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	<title type="text">Macdiculous.com</title>
	<subtitle type="text">Where Mac Rumors Begin and End</subtitle>

	<updated>2007-05-10T17:09:43Z</updated>

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			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple to release Mac: The Cologne]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/05/apple-to-release-mac-the-cologne/</id>
		<updated>2007-05-10T17:09:43Z</updated>
		<published>2007-05-10T17:09:43Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[At a board meeting this week, Steve Jobs announced that he was very excited about the newest product from Apple. &#8220;I am so tired of walking through some of the development areas and smelling bad body odor,&#8221; stated Jobs. &#8220;Yes, I expect a lot of my developers, but do they have to smell that bad? [...]]]></summary>
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			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[iTunes Celebrity Playlist: David Hasselhoff]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/05/itunes-celebrity-playlist-david-hasselhoff/</id>
		<updated>2007-05-09T15:30:46Z</updated>
		<published>2007-05-09T15:30:46Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[On a regular basis, Apple publishes a playlist of a celebrityâ€™s favorite songs. Macdiculous has an inside source at iTunes who will leak us an occasional celebrity playlist before iTunes publishes it. The following is David Hasselhoffâ€™s Playlist: Cherry Poppin&#8217; Daddies: Drunk Daddy David Hasselhoff: Jump in My Car The Paul Butterfield Blues Band: Drunk [...]]]></summary>
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		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[American Idol&#8217;s Sanjaya to Star in Next Apple Ad]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/american-idols-sanjaya-to-star-in-next-apple-ad/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:29:01Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-30T03:57:51Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[American Idol, the top rated television show in America, has produced a new star, and Apple wants wants to use that stardom to attract a younger audience to the iPod music player. Sanjaya Malakar, a 17 year old contestant from Washington, has a growing fan base of pre-teen girls that love his velvety voice and [...]]]></summary>
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		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple TV OS Running on Casio Watch]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apple-tv-os-running-on-casio-watch/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:04:13Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-28T00:27:10Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Since Apple&#8217;s newest device, the Apple TV, hit the market a week ago, hackers have been attempting to see what they could get the device&#8217;s operating system to run on. From running it on a Macbook, and booting on a portable hard drive, one hacker has been able to run the OS on his dad&#8217;s [...]]]></summary>
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		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[iTunes Celebrity Playlist: Heather Mills McCartney]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/itunes-celebrity-playlist-heather-mills-mccartney/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:04:28Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-23T03:54:22Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[On a regular basis, Apple publishes a playlist of a celebrity&#8217;s favorite songs. Macdiculous has an inside source at iTunes who will leak us an occasional celebrity playlist before iTunes publishes it. The following is Heather Mills McCartney&#8217;s Playlist: John Mellencamp: &#8220;Get a Leg Up&#8221; Kanye West &#038; Jaime Foxx: &#8220;Gold Digger&#8221; Mickey &#038; The [...]]]></summary>
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	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/itunes-celebrity-playlist-heather-mills-mccartney/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple Remote Can Do More Than You Think]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apple-remote-can-do-more-than-you-think/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:04:39Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-22T04:17:23Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[If you have a new Apple computer, or know someone that has recently purchased one, you probably know about the Apple remote. The small, simple, white remote control is mostly used for controlling Apple&#8217;s Front Row application, which plays different media on the computer. The remote has other uses that are coming to the forefront [...]]]></summary>
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Steve Jobs Finds Out That He Was Adopted]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/steve-jobs-finds-out-that-he-was-adopted/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:04:50Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-21T04:30:56Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[After years of his family and friends keeping it from him, Steve Jobs found out today that he was adopted. It happened while he was googling himself and read his wikipedia entry. Brian, one of Steve&#8217;s personal assistants, told Macdiculous, &#8220;First, Mr. Jobs called me in to his office and read the entry out loud. [...]]]></summary>
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Political Apple Ad Spoof Author Revealed]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/4--m1Fi24Es/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/political-apple-ad-spoof-author-revealed/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:05:01Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-20T04:03:06Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[A new video has been creating quite a bit of buzz on the internet. No, it isn&#8217;t a new video of a kid lip synching the new Justin Timberlake, or another animal that has been trained to use the toilet. The video in question is a spoof on an Apple ad that was aired only [...]]]></summary>
