Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy

Kate Moss

2012-01-27T07:13:00.001+07:00

Kate Moss won't join twitter? Why? Because she is one of the most famous women in the world? See the name: Moss, it's close to famoss (famous). Lol. Off course, that's not true. No tickling thing there to tell the story about.

"No. I couldn't swim while I want to swim, because people kept twitting me and asking me to teach them English." Is this her statement?

No, here is the truth:

"No. I couldn't think of anything worse than people knowing what I'm doing all the time. I just don't understand it. I don't get it at all. Why would anybody want to know? I try to be the opposite, so people don't know anything that I'm doing. I don't want people to know anything!" she laughed in an interview with British newspaper The Times.

The 38-year-old star wishes she was anonymous from time to time. And to help her make it true, we need to support her, give her the media, maybe a special room for reflection or meditation and .... What?! This silly!

And we hope she was to be reborn to put down here as another tickling story. Lol.

"Why would anybody want to know? I try to be the opposite, so people don't know anything that I'm doing," remember, she said this--it's privacy; it's not Casper's statement.

Tickle story?

2012-01-25T09:05:00.002+07:00

It's weird. Can you tickle a story? Instead, a story will tickle you. But if you would give it a try, just do it.

Okay, first tickle the story of Obama: “We're looking forward to hearing from [President Obama] about what's ahead in the coming year. Our teams and new volunteers are opening up their offices and their homes to experience this moment in history together ..." There is nothing tickling here and written above is not a story. Hmm...

Or tickle the story of Katy Perry: You knew Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia recently? Why didn't the promoters tell me about it? First, don't tickle Katy Perry's funny bone. She has nothing to do with it. "Are you sure that this singer and songwriter will perform at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and .... It doesn't laugh. The story cannot be tickled!

So, how to tickle a story? There's nothing that we can do. Just let the words tickle themselves. Each time they tickle each other, the comma will tickle the full stop, the full stop will tickle the paragraph and the paragraph will tickle the passage.

If this won't make a tickling story don't see me on the first page of google.

Tickle Indonesian leader, do you dare?

2012-01-23T20:54:00.001+07:00

Is it a tickling story? Tickling article? Or whatever ... you may drop by to tickle or to be tickled..

Wanted: Indonesian leader!

Indonesia ahead needs a leader who is able to listen to people and understand the meaning of mandatory. If he is a Muslim not only must he believe there is hell and heaven before he steps forward for power, but he needs a cleric to make sure of it. He is supposed to frequently read or recite the Quran himself, especially when it comes to the ayah of hell torture for the mandatory traitor.

So, if you think you are the right person, please review the requirements below before you make decision

No image-building oriented
Not governed by the system, he controls it instead
No rhetorical statements over corruption but he himself is the corruption buster
No demand for standard facilities
No outsider’s interest and share
No discrimination of law, must be willing to be punished if he breaks his promise

And the last ...

No wonder that you WITHDRAW!

Katy Perry

2012-01-20T08:37:00.002+07:00

Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia?

Why didn't the promoters tell me about it? First, don't tickle Katy Perry's funny bone. She has nothing to do with it. "Are you sure that this singer and songwriter will perform at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and then will visit me to share her tickling stories?"

Don't yell, "Come on ..."

Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson (born October 25, 1984), better known by her stage name of Katy Perry, is not an amateur singer who sings melancholic song of dangdut--this kind of genre popular in Indonesia. Born in Santa Barbara, California, and raised by Christian pastor parents, Perry grew up listening to only gospel music and sang in her local church as a child. About this, she never told me in private due to continental long distance's problem.

She might have been in Jakarta by the time I'm writing this. Again, why didn't the promoters tell me about it? If they did, I would beg SOPA to stop their action to disturb our online activities, right? What is SOPA anyway? They are bad news for bloggers, artists and whoever having business on the Internet.

What do you think Mr. Promoter? Why do you think, Katy? What do you think Mr. Pirate? Whoops ....
Pirate?

Well, welcome to Indonesia, dear ...

SOPA, a tickling story?

2012-01-20T07:15:00.001+07:00

We are not talking about SOPA as a protection against indecency. This is serious problem. No tickling nonsense. What is SOPA? The Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) is a law (bill) of the United States proposed in 2011 to fight online trafficking in copyrighted intellectual property and counterfeit goods.

Here we are stressing on proposals which include barring advertising networks, not the ones referring to marital. But if you want to get married soon, better propose your spouse in a good manner, because who knows soon you'll get a maximum penalty of five years in prison initiated by SOPA.

That is because you don't know the meaning of barring search engines from linking to the sites. You become a newborn criminal and with you there are million people will follow.

