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Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble - Fresh Prince RMX

2010-12-17T13:46:00.000-08:00

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince "Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble (DJ 0.000001 Remix)". I love this track. Listen/download at http://hypem.com/#!/item/177nr/DJ+Jazzy+Jeff+The+Fresh+Prince+-+Girls+Ain+t+Nothing+But+Trouble+DJ+0+000001+Remix+

Ha ha ha

2010-12-08T11:36:00.000-08:00

I've been intensively studying various forms comedy for the last half year or so, and I've found some hilarious stuff. One of my favorite comedians is Paul F. Tompkins. I highly recommend his monthly podcast. One thing that separates Tompkins from a lot of other funny comedians is that he strays away from toilet humor and foul language. I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with a good fart joke, but avoiding these sorts of things forces one to focus on truly creative jokes, rather than relying on the old standby of shock humor. One of my favorite parts of the show is the recurring characters that interact with each other. For example you can hear "Ice-T" and "Macho Man Randy Savage" rambling on about their motorcycle road trip in Mexico - good stuff. Anyway, check out the Paul F. Tompkast at http://pft.libsyn.com/

Imagine

2010-11-04T07:15:00.001-07:00

Magical Bass #8!!!

2010-11-04T07:08:00.001-07:00

Even though Episode #7 ended with the death of resident host DJ 0.000001, Magical Bass has returned! Featuring replacement host, Th' Mole, Magical Bass - Episode #8 is a tribute to the late DJ 0.000001, showcasing nearly 100 minutes worth of his best remixes as well as some rare and unreleased tracks. (And don't miss the surprise twist ending!)

01. Th' Mole - Magical Bass Theme #6
02. Red The Man Without The Machine - I Should Tell Ya Mama (Chops Remix) (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
03. Das Racist - Who's That? (Broooown!) (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
04. Soulja Boy - Snap & Roll (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
05. DJ 0.000001 - We All Fall Down
06. DJ 0.000001 ft. R. Kelly & Jeremih - Earth Day Sex
07. Rokhausen - Cafeteria Sex (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
08. DJ 0.000001 ft. ODB & Matty G - Ooh Baby I Like It Hard
09. Keke Palmer - Superjerkin' (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
10. Freddy Todd - Blowin' Good (Mochipet Remix) (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
11. DJ 0.000001 - Inaudible Vs. Th' Mole - Go Horsie
12. E-40 - I'm On One (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
13. Chris Brown ft. Drake & Swizz Beats - I Can Transform Ya (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
14. Tech N9ne - Stamina/Hunterish (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
15. A-Trak ft. Soulja Boy - Trizzy Turnt Up (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
16. Devo - Whip It (Mochipet Remix) (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
17. Bizzy Bone - Try Hustle Me (DJ 0.000001 Remix) (Th' Mole Remix)
18. Coolio - Fantastic Voyage (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
19. Incredible Bongo Band - Apache (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
20. DJ 0.000001 ft. Johnny Cage & The Voodoo Groove - Down In A Hole (Nobody Fucks W/ Jesus)
21. Sissy Nobby - Snake (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
22. Kid Sister - Switch Board (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. Venetian Snares) (Remaster)
23. Rappy McRapperson ft. Lil Nasty - Speedos & An Abraham Lincoln Hat (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
24. Pen Mamba - Peanut Butter Jelly Time Remix (DJ 0.000001 Remix) (Remaster)
25. Th' Mole - Bouncy Ball (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
26. Lil Jon ft. LMFAO - Outta Your Mind (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
27. Joe Hunt - Every Freakin Night (666Gangstaz Remix) (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
28. Dirty Money ft. Rick Ross & Nicky Minaj - Hello Good Morning (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
29. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - 1st Of Tha Month (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
30. DJ Assault - Ass N Titties (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
31. Ol' Dirty Bastard ft. Macy Gray - Don't Go Breakin' My Heart (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
32. Outkast - The Whole World (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
33. DJ 0.000001 ft. Oskar Ohlson - Magical Bass Theme #1

STREAM/DOWNLOAD ENTIRE EPISODE HERE.

