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This is where my theory comes in. To have different ways of tackling a girl for different types of girls. Come on, each and every girl is different in their own way, but I have identified some stereotypes of girls in Malaysia, and come up with the BEST pick up method.

The ” Wet ” girl

Most commonly seen at: Clubs, discos, late night mamaks…

Pickup method: This one is rather easy. First, u need to have a really GOOD car. Forget about the family sedan. You need a Honda City VTEC or a VIOs at the very least. Preferred cars are the 2 seater Supra, Nissan Skyline, Impreza, Type R, Celica, EVO ,Caldina and other exotic cars. If u dun have the budget, go for the Hyundai Ascent RX edition or the Coupe. Make sure you have a really good car audio system….and TURBO is a MUST…u know, those type can go boom boom boom one. Make sure u know some of the big guys at the most happening clubs in town. U need to have a really wacky dress sense as well, not to mention some credit cards with a large limit. Prefer above 10k at least.

Pickup line: Hey babe..u look kinda dry. Wan get a bit wet at Beach Club tonight? ( then pretend to flash your car keys… )

The Homely-College Girl

Most commonly seen at: her house, mamaks near colleges.

Pickup method: Cannot smoke. Cannot drink. Forget it if you are over 25. These girls don’t really like guys that are too old. Don’t dress too old. Forget about appearing like corporate biggies to impress them. It’s the best if u know how to repair computers. These college babes often got a lot of stupid problems with their PC. Like…aiyoh, why my CD can’t read de? how come my PC cannot MSN one? ( when they have no internet line at all, haha )

Pickup Line: Hi…do you know which is the way to TAR college? My cousin studies there…
The Corporate Girl
Most commonly seen at: Star Bucks and other coffee chains, KLCC, LOT 10, etc

Pickup method: Please don’t waste your time if

1) You are still studying

2) You don’t have a reasonably expensive car

3) You are below 25

4) Your namecard don’t have ” CEO / Manager / Director ” on it

These are all for a good reason. Not I want to pur you cold water loh. These are the girls who are into earning lots of $$$, into climbing the corporate ladder, and career satisfaction. To properly tackle these office babes, you need to dress up in real smart office attire and not look like a salesman. A big enough family-sized sedan will go along well with your plan, plus some gold credit cards. It sort of helps a bit if you have gold rim specs as well. But dun overdo that ” gold ” thing and look like a golden Ah-Pek la…or she might also mistaken you for those borrow money Ah Long also.
Everything has to be in moderation.

While tackling these sort of girls, DO NOT - I repeat - DO NOT be desperate, DO NOT call her every single day. DO NOT meet her every single day. Your time has to be punctutated with meetings, deadlines, overseas business trips, and stuff like that. And when u mention meetings to her, pls add in the word ” management “, haha. No worry. To tackle these power ladies, all you need is ” passion at the right timing ” and not over-indulgence in the luxury of time. Pamper her with roses, exotic dinners at exotic restaurants, a quick lunch at one of the most expensive Jap restaurant in town…but please remember to disappear after the lunch, dinner date. Do not answer every single call she make. I guarantee you if u do it the right way, U will get these kind of babes 90% of the time, hehe.

Pickup line: Stay close to her. Then press your own handphone, and pretend it’s ringing. Answer the damn call with the following lines,

” Ok, how it’s going? Well, I have a meeting at Los Angeles tommorow, I’m afraid I can’t make it…”

” Oh Datuk Wong, how are you? Sure sure, night golf? Sounds good ” ( then remember to nod your bloody head la, please )

Then, pretend to look for someone near her ( pretend only la ) and ask her casually,

” I’m sorry. Can I know where’s the nearest RHB bank? ” ( Ask politely, with perfect accented English. DO NOT ASK IN DIALECTS !!! )

and ask her to show u the way. After that, try to ask her where she worked ( Remember to sound casual and begin your questions with ” By The Way “…and before she can say it, interrupt her by sounding your own handphone again, and repeat the same nonsense. Before U go, exchange namecards.
BINGO

I GUARANTEE YOU SHE WILL BE THINKING OF YOU!!

Thank you and Good luck hunting………..please email me any articles that you seek and please comment……

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California Fitness, Fitness First and all types of fitness gym are haven for lot of gym hotties that are keeping their bodies fit and trim for us. So why miss them, Below i have provided tips and tricks to use to your casanova skills to get your gym partner permanently and who knows she might give you a massage back home…hehe…happycasanoving …

Here are 10 things to look for and access before you meet your potential mate:

Whenever you have a target goal you must always assess the situation. Assessing the situation means researching your target, analyzing their actions, and become instinctive about their personality. By doing so, you become more aware on how to market yourself when executing your mission plan to date her.

1. Check if she has a ring on her wedding finger.
2. If not, does she have a tan line on her wedding finger?
3. Do you have eye contact with her occasionally?
4. What kind of personality does she emanate? (shy, talkative, flirtatious, confident)
5. Notice what reading material she reads.
6. Estimate her time of arrival and departure at the gym.
7. Observe how she interacts with other men at the gym.
8. See if she’s a beginner, average or an intermediate worker outer.
9. Pick up on her patterns: what she drinks, how she trains, who she talks to.
10. Get a ‘vibe’ from her. A vibe is an invisible message to you that she likes you.
11. Check when she is entering a gym, whether she is carrying a helmet. (This is because normally is a woman is carrying a helmet, she expects her rempit boyfriend to pick her up after she is done with her gym sessions).

