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Show #57 - Taco Time! (and Spiderman 3)

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 13 May 2007 10:55:00 -0500

You saw it, we saw it, seems like the WHOLE WORLD saw it. So let's talk some Spiderman 3 !!!!! And in the spirit of a Sam Raimi film, we play the "Bruce Campbell or Ted Raimi" game - play along at home! Alos, the results of last week's (ever so popular) contest.

Show #56 - The British are Coming!

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:55:00 -0500

This week we announce a contest winner and start a new contest (quite possibly the most unfair contest of all time, well... you'll see - it just feels wrong) We've got hilarious reviews of Hot Fuzz and Blades of Glory plus we play the ever popular game, Paxton or Pullman!! We also pick the Summer movies we're most looking forward to, and preview the hot picks for May. Join the fun!

Show #55 - MasterCritic at the Grindhouse: MasterCritic gets Knocked Up

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 16 Apr 2007 10:55:00 -0500

We’re baaaa-ack!! Hey kids, the MasterCritic Podcast is back, and this time we mean business!!! (or something) Even though nobody else in the country took notice, Grindhouse was released and we at MasterCritic.com took in the experience and loved every second of it. PLUS, we bring you an actual early review! It’s a legitimate sneak-peak, and you may only find it here! Seriously, we saw a movie early… REAL early. Releasing early June, we have a super early review of Knocked Up! Now that we’re back, just try to keep us away. Send us an email and let us know what you think.

MasterGamer #2 - A Link to the Past

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Thur, 1 Mar 2007 10:55:00 -0500

This week respond to listener emails, and give our picks for the best adventure/puzzle games to buy. Also, we learn about Chris's new religion (HINT: It ain't Scientology).

Show #54 - Lasting Impressions

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:55:00 -0500

It's moooooovie time - Join the fun as we offer reviews, insight, and some of the worst celebrity impressions you'll ever hear.

MasterGamer #1 - Master Gamer Backlog

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:55:00 -0500

This week, we talk about how game developers never have enough time to actually PLAY video games, and what we have on our backlog. Also, the Master Critics give their picks for the best cheap games for GameCube, PS2, and XBox.

Show #52 - One Year Later!!

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Tues, 6 Feb 2007 01:01:00 -0500

WOW! It's been a year and we're still going at it. Join us as we celebrate the last year with discussion, a game, and reviews of Pan's Labyrinth, Smokin' Aces, and Epic Movie. Oh, and we're losing another member...

Show #51.5 - Milestone Happens

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:01:00 -0500

This was supposed to be the greatest show of all time - the big one year anniversary show. But, you know what they say... Milestone happens.

Show #51 - The Pursuit of Syrup

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:01:00 -0500

This week we're into the syrupy, feel-good movies "We are Marshall" and "The Pursuit of Happyness." The full crew is present so join the fun.

Show #50 - This is the way the world ends...

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:01:00 -0500

This week we offer a complete discussion and review of "Children of Men" as only we can. Special Challenge: Count how many times Jeff uses the word "Dystopian." We also have a new game and announce the winner of our "Show Resolutions" contest.

Show #49 - Please Stop Singing

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 7 Jan 2007 01:01:00 -0500

We're back in full force, singing our way through a hilarious review of 'Dreamgirls'. We also review 'The Good Shepherd' and play a game where there is, you guessed it, more singing!

Show #48 - Christmas Extravaganza: Part Deux

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:01:00 -0500

M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S !!!!!! The Quick Rundown: Golden Globe Nominations, Silly Christmas Song, Fun Christmas Game

Show #47 - Christmas Extravaganza: Part One

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:01:00 -0500

This is part one of the Super Duper MasterCritic Christmas Extravaganza Blowout Show! Today's reviews include 'The Fountain' and 'The Holiday.' We also respond to a LOT of reader mail, and debate the best and worst of all Christmas movies!

