Racism is funny. But only because of it’s utter ridiculousness. You know, the way some black people think that all white people smell like wet dog and then the way white people smell like wet dog sometimes. It’s funny.

“I heard this lady, she was like, ‘Uh, what are all these black kids doing here?’ She’s like, ‘I’m scared they might do something to my child,’” said camper Dymire Baylor.
“When the minority children got in the pool all of the Caucasian children immediately exited the pool,” Horace Gibson, parent of a day camp child, wrote in an email. “The pool attendants came and told the black children that they did not allow minorities in the club and needed the children to leave immediately.”

Real racism is weird, because real racism almost isn’t hate. It’s really just complete obliviousness and misinformation. Real racist aren’t the ones that identify as skinheads or Nazis or believe in some Aryan race, not that I am discrediting those racists as not racist. But the real kind of genuine, old school, racism simply acknowledges that the black people “bad race” behaves in this almost subhuman, animalistic way. What I mean is, these kinds of people aren’t full time racists, hating black people isn’t their hobby. There’s no protesting or signs involved. These people simply ARE racist, just as matter of fact as them having blue eyes.

Only when the subhuman creature is brought into light, only when they have to engage these cretins do these ideals come onto the surface. Hating niggers isn’t anything but a passing thought. Almost like when a cockroach crawls on your skin. You don’t spend your day thinking about how nasty roaches are, but when you have to flick one away all you can think about is how gross these pests are. But when the roach is gone, you move on with your day.

The fact that the club’s response was so blatant:

The explanation they got was either dishearteningly honest or poorly worded.

“There was concern that a lot of kids would change the complexion … and the atmosphere of the club,” John Duesler, President of The Valley Swim Club said in a statement.

This is in Philadelphia, by the way, a major city. Of course gays will never marry. There are parts of this country where being racist, is socially acceptable. KKK members choose to keep their identities anonymous for a reason, because on some level they acknowledge that what they are doing is wrong or at least perceived by the majority as wrong. When you live in a place where you don’t have to give a second thought to curb stomping that is just bizarre.

Mum has lovely toesies

Sorry for the lack of updating,went camping up in the Cat Skills for 3 nights and it was splendiforous. So, I’ll try and do a couple of posts to make up for my absence. And yes I could watch Twilight while camping, but no, I could not update this turd of a blog.

This story is only worth mentioning cause it’s weird, which is much like all of the other posts here.

Basically this kid gets into a fight with his mom and starts selling nudie XXX vagina pictures of her. My first thought when reading this is, why is his mom letting him take beaver shots of her?

While most 18-year-olds would balk at the thought of their parents naked, Auckland student Michael appeared comfortable with the concept, twice listing nude and semi-clothed images of his 44-year-old mother Jennifer.

The first time he auctioned “five naked photos of my mum” to annoy her after the pair had an argument, he told the Herald on Sunday newspaper.

The cavalierness of this whole situation is kind of fucked up, right? Because in order for you to jump to the conclusion of “pix of my mom = $$$” you’d have to be acknowledging on some level that your mom is “hot.” I mean, no one is buying these pictures for wall decor. Maybe doorstops but definitely, definitely not wall decor.

A dingo ate your baby

So where did these poorly taken kodaks come from?

When TradeMe removed the listing the following day he relisted a second series of “glamour photos” with her permission.

This time there was more clothing but one was an underwear shot.

Michael, who did not want his full name used, said he did it for the extra cash.

“We’re not rich or anything,” he said.

Jennifer said she was “pretty annoyed” by the first listing, calling her son a “cheeky little git”, but liked the second lot because they were “quite artistic”.

“There’s nothing dodgy about them. They were taken by a family friend about eight years ago,” Jennifer told the newspaper.

“I wanted 50 per cent of the sale but more than that, I miss the nice comments.”

The photos were viewed 11,000 times before they were pulled by the website’s management, citing “inappropriateness”.

I love how they HAVE to mention how he didn’t want his last name to be said. But I’d like to be clear here. Michael is kind of a weirdo, but he’s Australian Fake Aussie so he can’t help that shit. His mom is the one who is crazy. This kid, her son, knew of these pictures, she at least told him about them, but she probably showed them to him expecting “nice comments” in return.

Also, there is nothing fucking artistic about these photos, Mom. You stupid, attention whore bitch. Parents, stop bragging to your children about how fucking sexy you are. Being progressive and open-minded doesn’t equate to you manually teaching your kids how to cum on your tits. Jesus, fucking hippies.

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The media never fails to mix fact with whatever the dick is relevant at the time. The only reason this story is worth mentioning is because of how it is spinned.

Here’s a story that brings home just how morbid this housing crisis can be: Heather Newnam of Tamarac shot herself yesterday instead of letting cops evict her for failing to pay her rent.

It’s a depressing tale, but perhaps what’s more depressing is reading what amounts to Newnam’s final public words on her Twitter account. Writing under the name rsangel04, bits of Newnam’s life played out in her posts.

