<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2024 11:21:15 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>strange pictures</category><category>Jokes</category><category>amazing</category><category>humour</category><category>articles</category><category>tweaks</category><category>Philosophy</category><title>Have Fun All The Time</title><description>Fun is the best way to keep man free from their daily works.</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>74</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-5360799258222059685</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2016 09:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2016-12-01T15:13:35.768+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">humour</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">strange pictures</category><title>Drug Use</title><description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Critical thinking is the ability to think clearly and
rationally about what to do or what to believe.&lt;/b&gt; It includes the ability to engage in reflective and
independent thinking. Someone with critical thinking skills
is able to do the following :
&lt;br /&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;understand the logical connections between ideas&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;identify, construct and evaluate arguments&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;detect inconsistencies and common mistakes in reasoning&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;solve problems systematically&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;identify the relevance and importance of ideas&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;reflect on the justification of one&#39;s own beliefs and
values&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
Critical thinking is not a matter of accumulating information.
A person with a good memory and who knows a lot of facts is not
necessarily good at critical thinking. A critical thinker is able
to deduce consequences from what he knows, and he knows how to
make use of information to solve problems, and to seek relevant
sources of information to inform himself. 

&lt;br /&gt;

Critical thinking should not be confused with being
argumentative or being critical of other people. Although
critical thinking skills can be used in exposing fallacies and
bad reasoning, critical thinking can also play an important role
in cooperative reasoning and constructive tasks. Critical
thinking can help us acquire knowledge, improve our theories, and
strengthen arguments. We can use critical thinking to enhance
work processes and improve social institutions.&lt;br /&gt;



Some people believe that critical thinking hinders creativity because 
it requires following the rules of logic and rationality, but creativity
might require breaking rules. This is a misconception. Critical thinking
is quite compatible with thinking &quot;out-of-the-box&quot;, challenging consensus
and pursuing less popular approaches. If anything, critical thinking is
an essential part of creativity because we need critical thinking
to evaluate and improve our creative ideas.
</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2016/12/what-is-critical-thinking.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>6</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-979676404656579450</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 12:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2013-03-06T18:24:01.725+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">amazing</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">articles</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">strange pictures</category><title>My Country My Pride ...My City ..Bhaktapur</title><description>Located about 20 km east of Kathmandu in the Kathmandu Valley, 
Bhaktapur is known as the &#39;City of Devotees&#39;, the &#39;City of Culture&#39;, the
 &#39;Living Heritage&#39;, and &#39;Nepal&#39;s Cultural Gem&#39;. It is one of the 3 royal
 cities in the Kathmandu Valley. The others are Kathmandu, the capital 
of Nepal, and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.patan.com/&quot;&gt;Patan&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
Bhaktapur is filled with monuments, most terra-cotta with 
carved wood columns, palaces and temples with elaborate carvings, gilded
 roofs, open courtyards. The city is dotted with pagodas and religious 
shrines. &lt;br /&gt;
Lying along the ancient trade route between India and Tibet, 
Bhaktapur is surrounded by mountains and provides a magnificent view of 
the Himalayas.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;tr-caption&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Bhaktapur Durbar Square&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
          
            Also called Bhadgaon and Khwopa (in the native tongue).