User-content websites such as YouTube would be greatly affected, and concern has been expressed that they may be shut down if the bill becomes law. This means you can no longer become a couch potato, an artist a writer, and a copier.

Read more: Opponents state the legislation would enable law enforcement to remove an entire internet domain due to something posted on a single blog, arguing that an entire online community could be punished for the actions of a tiny minority. In a 1998 law, copyright owners are required to request the site to remove the infringing material within a certain amount of time. SOPA would bypass this "safe harbor" provision by placing the responsibility for detecting and policing infringement onto the site itself. (Wikipedia)

Good news, right? Maybe you have the same opinion as mine. How to tickle SOPA with tickling stories available on the internet, including the ones from this blog so that they may remember that the world is inhibited by human beings not robots or aliens.

One shot, Tom Cruise and a tickling story

2012-01-08T18:06:00.002+07:00

Tom Cruise has been in Pittsburgh, PA filming One Shot, based off the book of the same name by Lee Child, and we are here in Indonesia not going there to watch the movie making.

I don't think this is going to be a tickling story as Tom plays Jack Reacher, an ex-army cop who is found connected to a pyscho-killer. No, he doesn't play Jack Ondel-Ondel a dummy blogger who abandoned his blogs due to boredom. Here he starts investigating the case, but unfortunately it doesn't include corruption cases in Indonesia.

Fans of the novel have been up in line to see Tom, not to urge him to write the Indonesian president to combat corruption, but to ask an autograph, perhaps.

He has the extra hours to add muscles at the gym for the role, and along with special effects, the producers are excited to see how this pans out!

Corruptors here might be excited too to see this film planned to be released in 2013. By, the way, Mr. President, thank you for all of the remission and light sentences.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger not to tickle his own story

2012-01-08T15:13:00.002+07:00

Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, have separated, putting themselves to the world's spotlight.

No tickling story, with Shriver moving out of their Brentwood mansion, Arnold must not show his muscle to her anymore. Whoops .. Is it true? Bodybuilding is great, but apart from this matter, off course, this statement is not to take seriously, especially by those having lack sense of humor.

Shriver has been residing apart from the actor-turned-politician for the last few weeks but is not writing a tickling story about her marital failure. The couple confirmed the separation without anybody offering them money to put down their story to a blog, and about when that was, you may browse it on the Internet.

Meanwhile asking Mr. Schwarzenegger to read this tickling article is not recommended. Any compulsion will bring you nothing except only giving you a black eye.

Tickling stories?

2012-01-06T06:40:00.000+07:00

Here is a list of tickling stories that you may find silly, ridiculous or weird. They are part of entertainment and you are free to laugh or not.

Poker game, in case you need something different; a tickling story which forces you to fight against your enemy in a kungfu fighting
Image for children, a tickling story which never be sounded as it is represented by pictures
Vaginal problem, maybe this one is not a tickling story for men
Bed time story, written at the beginning of the construction of this blog
Robert Pattinson, who else to attract attention of girls if not him?
Kristen Stewart, seen her in park waiting for a vampire?
Justin Bieber, Do you have his doll with you?
Celebrities to jostle for the train, a silly one!
Clark Kent, a new blogger?

There are stlll more. But unfortunatelly, it's getting late now.

Once you finish reading them, wash your hand and go to bed. Don't do the same mistakes again,okay? Don't wet your bed, don't ask your mom to put you in her lap and make her breastfeed you, you are an adult now.

Tickling writing?

2012-01-04T22:59:00.000+07:00

What about?

About an seo expert who cannot tickle Google search engine quite well? About celebrities who are learning to tickle everyone's fancy? Or about life with its serious rhyme? If you like writing, it is not recommended to write about corruption while a corruptor is there being with you and is treating you well.

Nobody can write anything serious when he is being tickled while typing on the computer, can't they? Anyhow, who will do such a stupid thing like that?

In order to be able to write something unique, you don't need to go to Oxford Universtiy. Just visit this blog and you may wonder, "Mr. Nurman, is this blog a real tickling blog?"

Of course, I won't say anything. The conclusion is yours. Again, if you like writing and get inspired from this blog, will your writing be considered unique later on after following this suggestion? With or without this suggestion, if you have a sense of humor and you are fond of writing, something spectacular can be created by your hand, of course.

Otherwise, probably that's what I call a tickling writing whether or not I see the contents after all.

No more words to say, keep tickling the world with me, guys ...

Tickling blog

2011-12-26T07:58:00.006+07:00

Is it enough to say it's a tickling blog when there's a content there talking about poker? Or about Robert Pattinson's interview? What's so funny about them? Viewers have their own judgment.

