never fails to make me laugh when I check the statistics for this site and see some of the search terms people have used to find this site. In the last month alone we've had some classics such as: 'Beard unpleasant during sex' This one I have no idea about, but ... Fri, 23 Nov 2007 23:29:46 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_TAR It never rains, or pours for that matter. For me, it tends to dribble slowly but relentlessly. Being home proud is something fairly new to me, having lived with either my parents, or in grotty rented accommodation until fairly recently. But after finally getting a foot on the property ladder earlier this year, and even more amazingly without ... Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:19:04 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_FORTUNEFISH As if bringing back the alternative lyrics wasn't enough, I'm proud to present the return of The Almost Incredible Fortune Fish, where you can once again get your daily bit of useless (and sometimes downright nasty) advice. Give it a whirl now by clicking here. Enjoy! Thu, 22 Nov 2007 23:59:51 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_LYRICS Well it took some doing, but after lots of digging through the old site archives we've brought back the alternative lyrics section. Ever got a song stuck in your head? Well this is what happens when one gets stuck in ours...Check it out here. Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:46:38 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_DOWNTIME Apologies to all our readers for the lack of updates lately. I've been trying to post a bunch of new features but it seems something is going on with our host provider. I wouldn't be surprised if all of a sudden the site goes offline, but don't worry, if it does, the first thing I'll do is change ... Tue, 13 Nov 2007 22:46:21 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_FACEBOOK1 Pictures of pets... Lovely aren't they? I've always figured that one day some mad trend would come along, sweep everyone up and leave me as the only sod who didn't understand it all. When that day comes I would sit back and ... Thu, 25 Oct 2007 23:44:59 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_NUDITY1 There are few things I find funnier in this world than when a person of the elderly persuasion makes the 'disgusted face'. You know, that scowl of disgust they pull when they see something being committed by anything younger than them that they don't fully approve of. I've been on the business end of that look more times ... Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:01:30 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_PORNHISTORY In these days where what little watchable television we ever had has been so horribly diluted across countless channels showing all the greatest 'lowest common denominator' programming, I always took some comfort in the fact that there was at least one channel that hadn't jumped on the tits and arse bandwagon. Whilst not really my cup of tea, the ... Fri, 12 Oct 2007 00:51:47 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_LOAD Speaking of spam emails, have seen those new ones that are all the rage now about increasing the amount of cum during ejaculation? I mean who wants that? MORE JIZZ! Surely if anything we want less jizz, that way the Kleenex bills would be down and your Girlfriend would be more likely to swallow! Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:21:12 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_SPAMTRAP Argh! Spam! It's the scourge of the internet for sure. This site has been online for so long that much like a confused young lady in a footballer's hotel suite, my e-mail address seems to have been banded about all over the place. In spite of two spam filters, last week alone I have been offered everything from ... Mon, 8 Oct 2007 22:38:49 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_GEN002 Wasps ... evil bastards. As if being delayed on the train this morning wasn't bad enough, as if being evacuated from the tube station and having to walk in the rain didn't put me in a foul enough mood to start the ... Tue, 2 Oct 2007 00:20:54 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_PSYCHIC Driving past earlier today, I notice the pub at the end of my road is currently the proud host of a Psychic Fayre. There's signs everywhere, making sure everyone knows about it and advertising the times as ten till five ... .. you'd think they'd already know. Sun, 30 Sep 2007 14:19:54 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_GORILLA Once in a blue moon an advert comes along that is nothing short of pure genius. It's rare, but I remember some of the classic Lynx (or Axe for anywhere else in the world) adverts such as the 'bloke in the elevator' one, the Fosters 'just say bollocks to it' global warming advert, and the Playstation dancing robot one. ... Sun, 30 Sep 2007 14:04:09 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_GEN001 So, you've probably noticed by now if you're reading this, that for the first time in a year there is actually something back on this site. It's not a lot at the moment, but we're working on it so bear with us. I'm hoping to dig out all of the old jokes, the Fortune Fish and Name Dictionary ... Tue, 25 Sep 2007 00:25:03 http://www.lunaticfish.com/post.php?id=BLOG_PDA1 Not so long ago, the girlfriend and I took a last minute holiday to Playa de Las Americas, Tenerife. It's the kind of resort that has everything for a late teen / early twenties party animal who's into their dancing and R'n'B music. I'll be honest, it doesn't have much for a bald, cynical, heavy metal fan who ... Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:12:59