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple Introduces the Apple Credit Card]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apple-introduces-the-apple-credit-card/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:05:13Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-17T03:24:39Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Peter Oppenheimer, Apple&#8217;s Chief Financial Officer was on hand at Apple&#8217;s headquarters for the introduction of the Apple credit card . Apple enthusiasts can now sign up to receive the Apple Visa credit card which will earn them points toward future Apple purchases through the Apple store or iTunes store. &#8220;We are very proud of [...]]]></summary>
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple TV Ships!  &#8230;just kidding]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/xKpyiMDYrE8/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apple-tv-ships-just-kidding/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:05:23Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-16T03:13:32Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[In a move that few people expected, Apple today began shipping their long awaited Apple TV device..well, kind of. Instead of shipping a nicely labeled box with a great gadget inside, Apple decided to ship just the box. &#8220;We decided that since there will be more delays with the Apple TV, we will ship the [...]]]></summary>
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple Releases Mac OS 7.7]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/g8gaVK6kBYE/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apple-releases-mac-os-77/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:05:33Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-15T03:39:32Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[After almost 10 years since the last update for Mac OS 7, and after many pleas from enthusiasts, Apple finally released the next version of it&#8217;s Mac OS 7 operating system. The update is recommended for anyone using Mac OS 7.4 &#8211; 7.6. It includes general fixes and updates for the popular software. Other updates [...]]]></summary>
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Wrong Ad Displayed on the NYC Apple Store]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/Nt-y2TwoYXU/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/wrong-ad-displayed-on-the-nyc-apple-store/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:05:43Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-13T18:55:57Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[&#8220;This is a huge f**k-up. I can&#8217;t believe that this happened.&#8221; These words were uttered a short while after the giant ad went up on the side of Apple&#8217;s 5th Avenue store in New York City by a member of Apple&#8217;s marketing team. The ad was supposed to be a giant picture of Apple&#8217;s iPhone, [...]]]></summary>
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple Laptop Battery Responsible For California Fire]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/1wAGH4pIDjU/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apple-laptop-battery-responsible-for-california-fire/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:05:52Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-13T03:08:42Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[An Apple Macbook, which caught fire due to a faulty battery, is responsible for the large fire currently burning nearing Anaheim, California. The fire is 80% contained at this point, but firefighters have already determined that the blaze was due to arson. A firefighter at the scene of the blaze told Macdiculous, &#8220;Ok, here is [...]]]></summary>
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	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apple-laptop-battery-responsible-for-california-fire/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Pirates of Silicon Valley Sequel Gets Green Light]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/fDH6eAcGleE/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/pirates-of-silicon-valley-sequel-gets-green-light/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:06:01Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-10T04:16:18Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[A new movie has just received the green light to start pre-production. Jerry Bruckheimer, the producer behind such blockbusters as the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Armageddon, Top Gun, and Kangaroo Jack, will be producing the 200 million dollar sequel to Pirates of Silicon Valley. The tentative title of the sequel to the 1999 made [...]]]></summary>
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Stephen Hawking Upgrades to Mac OSX]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/stephen-hawking-upgrades-to-mac-osx/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:06:09Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-09T03:00:39Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Stephen Hawking, the well known theoretical physicist who has challenged theories by such geniuses as Albert Einstein, is getting an upgrade. Due to a long battle with Lou Gehrig&#8217;s Disease, Hawking has been confined to a wheel chair that, not only gets him around, but speaks for him along with other tasks. The computer to [...]]]></summary>
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	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/stephen-hawking-upgrades-to-mac-osx/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Steve Jobs Lookalike is Surprised People Can Tell Them Apart]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/ll3vgHcXeQw/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/steve-jobs-lookalike-is-surprised-people-can-tell-them-apart/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:48:49Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-07T22:36:55Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Ever since realizing that he looked a lot like Steve Jobs, Dwayne Jackson has attempted to make his living off of the Apple CEO. &#8220;I have been trying to get booked at parties, and business get togethers. At first, people think that it is a joke, but I think that I look just like him,&#8221; [...]]]></summary>
