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		<title>parting gift</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2010/07/29/parting-gift/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A week before I left Company X, I received an email from my boss with an attachment. Content as follows. From: Boss Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2010 2:06 PM To: michaelooi Subject: Testinony Michael, Would you like to have any alteration on your testimony, you can inform me for your input. Regards, Boss Attached with [...]


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		<title>pussy in heat</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2010/07/26/pussy-in-heat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s true that men are becoming pussies. I was at a restaurant today having my breakfast, when I saw an uninvited guest came ambling in. A stray female cat (no balls, had to be a female). One of the restaurant helpers, a scrawny Indian bloke (let&#8217;s call him Appu for conveniences&#8217; sake), was given the [...]


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		<title>rib-eye</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2010/07/21/rib-eye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 02:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was having my lunch with a bunch of workmates when a clueless dolt colleague (a male) asked me a silly question, &#8220;Hey Michael, do you have any idea which part of the cow is the rib-eye?&#8221; A cow has many parts with specific names and only 2 are known to me. &#8216;Edible&#8217; and &#8216;inedible&#8217;. [...]


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		<title>police uniform</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2010/07/19/police-uniform/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 02:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caught this in the news today. [source] Bar Council: Police identification a standard procedure PETALING JAYA: Police officers should identify themselves regardless of whether they are in uniform or not, said Bar Council chairman Ragunath Kesavan. He said that showing police identity cards should be the standard operating procedure for officers when approaching suspects or [...]


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		<title>puisi semasa</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2010/07/16/puisi-semasa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 02:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poem in conjunction of &#8216;Hari Barang Naik&#8217;&#8230; (too free at work today) If you have your own poem, please contribute also. **** Menteri negara boros dan sombong Kuat merepek bercakap kosong Tipu rakyat negara lingkup padahalnya duit makan tak cukup Beli kapal bina rumah Orang miskin biar susah Bukan Melayu dipanggil pendatang Layanan diberi macam [...]


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		<title>car wash</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2010/07/14/car-wash-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, I am always against the idea of getting my car vacuumed at a car wash. Usually, I&#8217;d wash Lorraine myself, but when I&#8217;m too lazy to do it, I&#8217;d send her to a car wash. But that&#8217;s the furthest I&#8217;m willing to go. Just the wash. Strictly no vacuum, no matter how filthy [...]


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		<title>italian connection</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2010/07/13/italian-connection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 02:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My wife Emily and I went to an Italian restaurant. We ordered a set lunch, a pizza and a mug of caramel coffee. It was a good lunch. When we&#8217;re enjoying the food, I joked about how nice it would be if the restaurant owner were to come over to tell us that our meal [...]


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		<title>Paul the oracle octopus</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2010/07/07/paul-the-oracle-octopus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 02:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure most of you guys have probably heard about &#8216;Paul the oracle octopus&#8217;. This cephalopod is purportedly able to accurately &#8216;predict&#8217; ALL of Germany&#8217;s matches in the World Cup. Pardon me, not really predicting the actual score, but rather who wins or loses. It&#8217;s like a 50% chance of random success. And it just [...]


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		<title>‘fckr’</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2010/07/02/fckr/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My blog&#8217;s 7th anniversary tomorrow, and look what I got in my inbox? A hate mail! It&#8217;s been some time since I got one&#8230; from Selena Perez [lettherainfall12@gmail.com] to Michael Ooi date Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 12:13 PM subject fckr ok listen up you homo.grace was right. i dont give a shit if you [...]


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		<title>job interview – common questions</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelooi.net/2010/06/29/job-interview-common-questions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 03:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michaelooi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been to 2 more interviews as of last week, a total of 3 interviews. I am beginning to see a trend here, on the things they tend to ask during an interview&#8230; 1) &#8220;Tell me about yourself.&#8221; / &#8220;How would you describe yourself&#8221;. I&#8217;ve been asked this in all my interviews. Like duh. I [...]


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