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		<title>I&#8217;m Back!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2017 18:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s all. Just wanted to say, &#8220;I&#8217;m back!&#8221; Was toying with saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m back, baby!&#8221; but at the last minute pulled the &#8220;baby&#8221; for safety sake. Oh, nothing likely would have happened, but you can&#8217;t be too careful in this &#8230; <a href="https://mattkirsch.wordpress.com/2017/08/09/im-back/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>new blog address</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 05:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[www.heymattkirsch.com bigger.  better.  tumblr.]]></description>
		
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		<title>new duder</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[phew, so if you&#8217;re curious where I&#8217;ve been for the last-forever, well, I&#8217;ve been dudering diligently and FINALLY the fruit of this dudering has ripened into a weird faux-fruit thing that sort of tastes like a kumquat but smells like &#8230; <a href="https://mattkirsch.wordpress.com/2008/10/22/new-duder/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>sleep is weird</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Yeah, so what? It&#8217;s a cliche, &#8220;sleep is weird,&#8221; but who cares, it&#8217;s true and you know it! Sleep is so trusted, so hard-wired, and rarely questioned. So consider this buck stopping, at least momentarily, to at least introduce the &#8230; <a href="https://mattkirsch.wordpress.com/2008/07/29/sleep-is-weird/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>magic pants!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>wow, who knew people watched this show&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 02:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>fireworks backwards!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:50:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>theresnoplacelikehomeandstuff</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 05:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Theresnoplacelikehomeandstuff&#8221; is what he said. But he said it—theresnoplacelikehomeandstuff—like it was all one word. And at first I was confused because it sounded like garbled nothing. I thought he was pulling on my chain. &#8220;What was that?&#8221; I yell after &#8230; <a href="https://mattkirsch.wordpress.com/2008/05/30/theresnoplacelikehomeandstuff/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>hey, check out this new paranoia I just found</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 04:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[So lately I&#8217;m extremely wary of throwing away receipts of any kind in public garbage cans because what if someone finds one of my ATM receipts and somehow, you know, deflowers my credit score. I couldn&#8217;t handle that so I &#8230; <a href="https://mattkirsch.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/hey-check-out-this-new-paranoia-i-just-found/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>quick music</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 22:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Neil Young performing Philadelphia. Eh, I&#8217;m still a sucker for this song, I&#8217;m not ashamed about it.]]></description>
		
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