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		<link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/steve-jobs-lookalike-is-surprised-people-can-tell-them-apart/feed/atom/" thr:count="0" />
		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/steve-jobs-lookalike-is-surprised-people-can-tell-them-apart/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[New Apple Virus is Actually Quite Handy]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/ZLcyHDoIAHA/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/new-apple-virus-is-actually-quite-handy/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:06:25Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-07T01:59:22Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[A new virus has emerged that strikes only Apple computers running OS X. Named &#8220;The Snap Virus&#8221;, it ventures through all of the infected files and enhances their performance and optimizes the files. Symantec and McAfee, two companies that make anti-virus software decided not to include the virus into their list of known viruses. &#8220;We [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/new-apple-virus-is-actually-quite-handy/#comments" thr:count="0" />
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/new-apple-virus-is-actually-quite-handy/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple Celebrates National Naked at Work Day]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/THCgBP2vELA/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apple-celebrates-national-naked-at-work-day/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:57:06Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-06T01:42:00Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Visitors to Apple headquarters today were shocked to see that the company was celebrating National Naked at Work Day. Every employee was urged to participate in the event, which was started by a programmer last year. A very nude Dale, the programmer who started the event, told Macdiculous, &#8220;I actually got caught being naked in [...]]]></summary>
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apple-celebrates-national-naked-at-work-day/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple To Hold Special Porn Event At NAB]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/i3aRXc0HuXo/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apple-to-hold-special-porn-event-at-nab/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:57:14Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-02T16:56:03Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[The annual National Association of Broadcaster trade show will run April 14th-19th, and Apple will be there, holding a special event. The event, leaked to Macdiculous from inside sources, will be all about the pornography business. Our inside source, who we will call Armando, told us that the pornography business is a multi-billion dollar a [...]]]></summary>
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apple-to-hold-special-porn-event-at-nab/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple&#8217;s Mighty Mouse and Wireless Mighty Mouse Get into Bar Fight]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/-RwD1nGMv6c/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apples-mighty-mouse-and-wireless-mighty-mouse-get-into-bar-fight/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:57:21Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-02T04:20:00Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[In a small bar in the heart of Los Angeles, Apple&#8217;s Mighty Mouse and the Wireless Mighty Mouse first exchanged harsh words that later turn into an all out brawl. The night started out with the Wireless Mighty Mouse and a few friends hanging out at Duffy&#8217;s Tavern, a small local bar in Los Angeles. [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apples-mighty-mouse-and-wireless-mighty-mouse-get-into-bar-fight/#comments" thr:count="0" />
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/03/apples-mighty-mouse-and-wireless-mighty-mouse-get-into-bar-fight/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[iTunes Celebrity Playlist: Tom Cruise]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/l6hQkCNbp9M/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/itunes-celebrity-playlist-tom-cruise/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:57:29Z</updated>
		<published>2007-03-01T04:21:44Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[On a regular basis, Apple publishes a playlist of a celebrity&#8217;s favorite songs. Macdiculous has an inside source at iTunes who will leak us an occasional celebrity playlist before iTunes publishes it. The following is Tom Cruise&#8217;s Playlist: Gnarls Barkley: &#8220;Crazy&#8221; Patsy Kline: &#8220;Crazy&#8221; Aerosmith: &#8220;Crazy&#8221; Kenny Rogers: &#8220;Crazy&#8221; LeAnn Rimes: &#8220;Crazy&#8221; Seal: &#8220;Crazy&#8221; Tori [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/itunes-celebrity-playlist-tom-cruise/#comments" thr:count="0" />
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/itunes-celebrity-playlist-tom-cruise/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Ms. Pac Man Released for iPod.  Blinky, Inky, and Sue Form a Union.]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/k7k5EiLmcRQ/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/ms-pac-man-released-for-ipod-blinky-inky-and-sue-form-a-union/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:57:37Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-28T04:48:20Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Today, Namco announced the release of Ms. Pac Man for the Apple iPod. In a stunning turn of events, three of the four ghosts that chase Ms. Pac Man through the game have formed a union and are refusing to work. Blinky, head of the newly formed Dead Video Game Characters Union, Local 1981, told [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/ms-pac-man-released-for-ipod-blinky-inky-and-sue-form-a-union/#comments" thr:count="0" />