            &lt;br /&gt;
            &lt;br /&gt;

        &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
          Religions: Hindu 92%, Buddhist 7%            &lt;br /&gt;
          &lt;br /&gt;

        &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
          Castes: Newar 63%, Brahman 10%, Chettri 18%, Tamang 5%            &lt;br /&gt;
          &lt;br /&gt;

        &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
    Bhaktapur&#39;s population is approximately 225,000.      &lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;

  &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
          Main agricultural production: paddy, wheat, corn, pulse, 
millet, citrus, guava, pears, junar, haluwabed, cauliflower, peas, 
beans, cucumber, and pumpkin.            &lt;br /&gt;
          &lt;br /&gt;

        &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
          Bhaktapur depends on tourism for about 60% of its revenues.            &lt;br /&gt;
          &lt;br /&gt;

        &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
          No cars are allowed in Durbar Square; no heavy vehicles in central Bhaktapur.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;tr-caption&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Siddha Pokhari,Bhaktapur,Nepal&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;tr-caption&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;tr-caption&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Nyatapole,Taumadhi Square,Bhaktapur&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;

        &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;width: 528px; height: 431px;&quot; class=&quot;aligncenter&quot; src=&quot;http://www.dumage.com/img/fun/beware-of-photoshop/beware-of-photoshop04.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Beware of Photoshop&quot; title=&quot;Beware of Photoshop photo&quot; /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;h4 style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);&quot;&gt;Jessica Biel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h4&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;width: 503px; height: 372px;&quot; class=&quot;aligncenter&quot; src=&quot;http://www.dumage.com/img/fun/beware-of-photoshop/beware-of-photoshop05.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Beware of Photoshop&quot; title=&quot;Beware of Photoshop photo&quot; /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;h4 style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);&quot;&gt;Anna Kournikova&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h4&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;width: 504px; height: 504px;&quot; class=&quot;aligncenter&quot; src=&quot;http://www.dumage.com/img/fun/beware-of-photoshop/beware-of-photoshop06.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Beware of Photoshop&quot; title=&quot;Beware of Photoshop photo&quot; /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2010/11/photo-shop-effects.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>11</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-5875199253513495157</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2010 04:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-11-01T10:02:57.096+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">tweaks</category><title>How to hack remote computer using IP address</title><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;overflow: hidden; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; border: medium none;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;overflow: hidden; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; border: medium none;&quot;&gt;Literally,  hacking is accessing something or somebody in internet without their  permission or interest. While, speaking in summary, hacking is very easy  job, it is like instead of using front door, finding the hidden door of  a house and hijacking the precious things. Among all the hacking,  hacking via IP address is one of the most common yet powerful beginning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You may want to hack the website and put your advertisement there or  grab some database information In this type of hacking, you are playing  with the web server&#39;s computer instead of the administrator&#39;s computer.  Because, www.website.com is hosted in separate web server rather than  personal computer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another can be accessing your friend&#39;s computer from your home. Again  this is IP based and this is possible only when your friend&#39;s computer  is online. If it is off or not connected to internet then remote IP  hacking is totally impossible&lt;a name=&quot;more&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, both of the hacking has the same process. Let&#39;s summarize what we must do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Confirm the website or a computer you want to hack.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Find or trace their IP address.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Make sure that IP address is online&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Scan for open ports&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Check for venerable ports&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;access through the port&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Brute-force username and password&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;div&gt;Now let me describe in brief in merely basic steps that a child can understand it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;First, getting the IP address of victim.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;To get the IP address of the victim website, ping for it in command prompt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;For example, &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;code&gt;ping www.google.com&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;will fetch the IP address of Google.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglokX17ZD_NBPqsxked1UrGP116RittknQGtmSqTmPpenI3vPkSLz4_GQQ4iyMNtf5Hhu2cXkmMaGalbLQuu8KGpf1yIH0BVXbhODdqgFb0EgSx_WaKmIApl0u04F79gQVh0p6WxM8UGS4/s1600/a.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglokX17ZD_NBPqsxked1UrGP116RittknQGtmSqTmPpenI3vPkSLz4_GQQ4iyMNtf5Hhu2cXkmMaGalbLQuu8KGpf1yIH0BVXbhODdqgFb0EgSx_WaKmIApl0u04F79gQVh0p6WxM8UGS4/s400/a.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;400&quot; height=&quot;133&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is how we can get the IP address of the victims website.