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		<title>Reincarnation ng Isang Lasenggo</title>
		<link>http://pinoy-jokes.mikelopez.com/2009/10/05/reincarnation-ng-isang-lasenggo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As always! Madaling araw na naman nakauwi si Otik galing sa inuman at lasing na lasing. Pag dating niya ay tulog na ang kanyang MISIS kaya tumabi na lang siya sa kama at natulog na rin. Kinaumagahan, sa muling pagmulat ng mga mata ni Otik ay nakita niya na ang katabi ay isang lalaki, bigla [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don’t mess around with Chinese!</title>
		<link>http://pinoy-jokes.mikelopez.com/2009/08/02/dont-mess-around-with-chinese/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Lawyer and a Chinese A lawyer and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight.? The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he could get over on them, easy. So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun game. The Chinese is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>November 2008 Joke Barrage</title>
		<link>http://pinoy-jokes.mikelopez.com/2008/11/15/november-2008-joke-barrage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 03:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke Barrage uli! Special thanks to Ramon Sebastian for sharing these with me&#8230; Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy! Juvy: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo? Toto: Hindi! &#8216;Yan din ang pangarap niya! Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo. Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pinoy Haircut</title>
		<link>http://pinoy-jokes.mikelopez.com/2008/06/16/pinoy-haircut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was this good old barber in a city in the United States. One day a florist went to him for a haircut. After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber but the barber replied, &#8220;I won&#8217;t accept money from you. I&#8217;m doing community service.&#8221; The florist was happy and left the barbershop. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Graduation Day Speech</title>
		<link>http://pinoy-jokes.mikelopez.com/2008/03/29/graduation-day-speech/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My wife got a text message that made me laugh. Now that it&#8217;s &#8220;graduation season&#8221; in the Philippines, graduation speeches are becoming commonplace. Here&#8217;s one&#8230; A fleasance afternoon 2 all, 2 me, 2 you, we, they, and everyone. TonAyt I am graduation, and i&#8217;m froud of me. I invitation u all to eat our hauz [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke Barrage Nanaman…</title>
		<link>http://pinoy-jokes.mikelopez.com/2007/10/01/joke-barrage-nanaman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 05:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Naghalungkat nanaman ako ng kayamanan sa inbox ko at eto ang nakita ko&#8230;   Enjoy! Host:Name a part of your body which starts with letter N Contestant:Knee!!!!! (courtesy of family feud) Titser:Pedro, 3+1 Pedro: 4, ma&#8217;am Titser:Korek, ikaw naman Inday, 1+3? Inday:Pambihira, yan na nga ba sinasabi ko eh, pag mahirap na yung tanong, ako na [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US President</title>
		<link>http://pinoy-jokes.mikelopez.com/2007/09/30/top-10-reasons-why-there-couldnt-be-a-filipino-american-us-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if you have watched David Letterman&#8217;s Show when he used Filipino-American for his top ten reasons, but this certainly show we are an emerging group in this diversed society to be featured in Dave&#8217;s famous TV show.. Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn&#8217;t Be a Filipino-American US President By David Letterman 10. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Letter Huh???</title>
		<link>http://pinoy-jokes.mikelopez.com/2007/07/13/some-letter-huh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mga friends!  Got this from an email sent to me by a friend who received it from his friend who most likely received it from his friend and so on&#8230;  Anyway, it&#8217;s about a letter that was found in some bar in Malate.  It was written by a bar girl to another bar girl whose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lolo’s Visa Application (A True Story)</title>
		<link>http://pinoy-jokes.mikelopez.com/2007/04/19/lolos-visa-application-a-true-story/</link>
		<comments>http://pinoy-jokes.mikelopez.com/2007/04/19/lolos-visa-application-a-true-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:02:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 70-year old &#8216;lolo&#8217; from the province was accompanied by a grandson to the US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview. The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him. The Consul told the young man to ask his grandfather why he wanted to go to the States. &#8220;Bakit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toothpick</title>
		<link>http://pinoy-jokes.mikelopez.com/2007/04/18/toothpick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:29:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AMO: kelan lang tayo bumili ng toothpick, bakit naubos agad? MAID: ewan ko po mam, kapag ako po ang gumamit sinosoli ko naman ah!]]></description>
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