Marvelously Comical

Keith David is even cooler in person...

2015-05-17T11:39:00.001-04:00

This photo marks the first time I've met someone from my favorite TV show, Community. Keith David was doing a dramatic reading of "Hour Farther" at Real Art Ways in Hartford last night, and he was everything I hoped he would be: gracious, funny, poignant, and a HELL of a good singer. When I told him I'm a huge Community fan, his response was, "Wait until you see the next one!" ;)

"I Need Help Reacting To Something." - Abed

2014-05-12T23:36:00.000-04:00

It's time to talk Community. My favorite show. The little show that could.

On Friday, not one but two of my friends texted me at almost the exact same time to tell me our beloved show had been canceled.

While I know it seems silly, I thought of the characters as my equals. They are the mascots for outsiders. I don't necessarily mean just the study group. Take Garrett, who is played by Erik Charles Nielsen. ECN and I are friends on Facebook. He's just as wonderfully awkward in real life as he is on Community. I love this about him.

Look at Dino Stamatopoulos. Try to tell me he fits in with a "normal" crowd.

Look at Abed. He turns to TV and movies for comfort. So do I.

Look at Chang. He's nuts!

These are my people.

I may LOOK like I fit in, but I feel uncomfortable almost everywhere. I can't stand the awkward "say goodbye to everyone" moment at parties and events, which is why I'm a big fan of the "Irish Goodbye" where you just duck out when no one is looking. I'm terrible at small talk. I like big talk. I don't know why we always have to ask each other how our weekends were. I barely care about my own weekend. Rest assured, I never want to hear about someone else's.

The Human Beings were my tribe, and I feel like their adventures are over and I know they're not real, but I also know that I have friends just like these people. Hell, I AM these people.

Look at Dan Harmon. Community is clearly his labor of love. He breathed life into Greendale and we all buddy breathed from the same Scuba tank.

Look at the Dean. He is a cross-dressing freak show and we adore him.

Shirley is kind of a bad mom sometimes. We're cool with that because it's authentic.

Jeff is the ringleader. There should always be someone who rounds up the misfits and keeps them in line (or at least in a controlled zigzag.)

Britta has no idea what she's doing, but her heart is almost always in the right place.

Annie just wants what's best for everyone and for her environment.

How about Troy and Abed? Those two taught me more about friendship than I ever thought possible.

Pierce? Well, Pierce was just Pierce. He was the lovable wacko. Every group has at least one.

And then a new friend walked into their lives, and he was weird and crazy, too, but they accepted him anyway, even though his name was Buzz and he based bills on beaks.

The list goes on and on...

I keep funny quotes from Community saved in my email Drafts folder for times when I need a laugh. They never let me down. One of my favorites is, "Abed, what did I tell you? You can't just mumble nonsense. No one's cutting away." - Jeff

Except this time, they did cut away, and it's my sincere hope that somewhere... in a million different timelines... in a million Greendales all over the world, there are a million Abeds mumbling nonsense and a million more people listening and laughing still.

I choose to believe that, in an alternate timeline, #sixseasonsandamovie happens, and it's glorious.

Here's to the outsiders... "We're all kind of crazy town banana pants."

Fun Tweets

2014-02-21T19:42:00.000-05:00

It's weird that coward doesn't mean "toward a cow."
— lanyard (@lanyardigan) February 20, 2014

Of counter culture icons known for their short-shorts and white knee socks, I'd have to say that Hunter S Thompson was my favorite.
— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) February 20, 2014

Let's pause to let this hilarity ensue:

Took the Girls quiz, it said I’m the dark angel Lucifer is he even on that show
— jon (@senderblock23) February 19, 2014

My favorite thing about Facebook is when someone asks a question in earnest and people comment just to say "I don't know."
— Joe Garden, Hunk (@joegarden) February 18, 2014

The Olympics remind us that no matter what country we may be from, we all look dumb using an iPad as a camera
— DC Pierson (@DCpierson) February 18, 2014

My interest in the Sochi games really does not extend past hearing about how disgusting the hotels are.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 7, 2014

Superman t-shirts are a warning system that tells Superman who he'd need to rescue first.
— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) February 3, 2014

Dog Makes Siren Sounds

2014-01-12T08:34:00.003-05:00

I need my sister to train her dog to do this immediately...

Awesome Tweets

2013-12-24T15:03:00.000-05:00

Sometimes they're just too good not to share...

