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		<title>Disorder in the American Courts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. &#8212; ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. &#8212; ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to take care of your wife</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.com/2009/10/05/how-to-take-care-of-your-wife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don&#8217;t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that&#8217;s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Art of Breaking Bad News</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.com/2009/04/20/the-art-of-breaking-bad-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At dawn the telephone rings. &#8220;Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker.&#8221; &#8220;Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?&#8221; &#8220;Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died.&#8221; &#8220;My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s the one.&#8221; &#8220;Darn! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>World War – 3D Animation by Vincent Chai</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.com/2008/12/15/world-war-3d-animation-by-vincent-chai/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vincent Chai of the University Of Hertfordshire made this cool and funny 3D Animation entitled &#8220;World War&#8221; Kudos to Vincent Chai!]]></description>
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		<title>20 Funny Domain Names</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.com/2008/12/15/20-funny-domain-names/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 17:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good domain names are said to be easily remembered but I think funny ones will do just as well.&#160; Well, if you wanna know what I&#8217;m talking about then check out the following: Top 10 Worst Domain Names 20 More Unfortunate Domain Names If you&#8217;re planning to register your own domain names, please think carefully [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Digging a Potato Garden</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.com/2008/09/03/digging-a-potato-garden/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Bubba: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Foul Mouthed Parrot</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.com/2008/08/29/foul-mouthed-parrot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there&#8217;s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he&#8217;s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird&#8217;s foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Longest Human Tongue – Video</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.com/2008/07/22/longest-human-tongue-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:22:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure who has the longest human tongue in the world but this one&#8217;s really really long and weird and nasty. Watch the video&#8230; [metacafe 1382703] Weird, nasty, awesome, yuck! But could this be the world&#8217;s longest human tongue?]]></description>
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		<title>Need a Push?</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.com/2008/07/06/need-a-push/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple is in bed sleeping when there&#8217;s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it&#8217;s half past 3 in the morning. &#8220;I’m not getting out of bed at this time,&#8221; he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Dog Videos</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.com/2008/06/28/funny-dog-videos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Labrador Having a Sexy Dream [youtube YejELz2cn1c] Dog Crying in Sleep [youtube xBoRilB7lRY] Not so Smart [youtube pUWd4j2T-RQ]]]></description>
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