A tickling blog doesn't need to make you laugh at loud to read the contents. Even when there's an article about Robocop doing a stupid thing, or Superman is crazy about blogging. Something to distinguish it from others, that there should be unusual themes to satisfy its readers.

Sensation, yes of course, this is what a tickling blog expecting. While others wonder if Britney has already converted to Islam or Obama is Muslim, himself, here such news become something weird, because it's not serious.

What does tickle mean? What is tickling? Will there be different perception coming up after reading the contents of this blog? I don't think, one needs to tickle himself while reading this or inspired to tickle others in real meaning, that's all.

Happy tickling, ops--happy reading ...

Robert Pattinson

2011-12-25T21:28:00.003+07:00

He was born on 13 May 1986 in London, England, UK or born in 1988? You are the great fan of him, must know it well. Of his birth Name, is it Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson or Robert Michael Thomson Pattinson?

No tickling things to deceive you.

Okay, Robert Pattinson's nickname is Rob. He is 6' 1" (1.85 m). Robert Pattinson was born on May 13, 1986, in London, England, that's the correct answer.Anybody says he doesn't enjoy music and is not an excellent musician, is a big mistake. He plays both the guitar and piano.

When Robert was 15, he didn't join the commuters to jostle for a space in Bogor, Indonesia. He instead started acting in amateur plays with the Barnes Theatre Company. Afterward, he took screen role like Curse of the Ring (2004) (TV) (Kingdom of Twilight) as Giselher.

One day, In 2003, Mr Edward Cullen was looking for him to ask him to star Twilight (2008/I). And if you believe this, absolutely you know nothing at all about Robert Pattinson.

Okay, the last question, is his trade mark messy hair and thick eyebrows? Is that kind of hair for sale? Are the thick eyebrows green? Don't ask a sissy. He'll kick your ass.

Poker game, a tickling story

2011-12-25T06:57:00.003+07:00

It's not about Texas Hold’em, the most popular poker game in the world. It's not about ”how to kick your ass!”, either, in case you get a negative response from someone who dislikes poker.

“Come on, young man, to win a Kungfu fighting, you also need strategy. It applies here too when it comes to play poker,” It's about a tickling story of poker of which I wrote the similar here.

If you are familiar with poker, you probably know, besides Texas Hold’em, there’s Omaha. It is a very similar game to Texas Hold’em. The biggest difference is that instead of just two cards, each player is dealt 4 hole cards.

The beginner will soon know all about Seven Card Stud, Razz, Seven Card Stud Hi Lo, and Five Card Draw.There are many different types of poker games where all of the above are mixed together. A good example is HORSE. The games played in HORSE are Holdem, Omaha Hi-lo, Razz, Seven Card Stud and Seven Card Stud Hilo.

Again, I'm not telling the detail of this game. I'm promoting your related business by comic strip. Why comic strip? It is the effective media which easily attracts visitor due to its unique display. See sample here. See the story related to it here Get inspired?

Good luck

Robert Pattinson's interview?

2011-12-24T21:24:00.002+07:00

First we would like to know about your fansite Mr. Pattinson, what's the name? Does this belong to Edward Cullen ...?

Were you on shooting location, Friday night? But what did you do ..., oh wait, I know what you did last summer.

But, please make sure, you have done your homework, so that mommy won't yell at you. I am wondering why you should do your homework? You're a man, you can take care of yourself.

Just speak after mommy, It's too late, Mr. Pattinson, it's the time for you to go to bed but you're still in front of the computer, are you going to post another tickling story?

It is not funny if you say you are Robert Pattinson and ...

YOU WHAT?!

I know you're not him. Put off your mask, Mr. so and so, I know what you did last summer.

Blogging! Haha!

Justin Bieber, the famous singer

2011-12-24T20:49:00.002+07:00

Justin Bieber, who doesn't know him? Indonesian teenagers were flattered when he came to Bogor last year for a spectacular music concert. You bet, nothing so expensive when it comes to favor. To throng the stadium to see the singer perform on stage lively, that's a rare opportunity.

But, do you remember when Bieber's dolls came to a toy store once? Sure, there didn't dominate Indonesia's market. Bad news for hijackers.

Remember, the dolls, dressed in the singer's signature looks from those music videos, from a leather jacket and microphone to a green hoodie and guitar, turn about to be able to sing?

But they can't move, can't breath, can't talk, they're only dolls.

I agree with you. So let's answer the last question, "No, we don't remember." Because you know there I go again.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

Kristen Steward, Robert Pattinson, what celebrities!

2011-12-24T20:19:00.001+07:00

Remember my posting about Robert Pattinson having a new bike and Kristen Steward washing her hair? Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either. That's a silly article, isn't it?