I find it hard to believe no one on The Walking Dead has heard of a zombie
— Annemarie Brown (@AdmiralAkbrown) December 3, 2013

Buying a Christmas tree is the only time all year I talk to someone wearing a jean jacket.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) December 4, 2013

I bet when spiders put on seven shoes only to realize the eighth in the set is missing, they're just like, "Screw it," and leave anyway.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) December 4, 2013

Yeah, I'm gonna use two paper towels to dry my hands. I don't give a god damn if the Lorax is looking dead at me.
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) December 5, 2013

Every night before bed I look at myself in the mirror and ask honestly, fearlessly, "Did you fucking crush it on LinkedIn today?"
— Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) November 13, 2013

Top 10!

2013-12-24T10:53:00.000-05:00

I know it's been awhile since my last post, but here are some things I've found during my travels around the Internet. Merry Christmas, everyone! If you're really good, I'll try to post again before January 1st, 2014 :) If you're naughty, then just assume I'm wishing you a Happy New Year and all good things...

1. Merry Christmas

2. This quote, because YES...

3. I usually don't laugh at these, but CHARLIE!

4. This tweet...

suddenly everything is kale. go ahead. check. that salad? kale. that drink? kale. your cellphone? kale. look at your boyfriend. he's KALE.
— Kayne (@MJCKayne) December 18, 2013

5. This thing that no one ever says...

6. Another Internet joke... especially important to remember around this time of the year!

7. I can really relate to this right now. Have I mentioned how much I love Brian Andreas? (The answer is yes, and repeatedly.)

8. We spend a lot of time wondering if technology has made us more antisocial, but maybe we never really liked each other all that much in the first place ;)

9. You'll never want to drive in the snow again...

10. For anyone using mass transportation over Christmas, please promise me you will do THIS...

Dan Harmon wished me a Happy Birthday on Twitter!

2013-10-01T14:01:00.003-04:00

My life is complete!!!!!!! Thank you to my friend, @AJKroh, for making this possible :)

@jenerationc I see in your bio you love Sheldon Cooper. Here's me saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY while @billprady rolls around in your ratings.
— Dan Harmon (@danharmon) October 1, 2013

8 Things From The Internet

2013-09-13T19:08:00.000-04:00

Hi, everybody! It's been awhile, so I thought I would post some of my favorite things from the Internet this week, starting with (of course) ...

1. ... some Breaking Bad goodness!

Click the link for 35 photos that will change the way you look at Breaking Bad.

And here's a bonus photo, unrelated to literally anything that has ever happened on the show:

2. We should all be more like Tim:

3. The best part of the following photo is the caption the person on Imgur chose to use with it:

"My mom saw this guy just zip zoppin' around the airport"

4. Although a cute one, this dog is the worst kind of dumbass:

5. Who doesn't love The Sound of Music? This "then and now" photo warms my cold heart!

6. Well, better luck next time...

7. How could I possibly fail to mention the viral video story of the week?

Click the link for the story: How Social Media Determined The Viral Twerking Video Was Fake

For the record, I determined the video was fake the first time I saw it. My new philosophy about things on the Internet is that everything is fake until proven real. Come to think of it, that's pretty much my philosophy for life in general. My main question as far as the twerking girl on fire video goes is, "WHERE DID THE FRIEND GO?!" If I'm on fire and my friend shows up in the middle of me BEING ON FIRE, she damn well better put me out and not just run out of frame, never to be seen again!

8. Finally... my favorite tweets of the week:

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The businessman next to me is 99.9% sure that Kevin will be on board with this revised budget.
— pete lee (@peteleetweets) September 12, 2013

Breaking: President Obama orders US Serene Corps' Chill Team 6 to enter Syria and mellow everyone the fuck out.
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) September 9, 2013

The first person to ever be depressed must have been like "Well this is bullshit."
— James Shickich (@James_Shickich) September 10, 2013

OMG where did this friggin' panda bear come from and why does it have a GUN?! #BreakingBad haha just kidding I'm on the west coast.
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) September 9, 2013

"So you don't KNOW any of these people?" - All my friends when explaining Twitter to them.
— Eric Alper (@ThatEricAlper) September 13, 2013

Here's to being better friends with the people we've never met than with the people we've known for years! ;)

Have a great weekend!

