MasterDater

How to have the perfect relationship – Trust me, it aint easy…

Mike Masters — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 15:57:40 +0000

Seriously? you want to marry her? I got into horrible trouble after a conversation, with my sisters psycho ex-boyfriend. “Dude, stop. I know you are in love with my sister but seriously? Come on buddy, there are two types of girls in the world, the ones that you marry and the ones that you sleep [...]

“I caught you putting my bra on while I was sleeping”

Mike Masters — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 09:38:34 +0000

Thought I would share with you an interview I had over at ThatsWhyIdumpedyou.com Funny site, very similar to texts from last night but has the potential to be funnier. 1) What’s the best breakup story related to Facebook have you heard? Oh lord, FB can be a horrible place for breakups and general crappiness. A [...]

Morality and hotness

Mike Masters — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 13:47:25 +0000

Just a little graphic from my latest book, thought you might enjoy. Subscribe to the comments for this post? Post on Google Buzz Share this on Reddit Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUpon Tweet This! No tags for this post. Related posts No related posts.

Gold digging at it’s finest

Mike Masters — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 13:07:41 +0000

Absolutely stellar! THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST What am I doing wrong?  Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know [...]

Penises, wieners and sexting

Mike Masters — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 13:07:49 +0000

Me and my GirlFriend, Mafia Mai answer a sexting question for Tina Tobin over at luvemorleavem.com. I hope you enjoy the part where she pulls a knife on me. Got to love Vietnamese girls, sexy and terrifying. Subscribe to the comments for this post? Post on Google Buzz Share this on Reddit Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUpon Tweet [...]

Obsessed with a cheater and a liar – And she wasn’t even hot!?

Mike Masters — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 05:52:25 +0000

About 10 years ago my Japanese teacher from America came to visit Japan to see her family. She was average cute, married, 6 years older than me, but had an attractive body. She came over to my house one day and we got a bit drunk, to my surprise she asked me if I had [...]

1% of the population is clinically psychotic

Mike Masters — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 08:29:03 +0000

Disclaimer: This post has gotten a lot of negative comments, probably fueled by only one person and her FB page. I have no desire to remove it or apologize for the content, however I will warn you that this is not a typical post for me. It is for humor only, and not to [...]

Mailbag, I am in love with a Sith Lord…

Mike Masters — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 07:15:08 +0000

This is a question I answered from the awesome Tina Tobin’s site http://luvemorleavem.com/ I think this was a killer question and one that ALL of us have suffered from or are suffering from. Don’t miss one… Posted By: Brian Dating > 3 yrs, 29-35 yrs Where do you begin? 3.5 years of waves, both passionate and loving [...]

You just f*cked my lover! – Should I be jealous?

Mike Masters — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 11:46:45 +0000

-Jim I’m 45, involved in a long distance relationship with a 26 year old. Chicago to New York. We’ve been physically together twice, and both times there was amazing chemistry. I don’t normally date that huge of a delta in age, but he was interested in me first and looks great naked, so I figured what [...]

My morality is inversely proportional to her hotness – A cheater’s story

Mike Masters — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 11:35:10 +0000

When I first moved to Japan my roomie and his girlfriend introduced me to a truly awful Japanese TV show. It was one of many things I would read/watch at this time that introduced me to the more fucked up side of human nature. The name of the show was something like “The Stinger” it was [...]

Evil little pussy – A sexual and moral clash

Mike Masters — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 08:17:34 +0000

Veiled wisdom I think I was about 14 at the time and I felt naively competent enough to handle the world. That is why I found it so irritating I couldn’t maintain my composure around this awful awful woman. I was stuck with my “evil step-mother,” and there was no escape. My father was [...]

Hookers, Sluts, Morality, and I hate myelf

Mike Masters — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 05:24:54 +0000

Angel on my Shoulder and a Devil in my Head I am sitting with my friend Matt on low 70’s lounge chairs that belong on the beach rather than outside a grubby local bar. We are both sipping Saigon Greens as we watch the foot traffic of back packers, locals and expats go [...]

The rules for texting guys – Don’t make these mistakes!

Mike Masters — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 08:46:04 +0000

I imagine that you are here because something didn’t go your way. You text him and he didn’t text you back or his answer was very short. You are not really sure about his intentions or if he is even interested. You feel like you might have messed things up, and all you want to [...]

Good Signs! 15 great guys that you should date

Mike Masters — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 15:38:30 +0000

This is part of the rough draft from a book I am working on with Kim Hess, Divorce Guru The book is “Getting back on the horse after a break up or divorce, a woman’s guide to getting back in the game” Hope you enjoy! 1. He is open to sharing the bad He doesn’t appear to [...]

Warning signs – 15 bad boys that you should never date

Mike Masters — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 17:16:46 +0000

This is part of the rough draft from a book I am working on with Kim Hess, Divorce Guru The book is “Getting back on the horse after a break up or divorce, a woman’s guide to getting back in the game” I am very excited to be working on a project with Kim and [...]

Cougar, cutting her claws on the back of change

Mike Masters — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 12:00:47 +0000

Demi Moore married actor Ashton Kucher when she was 42 and he was 27. Madonna, now 50-years-old is dating Brazilian model Jesus Luz, only 22. Sexual tourism Bethan, lives in southern England on the same street as her best friend Allie. They are on their first holiday to Kenya, a country they say is “Just full [...]