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<title>The Future of Paper Plates</title>
<description>By Mark R. Mandel (4/14/06)</description>
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<title>Common Enemies of the Paperboy, According to the Nintendo Game of the Same Name</title>
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<title>Common Phrases Not Written in My High-School Yearbook, for a Multitude of Reasons</title>
<description>By Colleen Doyle (4/14/06)</description>
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<title>Sleeper Asbestos-Containing Products the Discovery of Whose Fatal Fiber Emissions Would Trigger Mass Panic</title>
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<title>Natural Rock Features Named by an Overwrought Mother Hired by the National Park Service</title>
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<title>Frank McCourt's American History Class: Course Syllabus</title>
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<title>Reasons I Stand by My Decision to Pick Seton Hall to Make the Final Four of the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Despite Their 20-Point Loss to Wichita State in the First Round</title>
<description>By Chris Song (3/20/06)</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 14:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Other Names Sting Could Go by, as Suggested by My Thesaurus</title>
<description>By Collin Joyce (3/20/06)</description>
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<title>Perks No Longer Allowed to Congress Under the New Proposed Ethics Code</title>
<description>By Thomas Hynes (3/20/06)</description>
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<title>Hit Songs of the 1970s and '80s If the South Had Won the Civil War</title>
<description>By Matt Vella (3/15/06)</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 14:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Possible Reasons My Short Stories Are So Poorly Reviewed by the Other Members of My Writers' Workshop</title>
<description>By Jared Young (3/15/06)</description>
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<title>Linebackers Who Are Twice as Good as Mike Singletary</title>
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<title>Things I Might Be Convinced to Give My Left Arm For</title>
<description>By Gibson Holub (3/8/06)</description>
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<title>Reasons the Little Teapot Was Picked On in High School</title>
<description>By Taylor Dearr (3/8/06)</description>
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<title>Things I Could Have Said When the Strap on My Israeli Paratrooper Bag Broke If I'd Known the Outcome of Whichever War It Was Used In</title>
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<title>Sample Emoticons for e-Kicking Someone in the e-Balls</title>
<description>By Barbara DeCesare (3/6/06)</description>
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<title>What the People Who Used to Live in My House Apparently Said to Each Other Before Selling It to Me</title>
<description>By Jessy Randall (3/3/06)</description>
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<pubDate>Fri,  3 Mar 2006 14:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Victoria's Secret</title>
<description>By Megan Amram (3/3/06)</description>
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<title>Things That Are Beyond the Pale</title>
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<title>Other Signs Held Up by Olympic Moguls Skier Toby Dawson's Mom Besides &amp;quot;GOOD LUCK, TOBY DAWSON!&amp;quot;</title>
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