https://bgathen.wordpress.com Though I'm the second oldest of 5 children I'm still afflicted with MCS (Middle Child Syndrome). I am the father of two boys, one who refuses to eat and another who refuses to stop eating, and a husband to one wonderfully perfect woman who for some reason has permanently attached herself to me "like the thing from Alien" as she puts it. We share our house in upstate New York with our 11 year old, bowlegged, knock-kneed, overweight, suspected chain smoking, narcoleptic housecat and an imaginary leprechaun named King Brian. 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