Show #46 - Lucy in the Sky with Blood Diamonds

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 10 Dec 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Chris gets pwned as Ultraviolet gets revisited! We review Tenacious D and Blood Diamond, then we play a game about the biggest bombs in the history of Hollywood.

Show #45 - Not Your Daddy's Bond Movie

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 4 Dec 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Wii, Bond, and Deja Vu! Wii, Bond, and Deja Vu!

Show #44 - The Thanksgiving Song

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Join us for our shortest show ever! No reviews this week - just a new Thanksgiving song and our hope that you had a great holiday. See you next week!

Show #43 - Long and Distinguished

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:01:00 -0500

We riff on Top Gun and review Stranger than Fiction. We also play a game and discuss the number of zombies it would take to kill all of Tom Cruise's movie characters. Deep stuff, really.

Show #42 - We Make A Funny Movie Talk. You Please Will Listen Now.

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:01:00 -0500

This week on the MasterCritic podcast, we hit up “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” on opening night. After you see it, don’t forget to vote in our newest poll! And Tim dishes the dirt on Clint Eastwood’s latest grab at an Oscar: can “Flags of our Fathers” stand up against a documentary by a journalist from Khazakstan? The unlikliest DVD pick of all time: “Shopgirl” DVD skip: “Four Brothers” Justin brings a new game: bad ass one-liners. These are always delivered just before someone dies. Badly.

Show #41 - Gayest.Show.Ever.

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 5 Nov 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Chris is our "Master Critic of the Week" and he reviews "Running with Scissors" and presents an exciting new game. Tim is out this week but he is replaced by a special guest. We also discuss some dvd favorites and proclaim "This is Spinal Tap" as our dvd pick of the week.

Show #40 - Smoke and Mirrors

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:01:00 -0500

We dissect "The Prestige," watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas" in glorious digital 3D, and discuss scary movies for Halloween. Happy Halloween everyone.

Show #39 - Robin Williams Lays an Egg - and not as Mork from Ork

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:01:00 -0500

With Justin gone, we discuss one of his favorite new trailers, our favorite new TV shows, and the movie "Man of the Year." Jeff brings us a new game and we give you "Reviews From The Left Coast" where Derek and his new roommate present reviews of "Idiocracy" and "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints."

Show #38 - Give Scorsese an Oscar Already

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:01:00 -0500

This week it's all about Martin Scorsese and his latest film, The Departed. Check out our full review and discussion. We also play a new game and take a call from our West Coast peeps.

Show #37 - Sleep Deprivation

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 8 Oct 2006 01:01:00 -0500

We cover a lot of ground this week. Reviews of Jackass 2, Factotum, Fearless, and a second opinion on The Black Dahlia. Also, our lack of sleep causes us to revert back to a level of sophistication and wit familiar to any 7th grader.

Show #36 - Our FEAST with KEVIN SMITH

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 1 Oct 2006 01:01:00 -0500

We spend "An Afternoon with Kevin Smith" and discuss the latest from Project Greenlight, Feast - a horror film that shouldn't be overlooked. Plus, Chris hopes to spoil every movie ever made.

Show #35 - Popcorn!!!

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 01:01:00 -0500

On a light movie week we discuss "The Black Dahlia", call a local dollar theater for information about "Feast", play a new game, and feature "Drunk Dialing with Derek."

Show #34 - Tim's Gone

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Tim's on vacation, so we sit around and mock him instead of reviewing movies.

Show #33 - Cruel Summer

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:01:00 -0500

This week we say goodbye to Summer movies as we look back on the best and worst that the Summer had to offer. We also review The Illusionist, and CRANK!!

Show #32 - Half a Show is Still Better Than None, Right?

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Little Miss Sunshine meets Nightmare on Elm Street. We wish everyone a fun and safe Labor Day.

Show #31 - The One with the Bleeps

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:01:00 -0500

This week we review Accepted, The Descent, WTC, and Miami Vice. We also address some entertainment news items, listener email, and we announce a new contest. Oh, and we're very close to voting someone off the show!