		<link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/ms-pac-man-released-for-ipod-blinky-inky-and-sue-form-a-union/feed/atom/" thr:count="0" />
		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/ms-pac-man-released-for-ipod-blinky-inky-and-sue-form-a-union/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple&#8217;s iPhone Ad Airs During the Academy Awards.]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/Lhom7jEG3mM/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apples-iphone-ad-airs-during-the-academy-awards/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:57:46Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-27T04:32:54Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[As many had speculated, Apple&#8217;s new iPhone ad aired during Sunday night&#8217;s 79th Annual Academy Awards. The ad shows 32 different movie characters all saying, &#8220;Hello?&#8221;, or another form of greeting, into a telephone. The original idea behind the commercial happened when Steve Jobs used his cell phone to call his wife&#8217;s cell phone, both [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apples-iphone-ad-airs-during-the-academy-awards/#comments" thr:count="0" />
		<link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apples-iphone-ad-airs-during-the-academy-awards/feed/atom/" thr:count="0" />
		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apples-iphone-ad-airs-during-the-academy-awards/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Black iMacs are Expected Next Month]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/wPIXe5WPGJM/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/black-imacs-are-expected-next-month/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:57:55Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-23T19:36:26Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[With the internet abuzz about what new Apple products will be introduced next month, one product that stands out is the release of a black iMac. This iMac will be different in more ways that just the color. The black iMac would be the same size as the white iMac, but it would have a [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/black-imacs-are-expected-next-month/#comments" thr:count="0" />
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/black-imacs-are-expected-next-month/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple is Popular with Government Agencies]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/5K1OGXRtciE/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-is-popular-with-government-agencies/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:58:07Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-23T00:50:46Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[As shown in the television series 24, a documentary about a day in the life of a counter terrorist agent, Apple computers can be seen all over the headquarters of top government agencies. Though Apple is not exclusive to CTU (Counter Terrorism Unit) headquarters, the best and brightest of the agents do prefer to work [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-is-popular-with-government-agencies/#comments" thr:count="0" />
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-is-popular-with-government-agencies/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Bono Tired of Engraving his Name into U2 iPod]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/AZB4VfhNPiU/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/bono-tired-of-engraving-his-name-into-u2-ipod/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:58:15Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-22T04:55:13Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Bono, the lead singer of the band U2 is sick and tired of engraving his name into the back of the U2 Special Edition iPod. Though many people think that Bono&#8217;s signature was recorded into a computer program and a machine engraved his signature, Bono thought that it would be much more special if he [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/bono-tired-of-engraving-his-name-into-u2-ipod/#comments" thr:count="0" />
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/bono-tired-of-engraving-his-name-into-u2-ipod/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[XM and Sirius travel to New Jersey for Civil Union]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/Ufgspb94WNA/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/xm-and-sirius-travel-to-new-jersey-for-civil-union/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:58:27Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-20T20:40:25Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Rumored to be having a secret affair, XM Satellite Radio and Sirius Satellite Radio made their relationship public by traveling to New Jersey to form a civil union. There have been many rumors about the two lovebirds in the past year with sightings of the two on the beach in Martha&#8217;s Vineyard, on the slopes [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/xm-and-sirius-travel-to-new-jersey-for-civil-union/#comments" thr:count="0" />
		<link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/xm-and-sirius-travel-to-new-jersey-for-civil-union/feed/atom/" thr:count="0" />
		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/xm-and-sirius-travel-to-new-jersey-for-civil-union/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Steve Jobs Hates Bad Teachers&#8230;and Broccoli]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/6gKnaXvrNjc/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-jobs-hates-bad-teachersand-broccoli/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:07:30Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-20T00:37:48Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[This past Friday, Steve Jobs lashed out at teachers unions during a conference on education reform. Jobs compared schools to businesses with principals serving as CEOs. &#8220;What kind of person could you get to run a small business if you told them that when they came in they couldn&#8217;t get rid of people that they [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-jobs-hates-bad-teachersand-broccoli/#comments" thr:count="2" />