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How about your friend&#39;s PC? You can&#39;t do www.yourfirend&#39;sname.com, can  you? Finding your friend&#39;s IP address is little tough job, and tougher  it is if he has dynamic IP address that keeps changing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the widely used method to detect IP address of your friend is by chatting with him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You might find this article helpful&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul style=&quot;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.hacktweak.co.cc/2009/09/how-to-get-ip-address-using.html&quot;&gt;How to get the IP address using MSN/Yahoo/Pidgin messenger&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Now you got the IP address right? Is it online?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To know the online status just ping the IP address, if it is online it will reply.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If the IP address is online, scan for the open ports. Open ports are  like closed door without locks, you can go inside and outside easily.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Use &lt;a style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);&quot; href=&quot;http://www.radmin.com/products/utilities/portscanner.php&quot;&gt;Advanced Port Scanner&lt;/a&gt; to scan all open and venerable ports.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjStbfMvTpDTyrvJ7U0Pkj6FG_H4yhHaNVQVkvGXiy_-xWS9jCzu03SQIE7nxgK8gggG-I-kOSdTlb0njIuMA5PK1QnnxBcb3pAShn1Qd5XjKIZVTjBJtBzXuonKEyBBM0hgpmtrjbontxh/s1600/b.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjStbfMvTpDTyrvJ7U0Pkj6FG_H4yhHaNVQVkvGXiy_-xWS9jCzu03SQIE7nxgK8gggG-I-kOSdTlb0njIuMA5PK1QnnxBcb3pAShn1Qd5XjKIZVTjBJtBzXuonKEyBBM0hgpmtrjbontxh/s320/b.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now you&#39;ve IP address and open port address of the victim, you can now  use telnet to try to access them. Make sure that you&#39;ve telnet enabled  in your computer or install it from Control panel &gt; Add remove  programs &gt; add windows components.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now open command prompt and use telnet command to access to the IP address. Use following syntax for connection.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;telnet [IP address] [Port]&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih9FR4GJEUNqohp3mbZD6ZglHGg9DoLLKjC71uiQl0OHS6eJtafYj_qQiy7c2nITP863yxwpR1Z5ggJsxPk7wFyz2y_t3-DvTOPY0ZdIpYq05iVN3s0-xFfSHxLAfD9wGRq7KjkS2QKf77/s1600/c.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih9FR4GJEUNqohp3mbZD6ZglHGg9DoLLKjC71uiQl0OHS6eJtafYj_qQiy7c2nITP863yxwpR1Z5ggJsxPk7wFyz2y_t3-DvTOPY0ZdIpYq05iVN3s0-xFfSHxLAfD9wGRq7KjkS2QKf77/s320/c.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You&#39;ll be asked to input login information.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqNksTXcP7c3lm-q-dY_9u1IF1UbrquJQI_bncEwWfynwCKbetkme5JPuZztpXL4KGW4Fzgof7AsFgEJ7fOQdpWRR8JFbHTxKYDaVNtpsJBKWsl9OCviwBTwVM1g3vVJ83SxOifuBwoFKu/s1600/d.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqNksTXcP7c3lm-q-dY_9u1IF1UbrquJQI_bncEwWfynwCKbetkme5JPuZztpXL4KGW4Fzgof7AsFgEJ7fOQdpWRR8JFbHTxKYDaVNtpsJBKWsl9OCviwBTwVM1g3vVJ83SxOifuBwoFKu/s320/d.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you can guess the informations easily then it&#39;s OK. Or you can use some brute-forcing tools like&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(102, 102, 102);&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;color: rgb(102, 102, 102);&quot; href=&quot;http://www.hackingspirits.com/eth-hac/tools/brute_force.html&quot;&gt;this one.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this way you&#39;ll able to hack remove computer using only IP address&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 51, 153);&quot; href=&quot;http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2010/11/how-to-hack-remote-computer-using-ip.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglokX17ZD_NBPqsxked1UrGP116RittknQGtmSqTmPpenI3vPkSLz4_GQQ4iyMNtf5Hhu2cXkmMaGalbLQuu8KGpf1yIH0BVXbhODdqgFb0EgSx_WaKmIApl0u04F79gQVh0p6WxM8UGS4/s72-c/a.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>11</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-4854027182538673932</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-20T11:05:38.829+05:30</atom:updated><title>Engineer Boyfriend</title><description>&lt;strong style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;Secure lifestyle&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;that gives him high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;strong style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;Unmatchable industriousness&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don&#39;t understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week&#39;s worth of&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will &#39;change major&#39;, and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what,it&#39;s really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the &#39;one&#39;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.-&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;Trust&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to u !!&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2009/11/engineer-boyfriend.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>6</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-5567500180843177622</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-27T15:39:01.993+05:30</atom:updated><title>Alsasian keeps guard</title><description>&lt;img style=&quot;width: 475px; height: 457px;&quot; id=&quot;v23864&quot; title=&quot;Alsation keeps guard&quot; src=&quot;http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2009/alsation-guard-dog.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Alsation keeps guard&quot; name=&quot;v23864&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2009/08/alsasian-keeps-guard.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-1799853220830419345</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-25T12:20:48.158+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><title>&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;</title><description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);&quot;&gt;AT THE JOB                      INTERVIEW&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;                       One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He                         passed every test with flying colours. At the final interview                         part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would                         bother customers.