This is obviously written to play off how terrible the current economy is. This woman couldn’t pay her rent so she SHOT herself in the head to avoid eviction. She would much rather be dead then:

• Be homeless for probably like a day
• Pick up some guy and stay with him, ’cause she is a girl with breasts and that’s what girls do ’cause guys are dumb
• Join the Military
• Stay at a shelter
• Go on Welfare
• Stay with a friend or family member

This woman had so many options but she chose DEATH instead because this recession is KILLER. Pun all the wayzies. Let’s look at her tweets.

Maybe if she didn’t spend all of her money on tattoos, booze and videos games she’d make rent.

The fact of the matter is, this face weathered with crystal meth, sun exposure and the general trashiness of Ft. Lauderdale probably had more issues than money. Moreover, she didn’t even take to twitter to kill herself. We basically just decided to facebook and google this bitch and further exploit her death to make a point about the recession. Jesus Christ, we’re scumbags.

What’s even sadder is that previous posts seem to show Newnam in a better place, talking about going to the tattoo convention and watching the TV show Rescue Me.

Melodrama much? I’m sure there’s no happier place than the exploits of the foul-mouthed Dennis Leary having random sex and SAVING LIVES!

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Dios mio.

“Why doesn’t she age?” Howard Greenberg, 52, asked of his daughter. “Is she the fountain of youth?”

Such questions are why scientists are fascinated by Brooke. Among the many documented instances of children who fail to grow or develop in some way, Brooke’s case may be unique, according to her doctor, Johns Hopkins School of Medicine pediatrician Lawrence Pakula, in Baltimore.

“Many of the best-known names in medicine, in their experience … had not seen anyone who matched up to Brooke,” Pakula said. “She is always a surprise.”

Somehow a genetic anomaly occurred so that this girl never ages and somehow everyone is pretending like this is a good thing.

Maybe we can harness her stem cells and ensure that women never develop past 16, then they’ll all be sexy like Miley Cyrus. Because wanting to fuck a women who looks 12 isn’t as disturbing as wanting to fuck a 12-year-old!

I don’t know why I had to pervert this scenario so much, but seriously, no she is not the fountain of fucking youth. No this mother isn’t happy that she has been cleaning up the shit and piss of this baby for 16 years and probably the rest of her life.

There is nothing good about living this way, it’s not as if she has mentally developed much. She’s not fucking Benjamin Button. She’s just in perma-baby form. And even if we can learn something important about aging, we shouldn’t keep reinforcing this premise that aging is this terrible thing.

Good lord there is a reason why we get old and wither away, this world is fucking overpopulated and maybe it’s just because I live in New York City, but haysoose maria. We already live too long now as it is. There is no point in preserving our bodies in scientifically charged ziplock bags if our minds just atrophy. And even if we could prevent dimentia, all those neurological side-effects that come with aging, would you want to live passed 100?

Would you want to see society change 5 times over and technology progress into hover segways, could you imagine how fat everyone will be in 100 years. Pretty fucking fat.

I know I’m cynical, but I like the idea that no matter how healthy I am and no matter how much Murphy’s law doesn’t intervene, I will always have an expiration date.

THEY MURDERED HIS SOUL!

This isn’t really surprising, I mean, religious people are susceptible to believing in some funky shit. Moreover, that melodramatic chubby lady was kind of right, they thought they were actually helping him (maybe).

But what I really want to know is, is this guy writhing around the floor trying to convince everyone that it’s working?  Like, “Yes mom, I went to the Exorcism, yes Mother, I do not enjoy the hot beef no more. No more ooga booga gay demons.”

That whole speaking in tongues shit is weird, like those kids from Jesus Camp talking like the Sims. Just because you believe in something doesn’t make it real. Even if there is a God I’m pretty sure he’s gotten bored shitless, watching all of us try to figure out if that wart on Lindsay Lohan’s pussy lip was some sort of herpes.

A toad sat on my pussy

He’s probably created a more interesting dimension where you can eat brownies and not get fat and Whole Foods isn’t so fucking expensive. And Nickelback doesn’t suck shit.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having faith, some people do need something to hold onto I suppose and it can do some good. But let’s face the facts, we shouldn’t be concerned about what God thinks anymore. He should be more concerned with what we think cause as soon as we stop giving a fuck, which a large portion of the world has done already, he will be as irrelevant as the guy who played Corey Matthews on Boy Meets World.

Anyway it’s not surprising that they tried to exorcise a “gay demon” out of that poor kid, I’m sure they didn’t even think homosexuality was an issue until Perez Hilton put out that 11 minute jizz & tears fest, the jizz being how mastubatory it was and tears being the tears of laughter from having to look at his fat face for more than 7 seconds.

Also Absies and I started a cunty sassy fashion trend blog, check it out if you’re bored.