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Ahhh. I Know How You Feel Buddy

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 10:09:00 -0700

Let's Play A Fun Game: Spot The Difference

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 10:07:00 -0700

Since we're already touching America- Terrorist territory, I might as well include this:

Haha!

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 10:03:00 -0700

There's washing powder, and there's stain remover... And there's this

CIA Google Search: "Where Is Binladen?"

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:56:00 -0700

Remember that oversized book 'Where's Wally?' Well, there's a new version published specially for the CIA.

Double Signals

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:55:00 -0700

Government parties have problems agreeing?

Love Hate, It's All The Same

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:52:00 -0700

Cute Animal Pic Of The Day

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:33:00 -0700

I want one- not to eat.

Make Love, Not War

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:24:00 -0700

Title also interchangeable with: Bush: "IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL NATIONAL INFILTRATION!?"

Jihadjoe! (Modified for sale in the US)

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:23:00 -0700

And there's more! Jihadjoe's sexy sidekick!

Government Decides To Reduce Population

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:19:00 -0700

Preparing For The Future - Remembering The Past

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:10:00 -0700

Room With A View - Island Villa

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:02:00 -0700

Not a particularly nice view, mind you. But at least it's not New Jersey - where they'd have just taken his house against his wishes:

News Report: House is an island

Developers have turned a house into an island in China after the owner refused to move out.
Developers turned a house into an island after the owner refused to move out in Chongqing city, China /Lu Feng
The villa now stands alone in a 30ft deep man-made pit in Chongqing city, reports Jinbao Daily.
The Chongqing Zhengsheng Real Estate Company wants to turn the area into a £40m 'Broadway' square, including apartments and a shopping mall.
But the owner of the villa says he won't move out unless the company pays his price - the equivalent of £1.3 million.

8 Reasons Not To Mess With Children

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:54:00 -0700

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I'll ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,"They will in a minute."

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A Sunday school teacher w as discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher: she's dead."

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!"

By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, "NO!

I was just bursting with pride for them. "Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."

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How/who not to run a country.

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:57:00 -0700

Even the president doesn't know EVERYTHING!

Or maybe he knows nothing?

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Can you beat the English dictionary?

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:56:00 -0700

96Fm Beat the dictionary challenge: simply create a NEW word that makes sense in context, and win a round trip to Bali!

Time travel

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:51:00 -0700

Want to travel back in time? Respond to the following --->

Second-hand, it's always cheaper!

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:37:00 -0700

Never seen anything like this before --->

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noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:35:00 -0700

Need a job?
Yeah, just read on...

Go Transformers!

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:28:00 -0700

Ever seen that movie Transformers? The one with the cool I-am-so-cool-and-can-become-anything robots from another planet where technology rules and dominates all man? -- Yeah, that one. Well, now you can be just like them.

Here's the winner of a costume competition. No pain involved, promise. Selling on eBay for $9.90.

It comes in red, blue, green, hot red, spicy purple, and flowery pink! :P

How to become a Ninja in 7 easy steps!

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:24:00 -0700

Ready to kick some BAD-people ass? Well, it is now time to take on your destiny!

Just follow the steps indicated. Shirt sold separately. :P

Funny: Man with a huge cock!

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:19:00 -0700

... Be advised. The following image may be found to be disturbing by some.

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And they say flying is STILL the safest way to travel!

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:36:00 -0700

Humans, we just weren't designed to fly.
...A few SUBTLE reasons why flying may not be in your best interests.

A Bangladeshi Bimian plane, having skidded off the runway after hitting a large puddle of water while landing.

Pilots on the mobile phone! They should really think about implementing the no-mobile-while-driving rule for pilots too.

A simple case of, "Oops! I forgot the brakes!"

And you'd think they were trained to shut a door! --->

This is one broken nose that just can't be fixed!

If you're aware of the above, and are still going to fly, make sure you go out first class!

Funny News: Toyota launches Toy Yoda!

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:28:00 -0700

In news.. Yeah right!

---> I hope you like your Star Wars! <---

Every employees dream computer!

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:19:00 -0700

The best selling software not known to man?!

Mastercard- Priceless!

noreply@blogger.com (Shaz*) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:04:00 -0700

Pretty self explanatory.