MasterDater

PLEASE HELP??? WAS I PLAYED???

Mike Masters — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 07:05:50 +0000

This is a reader who purchased my TextAppeal book. Pretty much a sure fire way to get me to answer any question. I assume from this email that the reader is about 21 or so. Hi Mike, I have a question I would LOVE answered. Recently a guy I met tried to kiss me, I pushed him away, [...]

IF HE WANTED TO BE WITH YOU, HE WOULD BE WITH YOU

Mike Masters — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 08:41:57 +0000

God… This fucking question again. This is a Girls Ask Guys reader which is an obnoxious website where young people scream at each other. Kinda like this girl does to me after I give her an answer. Sorry I didn’t edit her mail down. Scan it if you want. I am busy marketing a book [...]

We love the psychos – fighting boredom in relationships

Mike Masters — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:45:55 +0000

You know that person, the one who is branded to your mind? The one that maddens you STILL with lust, confuses you with passion and has been under your skin for years or even decades. What was it about them? What made them stand out? Psychos are my hobby I know my addictions pretty well and just [...]

The White Space, the power of silence

Mike Masters — Tue, 25 May 2010 17:13:45 +0000

Phone: “Hello? Are you there? What? did I say something to offend you?” I was talking at the same time a little confused why she couldn’t hear me. I looked down at my iPhone and realized I hit the mute button with the side of my face. Texting: Me: “I wasn’t too stoked about your ex husband [...]

Trust me, I have no use for your sperm

Mike Masters — Thu, 20 May 2010 16:47:56 +0000

I was lucky enough to get a second guest post from the prolific Skye Blue make sure you visit her at Metanotherfrog.com Skittish men Him: What do you mean you want to date? Me: You know, hang out a few times a month, and spend time talking, getting to know each other, and having fun. And [...]

Beautiful women and the men tired of f*cking them

Mike Masters — Tue, 11 May 2010 17:23:30 +0000

“What the fuck does she have that I don’t?” Like a petulant child she thrust out her ridiculously large breasts and put her hands on her narrow hips. “Are you serious, you want to give up on this??” She motioned with a Vanna White hand towards a body that would capture the eyes of women [...]

Choose you, love you, screw him

Mike Masters — Thu, 06 May 2010 15:31:42 +0000

Today’s post is from my good friend up in Canada, Skye Blue. We were supposed to exchange guest posts but I got my computer stolen and I will be taking a break from blogging for a little while. In the mean time I hope you enjoy Skye’s excellent post and visit her site [...]

Stop dating married men, damn it!

Mike Masters — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 17:23:49 +0000

Its 5 in the morning and my friend Lynn knocks on the door hesitantly. If it weren’t for a mild level of insomnia I never would have heard it. Lynn is training for a sprint triathlon and I am coaching her. I feel like I am running through butter since I “sprinted” the same 3-mile course [...]

25 wonderfully, full of sh*t things women say

Mike Masters — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:52:22 +0000

The wonderfully full of shit things women say with my possibly correct interpretations. (don’t hurt me) Pre/post sex bullshit I love these type of lines, they are so deliciously transparent. I am NOT going to sleep with you – Usually this comes out of the ether, slapping men with transferred guilt. What?? Weren’t we just talking about [...]

Choices – The balls or the face?

Mike Masters — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 15:59:07 +0000

I received this email from a reader a week ago: I have been dating the same girl for a year and a half, I love her but we fight a lot and disagree on almost everything and she constantly tells me that “maybe we’re just not right for each other”. I can’t picture my [...]

20 gloriously stupid things guys say to women

Mike Masters — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 15:29:32 +0000

1. Stupid speak A statement from a man or a woman that has dual meanings. Often the meaning is veiled from the speaker as well as the listener. 2. Stupid speak The majority of things that come out of Mike’s mouth, with full knowledge of both meanings. I love stupid speak, simply because I get to translate and [...]

The effortless connection, when the game is invalidated

Mike Masters — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:47:21 +0000

Mood for love – when the game is invalidated I hadn’t seen her in over a year and the last time I did, it was a battle. It had always been that way with us. “I just came back from a date with another gorgeous model, my god! Have you ever seen veins in someone’s [...]

BEING who you wish to attract, REMOVING what you don’t

Mike Masters — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:25:52 +0000

Why you need to become similar to the man you wish to attract

I hate her for loving someone else

Mike Masters — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:42:49 +0000

Sitting in the airport waiting for my flight to NYC, a message pops up in my Facebook. It is a happy birthday message from my ex-girlfriend. My heart feels like someone has taken it in their fist; blood squirts out of it and sours my stomach. I click over to her Facebook wall, and I [...]

My friends drugged me – Funny story Friday on a Thursday

Mike Masters — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:17:54 +0000

This was ridiculous, when I stood up I wished I hadn’t lived in sweaty Thailand for a month and thus forsaken underwear. We were all sitting around a large table on the floor; all of us had small pillows to make the tatami mat a little more comfortable. I opened the sliding door a bit because [...]

The perfect relationship a bullseye on the wild ass’s ass

Mike Masters — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 15:57:40 +0000

Seriously? you want to marry her? I got into horrible trouble after a conversation, with my sisters psycho ex-boyfriend. “Dude, stop. I know you are in love with my sister but seriously? Come on buddy, there are two types of girls in the world, the ones that you marry and the ones that you sleep [...]