Show #30 - Snakes on a Podcast!!!

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Snakes on a Plane reviewed!! Need I say more? Snakes on a Plane is finally here and we will describe the glorious experience it gave us.

Show #29 - It's "Shake and Bake" and I Helped...

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Talladega Nights is the order of the day, plus we go over some of our most and least favorite movies, discuss our ancestry, and look forward to next week's SNAKES ON A PLANE! Oh, and stick around for the end - there's an all new original song.

Show #28 - The Dancing's Over

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 06 Aug 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Mike from MST3K has started Rifftrax.com and we watch the legendary "Roadhouse" with his new commentary track. We dump on Mel Gibson and Little Man before discussing The Boondock Saints and delving into the tumultuous story of its creation.

Show #27 - The Passion of the Clerks

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:01:00 -0500

News flash! A new "Snakes on a Plane" trailer is appearing in front of many summer movies! Surely that's worth the torture of seeing "Little Man", isn't it?

What's Wrong With Hollywood? We'll talk about rumors from that "other coast" we *wish* we had started.

In theaters now, we're reviewing "Clerks 2". In the spirit of pushing the boundaries of good taste, we push the boundaries of our PG podcast rating. We also get into Joel siegel's absurd screening walkout and even-more-absurd radio show interview with Kevin Smith.

Kevin Smith blog post about the incident: http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=263 MP3 of radio show: http://www.viewaskew.com/kevin/joelsiegel.mp3

DVD Pick: "Dog Day Afternoon". A classic heist movie with Al Pacino and John Cassavetes. Ever hear someone yelling "Attica! Attica!"? That's a DDA reference.

DVD Skip: "Ultraviolet". We (except Chris) hated this movie when it was in the theaters, and it isn't any better in a smaller format.

Game: Name that Baldwin! Turns out you don't have to look like one to be one.

Show #26 - A Scanner By Any Other Name

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:01:00 -0500

We review "A Scanner Darkly" and play a game about entertainment's greatest sidekicks. We also brag on Brazil and rag on The Family Stone. Check it out.

Show #25 - Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Fun

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 16 Jul 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Chris and Tim step in to take some steam out of last week's Outlaw fanboy review of "Superman Returns." We skipped out on work for an afternoon to check out the new summer blockbuster "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest". Who's the prettiest buccaneer of them all? Hint: It's not that fetching young lad Keira Knightly. DVD Pick: Primer. Super hardcore sci-fi time travel flick tickles our nerdy nerve endings. Shane Caruth blows minds for a living, and doesn't need a flux capacitor to do it! DVD Skip: The new Spike series "Blade" reminds us to never watch "Blade: Trinity" ever again. It also makes us wonder when Natasha Lyonne started letting herself go. Brian's got a new movie game: Attack of the Clones. Try to guess the name of the movie that rips off from another studio's blockbuster!

Show #24 - Jeff Outlaw Thinks He's Superman

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Jeff Outlaw from TheJeffOutlawShow.com fills in this week with a show all about the new movie, Superman Returns. Thanks to Jeff for helping out! Also, catch up on any of our original and parody songs you may have missed. Hope everyone had a great 4th.

Show #23 - How to Get a Job in the Video Game Industry

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:01:00 -0500

The secret is out! We all work in the game industry and now we're going to tell you how you can too.

Show #22 - "Dueling Podcasts - My Kingdom For Some Nachos"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 25 Jun 2006 01:01:00 -0500

It all comes down to this... MasterCritic vs Podflix in the battle of dramatic scene reenactments. Listen to both then vote for the winner at podflixshow.com - Plus, we review and argue the merits (or lack thereof) of Jack Black's latest film 'Nacho Libre' and duke it out over some of the greatest fighting movies of all time. And so much more!