&lt;br /&gt;                      &quot;I can fix that with some Aspirin. Just take some                       and I&#39;ll be better in a second&quot;&lt;/p&gt;                        &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after                         condom out until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and                         his blinking goes away.&lt;/p&gt;                        &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;The CEO says &quot;We don&#39;t approve of womanizing!&quot; &lt;/p&gt;                        &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;The guy says &quot;Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask                         a pharmacist for aspirin while your winking&quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);&quot;&gt;NEW SECRETARY&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office.                         John to George: &quot;Man, I dated her last Tuesday and                         we had wonderful sex. She&#39;s a lot better in bed than                         my wife!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;                       &lt;br /&gt;                      Two days later. George to John: &quot;Well, I dated her                       too and we had sex as well, but I still think your wife                       is better in bed!&quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);&quot;&gt;IN THE SERVICE                                                                &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;A man was being interviewed for a job. &quot;Were you in                       the service?&quot; ask the interviewer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;                        &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;&quot;Yes, I was a Marine,&quot; responded the applicant.&lt;/p&gt;                        &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;&quot;Did you see any active duty?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;                        &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;&quot;I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial                         disability.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;                        &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;&quot;May I ask what happened?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;                        &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;&quot;Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs                         and I lost both testicles.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;                        &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;&quot;You&#39;re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;                        &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;&quot;When does everyone else start? I don&#39;t want any                         preferential treatment because of my disability.&quot; &lt;/p&gt;                        &lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;&quot;Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well                         be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10.                         We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide                         what to do first.&lt;/span&gt;                        &lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- #BeginLibraryItem &quot;/Library/taf-jokes.lbi&quot; --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2009/06/blog-post.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-7272213304825595105</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-25T12:12:42.424+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">amazing</category><title>have u ever been so tired?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;width: 440px; height: 566px;&quot; src=&quot;http://www.media.desicolours.com/2009/june/tiredanimals14.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Gorilla Resting&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.media.desicolours.com/2009/june/tiredanimals15.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Tired Polar Bear&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.media.desicolours.com/2009/june/tiredanimals16.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Tired Dog&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.media.desicolours.com/2009/june/tiredanimals17.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Sleeping Cheetah&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.media.desicolours.com/2009/june/tiredanimals04.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Tired Cat and Dog&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.media.desicolours.com/2009/june/tiredanimals01.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Tired Lion&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.media.desicolours.com/2009/june/tiredanimals18.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Too Tired Squirrel&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.media.desicolours.com/2009/june/tiredanimals03.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Tired Cat&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2009/06/have-u-ever-been-so-tired.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-6447174830971556341</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-27T09:31:02.779+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">humour</category><title>DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS</title><description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When you take a long time, you&#39;re slow.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When your boss takes a long time, he&#39;s thorough. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When you don&#39;t do it, you&#39;re lazy. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When your boss doesn&#39;t do it, he&#39;s too busy. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When you make a mistake, you&#39;re an idiot. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When your boss makes a mistake, he&#39;s only human. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When doing something without being told, you&#39;re overstepping your authority. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When your boss does the same thing, that&#39;s initiative. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When you take a stand, you&#39;re being pig-headed. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When your boss does it, he&#39;s being firm. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you&#39;re being rude. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When your boss skips a few rules, he&#39;s being original. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When you please your boss, you&#39;re arse-creeping. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When your boss pleases his boss, he&#39;s being co-operative. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When you&#39;re out of the office, you&#39;re wandering around. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When your boss is out of the office, he&#39;s on business. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When you&#39;re on a day off sick, you&#39;re always sick. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;When your boss applies for leave, it&#39;s because he&#39;s overworked.&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2009/04/differences-between-you-and-your-boss.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-6921356099691363445</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-27T09:25:39.200+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">humour</category><title>Interview Rejects</title><description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;Hello Friends, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;We know that interview rejects are very common but on what basis the candidate gets rejected is important, mentioned below are some funny reasons which will definitely bring smile on your face............happy reading. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;INTERVIEW REJECTS &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;Story I &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Do u have a boyfriend? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: I have. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Is he working Locally? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: No. He is working Overseas. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: Why? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don&#39;t want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;because of u. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;Story II &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Any girl friends? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: No. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: So far chased any before? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: Have, but not successful. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;girlfriend? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: Career is first priority. Currently didn&#39;t want to consider This &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;personal issue. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: Why? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;Story III &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Any girlfriends? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: Yes. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Is she pretty? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: Yes. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Is she your first lover? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: Yes. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Sorry, we can&#39;t employ you because you lack of fighting spirit. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;Story IV &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Any girlfriends? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: Yes. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Is she your first lover? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: No. Have a few already. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;a &quot;grasshopper&quot;! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;(Job hoper lah!) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;Story V &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Any boyfriends? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: Yes. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Is he rich ? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don&#39;t Even &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;want to employ you, neither do we! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: But,...... there is no position in his company. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Then,..... what is your qualification? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: Secretary! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;affect our managers&#39; working spirits. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;C: But,...... I am not pretty at all. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2009/04/interview-rejects.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-2942235613795314213</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-25T17:46:59.674+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">strange pictures</category><title>Can be seen in rare time</title><description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4580/443/400/060118_hamster_hmed_330a.hmedium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;width: 402px; height: 299px;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4580/443/1600/birdmouse.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyUfDiZ3Vzyu_DLJ4dRHuswDNJaVnHawR-0i2DUoQgzNZyQEuLi0EDfobEqlPG8an2ZA8wliNM_jfZ8UQtJtgwG6QOzG2uuRgOUnVDi7GLxyAduB3AhnH_GmAPAqX0D_Z9rme1RXLPX8pL/s1600-h/frosch.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyUfDiZ3Vzyu_DLJ4dRHuswDNJaVnHawR-0i2DUoQgzNZyQEuLi0EDfobEqlPG8an2ZA8wliNM_jfZ8UQtJtgwG6QOzG2uuRgOUnVDi7GLxyAduB3AhnH_GmAPAqX0D_Z9rme1RXLPX8pL/s400/frosch.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5026145272459915954&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2009/03/can-be-seen-in-rare-time.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyUfDiZ3Vzyu_DLJ4dRHuswDNJaVnHawR-0i2DUoQgzNZyQEuLi0EDfobEqlPG8an2ZA8wliNM_jfZ8UQtJtgwG6QOzG2uuRgOUnVDi7GLxyAduB3AhnH_GmAPAqX0D_Z9rme1RXLPX8pL/s72-c/frosch.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-1961845229103637442</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 05:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-25T10:54:13.961+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">articles</category><title>Worser and Worser</title><description>&lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt; It&#39;s getting worser and worser and people are getting                              dumber and dumber.&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;How about those child-proof medicine bottles? What                              are you going to do about that second muscle relaxer                              pill?&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;Or those zippers on half-gallon ice cream containers?                              