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		<thr:total>2</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-jobs-hates-bad-teachersand-broccoli/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Mac Mini May Have Eating Disorder]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/GJ0DYYzanmw/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/mac-mini-may-have-eating-disorder/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:58:39Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-16T21:31:47Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Reports have come recently about Mac Mini and the possible eating disorder that it may have. Friends and family of the Mac Mini are coming to its aid. &#8220;I work very closely with the Mac Mini, and I am a bit concerned for the safety and the well being of my good friend,&#8221; said a [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/mac-mini-may-have-eating-disorder/#comments" thr:count="0" />
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/mac-mini-may-have-eating-disorder/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Microsoft&#8217;s Vista Credits Steve Jobs and Apple]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/cgPg4lLAv94/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/microsofts-vista-credits-steve-jobs-and-apple/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:56:24Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-15T22:39:44Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Giving credit where credit is due, Microsoft has credited Steve Jobs and the entire Apple team in the credits for their newest operating system. Though they are somewhat hidden, the credits for Vista display everyone&#8217;s name who contributed to the creation of the software. An Apple programmer told us, &#8220;Well, I don&#8217;t feel quite as [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/microsofts-vista-credits-steve-jobs-and-apple/#comments" thr:count="0" />
		<link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/microsofts-vista-credits-steve-jobs-and-apple/feed/atom/" thr:count="0" />
		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/microsofts-vista-credits-steve-jobs-and-apple/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Steve Jobs&#8217; Valentine&#8217;s Day Present]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/4X-vsXQDvo0/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-jobs-valentines-day-present/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:50:31Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-14T16:59:23Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[After enjoying a sketch from the television show Saturday Night Live, Steve Jobs decided to give his wife &#8220;his dick in a box&#8221; for Valentine&#8217;s Day. &#8220;I think that she will really like the surprise. I was thinking about getting her a new iPhone, but what is in this box is much more impressive. You [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-jobs-valentines-day-present/#comments" thr:count="1" />
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		<thr:total>1</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-jobs-valentines-day-present/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[iWork &#8217;07 to Feature Minesweeper]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/ilcCiomcyJE/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/iwork-07-to-feature-minesweeper/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:56:07Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-14T04:56:10Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Apple&#8217;s newest version of its iWork suite of programs will feature a version of Minesweeper. Minesweeper is a game that is shown to be the most popular with people at work who are just trying to waste time until the end of the day. Dave, a programmer for Apple, sat down for a few questions [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/iwork-07-to-feature-minesweeper/#comments" thr:count="0" />
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/iwork-07-to-feature-minesweeper/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Steve Wozniak is Father of Anna Nicole&#8217;s Baby]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/mbWfXedDgRk/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-wozniak-is-father-of-anna-nicoles-baby/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:59:05Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-13T04:08:37Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[In a stunning turn of events, it appears that Steve &#8220;Woz&#8221; Wozniak, one of the original founders of Apple Computer, Inc, is the father of the late Anna Nicole Smith&#8217;s baby. The night shift manager of a snack shack in the Bahamas was quoted as saying &#8220;We saw that man come into the store many [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-wozniak-is-father-of-anna-nicoles-baby/#comments" thr:count="0" />
		<link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-wozniak-is-father-of-anna-nicoles-baby/feed/atom/" thr:count="0" />
		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-wozniak-is-father-of-anna-nicoles-baby/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple to Open New Store, Somewhere]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/2RSMiqUHDw0/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-to-open-new-store-somewhere/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:59:11Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-10T02:11:27Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Apple has been very successful with their retail stores opening up around the world. With a new store opening tomorrow (February 10, 2007) in Honolulu, Hawaii, Steve Jobs was happy to announce that a new Apple store will be opening up soon after. A delighted Jobs told press, &#8220;I can&#8217;t really say when or where, [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-to-open-new-store-somewhere/#comments" thr:count="0" />