Featured individual tracks:

DJ 0.000001 - Inaudible Vs. Th' Mole - Go Horsie by magicalbass

Keke Palmer - Superjerkin' (DJ 0.000001 Remix) by magicalbass

Sissy Nobby - Snake (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. Limonous) by magicalbass

DJ 0.000001 Is Dead

2010-09-03T07:50:00.001-07:00

Man Bites Blog's own DJ 0.000001, host of the Magical Bass show, has passed on. Yeah, he's dead! (Okay, well, the fact that his alter-ego, Th' Mole, is still alive might suggest that his death is actually nothing more than a desperate cry for attention.) The latest episode of Magical Bass features DJ 0.000001's usual serving of exclusive remixes interwoven with a radio play depicting his last troubled moments, concluding with his violent murder!

What does this mean for the future of Magical Bass? Is it over? Will DJ 0.000001 be miraculously revived from the dead as a cyborg mummy DJ? Time will only tell - stay tuned...

Magical Bass - Episode #7 by magicalbass

Magical Bass - Episode #7: The Death Of DJ 0.000001
01. Chet Baker - I Get Along Without You Very Well (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
02. Lil Wayne - Pussy Monster (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
03. Nemesis - Munchies For Your Bass (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
04. DJ 0.000001 ft. Renger Koning - Where Is The Magic?
05. 89 Boyz - Double Dutch (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. Corvus Corax)
06. NWA - Gangsta Gangsta (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
07. Ween - Don't Get 2 Close (2 My Fantasy) (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
08. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Twister (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
09. Tim & Eric - My Sister's Cute (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
10. Dr. Evil & Mini-Me - Hard Knock Life (DJ 0.000001 Remix)

NWA - Gangsta Gangsta (DJ 0.000001 Remix) by magicalbass

Chet Baker - I Get Along Without You (DJ 0.000001 Remix) by magicalbass

Lil Wayne - Pussy Monster (DJ 0.000001 Remix) by magicalbass

Ween - Don't Get 2 Close (DJ 0.000001 Remix) by magicalbass

The complete Magical Bass episodes are available at brooklynradio.net/magicalbass but you can find more exclusive DJ 0.000001 tracks at soundcloud.com/magicalbass. Also, you can stream/download and subscribe to the Magical Bass podcast here.

2010-08-05T09:32:00.000-07:00

DJ 0.000001‘s epic Magical Bass Episode #6 features exclusive remixes of Outkast, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Lil Jon, Tim & Eric, DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince, and more.

Magical Bass – Episode #6
01. DJ 0.000001 ft. Lil Jon & Fred Wesley – Magical Bass Theme #5
02. Lil Jon ft. LMFAO – Outta Your Mind (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
03. The Fly Girlz – Fly Girlz (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
04. Myn Dwun – Prelude In M (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
05. DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince – Girls Ain’t Nothing But Trouble (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
06. Killer Queens – Bitches (South Rakkas Crew Remix) (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
07. Tim & Eric – I Sit Down When I Pee (DJ 0.000001 Edit)
08. The Ranger$ – Pin Drop (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. Foxdye)
09. Ol’ Dirty Bastard ft. Macy Gray – Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart (DJ 0.000001 Remix)
10. Outkast – The Whole World (DJ 0.000001 Remix)

Lil Jon ft. LMFAO - Outta Your Mind (DJ 0.000001 Remix) by magicalbass

Outkast - The Whole World (DJ 0.000001 Remix) by magicalbass

Ol' Dirty Bastard ft. Macy Gray - Don't Go Breakin' My Heart (DJ 0.000001 Remix) by magicalbass

The complete Magical Bass episodes are available at brooklynradio.net/magicalbass but you can find more exclusive DJ 0.000001 tracks at soundcloud.com/magicalbass. Also, you can stream/download and subscribe to the Magical Bass podcast here.

