Making Masti

#23: The Brand Inequity

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Sat, 26 May 2007 04:13:00 +0000

#22: The Brand Inequity

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Fri, 25 May 2007 05:40:00 +0000

#21: The Brand Inequity

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:15:00 +0000

#20: The Emergency Bored Meeting

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Wed, 23 May 2007 09:42:00 +0000

#19: The Emergency Bored Meeting

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Tue, 22 May 2007 05:33:00 +0000

#18: The Emergency Bored Meeting

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Mon, 21 May 2007 05:04:00 +0000

#17: The Emergency Bored Meeting

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Sat, 19 May 2007 02:49:00 +0000

#16: The Emergency Bored Meeting

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Fri, 18 May 2007 04:00:00 +0000

#15: The Emergency Bored Meeting

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Thu, 17 May 2007 04:28:00 +0000

#14: The Ubiquitous Flashback

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Wed, 16 May 2007 01:49:00 +0000

#13: The Ubiquitous Flashback

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Tue, 15 May 2007 03:54:00 +0000

#12: The Ubiquitous Flashback

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Mon, 14 May 2007 04:01:00 +0000

#11: The Ubiquitous Flashback

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Sat, 12 May 2007 02:22:00 +0000

#10: The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue (contd.)

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Fri, 11 May 2007 03:49:00 +0000

#9: The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue (contd.)

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Thu, 10 May 2007 01:32:00 +0000

#8: The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue (contd.)

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Wed, 09 May 2007 01:56:00 +0000

#7: The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue (contd.)

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Tue, 08 May 2007 03:28:00 +0000

#6: The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue (contd.)

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Mon, 07 May 2007 03:47:00 +0000

#5: The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue (contd.)

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Sat, 05 May 2007 13:51:00 +0000

#4: The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue (contd.)

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:41:00 +0000

The Loin Returns #4
"The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue (contd.)"

LOIN: Enough of this masti-making. It's our fourth issue today, and we haven't even started on our prologue yet!
LOIN: Let me see, shall we do this flashback Hollywood style or Bollywood style? Or perhaps you'd prefer my Tollywood style...
PETER: You have a Tollywood style, too?!!
RAJINIKANTH: We don't like you calling our filim industry Tollywood...!
LOIN: Rajini?!! What are you doing in my comic-strip?
RAJINIKANTH: Our filim industry has neither Tolly nor Wood.
PETER: Oh, man! No Tolly...?
ROBERT: And no Wood...?
TONY: What's a Tolly?
MICHAEL: A Tamil Holly?
LOIN: Rajini, you need a haircut!!

#3: The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue (contd.)

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Thu, 03 May 2007 04:13:00 +0000

The Loin Returns #3
"The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue (contd.)"

LOIN: Khamosh! I don't like that rap music...
TONY: Not rap music, baas. Hip-hop. It's different!

[This page is brought to you by Maggi Hot & Sweet Tamatar Baingan Bhindi Sauce. "It's Different!"]

LOIN: Saas?
TONY: Saas nahi, baas! Maggi hot and sweet tamatar baingan...
LOIN: Shut up! Bewakoof!! Tony - I'm not Javed - I'm Loin. If you ever bring up saas again...
LOIN: ...I will make you watch weepies and chick-flicks on Star Plus till you beg for mercy and cry boo-hoo, boo-hoo, boo-hoo...
BAHU: Kyunki saas bhi kabhi boo-hoo thee?
LOIN: That's right! Smaaart girl.

#2: The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue (contd.)

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Wed, 02 May 2007 15:21:00 +0000

The Loin Returns #2
"The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue" (contd.)

MICHAEL: Bravo! Our very first Loin joke!
ALL: [Clap Clap Clap.]
LOIN: Thank you! Thank you!
LOIN: Anyway, the good news is - I'm back.

EMINEM: Guess who's back. Back again. Loin is back. Tell a friend.
[*sung to the tune of "Eminem's Without Me"]

MICHAEL: Yes he's back...
ROBERT: Yes he's back...
PETER: Yes he's back...
TONY: Yes he's back...
LOIN: Khamosh!!!

#1: The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Tue, 01 May 2007 13:48:00 +0000

The Loin Returns #1
"The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue"

LOIN: Saara shehar mujhe Loin ke naam se jaanta hai!
LOIN: ...
LOIN: ...
LOIN: Ahem! I was just pausing for effect like the Axe Effect, you know?!

[This page is sponsored by AXE deodorant bodyspray. "The deodorant that makes your armpits smell like American armpits."]

LOIN: Sorry for that blatant plug in our very first issue. It's a shame. Call me commercialized. But then, so is Bollywood these days. What a pain...
MICHAEL: Oh, so it shames you?!
PETER: And it pains you?!!
LOIN: Yes, Maikal! Yes, Peter! But in the good old days... there was no shame... there was no pain...
LOIN: There was only champagne [pronounced sham-pain]

[To be continued]

Welcome to Making Masti!

noreply@blogger.com (The Mooch) — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:30:00 +0000

A warm welcome to Making Masti! In fact, it's quite warm here in Bangalore, so this welcome is warm, too. If it hadn't been warm, you would have felt our cold handshake instead - which wouldn't have been nice, would it?

Anyway, we have quite a bit of stuff to post here; most of it is up our sleeves right now, apart from sweat and armpit hair, of course.

So stay tuned.