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Jack: Yup...That's where I'm at in this big old world. </description><link>https://meganandjackstories.tumblr.com/post/3326483000</link><guid>https://meganandjackstories.tumblr.com/post/3326483000</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:37:50 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>This is basically the one and only photo we have of Megan...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgow7ip2k61qhnvv3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is basically the one and only photo we have of Megan touching our dog, George.  She hasn’t given him the time of day since then!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://meganandjackstories.tumblr.com/post/3320336269</link><guid>https://meganandjackstories.tumblr.com/post/3320336269</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:57:18 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>A picture sometimes just captures the essence of who you are. ...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgovtysnGQ1qhnvv3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A picture sometimes just captures the essence of who you are.  Every time I see this picture of Jack, I am reminded of that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://meganandjackstories.tumblr.com/post/3320186221</link><guid>https://meganandjackstories.tumblr.com/post/3320186221</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:49:09 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