2010-07-14T16:23:00.000-07:00

The latest serving of Magical Bass, featuring Danny Elfman, Drop The Lime, Dead Prez and more, is something completely different. Engrossing, hilarious and bass-filled, it's a radio play mystery loosely based on DJ 0.000001's recent relationship problems. Both beat junkies and anyone who's ever suffered a broken heart will find something special in Magical Bass Episode 5: The Case of the Missing Magic.

01. DJ 0.000001 - Intro
02. Danny Elfman - Shrunken Heads Main Title (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. Stacs of Stamina & DJ Sharpsound)
03. Th' Mole - How 2 B Cool
04. Stacs of Stamina - Poisson Screwed (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. DJ Sharpsound & Chromeo)
05. J-Kwon - Tipsy (Instrumental) (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. Techno Animal)
06. Terms None - Terror Alert Orange (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. J-Kwon & Lamb)
07. Killjoy - Britney Stole My Crackpipe (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. 666Gangstaz)
08. Drop The Lime - Bricks (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. Kylesa & Serge Gainsbourg)
09. Th' Mole - I Hate You
10. Mindless Self Indulgence - Straight To Video (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. Math Head, Kylesa & DJ Scud)
11. Danny Elfman - Beetlejuice The Animated Series Main Title (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. Beginner)
12. Dead Prez - It's Bigger Than Hip-Hop (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. Coldcut, Sebastian & Rush)
13. Rush - Tom Sawyer (DJ 0.000001 Remix ft. Skream & Too $hort)
14. Th' Mole - Don't Be Sad, Nothing Matters

Magical Bass - Episode 5: The Case of the Missing Magic by magicalbass

You can stream or download right now, or if you prefer, you can access and subscribe to the show via RSS (podcast) or iTunes.

Magical Bass on Brooklyn Radio

Magical Bass on SoundCloud

Magical Bass/Daly City RSS Feed

Daly City/Magical Bass iTunes Feed

Psychedelic X-Mas

2010-06-07T00:39:00.000-07:00

<a href="http://noah23.bandcamp.com/track/psychedelic-christmas">Psychedelic Christmas by Noah23</a>

Magical Bass #2 feat. Glitch Mob, Gorillaz, Mochipet & More

2010-06-06T10:10:00.000-07:00

In association with Daly City Records, Chrome Kids, Man Bites Blog, and Brooklyn Radio, DJ 0.000001's Magical Bass is in a realm of its own. Rather than just a radio show, Magical Bass should properly be considered a unique musical composition, painstaking sequenced and remixed, with the utmost attention to detail and optimal sound quality.

Episode two features Glitch Mob, Mochipet, Gorillaz, Too $hort, A-Trak and more, chopped, sliced and layered like you've never heard before!

You can also visit the Magical Bass SoundCloud page where listeners can download high quality MP3's of each episode (minus the voiceovers) as well as many of the individual tracks featured in each show!

You can stream or download right now, or if you prefer, you can access and subscribe to the show via RSS (podcast) or iTunes.

Magical Bass on Brooklyn Radio

Magical Bass on SoundCloud

Magical Bass/Daly City RSS Feed

Daly City/Magical Bass iTunes Feed

Introducing Spiral Arm - Like, Things, and That.

2010-06-01T16:23:00.000-07:00

I've started contributing to Spiral Arm. A new blog about, like, culture and shit. It's a collaborative project between myself and some like minded persons. Fret not, the podcast shall continue. I will strive to produce episodes at an equally irregular rate as I have been. This is not a goodbye, its a ''Hey have you met so-and-so, he works in...''. An introduction is what this is. I introduce to you. Spiral Arm and, I hope you to get along.