		<link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-to-open-new-store-somewhere/feed/atom/" thr:count="0" />
		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-to-open-new-store-somewhere/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple Announces World Wide Developer Conference 2007]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/OWJz1r02GOY/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-announces-world-wide-developer-conference-2007/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:59:17Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-09T01:28:18Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Apple has announced that the World Wide Developer Conference (WWDC) for 2007 will be held June 11-15th, 2007 in San Francisco, CA. Thousands of Apple developers, programmers, and fans will descend on San Francisco for this event. &#8220;I&#8217;m so excited because this will be my first one that I will be able to see,&#8221; says [...]]]></summary>
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-announces-world-wide-developer-conference-2007/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple Denies Child Molester to Express Himself]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/4iDy_r_bTXY/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-denies-child-molester-to-express-himself/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:59:25Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-07T18:40:27Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html" />
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-denies-child-molester-to-express-himself/#comments" thr:count="0" />
		<link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-denies-child-molester-to-express-himself/feed/atom/" thr:count="0" />
		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-denies-child-molester-to-express-himself/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Steve Jobs Tired of Being Called &#8220;Mac Daddy&#8221;]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/1yetpqrYwuE/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-jobs-tired-of-being-called-mac-daddy/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:59:39Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-06T21:15:23Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[&#8220;It was one time at a Halloween Party,&#8221; claims Steve Jobs, head of Apple, Inc on the subject of always being called the Mac Daddy. &#8220;I thought it would be funny to dress up like a pimp and have everyone call me the Mac Daddy because one, I was dressed as a pimp, and two, [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-jobs-tired-of-being-called-mac-daddy/#comments" thr:count="1" />
		<link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-jobs-tired-of-being-called-mac-daddy/feed/atom/" thr:count="1" />
		<thr:total>1</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/steve-jobs-tired-of-being-called-mac-daddy/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Terms of Apple Inc. vs. Apple Corps settlement disclosed]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/Yh_Ab2KhLI4/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/terms-of-apple-inc-vs-apple-corps-settlement-disclosed/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:59:48Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-05T20:37:59Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[The lawsuit between Apple Inc. (Steve Jobs) and Apple Corps (The Beatles) has been finally been settled. Each party will bear its own legal costs, and Apple Inc. will continue to use its name and logos on iTunes. Other terms have been exclusively discussed with Macdiculous. These terms are: The Beatles Library will be for [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/terms-of-apple-inc-vs-apple-corps-settlement-disclosed/#comments" thr:count="0" />
		<link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/terms-of-apple-inc-vs-apple-corps-settlement-disclosed/feed/atom/" thr:count="0" />
		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/terms-of-apple-inc-vs-apple-corps-settlement-disclosed/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple Finally Sells First iPod Hi-Fi]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/caX0Chg8mLQ/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-finally-sells-first-ipod-hi-fi/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T18:59:56Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-02T21:08:57Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Even though it has been on the market for some time now, Apple has finally sold its first iPod Hi-Fi, the speaker system made just for an iPod by Apple. &#8220;We are very excited about this,&#8221; said one Apple Store employee. She continued, &#8220;At $350, we never thought that we would sell one. We are [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-finally-sells-first-ipod-hi-fi/#comments" thr:count="0" />
		<link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-finally-sells-first-ipod-hi-fi/feed/atom/" thr:count="0" />
		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/apple-finally-sells-first-ipod-hi-fi/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[iPod Sock Not Great for Masturbation]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/ubECfks-W3o/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/ipod-sock-not-great-for-masturbation/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:00:05Z</updated>
		<published>2007-02-01T20:59:14Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Boys and young men across the world have been known to masturbate into a sock or two in their lifetime. The iPod Sock will soon come with a warning tag urging these males not to use the sock for this purpose. Apparently, though the sock is intended to keep an iPod safe from getting scratched [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/ipod-sock-not-great-for-masturbation/#comments" thr:count="0" />