Now again, as Kristen went to the park, Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind.

Did they use to be together starring in a horror movie? Absolutely yes. Are they now together? You bet.

A tickling question now is, is it a good idea not thinking about being a vampire when you are in a bad mood if you happen to be their fans?

Indonesian seo expert?

2011-12-21T08:23:00.003+07:00

Who can change the following definition of SEO? Search engine optimization (SEO) is the process of improving the visibility of a website or a web page in search engines via the "natural" or un-paid ("organic" or "algorithmic") search results (Wikipedia). I think anybody can, as long as it refers to the same perception, right?.

And who can get your blog or website to the first page of Google? Try an expert. There are many out there, including those coming from Indonesia, including me, myself.

Am I an Indonesian seo expert? Well, so far Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy promotes only comedy writings and illustrations including caricatures, comic strips and the like. However, you see the point here. That since I've found that there's not so hard competition there, I need to put my name on first page of Google as an Indonesian seo expert ; this is my chance to prove you that I am a credible Indonesian seo expert.

Now that you find the link there on first page of Google leading here, so you make sure of yourself that I am the right person for you to hire for your seo project. A tickling blogger with a tickling blog who is consistent with tickle or tickling keyword, how about that? Just check out there on Google by typing tickle blog, tickling blogging, tickling Britney, tickle brad pitt, tickle Tara Reids, Tori Spelling, Mike Tyson and more of well known celebrities and public figures.

Nothing to lose to entrust the artist, he has of a sense of ''art!''

Comic strip sample

2011-12-16T07:26:00.005+07:00

Promote your product with comic strip. See the samples here for inspiration. I'll tell you more later.

This one drawn with Microsoft paint is a black and white comic strict sample. Wait for a colorful sample to appear here and wait for more.

Children's story illustration samples

2011-11-23T06:28:00.008+07:00

Animal illustration samples

2011-11-22T08:35:00.004+07:00

Wait for more to appear

Black and white illustration samples

2011-11-22T08:09:00.005+07:00

I got him

This is my son, Muhammad Faiz Rahman

Go, get them ...

Walk in the rain

Wait for more to appear here

Caricature samples

2011-11-20T10:59:00.014+07:00

Here is Leonardo DiCaprio

The legend of Bollywood, Amitabh Bachchan

Super Oprah

I bet you know this comedian ...

It's Jacky Chan

It's me

Wait for more to appear.

Illustrator for hire

2011-11-01T23:18:00.001+07:00

Can you guess whose picture appeared below? No, you won't guess she is one of the famous people on earth. Is she from another planet? Come on. You know her. Just take a look a little closer.

She is from the planet Photoshop if I may kid you. Compare it to the picture below and wait for another sample if you decide to hire me.

If you still don't know her, no problem. You're not a moviegoer, are you? Neither am I!

Wait and come back here, I'll show you who she really is. Wait also for more caricature to come.

Tickling Superman?

2011-10-23T16:51:00.003+07:00

Maybe this crazy Superman or stressful one is looking for sensation. Just like us, he wants to cope with stress, too. And he has his own way that you have never imagined before. Find out ... just to tickle your fancy!

Tickling English

2011-10-20T04:59:00.001+07:00

Are you a linguist? Test your skill here. Find what’s wrong with the following statements

Computations means simple aeronautics

Synonyms are words that have the same blessing

Negatives are negations of affirmative repayment

Comparatives are comparisons of two or more hustle

Conditionals are statements of compulsions and imagined results

Concessions are statements of unbalanced results

Causals are statements of mouse of explosion

Chronological events are events that take time relationship to each mother

Place means the location where the conversation corrupted

Implied means suggested, but not cursed

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Thanks.

Indonesia, wake up!

2011-10-06T05:56:00.001+07:00

Tell those lazy people to be there with their big megaphone to utter their well thought and words into one and with zest to tickle everybody’s fancy. Don't just yell, "Say no to corruption!"

If you happen to hear this notification you’d better close your ear. And focus on the word ‘there’ as written above. Don’t force yourself to join in a rally to protest government’s policies on various issues if you’re soft spoken, calm and forward looking. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt might not follow it, because they live far, far away from this place. Besides, they have nothing to do with this.

These lazy people are busy with Twitter and Facebook. They may enjoy watching infotainment shows performing dangdut singers or rap singers in their break time. Don’t tell them about loan sharks, or bread or debt or zombies rising up to have plastic surgery.

Harry Potter’s magic may not appeal to them. Rick Perry is whom they know nothing about and comedy is not wroth written as part of shows. Who are those lazy people and where are they?

But, wait … “Who says I’m lazy,” says one of them in his deep sleep in the parliament.

Wake up Indonesia!

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