Mandelion.com

Working on stuff

Mandy — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 04:25:13 +0000

Working on getting a new image uploaded, fixing my layout, and writing again. My site is going to go insane off and on – so pardon the mess.

I’ve had a Jane Lynch crush since “The Fugitive” ..

Mandy — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:54:35 +0000

and this is why:

As if there was any question about my sexual orientation even in the early 90′s. Hot damn, she is a smoking hot bitch and the fact the video is an almost flawless reproduction of the original Vogue video just makes it even hotter.

I am all about Glee next week.

Goodnight Julia Sugarbaker

Mandy — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 07:17:29 +0000

Thank you Dixie Carter for being such a wonderful actress and providing proof to millions via a tv show that not all Southerners are complete jackasses.

My favorite Julia Sugarbaker moment is this one right here:

May your family find peace in knowing how many lives you touched with your performances.

Paging Dr. Bummer …

Mandy — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:28:46 +0000

Quite possibly the best person in the world to make a 69 joke on a popular national tv show that tends to have an older viewing audience. The fact his name is Dr. Bummer, he’s a gynecologist, and he bids 69 dollars is enough to have The Price Is Right host Drew Carey laughing his ass off.

I am curious how many confused elderly people called their children to ask why dear sweet old Drew was giggling at a bid of 69 dollars.

A change would do you … something

Mandy — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 06:50:55 +0000

Rather than try to explain why or where I’ve been without first going to into a long story about how incredibly fucked up the turns in one person’s life can take them, I am going to start this entry off by saying I will figure all that shit out in a few more entries.

I’ve gone from writing daily for pay or in random journal entries to walking away from the computer almost completely. Some of this was done by choice but most was illness related in one way or another. But hey, they say someone has to hit bottom in order to begin the climb back towards the light or whatever metaphor you want to apply in this situation. I had to financially, emotionally, creatively, and physically hit places I never hope to see again in order to get back to where I am now. I’m far from in good health, as I just spent the night at the hospital less than 2 days ago, and perpetually broke due to medical bills but somehow I feel I’m ready to try to come back.

And with that, I’m back.

Thrilling, I know.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Mandy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:24:28 +0000

http://view.break.com/482304 – Watch more free videos

Wow. Screw the rest of those drug-free America commercials, well except those highly effective ones that talk about how doing meth will make you suck dick in truckstop restrooms, and use this to show how taking drugs at college could make act like a spaz in the middle of the quad.

Needless to say, she’s definitely got a Nomi Malone thing going on. Come on, those moves were straight out of “Showgirls”. Just add in Gina Gershon, lesbian overtones, and a little bit more raunch and it’s just like the Vh1 edited version of the movie.

As so eloquently put in the video, that chick is seriously tripping balls.

Thank you, GoDaddy tech support

Mandy — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:48:02 +0000

My mom is in the hospital and calling me every 2 hours. I have had no sleep in days now and forgot to pay my domain renewal for this site. Within minutes of paying, it was back online.

Thank you fellow Gizmodo lover who I spoke with on the phone. Now get your ass to see The Dark Knight already

(All broken images will be back online in a few hours. Sorry for the downtime.)

Still working but more news soon

Mandy — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:38:12 +0000

There’s so much more I wish I could say right now but that’s not happening yet. So I leave you with a photo of my insane dog Sunshine doing her best celeb impersonation.

Back to work I go. Laters!

A note from your friendly site owner

Mandy — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:12:17 +0000

3 words for you: Busy. Busy. Busy.

More is coming, I just have this other project I’m working on that is a labor of love and will work with this site in total bliss. But it’s still hush-hush so I can’t say more.

A vague aside here, as I saw these while working on an article about something else. I felt they were relevant to nothing on this site and yet to everything.

“Take the power to choose what you want to do and do it well. Take the power to love what you want in life and love it honestly.”

“He who does not have the courage to speak up for his rights cannot earn the respect of others.”

“There’s always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.”

And with that, I’m off to finish up everything that I have to have done now. Here’s hoping you have a better weekend than I do.

How I love Tori Spelling’s husband

Mandy — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:27:37 +0000

Thank god their show is back on – my god, he’s so damn fine. His new haircut for his movie? HOT.

Still working on that whole top secret thing I’ve got going on. Launching soon and then I won’t need to kill anyone for finding out what it is.

More updates once that’s done, I promise.