Man Bites Blog, Daly City & Chrome Kids present MAGICAL BASS

2010-05-26T15:38:00.000-07:00

Courtesy of Daly City Records, Chrome Kids and Man Bites Blog, DJ 0.000001 (AKA Th' Mole) presents Magical Bass, on Brooklyn Radio, where the hardest-hitting, most futuristic, most bass-blurpingest beats in the universe wrangle with psychedelically tweaked vocals and freaked-out alien synths, all of which is compressed and fast-forwarded into a furious explosion of robo-rap lazer-blap glitch-core heaven! Featuring exclusive remixes and edits by grandblaster DJ 0.000001, and mini-mixes by special guests, Magical Bass is not just a radio show, but an original 45-minute long musical composition, scientifically designed to make you smarter, healthier and happier, and guaranteed to make even your mother move!

Always one to go the extra mile, DJ 0.000001 has set up a SoundCloud page (soundcloud.com/magicalbass) where listeners can download high quality MP3's of each episode (minus the voiceovers) as well as many of the individual tracks featured in each show!

Episode 1 is a special one-time-only hour-long episode chock-full of exclusives, featuring Das Racist, Mochipet, EPROM, The Flying Skulls, Spankrock, Ddamage, ill.gates, and many more. You can stream or download right now, along with a number of other cool shows, at BrooklynRadio.net, or if you prefer, you can access and subscribe to the show via RSS (podcast) or iTunes. (Links below.)

Magical Bass on Brooklyn Radio: http://brooklynradio.net/magicalbass

Magical Bass on SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/magicalbass

Magical Bass/Daly City RSS feed (Blog + Podcasts): http://feeds.feedburner.com/DalyCityRecords

Magical Bass/Daly City iTunes feed: pcast://feeds.feedburner.com/DalyCityPodcast

No One Will Play With Me ▀▀ Mixtape

2010-05-17T10:25:00.000-07:00

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No One Will Play With Me is the latest in a continuing series of mixtapes for Man Bites Blog exploring the synergy between various incarnations of modern music. The result is an experimental soundclash that melts synth heavy hiphop with bone-crushing metal, fuses dubstep with disco, and meshes the mainstream with the avant-garde. Listen as vintage electronic pioneers share the bill with tomorrows beat alchemists. Mischievously they screw and chop Lady Gaga, pitch-shift Ludacris, and reloop Chris DeBurgh to fashion a gothic disco soundtrack. And still no one will play with me.

WAY SLOWER

2010-05-10T00:00:00.000-07:00

HEAVEN CAN WAIT MIXTAPE VOL. III repost from Way Slower

Heaven Can Wait Mixtape Vol. IIIbyGames

The Enigma of Conrad Murray ▀▀ Mixtape

2010-05-08T07:09:00.000-07:00

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The Enigma of Conrad Murray is a kaleidoscopic collage of dark liquid disco, chopped-and-screwed, and psychedelia featuring Coil, Ludacris, and Cabaret Voltaire. This exclusive mixtape continues Nicolai's series of audio collages for Man Bites Blog. Distorted rhythms, bit-crushed beats, and droned-out samples combine to make this the most intriguing piece in the series so far.

Man Bites Blog Podcast Ep: 13

2010-05-04T12:26:00.000-07:00

Download MBBP EP:13

The 13th episode sees the usual array of the unusual. Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake mainlined via that fifties jukebox sound, Amy Winehouse gets a Moody Boyz molestation, and The Prodigy's Voodoo People gets a jazzfunk makeover. Electronics, Shoegaze, vintage outsider folk all make it onto the playlist. This episode is dirtier than the Cameron, Clegg, and Brown, 3 politicians 1 cup video. It's voodoo-hoodoo and that's what you don't say to people!