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/02/ipod-sock-not-great-for-masturbation/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Steve Jobs to Come in Multiple Colors]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/Y3KAydSHJVc/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/steve-jobs-to-come-in-multiple-colors/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:02:58Z</updated>
		<published>2007-01-31T19:10:12Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Fresh off the release of the popular iPod Shuffle in multiple colors, Apple will soon release Steve Jobs in multiple colors as well. For too many years, we have only been able to get our Steve Jobs in limited colors. Always in a black mock turtleneck and blue jeans, Jobs will now come in green, [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/steve-jobs-to-come-in-multiple-colors/#comments" thr:count="0" />
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/steve-jobs-to-come-in-multiple-colors/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple To Kill Off PC Character]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/tU8mLFDXvYc/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/apple-to-kill-off-pc-character/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:03:06Z</updated>
		<published>2007-01-31T04:32:18Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Apple&#8217;s popular &#8220;Get a Mac&#8221; ads will soon be one character less. In the soon-to-air season finale, Mac and PC will introduce each other as they always do. After a few seconds discussing what each had done the previous weekend, Linux, a new character introduced in this episode, comes up behind PC with a bat [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/apple-to-kill-off-pc-character/#comments" thr:count="0" />
		<link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/apple-to-kill-off-pc-character/feed/atom/" thr:count="0" />
		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/apple-to-kill-off-pc-character/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Not Everyone In Love With iPhone]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/wktx575TTHI/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/not-everyone-in-love-with-iphone/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:03:15Z</updated>
		<published>2007-01-26T19:52:53Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[The World PWFFH Organization (People With Flippers For Hands) are upset over how difficult the new iPhone will be for them to use. &#8220;Everyone is claiming how great this phone will be, but we have to disagree,&#8221; says Irving Roberts, the head of the organization. Roberts added, &#8220;It is difficult to use, and it will [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/not-everyone-in-love-with-iphone/#comments" thr:count="0" />
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/not-everyone-in-love-with-iphone/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Steve Jobs Changes Name of Apple]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/RrDLfc1wXGg/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/steve-jobs-changes-name-of-apple/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:03:23Z</updated>
		<published>2007-01-24T21:36:54Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[A few weeks back, Steve Jobs announced that Apple Computer, Inc. would be changing their name to Apple, Inc. Jobs went a bit further and now wants to change the name of apple&#8217;s, as in the fruit. One Apple employee stated, &#8220;We all thought that Steve was kidding when he sent out a company wide [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/steve-jobs-changes-name-of-apple/#comments" thr:count="0" />
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/steve-jobs-changes-name-of-apple/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Apple&#8217;s next operating system upgrade named]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/qGcucc_TKwY/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/apples-next-operating-system-upgrade-named/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:03:32Z</updated>
		<published>2007-01-23T19:27:43Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Apple&#8217;s next operating system has already been named. After the upcoming Leopard release, the next major upgrade to the operating system will be called OS X 10.6 Tabby. &#8220;We will be sticking with the whole cat theme, but we want it to be cute at the same time,&#8221; says one anonymous inside source. He added, [...]]]></summary>
		<link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/apples-next-operating-system-upgrade-named/#comments" thr:count="0" />
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		<thr:total>0</thr:total>
	<feedburner:origLink>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/apples-next-operating-system-upgrade-named/</feedburner:origLink></entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Mack</name>
						<uri>http://www.macdiculous.com</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Google and Apple seen at the beach together]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macdiculous/~3/s32oehI88YY/" />
		<id>http://www.macdiculous.com/2007/01/google-and-apple-seen-at-the-beach-together/</id>
		<updated>2007-03-30T19:03:49Z</updated>
		<published>2007-01-22T02:23:44Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.macdiculous.com" term="Macdiculous" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[With rumors abounding to the possible relationship between Google and Apple, new photos have surfaced with the pair enjoying a day at the beach together. Other beach-goers there that day told Macdiculous that the pair were caught using Froogle to lookup the prices of rings. Google and Apple, which Hollywood has come to call Goople, [...]]]></summary>
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