Show #21 - "Life Is a Highway and Emily Watson Looks Like 40 Miles of Bad Road"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Tim realizes just how Spicy (TM) he really is. We deal with Chris's Father's Day Dilemma by asking the question: could Chuck Norris kick Malcolm Reynolds's butt? The Proposition - we talk entirely too long about this amazing indie flick and come to the conclusion that Emily Watson frightens us all. We discuss the new Pixar movie Cars, culminating with Tim busting out some Easy-E rhymes. The players throw down in a game of movie quotes. One of the crew turns out to have an unnatural advantage. To top it off, we'll talk about the latest list to appear in a pop culture publication. (No, not "Top 10 Ways to Turn Your Man On".) Entertainment Weekly's "Most Controversial Movies of all Time" gets skewered. All right here on MasterCritic.com.

Show #20 - "Breaking Up For Dummies"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Dr Phil has nothing on us. While reviewing 'The BreakUp' we argue the differences between men and women and who's at fault when relationships go sour. Don't worry, most of the discussion is still about the movie, and no we aren't licensed therapists... as if anyone could mistake us for one.

Show #19 - "Our Mic Levels Suck Like The Da Vinci Code"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:01:00 -0500

This week we say farewell to one of our own. This is the last show (in studio anyway) for one of the guys and we bid him farewell. We review The Da Vinci Fraud... err code, Over the Hedge, and Grandma's Boy - and our main review is of X-Men: The Last Stand. And in typical MasterCritic fashion, we are both hilarious and thought provoking (we wish).

Show #18 - "Quick to the point, to the point, no fakin'"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 21 May 2006 01:01:00 -0500

This week we review Poseidon, Art School Confidential, and Windy City Heat. Also check out our E3 wrap-up, and participate in our latest audience give-away!

Show #17 - "Bird Flu on a Wire"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 14 May 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Only here will you find such an entertaining discussion and review of ABC's ripped from the headlines disaster thriller, "Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America." This is a discussion that may just change your life... or something. We also throw the podcast war back at the guys over at PodflixShow.com and sound off on many of this week's hottest entertainment news items. Of course we also have all the usual weekly segments and a few surprises you won't want to miss! Seriously, what are you waiting for??

Show #16 - "Patriots and Pedophiles"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Sun, 07 May 2006 01:01:00 -0500

As The Master Critic for the week, Chris kicks off the show where our featured movies are United 93 and Hard Candy. Of course we also find plenty of time to talk and bicker about upcoming features, our dvd pick and skip, and so much more. Plus, find out who won our dvd giveaway, and join us for another fun movie trivia game!

Show #15 - "Hollywood's Square"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 30 Apr 2006 01:01:00 -0500

This week we review Silent Hill, American Dreamz, and hold the first ever MasterCritic game show where you, the listener, can win a free dvd!! We also present the dvd pick and skip for the week plus much much more!!

Show #14 - "Home sweet TROMA!"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 23 Apr 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Somehow this week we successfully watched the Troma film "Terror Firmer" without vomiting, and now we will share our experience with YOU - and oh, what an experience it was... I would list here all of the morally depraved topics this movie either addresses or depicts, but I'm afraid of what sickos google might bring my way. Let's just say that this movie isn't for the sensitive or easily offended. Listen for more!

Show #13 - "Smoking is one of the Leading Causes of Statistics."

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 16 Apr 2006 01:01:00 -0500

This week we review 'Thank You For Smoking' and we also touch on many other discussion topics: sneaking into movies, whether Americans are ready for movies about September 11th, are video games the government's new whipping boy, child actors, Katie Holmes and Scientology, and much more!!!! Oh, and as always, there will be some sort of Snakes on a Plane reference. Check it out!!

Show #12 - To "B Movie" or not to "B Movie"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 09 Apr 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Not only do we review the latest 'B-Movie' Slither, this week we also take a look at some of the greatest 'B-Movies' of all time.

