melge magazine is a collective of comedians, writers, musicians, and visual artists living in New York. We create original content.Tumblr (3.0; @melge)http://melge.com/40.702348-73.942886melgemagazinehttp://feedburner.google.com<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l28k46WmEn1qbvrtoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bubleraptor.tumblr.com/post/718521953/submitted-by-darren-miller-and-kirk-larsen-of" target="_blank">bubleraptor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>submitted by <a title="Darren Miller" href="http://www.darrenmillercomedy.com" target="_blank">Darren Miller</a> and <a title="Kirk Larsen" href="http://kirklarsen.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Kirk Larsen</a> of <a title="Melge Magazine" href="http://www.melge.com" target="_blank">Melge Magazine</a></p> <p><a href="http://bubleraptor.tumblr.com/submit" target="_blank">submit your own</a></p> </blockquote> <p>A Melge submission to BubleRaptor went up. Can you find the raptor?</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=rYZVPDETgRE:nhQ3wZWVZK8:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/rYZVPDETgRE/718766698http://melge.com/post/718766698Sun, 20 Jun 2010 12:32:00 -0400Michael BubleBubleRaptorPicturephotoshopKirk LarsenDarren MillersubmissionsRaptorsubmissionhttp://melge.com/post/718766698<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kR3yRwYeDCk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kR3yRwYeDCk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><strong>Drew Face: Accidents Explained</strong></p> <p>Good friend and Melge collective member, <a href="http://drewkaufman.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Drew Kaufmann</a>, took a spill in McCarren Park. I took it upon myself to go through the original footage to determine exactly what happened to Mr. Kaufmann — to answer the question: why did he fall?</p> <p>Here’s the answer.</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=osQQ-FWQbU4:YTyD7nRGLFM:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/osQQ-FWQbU4/601938984http://melge.com/post/601938984Sat, 15 May 2010 18:27:09 -0400Drew FaceKirk LarsenDrew KaufmannMcCarren ParkAccidents ExplainedMelge Collective Membervideoslow motionhttp://melge.com/post/601938984<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dSOju84Gq2A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dSOju84Gq2A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Mute Math - Armistice (Cover by Mike Falzone)</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=7A3WqlQTnec:9ywUBIr7aBY:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/7A3WqlQTnec/593040584http://melge.com/post/593040584Wed, 12 May 2010 14:57:53 -0400Mike FalzonevideoaudiomusicMute MathArmisticecoverPiecemeal PictureSelf-Recordingsubmissionhttp://melge.com/post/593040584<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv60tsYKKE1qa33tho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=vWDBX37OO6s:x3zzbvtUPKY:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/vWDBX37OO6s/580374381http://melge.com/post/580374381Fri, 07 May 2010 23:59:00 -0400Philcomicimageillustrationthree panelserialhopehttp://melge.com/post/5803743811. Any player they bring up, you need to decide if they seem positive or negatively inclined towards...<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=83HX2noAQ4Q:IIqge6O9BxY:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/83HX2noAQ4Q/571277210http://melge.com/post/571277210Tue, 04 May 2010 13:39:47 -0400Andrew FordWritingComedyHow-ToSportshttp://melge.com/post/571277210SPOILER ALERT - By the end of this post, I will have totally ruined the ending of this...<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=cBI3bXmNaTs:HFSe-JAQ13c:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/cBI3bXmNaTs/554667209http://melge.com/post/554667209Tue, 27 Apr 2010 21:05:00 -0400filmreviewseeing movies by yourselfstatutory rape?Kevin MeadTexthttp://melge.com/post/554667209<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvcy7eydDp1qa33tho1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>“HOT PIECE OF ASSASSIN</b>” of the day: <b>DOUBLE TROUBLE EDITION</b></p> <p><b>Werner von Haeften & Count Claus von Stauffenberg</b></p> <p><b>Target</b>: Hitler!</p> <p><b>“Jury’s” Verdict</b>: Guilty. Sentenced to death by firing squad.</p> <p><b>Our Verdict</b>: Their coup d’état was unsuccessful? Oh… hey, baby don’t worry, it happens to a lot of guys. No, really, I’m not judging you, it’s totally fine. You’re just over-thinking it, it’s okay.</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=whGGHJ10MpU:ZlzsJVrWKrQ:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/whGGHJ10MpU/510742195http://melge.com/post/510742195Sat, 10 Apr 2010 10:50:24 -0400Glenn BoozanHot Piece of AssassinWerner von HaeftenCount Clause von Stauffenbergimagetextphotoinformationhttp://melge.com/post/510742195As major media outlets pay closer and closer attention to the internet, many are soliciting...<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=atRHSl74z8g:IfrMEvPKsqI:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/atRHSl74z8g/498615110http://melge.com/post/498615110Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:00:00 -0400Saj PothiawalatextFailed Web SeriesThorcomedyABC FamilyThor JohnsonTrouble Helmsleysubmissionhttp://melge.com/post/498615110<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxw7d6kAEN1qa33tho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New Phil.</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=_u4okQqt9vA:3lXtMUCte0E:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/_u4okQqt9vA/498205906http://melge.com/post/498205906Mon, 05 Apr 2010 10:00:00 -0400Philserialcomicimageillustrationthree panelthe fansrockin' ricksubmissionhttp://melge.com/post/4982059061) Fattest kid is always the goalie 2) The best-looking kid is always a forward 3) The best player...