Man Bites Blog Ep:13 Track Listing

1. The Cougars - Saturday Night At The Duckpond
2. Stinky Toys - Voodoo People

3. Flying Lotus & Thom Yorke - ...And The World Laughs With You

4. Shlomo - Spoons

5. Four Tet - Lovecry (Joy Orbison Remix)

6. Lonely Galaxy - Have A Heart (Active Child Remix)

7. Bias & Cole feat. Fox - Fly Up Ya BAnner

8. Amy Winehouse - Love Is A Losing Game (Moody Boyz Vocal Mix)

9. Patrick Wolf - Vulture (These New Puritans Remix)

10. Liquid Days - Circles

11. Sky Saxon - Pushin' To Hard

12. Lonelady - Early The Haste Comes

13. Shad - Ya I Get It

14. Jose James - Blackmagic

15. Freeway & Jake One - The Product

16. Bonnie Dobson - Winter's Going

17. Angelo Badalamenti - Bathing Blossom

18. Walter Jones - I'll Keep On Loving You

19. Booka Shade - Regenerate

20. Pantha Du Prince - Es Schneit

Chipmunks & Earth Day Sex

2010-04-22T00:09:00.000-07:00

Master meta-mashup MD, DJ 0.000001 drops a new gem in honor of Earth Day, as well as a whole album of remixes featuring high-pitched "chipped up" vocals. Both free!

DJ 0.000001 ft. R. Kelly & Jeremih - Earth Day Sex

"Earth Day Sex" (ZIP w/ art & info) - http://dalycityrecords.com/the_mole/DJ0.000001_Earth_Day_Sex.zip

DJ 0.000001 ft. Jamie Foxx "Straight To The Dance Floor (Chipped Up Remix)"

All Chipped Up (ZIP w/ art & info) - http://dalycityrecords.com/the_mole/DJ0.000001_All_Chipped_Up.zip

Gory Pussy, Juggalette Rapper

2010-04-21T13:26:00.000-07:00

Wow! This is different... Self-proclaimed juggalette MC, Gory Pussy, makes hilarious and subversive rap songs about vagina dentata and the like. And she's rather cute too...

Even The Stars Look Like A Mess ▀▀ Mixtape

2010-04-19T04:13:00.000-07:00

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Nicolai continues his series of mixtapes with Even The Stars Look Like A Mess. An audio collage that melds Drone, Ambient and Drag. The perfect soundtrack to summer.. right? The blissed out milky sounds of Lil Wayne scatter alongside abstract Krautrock and the monolithic Sun O))). Salem, Harmonia & Eno, Silver Apples, even Werner Herzog make their presence felt. Well this is Man Bites Blog, the home of musicus eclecticus!

Man Bites Blog Podcast Ep: 12

2010-04-14T05:32:00.000-07:00

Download MBBP EP:12

This time around you can expect to be lulled into an artificial state of delirium as the podcast takes things nice-n-slow. It's like the syrup on the pancake of sound. The music drags, courtesy of OOOOO, Mt. Kimbie and Balam Acab. Look out for Miles Davis serenading Wacko Jacko from the grave. Skirmish is rewriting the dubstep rulebook as we speak. His dark dark take on the genre is a highlight. The blueberry's to continue previous metaphor. Last but not least the music of Man Bites Blog favorite foreign correspondent Th'Mole burrows his way into the tracklist. You better check out Ep:12 you bumbaclart.

Man Bites Blog Ep:12 Track Listing

1. Miles Davis - So What
2. Mt. Kimbie - Maybees
3. Dead Man's Bones - The Room Where You Sleep
4. Andrew Weatherall - Fail We May, Sail We Must
5. Hudo Mo - Twistcliploop
6. Skirmish - Glitchstep
7. Autechre - Known(1)
8. Glasser - Tremmel (Jamie XX Remix)
9. Balam Acab - See Birds
10. OOOOO - Mumbai
11. Magnus Ulga - Sommartid
12. Aurthur Russell - Get Around To It
13. Lisa Lisa - If Wonder If I Take You Home
14. Miles Davis - Human Nature
15. Loyd Banks - Beamer Benz or Bentley
16. Th'Mole feat Warrior Queen - Jump Jack
17. Caoti Mundi - No More Blues

Beat3 Productions Vs. Beastie Boys

2010-03-25T18:48:00.000-07:00

I'm not so much into the Beastie Boys these days, but when I was a lad they totally rubbed me the right way. I actually heard one of their new songs that halfway renewed my faith in them:

But what really gets my juices flowing is this futurey remix of the old Paul's Boutique track "Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun" courtesy of Beat3 Productions. They were kind enough to send us a high quality MP3 and permission to make it downloadable. So here you go!