5 Things I Found For You On The Internet

2013-07-15T19:35:00.002-04:00

1. This is one of those videos I watched/listened to with my mouth wide open because I was in awe:

2. A photo of an elephant meeting a sea lion at the Oregon Zoo made my day today. Maybe it will make yours a little better, too:

3. Here is a tip that I thought everyone already knew regarding rainstorms and laptops. If you are living/working in NYC and not doing this already, get your act together. Hint: the photo is not the tip. This is.

4. This is one of the best ads I've seen in a long time:

5. And last but not least...

Have a great week!

My Latest Favorite Funny Thing

2013-07-14T09:28:00.000-04:00

One of my favorite things to do is share things that make me laugh until I cry. I recently began following a YouTube video series that meets this criteria. It is billed as "Actual conversations with my 2-year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man."

This is the episode that made me laugh (and cry) the hardest:

My second favorite episode is called "The Pants."

You can watch all of the episodes here (and since there are only 6 episodes, there's no excuse not to watch them all!)

We Built This City

2013-07-13T10:18:00.000-04:00

Last night was one of those "full circle" nights. Allow me to explain...

I have loved music since before I can even remember. This is not an exaggeration. I can, however, tell you that one of my first embedded musical memories involves Starship. Not Jefferson Starship... Starship.

My family and I were visiting our friends in New Jersey -- the Nolans. We loved this family. Still do. We don't get to see them nearly enough, but the love is still there. So, we were visiting, and I can remember being in my friend Colleen's room when she put a Starship record on and started playing "We Built This City." I can remember thinking, "Wait a minute now, what's all of this?!" It's important to remember that it was probably 1985 and I was 7 years old. This was literally the coolest thing I could have heard. And it was. I can remember dancing around like a fool. A FOOL.

When I saw Starship last night in Hamden, history repeated itself. After a full concert, Jenn and I were heading out because it had started to rain, but we were both hoping to hear the iconic song, so we walked really slowly back to the car. At the last possible moment, I heard the familiar wail from the stage: "WE BUILT THIS CITY!" I screamed, "YES!!!!!!" and ran back toward the stage to take a short video (after dancing around with my lawn chair in my arms.) Twenty-eight years later... different venue... different good friend... SAME DANCE.

Full circle night.

I recorded what I could after my dance (and before it started to pour):

I should address that I am aware of what most people think of this song. Here are two stats:

In 2011 a Rolling Stone magazine online poll named "We Built This City" as the worst song of the 1980s. The song's winning margin was so large that the magazine reported it "could be the biggest blow-out victory in the history of the Rolling Stone Readers Poll".

The defunct magazine Blender's ranking of the song as the worst song ever was in conjunction with a VH1 Special of The 50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs...Ever. In order to qualify for the distinction, the songs on the list had to be a popular hit at some point, thus disqualifying many songs that would by consensus be considered much worse.

It doesn't matter. This song, for some reason, changed things for me. And I remember that moment. I remember that dance. And I am an avid music lover with a vast music collection. So, I promise that you can like "We Built This City" and still be well-versed in music. I am happy to show my iTunes library (and my dance) to anyone who disagrees.

Here is a bonus video of Nothing's Gonna Stop Us, which also holds great memories for me:

Definitely impressed and pleasantly surprised with last night's concert. My familiar refrain is always, "They don't make music like that anymore." But at least the ones who made the music to begin with are still putting it out there.

Jenn, thank you for standing in the rain with me.

Colleen, thank you for being one of the catalysts in my lifelong love affair with music.

Starship, as long as you promise you won't retire the music, I promise I won't retire the dance.

A Boston Fourth of July

2013-07-06T15:55:00.001-04:00

Yes, I am in the midst of a job search. Yes, I have been applying to jobs all day (on a Saturday, on a holiday weekend.) I cannot, however, let another second go by without posting these videos.

I had the pleasure of sailing on Old Ironsides this Fourth of July and then watching Boston's spectacular fireworks display after enjoying the Boston Pops on the Esplanade. I felt like I was watching the world's best fireworks display while hanging out with friends in my backyard.

2013 is the first year in more than two decades that the Boston fireworks did not air on TV because CBS didn't renew the contract. People need to see these. They were spectacular. The music was perfect, the timing was impeccable, there were more than a few tears being wiped away in the city that night.