They never work!&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;Or why do you get that stuff on your hands when you                              open a can of tuna?&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;Or you visit your friend in a half-million dollar                              house and he tells you to jiggle that knob on the                              commode. Hundred and fifty year old technology-Can&#39;t                              they get it right.&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;Ever try to open an new CD? You&#39;ll need a hacksaw                              to take off the shrink wrap.&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;Or you go in a restaurant with you wife and the waiter                              says,&quot;Two&quot;---like the invisible man is with you.&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;And why do I have to dial 10 digits to call my neighbor                              on the telephone when four numbers used to do the                              trick?&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;Years ago, you had two gas pumps and two guys who                              would put the gas in your car, clean your windshield                              and check you tires. Now you have 21 pumps and you                              have to pump the gas yourself, go and stand in line                              inside the store until the guy with the stay eye says,                              &quot;May I help, you&quot;?&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;And they&#39;ve changed a lot of the words: you don&#39;t                              have and operation-you have a procedure; you ain&#39;t                              got pain, you got discomfort. Even the finance company                              got in the game: They told me I was overextended;                              all I know&#39;s I&#39;m broke!&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;And now you got to pay $2.00 more for a cup of coffee                              you can&#39;t pronounce!&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;And why does that clerk have to make 57 entries in                              the cash register when I buy a box of computer paper?&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;And now they got words I don&#39;t even understand. Like                              Proactive-I thought that was something you put on                              when you were on a wild date. Or Facilitator-who comes                              up with this stuff!&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;And warning lables-before you know it, they&#39;ll have                              warning lable on toothpicks!&lt;/p&gt;                           &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: lucida grande;&quot;&gt;I&#39;m tell you, it&#39;s getting worser and worser!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2009/03/worser-and-worser.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-3719346483774975159</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 05:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-25T10:49:11.809+05:30</atom:updated><title>Cool Doggies</title><description>&lt;table style=&quot;width: 632px; height: 317px;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; cellpadding=&quot;7&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr align=&quot;center&quot; 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Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.&lt;br /&gt;Little Johnny found this so interesting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.&lt;br /&gt;Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy&#39;s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........&quot;&lt;br /&gt;At this point Mummy cut him off and said, &quot;Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy&#39;s face when you tell it tonight.&quot;!&lt;br /&gt;At the dinner table, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, &quot;I was at the playground and I saw Daddy&#39;s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Moral for women: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt! &lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2009/02/little-johnny.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-5768807201317192197</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 02:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-01T08:19:47.768+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">humour</category><title>Things i hate...</title><description>&lt;em&gt;9 Things i hate about Everyone&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1.&lt;/strong&gt;People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....  I know where my watch is pal,where the hell is yours? Do i point at my crotch ,when i ask where the toilet is?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2.&lt;/strong&gt;People who are willing to get off their censored to search the entire room for the T.V remote becoz they refuse to walk to the T.V and change the channel manually.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3.&lt;/strong&gt;When people say&quot;oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too&quot;.Damm right? what the good is cake if you cant&#39;t eat it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4.&lt;/strong&gt;When people say&quot;its always the last place you look&quot;.Of course it is.why the hell would you look keeping after you have found it? Do people do this?who and where are they?Gonna kick their asses!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5.&lt;/strong&gt;Why people say while watching the film&quot;did you see that&quot;?No looser i paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damm floor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6.&lt;/strong&gt;People who ask &quot;can i ask you a question&quot;.... don&#39;t really give me a choice there,did ya sunshine?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7.&lt;/strong&gt;when something is &#39;new and improved!&#39; which is it? If its new,then there has never been anything before it. And it it&#39;s improvement,then there must have been something before it,could&#39;t be new.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8.&lt;/strong&gt;When people say &quot;life is short&quot;.what the hell?? life is the longest damm things anyone ever does!! what can you do that&#39;s longer?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9.&lt;/strong&gt;When you are waiting for bus and someone ask &quot;Has the bus come yet?