Beat3 Productions "Gonna Getcha"

You can also stream a whole album's worth of very cool Beat3 tracks on their Soundcloud page.

Man Bites Blog Rides Again + Deceptikon

2010-03-16T17:26:00.000-07:00

Hi! Man Bites Blog is back! Your old buddy, Nicolai, will still make contributions but now I, Th' Mole, will be helping out too (with additional writers coming soon). Yeehaw!

Just released today on Daly City Records, the new album from Zack Wright, AKA Deceptikon, is an epic collection of monstrous beats, buzzing basslines, and vocoded samples. Buy it here.

Listen here:

"Mythology of the Metropolis Promo Mix" MP3

"Kinyoubi" MP3

Popoklatsch ▀▀ Mixtape

2009-10-15T05:08:00.001-07:00

Download this special treat here. Not a podcast par se, Popoklatsch is a 30 minute mix featuring The Rolling Stones, Selda Bagcan, Ice Cube and many more acts from the hit parade. A musical odessy that straddles genre and time. Kent ihr das? Popoklatsch dass ist ja wahnsinn!

Two Fingers - 25 Minute Mix

2009-08-22T04:05:00.000-07:00

Amon Tobin and Doubleclick bring this 25 Minute Mix as Two Fingers. Hip Hop multiplied by bass to the power of glitch seems to be the formula here. Work it out for yourselves and download it.

This is EXACTLY what blogs are for - Japanese Transgender Rock&Roll + Tropical Bass Mixtapes!

2009-08-18T14:55:00.001-07:00

Who is this guy? Wow, this is Fret-Wanking! The likes of which haven't been witnessed since Eddie Van Halen developed a taste for energy drinks.

I shall counter-act this act of musical self-flagellation by way of cultural juxtaposition.

Here's the mix I promised on the previous Podcast by Tehran. Mine's A Mujito is a devishly funky mix that if it were a drink would be one of those sickly fruity Um Bongo's. For a much more succint write up check the Bass Music blog. I'm off to watch that wackjob's related videos on Youtube.

Man Bites Blog Podcast Ep: 11

2009-08-16T08:48:00.000-07:00

Download new episode of the Radio Show!

Critics are calling it 'the best Harry Potter yet' and 'a very pleasant student to work with'. Look forward to Israeli beats courtesy of Ruff, Polish dubstep from SUPRA1, a song about Mr. Charlie's mill, and a Glaswegian choir doing Joy Devision.

Man Bites Blog Ep:11 Track Listing

Lightnin' Hopkins - Mr. Charlie
Lale Belkis - Cigene
Max Tundra - M.B.G.A.T.E
Lightning Dust - I Knew
Warpaint - Billie Holiday
Strong Arm f/ Latin Thuggz & Third World - One Step From Going Crazy
Tom Tom Club - Genius Of Love
Ruff - Otega Passhoot
The Slits - I Heard It Through The Grapevine
The Durutti Column - White Rabbit
The Parsonage - Love Will Tear Us Apart
Moderat - Rusty Nails (Shackelton Remix)
DJ Nate Da Trak Genious - IMA DOG
Little Jinder - Polyhedron (SUPRA1 Remix)
Billie Holiday - I Wonder Where Our Love Has Gone?
The Drifters - Under The Boardwalk
Henry Mancini & His Orchestra - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Latinsizer - Libelula
Bjork - Earth Intruders (Lexx Remix)