I've watched this video three times since Independence Day. It "pauses" twice in the middle, but the feed comes back quickly, so just enjoy :)

Without a doubt, the most incredible part of the night was before the fireworks when Officer Dic Donohue walked up onto the stage to conduct the Pops as they played I'm Shipping Up To Boston. Holding his crutches by his sides, he waved the baton and Boston's unofficial anthem filled the air. He had tears in his eyes and a big smile on his face. Officer Donohue was wounded as a first responder during the Boston bombings and subsequent gunfight. He is an American hero, through and through.

I will never forget watching half a million people jump to their feet to cheer this man on. Everyone near me was sitting before Officer Donohue took the stage. The minute he was announced, EVERYONE jumped up. We sang, we cheered, we danced. We celebrated the moment.

What a moment. What a night. What a city. What a country.

Here is a video I took of the 21-gun salute on Old Ironsides:

Even cooler, here is a video I took of the 17-gun salute for the Coast Guard, taken from below deck on Old Ironsides. I was just trying to stay out of the sun when I found myself in the middle of the action! My favorite part? It's two girls loading the cannon! You go, girls!!!

I like their concentration and teamwork. I like how they are in it together. I like how they celebrate a job well done at the end.

Over the past couple of days, I've been reminded over and over again that sometimes it's enough to rejoice even in the smallest of victories. With that in mind, I leave you with this quote from Firefly:

Simon: "You have the Alliance on you; criminals and savages. Half the people on this ship have been shot or wounded, including yourself... and you're harboring known fugitives."
Mal: "We're still flying."
Simon: "That's not much."
Mal: "It's enough."

Against all odds, we're still flying. All of us. And... for now... it's enough. It's enough for Old Ironsides. It's enough for the Pops. It's enough for Officer Dic Donohue, and for his wife, and for his family. It's enough for the people of Boston. And, it's enough for me. If we're still flying, the story isn't over. There's still time to change the plot and the arc of our stories.

As always, here's to new beginnings. Here's to having another chance to get it right.

Happy Independence Day.

Fresh Prince Mini Reunion!

2013-06-30T11:26:00.001-04:00

I'm just going to put this out there...

If you do not watch this, you hate the 90s and you don't like to smile.

At all.

Proceed.

Ridiculousness on Dating Sites

2013-06-21T15:28:00.000-04:00

I remember reading a guy's profile on a dating site awhile back and he wrote, "I do not like sitcoms." This was years ago. It still bothers me. How is this even possible? Did this man not grow up watching The Cosby Show and The Jeffersons and then transition into Friends and Seinfeld and gradually come to appreciate Community and Arrested Development?

Maybe I'll start using this blog to expose the ridiculous things people say on dating sites. I won't name names. That would be cruel. But, I feel as if the general public deserves to know that there are people out there who HATE LAUGHTER.

My gut reaction to that guy's profile was to BLOCK him... that's how strongly I feel about laughing in general. Even (especially) when the chips are down, what is more important than humor? Water? Maybe. But I know I can't live without laughter. It's just about the only constant in my life at this point. Love has come and gone, but laughter remains.

The day I stop laughing is the day I know I've truly given up. If I ever write, "I do not like sitcoms" on my dating profile, just ship me off to Siberia, because I'm done.

The Magic of Harry Potter

2013-06-21T09:22:00.000-04:00

It's tough to explain the magic of the Harry Potter books and movies to someone who hasn't experienced them. Scratch that -- it's impossible. My best friend had been trying to get me to read the books since 2005. My response was always, "I'm a grown woman. I am not reading a book about wizards."

Well, I read the first one, and then I read the next one, and less than a month later, I had read all seven books and watched all eight movies.

I read obsessively. I have read more books in the past year than most people read in a lifetime. I majored in English, so for four years, it was practically my job to read obsessively. These books were easily the best reading experience of my life.

Here are some bloopers from the movies. They show some of the magic, but not nearly all of it...

5 Things From The Internet - Thursday Edition

2013-06-20T19:19:00.000-04:00

1. I remember writing once that Woody Allen made me nervous, and that I loved that about him. That's how I feel about Erik Charles Nielsen. I can't help but laugh! I legitimately laughed out loud three times while watching this. I love this guy! From one English major to another... bravo, buddy!

2. I tried so hard to pick only one of these photos, but I couldn't do it. 51 Animal Pictures You Need To See Before You Die -- Look at all of them -- because no one does lists better than BuzzFeed. No one.