&quot;.If the bus came would i been standing here,dumbass?</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2009/02/things-i-hate.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-2988114774875712764</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-15T10:55:54.996+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><title>The Perfect Man-men vs women</title><description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:times new roman;&quot;&gt;THE PERFECT MAN IS GENTLENEVER CRUEL OR MEANHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL SMILEAND KEEPS HIS FACE SO CLEAN.THE PERFECT MAN LIKES CHILDRENAND WILL RAISE THEM BY YOUR SIDEHE WILL BE A GOOD FATHERAS WELL AS A GOOD HUSBAND TO HIS BRIDE.THE PERFECT MAN LOVES COOKINGCLEANING AND VACUUMING TOOHE&#39;LL DO ANYTHING IN HIS POWERTO CONVEY HIS FEELINGS OF LOVE ON TO YOUTHE PERFECT MAN IS SWEETWRITING POETRY FROM YOUR NAMEHE&#39;S A BEST FRIEND TO YOUR MOTHERAND KISSES AWAY YOUR PAIN.HE NEVER HAS MADE YOU CRYOR BATTERED YOU IN ANY WAYTO HELL WITH THIS ENDLESS POEM....THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY.&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2008/11/perfect-man-men-vs-women.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-3114807315407120648</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-15T10:54:03.388+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">strange pictures</category><title>CAN U DO THAT</title><description>&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgukPSwQQ_KJZEFN-rvKKoTlLPWyvToV04W-xXb-XsT__3-sRiH-79UoThde45I8JrF8rtlblLWSjxJqfr3fxo61jSab0hUg0qO-IhnSCnyyGekguJ7lWKym6fgwOgox4Evmo_fPh8djFk/s1600-h/2fun.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268750587104544114&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 299px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgukPSwQQ_KJZEFN-rvKKoTlLPWyvToV04W-xXb-XsT__3-sRiH-79UoThde45I8JrF8rtlblLWSjxJqfr3fxo61jSab0hUg0qO-IhnSCnyyGekguJ7lWKym6fgwOgox4Evmo_fPh8djFk/s400/2fun.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2008/11/can-u-do-that.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgukPSwQQ_KJZEFN-rvKKoTlLPWyvToV04W-xXb-XsT__3-sRiH-79UoThde45I8JrF8rtlblLWSjxJqfr3fxo61jSab0hUg0qO-IhnSCnyyGekguJ7lWKym6fgwOgox4Evmo_fPh8djFk/s72-c/2fun.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-9072512918072385576</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-15T10:50:37.670+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">articles</category><title>Intelligent Design</title><description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:times new roman;&quot;&gt;HARRISBURG, Pa.-In what is sure to be the biggest courtroom clash since the last one, a class action suit had been filed in federal court against the Dover Area School Board for not allowing the teaching of Intelligent Design in school science classes. The twist? This time, it&#39;s the monkeys themselves bringing the suit.&lt;br /&gt;In a startling and unprecedented move, several Bornean Orangutans from the Pittsburgh zoo have sued the school district, insisting that Intelligent Design not only be taught in science classes but the theory of evolution be stricken from textbooks&lt;br /&gt;These Orangutans, or Pongo pygmaeus, are offended by the idea that they are related to people, and think Intelligent Design is the best alternative out there.&lt;br /&gt;One of the plaintiffs, Cuddles, explained her position through a sign language interpreter: &quot;That apes and humans descended from a common ancestor is just a disgusting thought. I&#39;m appalled, frankly. I mean, look at you. Massive poverty, genocide, suffering, violence. Look how you treat your kind. People are horrible, horrible creatures.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;She continued, &quot;Have you seen some of the porn on your internet? I can&#39;t believe humans pee on each other. And don&#39;t get me started on the Tuesday night lineup on ABC. Only true barbarians would keep According to Jim on the air. That I&#39;m related to people in any way should be rejected on face value, let alone be taught in science classes.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;The details of the apes&#39; replacement theory are still ambiguous. One version of Intelligent Design posits elements of nature are so complex that they must have been created by a higher force. Among some of the more controversial elements of the ape theory include the idea that this &quot;intelligent designer&quot; of the entire universe is actually a 50 foot tall super smart ape similar to King Kong.&lt;br /&gt;Attorneys representing the school board have questioned the true motives of the apes. In a written statement, school board lawyers claimed the suit was just a cheap parlor trick to manipulate the public and avoid the fact that humans and apes are related through evolution.&lt;br /&gt;But the primates remain undeterred. Bubba, another plaintiff in the suit, has similar thoughts- &quot;Man did not come from apes. Gorillas, bonobos, chimpanzees, gibbons, we&#39;re all united. I mean, have you seen the contestants on American Idol? Ugh. You humans are just awful. Unlike evolution, Intelligent Design makes the case we&#39;re not associated with you at all!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;A U.S. Supreme Court ruling in 1987 decried schools could not require creationism to balance the teaching of evolution. This new lawsuit brought on by the apes may eventually make it up to the conservative justices recently appointed by president George W. Bush. As a result the ruling may be different.&lt;br /&gt;Bush even weighed in on the teaching of the possibility that a super intelligent, furry orangutan created the universe. &quot;I think that part of education is to expose people to different schools of thought,&quot; Bush said. &quot;You&#39;re asking me whether or not people ought to be exposed to different ideas, the answer is yes.&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:times new roman;&quot;&gt;Fwips News Service is America&#39;s source for fake news, commentary and humor from the heart of the Rocky Mountains. Award-winning, hard-hitting and fiercely original comedy from the Mile High City. Visit us if you prefer to receive knowledge and enlightenment without the normal work involved!&lt;br /&gt;We view the world from a slightly off-kilter cosmic prism glass, and that suits us just fine. We&#39;re Newsweek on crack, USA Today on Prozac, The New York Times as written by Larry David&#39;s slightly medicated cousin.&lt;br /&gt;Fwips offers weekly updates, breaking stories, astute commentary, cogent analysis, and cold, hard booty. We&#39;re committed to bringing you the latest in local and national news, entertainment, sports, business, current events, non-current events and non-event-events. And other stuff, too.