As not-total-idiots, we spend a lot of time worrying about making the right decision. Sometimes we can thank ourselves for avoiding a bad situation, and sometimes it's totally up to random chance whether we dodge a huge bullet or not. Everyone has a moment in their lives that the think about "man if that had gone just slightly differently I'd be in some serious pain right now." Hindsight is 20/20 and life is just a constant act of dodging massive bullets.

We love nothing more than some good old fashioned job fails and while we're at it, strange and unexplainable architecture. It makes our world go round. Also, if anything job fails are a great way to relieve the pain you might be carrying after you had a particularly gnarly day at work. We all mess up. It's easy to forget that nobody's safe from a failed attempt. 

In the mood for a little variety? A little...weirdness mixed in with the usual memes? Well, you're in luck! This eclectic gallery has it all: tantalizing tweets, cursed images, and extremely specific memes about feeling depressed and music. You may not like all of 'em, but we're willing to bet you'll appreciate a few of these gems. And there's only one way to find out...

Parentingis hard — ask anyone with a kid. Mostly, because from the second they are born, until the moment they go to school, you'll never again have a second to yourself. Your days of self-indulgence are over and you will never again know what it's like to lie in a warm bath with a glass of wine and a face mask without a little fist pounding at the door asking when you're coming out. Your kids own you now, and self-care is not in their vocabulary. These parents tweeting about what self-care looks like once the children come along are a stark reality check for any expectant parents out there who think they might be any different! 

Ahoy matey. Do you know what time it is? Time for a meme dump! Drop everything you're doing and settle down comfortably, because you're not going to stop once you get started. Once you're finished chortling at these memes, head over to these memes and have a chuckle at those too. Wonderful. 

Being basically cooperative, we don't want to step on people's toes. In this case there's an employee eating a burger in a designated eating space, and their coworker happens to not like that. Compromise is important, but it's also important that people agree on what "compromise" means. Prickly attitudes transcend dietary preference, like this entitled uncle who demanded a meat meal at a vegan wedding.

Sometimes they are so imperfect they are doomed to fail. It is a mystery sometimes how people come together, and how they stay that way longer than half a second. And sometimes they are so imperfect in the best way. Those goofy couples that are simply adorkable together. With almost vomitory cuteness and endless photos on social media expressing themselves as only they know how. Or, behind the scenes the girl is yelling at the guy to smile right and complaining that the side she's on doesn't compliment her, even though she took 20 pictures on that side that day. Either or, it's your own perception. These memes are for all the couples out there. Whether you wanna make your boo smile while they are at work, or laugh after you've had a fight, there are some gems that'll do just the trick. 

If you ever wondered what really goes on when it gets hot and heavy at home for couples, they may not be exactly what you are looking for, but these hilarious sexual relationship memes will give you a peek at what is really going on. Or these relationship memes that are way too accurate for comfort, and will definitely have you comparing to your own happily ever after story. And finally, some more relationship memes that your special someone will appreciate getting.

We all get invited on dates we don't want to go on sometimes. Even a friend-date can feel intimidating and unnecessary from time to time. So what are we supposed to do? Sure we can say we have a significant other already but then you have to create a whole fake Instagram for them and get a decent amount of follow backs and it can get really messy really quick. Luckily Regina Roz, AKA the serial dater, provided her best list of excuses for any occasion on Quora. Enjoy!

Whether someone has put a lot of thought into creating a cleverly worded sign, or the heavens have aligned to accidentally make a normal sign into something hilarious, here are photos of the funniest and cleverest signs from r/FunnySigns that will keep you amused for hours. And here's the collection of funny signs from last week to keep you going. 

"Value" is a very slippery concept, and what one person might choose to throw away could equally be seen as a major score for someone else. There are idiots throwing away guitars, TVs and jackets just because of a small fixable issue, and it's the sworn duty of the rest of us, the shameless garbage sifters, to pluck that ripe fruit-o-the-trash. Ironically it's often the stuff that people try to sell that's the real garbage, like this weird and dumb stuff people tried selling online. For a glimpse at the kind of people throwing nice stuff away, here are some of the most expensive things people witnessed.