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	<title>Matt Ebert</title>
	
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	<description>Just a boy with a dream….of pirates and moon ships</description>
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		<title>French robber steals cash by baring breasts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 12:22:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I were to get mugged, this is the way I am thinking I would wanting it to play out.  Just saying… Paris, France (CNN) &#8212; A man in France was stripped of 300 euros when a robber distracted him with her breasts, authorities say. Police say on August 7, the man inserted a card]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I were to get mugged, this is the way I am thinking I would wanting it to play out.  Just saying…</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Paris, France (CNN)</strong> &#8212; A man in France was stripped of 300 euros when a robber distracted him with her breasts, authorities say.</p>
<p>Police say on August 7, the man inserted a card into a cash machine in central Paris to withdraw money when two young women approached him and asked for money. The women waved a newspaper at the man in an attempt to distract him, but the technique didn&#8217;t work.</p>
<p>So the women tried another strategy: One of them <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">bared her breasts</span></strong> and <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">put her hand on the man&#8217;s genitals</span></strong> while the other took the opportunity to withdraw 300 euros, police said. The women fled and have not been identified.</p></blockquote>
<p><sub>From <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/08/16/france.breast.robbery/index.html" target="_blank">CNN</a></sub></p>
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		<title>Blackjack on the plane</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 10:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mattebert.com/?p=291</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Breath Savers as $10 chips.]]></description>
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<p>Breath Savers as $10 chips.</p>
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		<title>How to break it down for people</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 13:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mattebert.com/?p=282</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes you need to break down what you are saying for the lowest common denominator.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.mattebert.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/lamebook.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-283" title="lamebook" src="http://www.mattebert.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/lamebook.jpg" alt="" width="447" height="340" /></a>Sometimes you need to break down what you are saying for the lowest common denominator.</p>
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		<title>The boy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 12:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
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		<title>Chit-Chat with Matt…featuring Mongo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 09:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[A Year In The Life - 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Road House]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mattebert.com/?p=252</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Where our hero chats up Mongo and inquires into his hobby of nightclub bouncing&#8230;.Road House style!]]></description>
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<p>Where our hero chats up Mongo and inquires into his hobby of nightclub bouncing&#8230;.<a href="http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0098206/" target="_blank">Road House</a> style!</p>
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		<title>Where Matt rambles with his lil' bro</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 10:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mattebert.com/?p=248</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Where our protaganist takes some time to kick back and chat it up with his little brother Bobby.]]></description>
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<p>Where our protaganist takes some time to kick back and chat it up with his little brother Bobby.</p>
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		<title>Where Matt gets baptized!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 06:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On 2/21/2010 I took another step forward in my life&#8217;s journey and was baptized at EastlakeCC in Bothell, WA.]]></description>
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<p>On 2/21/2010 I took another step forward in my life&#8217;s journey and was  baptized at <a href="http://eastlakecc.com/" target="_blank">EastlakeCC</a> in Bothell, WA.</p>
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		<title>Matt rambles while waiting for the wash to finish</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[caprica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laundry]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our protaganist takes 10 minutes to demonstrate his inate ability to ramble about NOTHING. He mentions his shrink, Caprica, Matte, the Hallmark holiday known as Valentines Day, and how his has a million ideas in his head and is unable to execute a single one. Send the boy a topic to ramble about!]]></description>
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<p>Our protaganist takes 10 minutes to demonstrate his inate ability to ramble about NOTHING. He mentions his shrink, Caprica, Matte, the Hallmark holiday known as Valentines Day, and how his has a million ideas in his head and is unable to execute a single one.</p>
<p>Send the boy a topic to ramble about!</p>
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		<title>Monday Morning Commute Flow</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 04:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where our hero flows about his weekend, random dreams of The Great White North, and his inate ability to babble for almost 15 mins.]]></description>
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<p>Where our hero flows about his weekend, random dreams of The Great White North, and his inate ability to babble for almost 15 mins.</p>
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		<title>Friday Morning Commute</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our hero quizzes Trevor on their commute into work regarding life and his true feelings about Bobby.]]></description>
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<p>Our hero quizzes Trevor on their commute into work regarding life and his true feelings about Bobby.</p>
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