Aye yie yie yie. The innate desire humans have to be an individual yet fit in is fascinating O_Q. These inmates decided to tattoo the whites of their eyes. The musical queues suggest that tattooing their eyes is a lot more scary than the crimes they committed, when really it’s just a lot more retarded and pointless than. But I guess at the end of the day credit card fraud doesn’t really have me shaking in my knickers.Why not? Is never an answer to why. By the fucking way. Cause why not caught off all your toes, string them together and use them like anal beads. And quite clearly this guy does not know what the “final frontier” means, unless he means the other guys at prison molest me so I need to look scary and also I was bored and want people to think I’m cool.

They won’t say how they do it, they imply that a hypodermic needle could be used and that is painful and that once you start you have to fully commit. Good advice, cause I know the last time I got a tattoo I walked out when it was half way done, now I’ve got a cock with no balls on my lower back, eeeesh.

But at the end of the day people is just people right? We’re all beautiful on the outside and in

Holy, wtf?! So this kid pleaded “no contest” to blackmailing other kids (dudes) at his school for sexy pictures. This douchenozzle and young-budding scumbag, posed as a girl to get dudes to send him cock pix, then he blackmailed them so that they’d have sex with him. Now, I don’t know what retarded 16-year-old boy would have gay sex in spite of his sexual orientation so that other kids don’t have to see his cock picks at school, which is the fodder Anthony Staci threatened them with.

At 16 would you rather be anally penetrated or commit social suicide by having your dick on everyone’s locker? As if! I would attest this scumbag was hopped on Mountain Dew Code Red and Grand Theft Auto… I’m surprised they haven’t found a video game or musician to blame this on yet?  But this kid needs rehabilitation. It’s one thing trying to weasel dick pix, but coercing sex is a biiiiiiiiit fucked up. Just a bit.

Well “the authorities” found over 300 images and video of this creepy-fuck’s schoolmates’ ballzacks.

He allegedly posed as a girl online and then asked classmates in Wisconsin to send him their naked pictures – using them later to blackmail them for sex.

Mr Stancl told the court he had been on medication for depression for years.

The case came to light after a 16-year old told the authorities he was being blackmailed for sex.

After exchanging explicit pictures of himself with Mr Stancl when he was 15, the boy had been told the images would be distributed around the school if he refused to have sex.

I’d hate to have to have that conversation with my parents. “Mom, I’m kind of a hustla’, don’t get maaaaad. But it’s my Xbox and I paid for it you can’t take it awaaaaaay.”

Yes, she is so fat she wears a blanket because nothing else fits her.

When I put “fat people” in the sub-title of this blog I was JK. But for seriously, the amount of posts that revolve around the morbidly obese would lead me to believe they do have their own orbits, because my god are they center of my average-sized universe. Grrrrrl, bitch bedduh don’t. After watching a series of youtube clips from the British Series Supersize vs. Skinny I declared I would eat healthier, right now I am having a mochachino and some kind of brownie with peanut butter and coconut, I can see how fat people get fat… food is delicious. But grrrrl you bedduh watch yo’self. Well I was led to this video which I can’t embed because youtube disabled it, but I will post screen caps.

When your bed is machine, your life has gone awry.

This woman, Renee Williams, is large. VERY LARGE. In fact she ways half a ton and was designated SUPER OBESE at the ripe age of 12. But she would like to clear up a few misconceptions about the “overweight.”She’s from Texas, so I figure, Texas is the fattest state because of her alone. None of the people that I’ve ever met from Texas have been fat, Jessica Simpson, Beyonce, Hilary Duff– curvy, but not fat. Thick, but not fat. And yes I’ve met all of these celebutaaaarrz.

1. Fat people don’t smell, that is not true.

2. That you eat a lot, that you eat all the time, that is not true.

3. I’m not the average overweight person, my stomach has always been flat.

Renee, has been bed-bound 4 four years, she can’t get out of bed or move over on her side. But she can “touch her toes.” When she moves too much she feels her crease areas, RIP OPEN.

This is the part of her flesh that is decomposing because there is no circulation.

I had to be the voice of “nigga please” once again. But your crevasses do stink, you just haven’t been all up in them. Yes, it’s true you don’t eat ALL THE TIME, all that chewing would result in exercise and you wouldn’t want that. But fucking c’mon, you do eat a lot and frequently, you just have a distorted perception of what A LOT is– therein lies the problem, i.e. you think you don’t have one. And you dumb, dumb bitch the only reason your stomach is flat, which it’s not by the fucking way, is because you’re lying down and gravity flattens your stomach when you lie down, it is flat, but it is wide also, you don’t have a fucking six pack you stupid-idiot. Thank god your kids aren’t suffering the way you do, probably because you eat all of their food. We all know from Mean Girls that an all carb diet doesn’t work.

Well, this ho is now dead I found out after google. So I take it all back she was a lovely lady.

Oh and the P the fucking S. I know I have a lot more subscribers than the 12 people who voted in the polls, it’s actually more like 50 times that who read this blog. So vote, nig nogs, although you all seem satisfied with the status quo.

The hills are alive with the sound of music

So, I am back or at least I am back until school starts again. So you’ll have a month’s worth of sassy deliciousness. Grrrrl, you know you want it. *slides it in* That’s right, I rape-blog you now.

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Many scholars accuse the Internet of facilitating the stupidity of human kind. But what technology does is simply exacerbate the schism between the dum dumz and those of adequate intelligence. It may not necessarily make smart people smarter, but it certainly allows the people who watched all 10 seasons of Friends to revisit Ross the coolest paleontologist ever, and my word O_Q was he married 3 times! That certainly makes for great comedy! If you think the spinach artichoke dip at the Olive Garden is the best you’ve ever had!

But more than anything, the Internet allows genetic farts that avoided getting social skills a glimpse of false hope. Some guy is marrying a video game character. Personally, if I were this disenfranchised from the world, I would marry myself because that would be more physiologically engaging.

The catch point about this game is that unlike usual dating simulations, the player has to take out the girl on dates and buy her stuff and all the things you would make your girlfriend happy in real life. The groom is now waiting for his wedding reception which will take place on November 22nd, 2009. I wonder what is next in the world of gaming?

Here is some more information about the game:

• The player has to increase their abilities by studying, working out and solving problems of their virtual girlfriend
• If you fail, the game will restart after 100 days
• Real time dating with your virtual girlfriend

*sigh* That’s all that a real relationship requires buying stuff! Weeee. This person isn’t even marrying a smart 2D girl. Whatever this guy is looking for he can find it in Long Island and according to Law And Order SVU, slavery isn’t really over. If there’s anything The Final Destination 3D  has taught us, is that, no matter how intellectually unstimulating, mediocre, and logically inconsistent something maybe, it is fucking AWESOME in 3D. You would think the same logic extends to people. Well it doesn’t, that’s why me and this guy kill them. Constantly.