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		<title>titties make you smarter</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/11/12/titties-make-you-smarter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[See? I told you guys before&#8230; Males are the most misunderstood people on Earth. Little does the world know that all along, we&#8217;ve been drooling at big tits not because we&#8217;re pervs, but because we appreciate the intelligence! 
[source]
Women with bigger breasts found to be smarter
A STUDY conducted in the United States showed that women [...]]]></description>
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		<title>‘bajet’</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/11/09/bajet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Speaking of having babies, I don&#8217;t fucking understand why do people get the compulsion to ask if we&#8217;re going to have another child, as if having children is like a scheduled product launch from a fucking factory. If my wife and I are going to have another child, then wouldn&#8217;t they see my kid already? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>feel important</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/11/05/feel-important/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelooi.net/?p=5677</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of my wife&#8217;s colleague is pregnant with her third child, and has been acting smug about it. She thought that it is the smartest thing to do that she manages to keep it secret from her husband. It makes her feel in control, she said. When the time comes, she&#8217;ll just tell it to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vehicle End-of-Life Policy (ELV)</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/11/03/vehicle-end-of-life-policy-elv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Malaysian Ministry of International Trade and Industry (MITI) posted this in their blog yesterday&#8230;
[source]
Vehicle End-of-Life Policy (ELV) and the Phasing-out of Imported Used Parts and Components
The Ministry of International Trade and Industry (MITI) would like to refer to the issues raised by the public on the mandatory annual inspection as a requirement for road [...]]]></description>
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		<title>no I’m not</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/11/02/no-im-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:48:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelooi.net/?p=5675</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My colleagues and I have been discussing about someone in Company X who climbed the corporate ladder too damn fast, again. This time, I was prompted to think for myself, what could I have done to be like that person. You know, grow faster&#8230; have a faster journey to the top&#8230; shits like that. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>bad debt?</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/10/29/bad-debt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spotted this today in TheStar:
[source]
Chor: Credit card tax meant to promote prudent spending
KUALA LUMPUR: If banks were to &#8220;absorb&#8221; the RM50 service tax imposed on credit and charge cards, it would defeat the Government&#8217;s aim of reducing the use of the cards to prevent accumulation of bad debts.
Deputy Finance Minister Datuk Chor Chee Heung said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>kepala hantuk dinding – 2</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/10/23/kepala-hantuk-dinding-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/10/23/kepala-hantuk-dinding-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[work shit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelooi.net/?p=5671</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember the dumb ass Malay auditor who kept asking me asinine questions? Well, he came into my lab the other day for another round of audit. This time, he was auditing my lab for &#8216;unconventional housekeeping that may cause occupational hazard&#8217;. 
After barely walking through my lab for 5 minutes, that guy arrived to a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>what’s the fucking point?</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/10/21/whats-the-fucking-point/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/10/21/whats-the-fucking-point/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spotted this in the local news site today.
[source]
Finally, MyKad for Choong
PETALING JAYA: Choong Yik Sheng, 99, who passed away yesterday, will finally be issued his MyKad.
Special officer to the Home Minister Datuk Lau Yeng Peng said Choong&#8217;s red MyKad had been issued and he was to have received his permanent resident and birth certificate soon.
&#8220;When [...]]]></description>
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		<title>miser</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/10/19/miser/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/10/19/miser/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:17:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelooi.net/?p=5669</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever since I ascended into my 30&#8217;s, parting with my money has been a bitter affair. Each time I am about to spend, I&#8217;d ask a lot of questions to get past my subconscious miserly alter ego. I was never like that. 
I went to a shop the other day to inquire about my watch&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>whore for charity</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/10/12/whore-for-charity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelooi.net/2009/10/12/whore-for-charity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelooi.net/?p=5668</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A while back, the big dogs at Company X got very gung-ho about whoring the company in the name of charity. It wasn&#8217;t long before somebody with half a brain came up with the idea of tracking the participation rate of every goddamned department, and affects us employees with comparatively punier pay grade indirectly. Now, [...]]]></description>
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