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    <description>Craig &amp; Martin (sometimes with guests) attempt to make sense out of life, the universe and everything. Includes strong language and strange opinions on everything from political affiliation to the latest movies.</description>
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    <itunes:subtitle>Craig and Martin (sometimes with a guest) tackle life's difficult (and not so difficult) subjects</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>Martin and Craig (occasionally with guests) discuss their thoughts on pretty much everything. No subject is off limits.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>402: The one with 90mins of DiCaprio's stupidly large face</title>
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      <title>401: The one where Hitler meets Batman</title>
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      <title>304: Craig and Martin Get Old</title>
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      <title>Our TNA Genesis Predictions</title>
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      <title>Two Long Years</title>
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      <title>The Night of Champions Special</title>
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      <title>From Acid House to Winehouse</title>
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      <title>Tech Talk Time</title>
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      <title>Friends, Zoners, Cuntrymen, Lend Me Your Connery Impersonations</title>
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