3. Watch Russell Brand dominate (and I do mean DOMINATE) on Morning Joe:

4. This is an accurate quote about my favorite TV drama, Breaking Bad, which returns August 11th for its final 8 episodes: "No series has ever snatched a character away from an audience that loved him and then made that character so irredeemable. None." - Salon's Blue Glow Awards

5. Today, especially, I REALLY need to believe that this Freddie Mercury story actually happened:

You can't read that and then NOT listen to the song again. It's against the rules... of music:

Queen - The Show Must Go On

Bootlegs

2013-06-17T11:29:00.002-04:00

Listening to a 1975 Kansas City, KS Springsteen show, I am reminded why I will always listen to bootlegs. Without them, I would never get to hear Springsteen say gems like this:

"Hands over your hearts. You gotta pledge allegiance to a song like this, you know. You just don't play this song. You pledge yourself to it." - Bruce, re: Gary US Bonds's Quarter To Three

Incidentally, I had the pleasure of seeing Bruce perform with Gary US Bonds last year in New Jersey. Still the same intensity. Still the same love for the music... 38 years later. Let's see where Justin Bieber is in 38 years...

5 Things I Collected From The Internet For You...

2013-06-09T14:50:00.000-04:00

... because everyone LOVES lists!

1. These guys are still cooler than you will ever be.

The famous photo was taken on September 20th, 1932, during the construction of the RCA Building (now the GE Building) in Rockefeller Center. The workers, without safety harnesses, are 69 floors (840 feet) above the street.

15 minutes later...

Credit: BuzzFeed

2. You should take this quiz to see if you can tell the difference between Jennifer Aniston's hair and Brad Pitt's hair. I only got 4 out of 10 right, and Jennifer Aniston is my hair idol.

3. I feel like this article was meant for a very select audience. I don't know anyone with a pet turtle, and if I did, I'm not sure how many of them would be willing to crochet an outfit for said turtle. However, if you're going to crochet an outfit for a turtle, Bowser is the correct choice.

4. I got 5 out of 11 right! And, as I suspected (and tweeted about months ago), I do not recognize Maroon 5 without Adam Levine.

5. This guy is so done (credit: Imgur):

Most Beautiful Things Seem Weird At First (Updated)

2013-05-22T12:04:00.000-04:00

I'm moving this back to the top of the blog with an addendum...
Part 1: Originally posted 6/2/12:

I have watched this at least 10 times today. It will seem REALLY weird at first, but it touched me very deeply, and I know very few people who have the ability to touch people like this in such a short period of time... and without words. Simply brilliant.

Part 2 (Addendum):

When people ask me why I watch this show, first I blame Molly Carta (because it is all her fault!)... and then I show them the video above. And now I will show them this, because it is, by far, the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. If you need me to explain it to you, I'd be happy to, but something tells me that if you don't see the beauty intrinsically, an explanation won't do it justice.

This Cat Is NOT Amused By Exercise

2013-05-19T12:16:00.000-04:00

This is a lazy, sleepy, fluffy cat... and watching this video can only make your day 100% better.

Oh, Community... It really is the little things :)

2013-05-10T16:36:00.002-04:00

Not the same hoodie, but oh so similar...

Top: Pilot Bottom: Season 4 Episode 13

"The Walking (And Talking) Dead" - A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead

2013-05-04T07:54:00.001-04:00

This made me laugh so hard I had to STOP all eating and drinking to continue watching it.

Filipino Kids Cover "Dance With My Father"

2013-04-30T12:12:00.000-04:00

Some warnings:

Do not watch this if you are easily moved to tears.

Do not watch this if you have recently lost a parent.

Do not watch this if you HAVE a parent.

Do not watch this if you are easily moved by a human voice, set to music.

Basically, do not watch this if you still have a heart beating in your chest.

Because you are going to cry.

You've been warned.

Dancing Spiderman

2013-04-27T16:17:00.001-04:00

I happened to be listening to It Must Have Been Love by Roxette when I stumbled across this GIF, and I couldn't look away! Then, Alice In Chains's Angry Chair came on (because that's how my iTunes rolls) and Spiderman dances perfectly to that beat, too!!

.: (from Imgur)

For an extra special bonus, consider watching Spiderman dance to The Boy Is Mine by Brandy & Monica. He does not disappoint.

Sometimes you just have to bow down before the Internet. This is one of those times.

(Song suggestion addendum: Amish Paradise by Weird Al. You're welcome.)

This guy...

2013-04-25T11:00:00.000-04:00