Show #11 - "Video Games will rot your mind! (If they don't stab you in the neck with a pair of scissors first)"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 02 Apr 2006 01:01:00 -0500

This week we reveal our true occupations: Professional Video Game Developers. And as game developers, we offer our unique perspective on the new teen horror/thriller "Stay Alive." We'll also reveal the latest about "Snakes on a Plane" and take a look forward to "Slither."

Show #10 - "Bruckheimer Presents a Spike Lee Joint"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 01:01:00 -0500

This week we uncover my obsession with Jerry Bruckheimer and review Spike Lee's latest movie, "Inside Man." We feature a few new skits and a brand new original song so check it out!!

Show #9 - "R for Review!!"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:01:00 -0500

This week we review 'V for Vendetta' and 'The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada.' One was great and the other was, err, special? Check it out to see which is which. I'll also deliver some quick hits and misses and we'll rant against the classless comments Annie Proulx made this week. Check it out!!

Show #8 - "It's Hard Out Here For a Critic!!

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 01:01:00 -0500

We review Ultraviolet and we'll let you know if it's Ultra-Great or Ultra-You-Know-What. We'll also discuss Netflix vs Blockbuster Online and review a few of the movie trailers we've seen lately. Also, catch the world premier of the Academy Award Winning Hit, "It's Hard Out Here For a Critic."

Show #7 - "Oscar Schmoscar!!! and Match Point Discussion

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Crash won best picture?!?!?! Excuse me?!?!? Well that invalidates the Brokeback Mountain song I prepared, doesn't it?? Listen to me rant about this SHOCK of an award winner and check out our entertaining, in-depth discussion of Match Point.

Show #6 - "Dakota Fanning is Going Crazy!!"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:01:00 -0500

This week I dissect, via song, the equivalent of cinematic poop, 'Hide and Seek.' Also, I talk with a member of our web community that won our Oscar contest last year. Join the fun! Listen, then join the Oscar Contest at mastercritic.com and you could win a free DVD! Once you join, come back on Oscar night and follow your progress in real time!

Show #5 - "MUNICH Discussion"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:01:00 -0500

The Oscars are almost here so we are bringing you yet another discussion of a best picture nominee. This Munich discussion bravely tackles the issues you've been losing sleep over, or at the very least it'll provide you with a lively and fun diversion.

Show #4 - "CRASH Discussion"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:01:00 -0500

The panel is back together to discuss another best picture nominee, Crash. Watch the movie, then join us for an entertaining and in-depth discussion of this film. Our previous film discussion of Brokeback Mountain was listed as a 'Special Feature.' From now on, these discussions will be listed as full episodes. It seems silly to release them as special features along with an additional regular episode. So, there won't be any funny skits or songs this week. Let me know which format you prefer or if you would like to see a mix. I'll put up a poll at http://podcast.mastercritic.com

Show #3 - "The Lament of Sean Connery"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Sean Connery is a special guest host this week as we review Underworld: Evolution, and Syriana. I’ll discuss the Oscar nominations and you don’t want to miss an original song by Sean Connery where he bemoans his snub from the Best Actor category (even though he wasn’t in a movie this year.)

Show #2 - "Brokeback Hostel"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:01:00 -0500

Episode two brings new reviews of Munich, Hostel, and Brokeback Mountain. I'll feature an 'unreleased' trailer for 'Brokeback Hostel' and we'll welcome special guests Stagehand Luke and The Kurtfather. Informative, yet hilarious. Join in the fun!

Special Feature - Brokeback Mountain Discussion

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 00:01:00 -0500

This is an entertaining but thoughtful discussion of Brokeback Mountain. The panel consists of a divorced guy, a single guy, a married guy, and a gay guy. This is a real discussion of the movie so spoilers abound! Watch the movie first, then listen to this discussion.

Show #1 - "The Family Groan"

podcast@mastercritic.com (The Mastercritic) — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 00:01:00 -0500

This is the inaugural podcast of mastercritic.com - This episode introduces everyone to The Mastercritic, features an unreleased theatrical trailer for 'The Family Stone,' and has a review of 'The Family Stone.'