&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2008/11/harrisburg-pa.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-5549041734615534750</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 03:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-09T08:40:56.493+05:30</atom:updated><title>If Microsoft makes cars....</title><description>For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At COMDEX recently, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, &quot;If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In response to Bill&#39;s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;1&lt;/b&gt;. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;2&lt;/b&gt;. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;3&lt;/b&gt;. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;4&lt;/b&gt;. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;5&lt;/b&gt;. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would run on only five percent of the roads.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;6&lt;/b&gt;. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single &quot;This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation&quot; warning light.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;7&lt;/b&gt;. The airbag system would ask &quot;Are you sure?&quot; before deploying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;8&lt;/b&gt;. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;9&lt;/b&gt;. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again, because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;10&lt;/b&gt;. Oh yeah, and last but not least . . . you&#39;d have to press the &quot;Start&quot; button to turn the engine off!</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2008/11/if-microsoft-makes-cars.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-742362854849932757</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-28T18:44:19.597+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">articles</category><title>Unspoken feelings!!!</title><description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;I feel so bad abt wat had happened n I regret for wat I could not do in past. I am so helpless abt the things which are happening in present, I am not able to do anything at all. All is happening in front of me n I am so helpless. Why is all happening ? Till when will it happen? Who&#39;ll come to help me ? OHH!!! all these questions are coming in my mind everytime everywhere. I cant be quite for a sec . I feel like time is running out of my hands n em just lookin it pass me by. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;Wat will happen in the future ? Will it be the same that had happened in the past n wats happening right now. Oh!! em so scared of life. Is life all these stuffs ? Isnt there a way to be happy in life? Love was like a dream which just showed off then gone far away , it went so far that I couln&#39;t even see its shadow. Its just gone away from me so far so much far that now em alone. So lonely that I cant see anybody miles away. The silence is so scary, its pin drop silence out here. I wanna scream loud ,cry hard but wat worth of it as I know there is nobody to help, to talk n to be with me.So now I live alone N I&#39;m tryin to forget evrythn that happened in my life . N see Its my life. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2008/08/unspoken-feelings.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-1570478392957821941</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-28T18:38:19.228+05:30</atom:updated><title>cat or lion??</title><description>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXzXPpv6PYhXfXYwQgMzWvoKQP1b00Xg69PBoHlx0tvPyOj2yVOPcN2ZWJ5_aPtzfp0UPtBj5J2og5E7lpPs19xG6D4L-MB7gnFhusca-UvRomPhGNGTzTqjk_t9Buqr4T-hnOBsKtRwU/s1600-h/3090.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXzXPpv6PYhXfXYwQgMzWvoKQP1b00Xg69PBoHlx0tvPyOj2yVOPcN2ZWJ5_aPtzfp0UPtBj5J2og5E7lpPs19xG6D4L-MB7gnFhusca-UvRomPhGNGTzTqjk_t9Buqr4T-hnOBsKtRwU/s400/3090.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239554604705144530&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2008/08/cat-or-lion.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXzXPpv6PYhXfXYwQgMzWvoKQP1b00Xg69PBoHlx0tvPyOj2yVOPcN2ZWJ5_aPtzfp0UPtBj5J2og5E7lpPs19xG6D4L-MB7gnFhusca-UvRomPhGNGTzTqjk_t9Buqr4T-hnOBsKtRwU/s72-c/3090.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6699058147702148845.post-342386496339383674</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 14:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-23T19:08:35.812+05:30</atom:updated><title>Good story.....Touching Heart</title><description>&lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot; face=&quot;lucida grande&quot;&gt;An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;The Father asked his Son, â€œWhat is this?â€&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;The Son replied â€œIt is a crowâ€.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, â€œWhat is this?â€&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;The Son said â€œFather, I have just now told you â€œItâ€™s a crowâ€.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;What is this?â€&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Sonâ€™s tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. â€œItâ€™s a crow, a crowâ€.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, â€œWhat is this?â€&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;This time the Son shouted at his Father, â€œWhy do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times â€˜IT IS A CROWâ€™. Are you not able to understand this?â€&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;more-99&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;â€œToday my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time h e asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent childâ€.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;While the little child asked him 23 times â€œWhat is thisâ€, the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;So..&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents.From today say this aloud, â€œI want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat to make me a person presentable in the society todayâ€.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;Say a prayer to God, â€œI will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they behave.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mazzako.blogspot.com/2008/07/good-storytouching-heart.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (bhaktapur girl)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item></channel></rss>