<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=n3gOFh1Zjic:wGkbCeb5TlE:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/n3gOFh1Zjic/489625860http://melge.com/post/489625860Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:02:44 -0400Glenn Boozantextlistsoccercomedyhttp://melge.com/post/489625860Compiled with bleak! Comedy. “Aw fuck, this fucking hang nail…” “OOOh, here it is. Honey, you’ll...<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=Tv6PtREfZFQ:5j3BNdBhXYk:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/Tv6PtREfZFQ/183785442http://melge.com/post/183785442Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:30:00 -0400Darren MillerWritingComedyDeathhttp://melge.com/post/183785442<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvcye6CCXk1qa33tho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>“HOT PIECE OF ASSASSIN</b>” of the day</p> <p><b><a href="http://www.africanassassin.com/" target="_blank">Rameau Sokoudjou</a> (aka “The African Assassin”)</b></p> <p><b>Target</b>: Unworthy opponents.</p> <p><b>Jury’s Verdict</b>: Aaaaaaannndd… HE’S OUT COLD, FOLKS</p> <p><b>Our Verdict</b>: He’s photoshopped next to a lion. He. Is. Photoshopped. Next. To. A. Lion.</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=0PcFvfvhO7w:fSFFUop6kIU:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/0PcFvfvhO7w/485236851http://melge.com/post/485236851Tue, 30 Mar 2010 19:27:42 -0400Glenn BoozanHot Piece of AssassinRameau Sokoudjouimagetextphotophotoshoppedlioninformationhttp://melge.com/post/485236851<object width="400" height="255"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lF4rUpeNRDY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lF4rUpeNRDY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="255" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The first in a series of diced commercials, this is <em>Enterprise Rent a Car Will Pick You Up.</em></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=FLEbmV37FDo:oLZM29c0vII:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/FLEbmV37FDo/476174757http://melge.com/post/476174757Sat, 27 Mar 2010 02:00:00 -0400Enterprise Rent a CarKirk LarsenPick You UPdiced commercialvideoGet On Youhttp://melge.com/post/476174757Dear Cannibal Steve, My mom is just impossible! I hate her! Look, it’s just like, she doesn’t get...<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=rl_L4UWK1zM:V3Rcq8UzNmc:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/rl_L4UWK1zM/470786827http://melge.com/post/470786827Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:04:57 -0400Andrew FordComedyDear Cannibal SteveFictionWritingLetterhttp://melge.com/post/470786827<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvcyhxz5nt1qa33tho1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“HOT PIECE OF ASSASSIN</strong>” of the day</p> <p><strong>Fritz Joubert Duquesne</strong></p> <p><strong>Target</strong>: He snuck onto a boat that Lord Kitchener (a British Field Marshall) was sailing on, and destroyed it. I repeat: he DESTROYED a BOAT.</p> <p><strong>Jury’s Verdict</strong>: He was awarded an iron cross for his services.</p> <p><strong>Our Verdict</strong>: Okay, can we talk about this for a second: he was a soldier, a prisoner of war, a big game hunter, a journalist, a stockbroker, a saboteur, a spy, an adventurer, a war correspondent, he once escaped from prison using only an iron spoon, his codename was “The Black Panther,” he used to charm daughters of high-ranking officials into getting him information, and he was hunted regularly by the FBI. Seriously? No, really, seriously?</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=Om89B0T5JTk:SO1pgtQX4w0:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/Om89B0T5JTk/459287269http://melge.com/post/459287269Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:00:00 -0400Glenn BoozanHot Piece of AssassincomedyimagephotostatisticstextFritz Joubert Duquesnehttp://melge.com/post/459287269The Redundancy of Time by Andrew Emerson Rehm (Age One) I’m not quite sure what the deal is...<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=mCt3aF8r67s:rgOGtwM7Alg:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/mCt3aF8r67s/458851088http://melge.com/post/458851088Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0400Travis Helwigtextspeculative fictionhumorAndrew Emerson RehmFull Disclosureoh a blanketsubmissionhttp://melge.com/post/458851088<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv60rvYg881qa33tho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=ut7dEGy2fPE:LJki6iMv2zQ:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/ut7dEGy2fPE/450240139http://melge.com/post/450240139Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:11:34 -0400Philcomicbeardimageillustrationthree panelserialhairindignancehttp://melge.com/post/450240139<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OZLVOBS6fr0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OZLVOBS6fr0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Passin’ On Class.</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=JCoQedLCG9o:lT0SqXoEBsY:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/JCoQedLCG9o/442276035http://melge.com/post/442276035Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:31:32 -0500Mike Antonuccivideocomedyanimationfilmshort filmsubmissionhttp://melge.com/post/442276035I’m writing to you because you have a family member or friend buried within our hallowed grounds. We...<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=CgUgvMuh3yE:eWiX_TnnP5g:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/CgUgvMuh3yE/441967178http://melge.com/post/441967178Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:45:00 -0500Andrew FordWritingComedyFictionLetterDeathhttp://melge.com/post/441967178THE SIMPSONS:A sitcom about a family with jaundice, living in a town full of other people with...<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?a=XV4-V8CKKj8:CGWi7GUe2jE:nQ_hWtDbxek"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/melgemagazine?d=nQ_hWtDbxek" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/melgemagazine/~3/XV4-V8CKKj8/183787223http://melge.com/post/183787223Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:30:00 -0500Darren MillerTVWritingComedyhttp://melge.com/post/183787223