Here are 10 opportunities to talk to her:

Getting noticed will be fairly easy if you are confident, fit and extroverted. There are key moments when you are able to actually converse with someone at the gym. These moments are called “market windows” at the gym (I just made that up).

1. Approach her to assist when she is struggling to adjust a weight (especially leg extension machines!)
2. When she is done with the squat or bench press, act like you are using it next and help take off her plates. That will spark conversation!
3. Stretch in the group exercise room when she is in there performing lunges, core work or stretching.
4. Watch out in case she drops anything on the ground so you can retrieve it for her.
5. Train cardio close (but not next to) the machine beside her.
6. Buy her a post-workout smoothie (But be incognito about it. Let her wonder who her secret admirer is)
7. Accidently start training on her machine when she is getting water
8. Say something to her if you notice her absence (if she is sick or travelling)
9. Initiate conversation during rest times and ask her about a local event.
10. Be real and tell her she’s beautiful and that you’d like to take her out sometime.

Thanks to Maria Kang for her Contribution

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I personally would recommend if anyone dates older woman……..y ? let me list down the facts

1. They are more matured and intelligent
2. They are superb in bed experience ma…and sex positions…..from 69>7 eleven >doggstyle…haha
3. They tend to listen to your problems and will be there for you always.
4. They will teach you how to handle a woman like a gentleman
5. Their tongue can do wonders,
6. No strings attached….
7. And don’t cheat any woman. Be open and tell what type of relationship you want.

Let go to more serious stuff.
The art of picking them.
Places to get them online…..i recommend is Tagged.com……….its full of them….so many i dated are from tagged and facebook.com…..and dont try friendster…all of them are kids……..

The second place to find them is Shopping complex like midvaley, jusco and even bookshops like Mph and Kinokuniya.

The third place is mamak foodshop, its easier to talk to them if their alone……

The last place for me is Clubs, pub and disco……..the classy women normally are in Zeta bar…lots of datin…milf….

Eye Contact…..Look at her…and smile….if she smile back…..just go over and say hi if not stay away…she might be waiting for someone else……
Confindence and alway dress well…This was from an interview from a milf
“”Nice smile, beautiful smile,” a 41-year-old woman gushes about the 27-year-old muscular man across the table. “He has great hair, beautiful eyes. He’s tall. He’s confident.”
The key word is confidence….always be neat, walk up tall, and project success.

Next thing is Never ever ask a woman her age…..this is an unwritten rule
Compliments Also Work……….Say nice things but dun fake it………….
Always have your name card ready…to pass on to her………….

Tc ….and Enjoy

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This apply for any race of women, whether japanese, chinese, malay or indian, arab…so use this information wisely….

Body language is spoken not with words, but with actions. It is known as a type of non verbal form of communication. Body language is being used constantly, often unconsciously.

Studies made by social scientists showed that a person communicate only seven percent verbally and ninety three percent non verbal or through actions.

The body language that individuals use determines to a great extent the condition of one’s communication. Therefore it is important that one should be conscious of his own as well as the body language of others. Body language can be used for an objective, in the same manner that it can be used consciously.

Several body language signals can balance each other so as to create a specific meaning very clear or to support and highlight the meaning of something that one wants to communicate verbally.

1. Nodding. This act is a very simple sign of responsiveness. The girl is showing a lot of interest in your conversation. She is being very attentive to all that you are saying and is a very good sign that she likes you.

2. Touching her chin. This is a sign of fascination and attraction. She is having a great time with you.

3. Mirror image. When she is imitating the movements of your body, as well as your postures, this means that she is very much interested and attracted in you and at the very least, would want to be your friend.

4. The girl touches the glass’ edge using her fingers. This is interpreted by Psychologists as a sign of sexual attraction. This interpretation is strengthened by a huge number of women who were interviewed and claimed that they do this deliberately to call their date’s attention.

This elegant way of caressing the glass is an indication of underlying calmness, anticipating and self-control. This is to signal you to sit beside or join her.

5. Running her fingers down her hair. Grooming her hair in front of you conveys that she has so much energy and wants to do something. This is interpreted as calling the attention of the man and would like to be held or “captured”.
How she caresses her hair also conveys a message. It lets you know of her character. Slow caressing of the hair means that she is an expert on “love”; fast and tensed touching of the hair reveal shame or impatience.

6. Bats her lashes repeatedly. This is interpreted as wanting to conquer you. She is the aggressive type, wanting to initiate something very romantic. She wants to be the hunter and you be her victim!

7. Wets constantly her lips. The frequent wetting of lips is indeed a very sexual sign that even without the interpretation of experts; you will know its meaning. She wants to be kissed and most probably, wants to be taken to bed.

8. Swinging her legs. As with all body languages mentioned, this act is likewise a sexually stimulating movement. This really indicates that she likes you and even wants to go to bed with you.

And the last thing is start practising………Teach a man how to fish….and he will fish all day long…..haha

Please comment and suggest for any information.. that you need from me……….Adios and have a nice day

From your MalaysianCasanova