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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:10:51 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7):

"the difference between me and bono is that he’s quite happy to go and flatter people to get what he..."

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:42:40 -0500

““the difference between me and bono is that he’s quite happy to go and flatter people to get what he wants and he’s very good at it, but i just can’t do it. i’d probably end up punching them in the face rather than shaking their hand, so it’s best that i stay out of their way.””

- thom yorke (via fuckyeahthomorke)

musicforyourcoffee: I Call Shotgun – Ride With Me (Nelly...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:48:57 -0500

musicforyourcoffee:

I Call Shotgun – Ride With Me (Nelly Cover)

Topeka, Kansas Becomes Google, Kansas

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:21:00 -0500

Topeka, Kansas Becomes Google, Kansas:

The city’s mayor today signed a proclamation that for the rest of the month, Topeka will be known as “Google, Kansas.” Yes, you’re reading that correctly — Topeka is now “Google.”

Now, to be clear, this isn’t a legal name change. Lawyers advised the mayor and the city council that they wouldn’t be able to change the name for just the month and then change it back (no word on if they also advised them that it would be well, stupid) — so instead their going with this proclamation asking people to simply call the city “Google.”

If I changed my name to Google Gal can I get job as a spokesperson for the company? I can pull off adorable and I have big boobs. I’m pretty sure that’s mostly how women get hired for things, right? Have a big rack and be a corporate whore. Does Topeka have a big rack, too?

oldhollywood: Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate (1967, dir. Mike...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:01:48 -0500

oldhollywood:

Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate (1967, dir. Mike Nichols) (photo by Bob Willoughby)

“How sheepish one feels, realizing the movie is no work of genius. In fact, what was once an all-important signpost to adulthood is really little more than a simple romantic comedy whose ‘countercultural’ message, insofar as it has one, is decidedly retrograde.

Or perhaps The Graduate is really a tragedy, considering that what we thought we were watching was something altogether different than what’s actually on the film. (Women, in particular, may be disappointed to rediscover that Ben’s coming of age requires them to participate from the wrong side of the bed sheet.)

What’s alarming is that the film, which so perfectly captured its era, seems to have turned on us. No longer a blueprint for liberation, it’s practically an anthem to conformity.

In The Graduate we remember, Ben rebels against that model of the world, racing to steal Elaine away from the altar, beating off her family and her would-be future (and his) with a crucifix he pulls off the wall of the church. One of the first ’60s movie characters to say “Fuck You” to the Establishment, Ben lives in our memory as a rebel who hijacked his own awful fate.

On actual celluloid, it’s a different story.

You don’t need Nichols’ one moment of supreme, painful insight, that awful, final glimpse of the couple ‘escaping’ at the back of the bus, barely able to look each other in the eye, to see that nothing Ben does is particularly heroic. Rather than striking a blow for self-determination, he ends up with the exact girl his parents have picked out for him.

He barely knows her, but he pursues her because she’s everything her mother isn’t: respectable, safe, ready to forgive him for having no vision at all. ”

-excerpts from Robin Dougherty’s essay, Here’s to You, Mrs. Robinson

I wish it was still the Super Beauxl. That night was so much...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:14:56 -0500

I wish it was still the Super Beauxl. That night was so much fun.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-28)

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:39:12 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-28):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

samann: camjon: Julia Nunes “Through The Floorboards” WELP....

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:08:41 -0500

samann:

camjon:

Julia Nunes “Through The Floorboards”

WELP. hearing this just persuaded me to finally get the EP.

lickystickypickyme: Toto - Hold the line

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:58:47 -0500

lickystickypickyme:

Toto - Hold the line

Ask Question. Receive Bacon.

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 10:06:51 -0500

So ask!

This is what I looked like when the Saints won the Super Beauxl....

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:18:50 -0500

This is what I looked like when the Saints won the Super Beauxl. hahaha.

My friend Mike just introduced me to Lil Doogie, a New Orleans...

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:07:10 -0500

My friend Mike just introduced me to Lil Doogie, a New Orleans area rapper. He’s quite amazing, if I do say so. That little puppet can rhyme!

Saints, y’dig?!

Vajazzle, The Latest in Vagina Decor

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:29:04 -0500

Vajazzle, The Latest in Vagina Decor:

girlfriendisahomo:

Diana Cage and Grace Moon at Velvet Park discuss the latest trend in vaginal decor. Their photo choices are brilliant, but Justice Scalia takes the cake:

“So tell me, it’s like a halo around your mound? Do you have a halo of hair like an old supreme court justice?”

Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill…

Jaydiohead - “99 Anthems” This is in response to...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:55:27 -0500

Jaydiohead - “99 Anthems”

This is in response to this entry by love-and-radiation.

Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” mashed up with Radiohead’s “National Anthem.” You can download the whole mash-up album AND Jaydiohead: The Encore here.

What size is your bra?

Are your boobs as glorious as I imagine them?

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:42:56 -0500

My bra size is 32DD.

On the eighth day, God made Mattie’s boobs and they were DAMN good.

Figures this would be the first question I get asked today.

Ask me anything.

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:22:46 -0500

Go ahead and ask me. You can even ask me douchey questions anonymously!

So go for it!

Why this video clip of a Judge Judy episode even remotely...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:08:27 -0500

Why this video clip of a Judge Judy episode even remotely interested me:

The plaintiff, Kate Levitt, is a musician in the experimental band Teeth Mountain.
The defendant, Jonathan Coward, is a musician in the band SHAMS.
Judge Judy is a bitch.
This has to be staged, right?
Oh my gosh, the exit interviews are perfectly edited!

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-21)

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:08:26 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-21):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Parkour!

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:25:56 -0500

Parkour!

I tried to do handstands for you but every I fell for you.

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:15:30 -0500

I tried to do handstands for you but every I fell for you.

MatsieFTW!

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)

"the difference between me and bono is that he’s quite happy to go and flatter people to get what he..."

musicforyourcoffee: I Call Shotgun – Ride With Me (Nelly...

Topeka, Kansas Becomes Google, Kansas

oldhollywood: Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate (1967, dir. Mike...

I wish it was still the Super Beauxl. That night was so much...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-28)

samann: camjon: Julia Nunes “Through The Floorboards” WELP....

lickystickypickyme: Toto - Hold the line

Ask Question. Receive Bacon.

This is what I looked like when the Saints won the Super Beauxl....

My friend Mike just introduced me to Lil Doogie, a New Orleans...

Vajazzle, The Latest in Vagina Decor

Jaydiohead - “99 Anthems” This is in response to...

What size is your bra? Are your boobs as glorious as I imagine them?

Ask me anything.

Why this video clip of a Judge Judy episode even remotely...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-21)

Parkour!

I tried to do handstands for you but every I fell for you.

What size is your bra?

Are your boobs as glorious as I imagine them?