Mashada Baraza

Major Chirchir Wears Egg to Work

dorcas — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:38:04 +0000

Kenya Defence Forces official spokesperson, Major Emmanuel Chirchir tweeted the pictures above, claiming they were those of an al-Shabaab militiaman from Majengo, Kenya who was being stoned for disagreeing with the group. Not to be outdone in the mediocrity olympics Daily Nation took the story and ran with it, reporting in a one-source story that al-Shabaab [...]

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Good Intentions, Not so Good Results

dorcas — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 23:06:11 +0000

Time to dust the cobwebs off this baby. By now you are familiar with the acronym SWEDOW for Stuff We Don’t Want. In case you need further help understanding exactly what it is and its effects on recipient country’s manufacturing industries, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal has a handy-dandy funny featuring Jesus Christ! No really, I [...]

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If I may say so Myself

dorcas — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 17:42:05 +0000

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To the Loony Bin we go: A Weekend Immersion

dorcas — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 16:37:41 +0000

What we need is … oh shit! I am as clueless as the next loud person. Now where’s my bullhorn?

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Kid Therapy Fund

dorcas — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 00:14:21 +0000

And that was life as we knew it before self-confidence became pedestrian lexicon. Or an excuse to explore the feelings of junior's doll.

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Monkey See Monkey Dough

dorcas — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 19:41:20 +0000

While we were whining and female-dogging about corruption in Kenya two fellas in India crafted a way to fight endemic corruption in their country. ipaidabribe.com tracks the frequency and amounts of money switching hands to access government and social services. Look at it closely. See? The folks in India are not using the site to [...]

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Yo! Nostradamus, I’mma let you Finish

dorcas — Wed, 18 May 2011 19:04:19 +0000

On my way to work a few days ago I saw this Kanye-like snake of trucks shrugging shoulders at morning rush-hour traffic proclaiming the end of the world. Yo! Nostradamus, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but these folks have the best dates of all time! Excuse me… I get [...]

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Diaspora Kenyans Register to Vote in 2012

dorcas — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 13:56:07 +0000

Kenyan citizens residing in US, Mexico and Colombia have two weeks to register to vote here. You will need your passport number and your immigration file number (located on page 29/30 of your 32-page passport. Deadline is April 30. *Image courtesy of WikiMedia Commons Diaspora Kenyans Register to Vote in 2012 is a post from: [...]

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And They Split Happily Ever After

dorcas — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 20:49:00 +0000

Seems like the Williams’ pending nuptials are raising more unintentional eye brows than a bad waxing job. First there were questions on the bride’s pedigree and exactly how blue her blood is, followed by menu questions with pork belly undercurrents. Now from the BBC comes this gem report of a splitting stamp of the happy [...]

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Ocampo Six Drinking Game

dorcas — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 14:50:06 +0000

Short of cuddling with a plugged-in toaster in a filling bathtub, I can’t find any other means of escaping coverage of Ocampo six in Kenya. While circumstances surrounding PEV are certainly newsworthy, the current binging orgy with all things Hague is the perfect yawn inducer. Think back to the last time you read or heard [...]

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