THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these dirty girls popped up on my facebook feed. Why in the world would anyone, even descended from criminals, think this is ok? DA strong!

The girl with the weird white Australian slippers sure does pee a lot.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, have you seen this video that terminally-ill Shaun Wilson-Miller who is 17 posted on YouTube?  His heart rejected a second heart transplant and there is no way he will live.  It’s so sad and heart warming at the same time.  Nik, I gotta give props to this kid for having the balls to do this.  What do you think?

You will be missed Shaun Wilson-Miller.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is pro MX riders Blake “Bilko” Williams.  He is an aussie and a bad ass bike rider but the poor dude can’t hang with alcohol one bit.  Seems like everytime the douche drinks, he passes out and someone writes on him.  You figure by now he would have grown some balls and actually knew how to drink.

How can you pass out on Coors Light… chicks drink that beer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you don’t agree that you would sleep with this chick then I’m never visiting your site again.  You obviously have no idea what a good looking girl looks like.  Whens the last time you had sex?? its seriously ridiculous some of the answers you come up with.  I can’t wait to hear what you have to say about her.  Names Debbie Sath for all you chub chasers.

Answer: NO! Since you are a newbie from OZ, take this line and memorize it for life: Photoshop is for Liars!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Claire Littlechild. She has been faked on the internet for quite a few years now, many girls want to be her from all over the world, but does this make her hot? I know her from around the clubs in Melbourne. She is a makeup artist, and it shows b/c she defiantly wears a bit to much of it! but she is a super pretty girl. Has long blonde hair, +2′s and a nice body.

Her look is kind of dated. She has a hot 2006 look to her, a normal looking 2009 and a chubby 2012.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik I can’t decide which to get.  I’ve seen both of these suits on your site, I trust your opinion and wanna know which one of these I should get.  I have a lil gut which is why I wanna know about the one Keishas wearing, my bodies not as bad as hers but i wanted to run that concept by you.  Maybe if shipping wasn’t $100 on everything to oz then maybe i could hop on another couple of your bandwagons…anyways lets not get sidetracked.  Which suit?

Obviously “The Nik Richie” swimmer in the top image. You are looking good Ke$ha.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ello ello ello.  so nik there’s an epidemic going around oz right now, its of boys stuffing their shorts.  Lately I’ve grabbed a couple guys junk only to be dissipointed with a handful of air .  How do they do it ??  simple layering of briefs. I had to test my theory to so I de-robed the next guy I saw wearing briefs under his swimmy (not hard as a girl, especially one with t*ts )  So what did I find you wonder.  Well ladies, I hat e to inform you that guys with undies under their swimmies are stuffing.  I got the , my swimsuit is see-thru routine which is a lie cause of the ones I’ve seen there not.  The usual suspects are wearing those undies with the pen*s pouch at the front for an extra bulge, I’ve also had a guy wearing 2 pairs of undies and said his swimsuit falls off otherwise (pretty sure they had a drawstring)…Nik am I right? do guys do this back in America to?  Also, since I’m sure some people will figure out who this is since I say this all the time I wanna mention I’m not a sl*t and that guys were de-robed as an experiment…an experiment of love…jk jk jk.

Sounds like guys can’t get it up down under.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, your definitely have info incorrect. That girl with the short hair is not at all Bam’s EC gf. She is some sk*nk from Australia who thought she would win Bam over but he tossed her back to Australia after two shorts months. Bam and Tammy are crazy in love and have been for over two years. Yes, he does at times have a gf on the West Coast but from his mouth his Tam Tam is his girlfriend. Tammy is probably one of the only girls that can keep up with him and his lifestyle. She is beautiful, fun, sweet, crazy and wild all in one. It’s the rock star with the hot ass girlfriend senario. HOLLA B*TCHES!!

All these girls are so stupid. Why do they fall for this has beens mind games?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nick Ziade, what can I say about this lad, what cant I say is more like it.  This double douche is a promoter at Trademark, his specialty is flying in D list celebrities and then tries to be their best friend.  He attaches himself to the hip of whatever ‘celeb’ he flies in, like a suckerfish.  His latest was the situation…who?? he parades these guys around town (day and nifght) to try and get noticed.  He puts ads in papers and goes into detail on what he will be doing with the ‘celebrities’ so you can have a chance to see them, with him!!!  Too bad he can’t afford to pay for their c*ke addictions, thats the only shot he has at any of these guys liking him.  Anyways don’t wanna waste to much time with this dumb fuk, its just funny how hard this guy tries to be kool.  Befriending these d-listed won’t keep a roof over your head, it may be back to the car for you old friend.

Once Marquee opens in Australia this guy will be a sandwich artist at Subway.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik I’ve noticed this Taree chick has been posted a few times on here in the past. Well, I felt the need to shine some light on what I found out when I came across what she actually looks like! Those other posts only did her justice compared to what this chick really looks like! I can’t help but feel somewhat disgusted every time I look at this scattered mess. She just keeps getting worse and worse.

This chick is considered hot in Australia. In America we call this normal looking.- nik